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Welcome to Obamatopia!

By PaganPower on May 15, 2008 at 1:28 PM in Barack Obama, Cults, Messiah, Obamatopia, Religion

Baaarack “A light will shine down from somewhere.
It will light upon you. You will experience an epiphany. And you will say to yourself,
I have to vote for Barack. I have to do it.”

I remember when I first heard this. It was right before the South Carolina primary. At the time I thought it was merely his immense ego. After all, Barack Obama doesn’t have a problem loving himself. You might say that if anything he has too healthy of a self image.

The way he talks you expect him to walk across the Atlantic at any moment. I suspect that half of his entourage carries a steady supply of mirrors and voice recorders. But I can be wrong from time to time. Little did I know that they were the words of a prophet.

And I stand in awe. As should you all. All Hail The Inevitable One!

If you have ever wondered what a world ruled by Obama would be like then you are in for a treat. Because we have transported ourselves into the future to record this. And we brought it back to you so that you will know what to expect in return for selling your soul to Baaarack. And believe me, the price is worth paying. But don’t take my word for it.

Have a look for your selves.

Shainzona

Terrific and so funny….unfortunately, I fear that some members of the Obamanation actually believe it.

Hmmmm, wonder what flavor Kool-Aid they’ve been drinking? I’ve tried orange, but it didn’t seem to work.
Obama_is_a_twit

Democrats will never learn, we keep nominating these elite pompous asses an wonder why most of the country is wary. The guy seems smart enough, but he gave some good sppeches and got some people fired up, but there is nothing there. Hillary, with all her flaws, instills confidence in me. This guy scares the F@#$ out of me.
workingclass artist

LMAO….brilliant….That obamatoast I fed my increasingly bitter dog Harry weeks ago just magically reappeared….glowing….I’m selling it on EBAY….
beebop

I wonder how it works on DEAD bitter dogs … ?
Fred C. Dobbs

Stay away from that Kool-Aid. I’m a firm believer in Scotch whisky, a little brandy now and then. Irish, if you must.

Keeps my visions of messiahs limited to Handel oratorios in December.
Cindy

That’s terrific! And just in time for Cannes!
Thanks, Pagan.
workingclass artist

Well…Harry is an 11 year old golden retriever….He is still bitter but only when he hears the name Obama….I have’nt tried the glowing toast for resurrections of other creatures….I think that might be beyond me….I’m still puttin it upn EBAY….
Fred C. Dobbs

Somewhere Clean Gene McCarthy is turning in his grave, asking, “What did I do wrong???”
ronnykmarshall

Thanks for posting that.

That’s a scream.
brandy

The best moment will be when Barry tells his followers to drink more Kool-Aid.

Jonestown much.

Edwards is welcome to the first swig.

In fact, he can have the glass of Kool Aid that the DNC keeps tring to force down my throat.

Party unity begins with sharing after all.
workingclass artist

Do unto others….chuckle…
jwrjr

Remember what Mr. Dunkinfeld said: water won’t hurt you … in moderation.
Talktruth

Freakin’ funny and scary as hell, Pagan! The really funny part is this is that Obamabots(or “Obamabrats,” as I thought of them this morning) believe this merde.

As for this statement: You might say that if anything he has too healthy of a self image,” I personally think he hates himself, and is trying to rub that hate off on the country, kind of like Lady McBeth trying to wash blood off her hands. Fortunately, it doesn’t work that way, if America won’t cooperate. So far, the answer is “NO, WE WON’T!”
sinking-ratboat

Man, that is FREAKIN’ scary.

Can I still move to Canada or is it going to be Obamatopia too?
beebop

I think they are part of the 57 … or, maybe not?
yttik

LOL, yikes! That video is hilarious. Love the cartoon, too. Bawack, bwak, bwak!

I want my reality based community back! People are downright scary right now. Why can’t this country ever just elect a designated driver? First the man you’d most want to have a drink with and now the guy with the hope bong. Stop the ride, I think I’d prefer to walk.
http://dianej.wordpress.com DianeJ

FUNNY, HOW CREATIVE. I LOVE IT!
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http://divinedem.blogspot.com Mary Ellen

I can’t stop laughing at that picture of Obama and all the sheep. I love it! LOL!
Donkey Brazziere

The Orange Kool-Aid gave me verbal diarrhea.
http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

OMG that video is hysterical!
http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

Hahahah Fred.
Nicole

I’m sorry but–I keep searching for all these mythical “flaws” Hillary is supposed to have, but I can’t find any. What’s up with that? I just see a brilliantly smart, hugely competent, compassionate, knowledgeable, impressively articulate, passionate daughter, wife and mother who’s been helping people and making a difference in people’s lives for decades.

She’s the one America’s been waiting for…some of them just can’t see it because they’re too lazy to look beyond the propaganda.
bamaoil

You know, Obama’s cousin, Ondinga, he of the ethnic cleansing in Kenya, refers to HIS movement, too, as the orange democratic revolution.
PaganPower

Yeah, when I found it I knew exactly what it was for.
PaganPower

You may be right. He may loathe that he is half white.
Amanda

Well he might not walk on water (so far) but he has moved the Great Lakes. Pretty close, don’t ya think?!

Hail the Saver!
Emily Pickett

That video is beyond funny!
Excellent!
The picture is dead on as well!
fran

We are all OBAMIANS…

Jesus Christ?

Barack Obama.

And all the raindrops will taste like honey.
Kathy

According to Axelrod and company, when Obama is the nominee, all the women will turn to him because he is young and cute. We won’t vote for McCain because he is old and not sexy.

(I read this today in an article.)

I can’t stop barfing.
madanthony45

Well, you can take this to the bank. My wife and I will never vote for Black Obomber. And………..I never found him inspiring. I find him brash and insulting. He has nothing to offer this bitter blue collar ,uneducated , gun toting, God fearing hard working citizen who puts the goddamned bread and butter on his freakin elitist table. Without us hard working laboring citizens, that elitist would be out fending for his next meal. So………..I’m doing the unthinkable. If Hillary Clinton is not on the ballot, McCain will have my vote.
LauraInCali

Very funny picture and video! Great Job Pagan.
cc

he scares the bejesus out of me too!
cc

BO says in his own book he despises the white blood that courses through his veins.
cc

let’s look at the history of the type of women go for. it’s true that women, when they’re in their idiot teens and reckless twenties, they might dally with the bad boys, but when when it comes time to marry, most often they go for the older guy. So I think Axlerod’s theory is wrong.

**only issue is I don’t really see Obama as a bad boy because he seems very effeminate, but my point is if a woman wants a long term relationship with someone she can trust, must often she’ll choose the more seasoned, older gentleman.
cc

thank you mad anthony!! you’re not alone!
JULIE

barack obama probably feels more comfortable in a dress
TimRussertIsATwit!!!

Lol, awesome.
http://orangeisthecolorof drkate

madness!
http://orangeisthecolorof drkate

orange is the color of madness…
bamaoil

Also, Ukraine, right?

Actually, I never made the association between the color orange, and petty despots, though in Odinga’s case, it goes to ethnic cleansing, so it’s very serious.

How is it no one can give a shit about genocide in Africa, and how is it no one can investigate that genocide in light of terrorism, and oil, and Obama’s lil ring?

Because they’re poor Africans?
bamaoil

They really don’t know what they’re doing, at all.

They play one note on the piano, over and over and over, and then can’t figure it out when they’re cracked.

In addition, they’re playing a child’s game, they’ve never really fought as adults, with consequence, consequence for their real lives.

And they’re stupid, never underestimate their stupidity, ever.
mahaska

but he’s middle-aged and ugly.
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