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“What is your order, my President?”

POTUS to Cairo TV, A Fable.  


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The White House announcement that POTUS will stop in smoggy, beggarly, tyrannized Cairo in June to address the Muslim world on TV reminds me of the tale told on the Egyptian president for life Hosni Mubarak and his secret police chief and raconteur Omar Suleiman.  One night, President Mubarak was in his palace enjoying the night breezes over the Nile, and from the veranah he spotted a million torches marching across the horizon.  Hosni Mubarak telephoned his police chief and raconteur Omar Suleiman. “What are those torches, I see?”  General Suleiman, a distinguished gentleman, put down his pipe and spoke calmly, “My president, those are your people marching to liberate Palestine from the Jews and Crusaders!”

President Mubarak responded in alarm, “We can’t have that, the Crusaders, I means the Americans our friends and chief donors, will grow annoyed with us and stop the tribute.  Make them go away!”


Suleiman’s Lesson.  

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My President,  we have a choice.”   President Mubarak shouted to hurry up and explain, the mob was throwing rocks.  General Suleiman obeyed, “We can tell them to stop, and they will march over the palace as burns.  Or we can tell them we join them, and they will cheers us as they march by.  What is your order, my President?”

POTUS and Suleiman.  

POTUS will enjoy his photo ops with Hosni Mubarak.  There will be opportunity for grinning, handshakes, congratulations.  Later, off camera, POTUS will meet with the men and women who meet with secret police chief and raconteur Omar Suleiman to hear the World According to the Cairo Caliphate.  1. Washington will oblige Jerusalem to stand down and accept the Hamas fiction of truce, accommodation, peace partnership in return for the withdrawal from the Golan, the West Bank, East Jerusalem and the acceptance of the return of those claiming lands as displaced refugees from 1948.   2.  Cairo will assure Washington that Cairo is not in violation of the Non-Proliferation Treaty despite the IAEA recording enriched fissile material at a nuke site in 2007-2008.  3.  Cairo will promise to maintain a block to the ambitions of the Tehran aggressors as long as Washington maintains a block to the Jerusalem aggressors.  4.  Washington must pledge to support Hosni Mubarak’s son Gamal Mubarak in the upcoming succession struggle against the feverishly anti-American Moslem Brother.  5.  Cairo tells Washington that Cairo fears for the fate of the Gulf region before the onslaught of the Tehran aggressors.  Does Washington want to join Cairo in establishing the Palestinian state inside the state of the Jews, or does Washington want the Tehran aggressors to march over Cairo and the Ummah to smash Jerusalem?

Suleiman’s Lesson, Part 2

“What is your order, President Obama?” asks the secret police chief and raconteur Omar Suleiman. 
  • James Guglielmino

    Ummm, just in case you care, IAEA reported (heard this morning via Reuters, I believe, that Egypt’s explanation of the findings presented as truthful. Of course, who knows? But, the point is that your blog is either poorly informed or willfully with holding that information.

  • bobwhite

    Everyone, quit using “POTUS.” It sounds like a disease.

    The President of the United States is THE President, as in, “The President will see you now.” Nothing more need be said.

    The President of General Electric you can call “PGE”, or the President of Mexico you can acronym as “PEM.”

  • IndieDogg

    An acquaintance of mine, quite seriously, referred to him as “The Messiah” last night so, at least in my mind, a little clarification can’t hurt.

    Really, I mean is the use of initials the most serious issue facing the planet?

    I actually prefer to call him TACPTROPOTUS, translated as: “The Actor Currently Playing The Role Of President Of The United States.”

    But everyone seems to be enjoying the movie so much, and the free popcorn and soda, along with the circus, that I don’t like to point out that it’s all make believe.

  • chmoore

    RE: nuke material in Egypt/Iran or where ever; versus Israel

    This is an example of diplomatic disconnect.

    Egypt and Iran are both signatories to the IAEA NPT, and the current concensus is that neither has nuke weapons.

    Meanwhile, Israel has for decades neither admitted or denied having nuke weapons, but people commonly referred to as experts mostly agree that Israel probably has a couple hundred or so of them, plus an assortment of delivery systems. Oh yeah, and Israel is NOT an IAEA NPT signatory.

    And we express deep concern about “traces” of material in Egypt, and our belief that Iran wants to be a nuke world power?

    Sure, the issues with Iran and Egypt are not trivial, but really, viewed in the context of what Israel most likely already has, is it any wonder that many in that part of the world think we’re a bunch of jerk-off hypocrites? If we were in each others shoes, what would we think?

  • http://noquarter foxyladi14

    it,s a sticky wicket..

  • Hank

    We should call him TOTUS

  • http://me414.wordpress.com/ Mary Ellen

    Obama is a disease.

  • oowawa

    How about Thee President, cuz that kind of has a biblical ring to it, not to mention a godly quality, and everyone will know we are talking about Thee One and not, say, The President of General Motors (which is going bankrupt anyway). And then when we do the song, hands over our hearts, “Of Thee we sing,” we’ll immediately know whom we are celebrating.

  • oowawa

    I like this IndieDogg–I really you’re onto something with this TACPTROPOTUS stuff. However, the CPT is kind of hard to pronounce, so I might suggest TYRANNOPOTUS REX, so that there will be no doubt as to who is at the top of the political food chain. Gaze upon Him, ye puny kings and potentates, and tremble!

  • oowawa

    I really = I really think

  • Portia Elizabeth

    I sorta like POtuS.

  • Portia Elizabeth

    And then there’s Netanyahu sitting just across the border, watching, I’m sure, with great interest.
    Obama underestimates Israel at his own peril.

  • Portia Elizabeth

    If the prez of GE is PGE then Obama must be PUS.

  • http://www.hillaryorbust.com Hillary or Bust

    Tyrannopotus Rex – LOVE IT! Thank for the laugh!

  • oowawa

    Hmmmm Portia, I like it: either POS or PUS–both short, elegant, and to the point. Oh, and by the way, shame on you! LOL!

  • Peggy Sue

    Israel will not be put aside or relegated to a second-class entity easily.

    Nor should they.

    Obama tempts the whirlwind with this present posturing.

    Btw Bob, POTUS? Presently, it is a disease, one that may be fatal to us all. In doubt? Check out our current economic status. There is no such thing as a bankrupt Super Power. You may blanch at that definition. Many do.

    But who would like to replace the United States? China? Saudi Arabia?

    Hahahaha. God help us all.

    Oh, that’s right we’ll all hold hands and chant: kumbayah.

  • Hank

    How about Home wrecker? How many lives has he already affected!

  • politicalidentitycrisis

    Good one, Mary Ellen. I agree. He’s the worst form of torture I’ve ever endured also!

  • http://noquarter foxyladi14

    haha…

  • mary

    OBAMYOPIA IS A TERRIBLE AFFLICATION, Bob!
    Get rid of it!

  • mary

    OEDIPUS REX of KOLONUS….Barry Hussein Obama of Honolulu….tragedy of a different locale…

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