Recession For Thee, Not Me
By Track-A-'Crat on May 2, 2009 at 10:20 PM in Current Affairs, Michelle Obama
Some things can never be repeated too many times.
One such example is how Michelle Obama, showing the common touch of Queen Marie Antoinette, idiotically stated that President Bush’s $600 personal stimulus was only good for buying a pair of earrings.
Now it transpires that Michelle was wearing a pair of trainers worth $540 while volunteering at a DC food bank, proving that her vanity is more than a match for that of her husband and creepy old Uncle Joe. Just ‘cos she’s hanging out with the bums doesn’t mean that she has to look like one, y’all.
Michelle, as with all other politicians plus spouses, is obviously not feeling the recession’s pinch (or is it a depression? Are we allowed to call it that yet?).
Unlike the rest of us, money just seems to be given to Michelle, regardless of trifling matters such as working to earn it.
Please do tell, Michelle: what is your secret?



















