Current Article

An Obamaism ReMix

By SusanUnPC on May 16, 2008 at 1:42 PM in Obamaisms

By NintendoVampire, via V.

Give NintendoVampire SOME LOVE, PEOPLE!

EARLIER NO QUARTER STORIES on Obamaisms:

“WE DECLARE the Birth of the Term “Obamaisms”: Obama’s Embarrassing Gaffes Continue“
“Is Barack Obama Mentally Fatigued?” (by LARRY JOHNSON)
“[Citizen Alert Update] “My Name Is Barack, and I Am — Where, Who, What Did I Just Say?”“

terri

Now that is hilarious! Is Oprah kicking herself for supporting him yet?
http:novemberblog.blogspot.com Noah

Don’t you realize that he could have been counting the territories as well (American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, etc)?
http://dianej.wordpress.com DianeJ

Funny Funny Funny I have got to put it on my little blog site too with credits to this site. I love it.
Percy

Oh yes, the 56h state, Guam. And he was there…oh yes.
Gaylen

Obama is infallible, therefore Guam has always been a state. It is inconceivable that Guam was ever not a state. The first act of the Obama Party will be to alter all records, all newspapers, magazines, books, and websites to correct the mistakes that Guam, Samoa, and Puerto Rico were territories.

Doublethink plusgood.
http://www.liberalrapture.com won’t fall in line

Holy shit I about pooped myself.
Jake
two and a half men
Andy

!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The United “57 + 1 more to go” States of …(which planet is he thinking of ? )
Mike in NOLA

They left out Senator Iselin in the original Manchurian Candidate, which is relevant in other ways here.

Maybe his breakfast went something like this:

Senator Obama[at meal time]: How many states are there again?

Michelle Obama : I’m sorry, hon’. Would it really make it easier for you if we settled on just one number?

Senator Obama: Yeah. Just one, real, simple number that’d be easy for me to remember.

[Michelle Obama watches her husband thump a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup onto his plate]

Sen. Obama speaking later:
I visited …. 57 states.

Apologies to John Frankenheimer.
Linda

And there are how many territories, again, that he has visited? Hmmmmmmm……
Linda

Does Obama remind anybody else besides me of George W. Bush?

Great video!!!!!
anna shane

he’s not prepared, he hasn’t done his homework, he’s running on talent but not on hard work.
IndayHill

Thanks,NintendoVampire.
That’s hilarious!
How can Obama handle the pressure of presidency, when his memory- damaged -brain is not in working condition?
ybnormal

I have to say I have a real concern about the beauty pageant young woman. Seeing her again here is a reminder.

Doesn’t anyone close to her who cares about her have enough sense to see she’s either delirious from sleep deprivation, or else has a serious case of ADD?
mary

Gawd, next thing, he’s going to start saying NUKE-YOU-LAR!
max

Someone needs to make a mash-up video of Obama blaming everything on his staff.
JoeySky

Does he count FL & MI already or not?

If he didn’t count, and he had 1 more to go. USA will have 60 states in Obama’s book.
Ron Williams

Are you people serious? Watch the whole thing it was an obvious joke that anyone with half a brain could figure out, hence the fact that this wasn’t an issue
cc

my favorite part is the person placing the extra gold stars on the flag…very funny video. thank you!
No On Obama

Just visited and signed up:

http://clintondems.com/

Suggest everyone sign up and check it out!
Texas Mike

If the following links have been posted before, I apologize for the duplication.

However, regarding Obama’s 57 states comment, could it merely have been a Freudian slip.

Cannot help but wonder if Islamic states were perhaps what he had in his mind. Certainly got the number correct re them:

The Organization of Islamic Conference Member States
Currently, the OIC has 57 member and 3 observer states

Source: Organization of the Islamic Conference

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/oicstates1.html
karen for Clinton

Even if there was 57 he would manage to turn them all RED in the General.

Vid is funny, the error prone obama is dead serious.

Another Bush or Quayle in the White House is NOT acceptable, especially one who is a sham radical finger giving unpresidential dork creepy crawler from a cesspool past.

We can keep our sense of humor despite the dark cloud of Obama prospects hanging over our nation.

For that, thank-you. We can and always will be able to laugh at tragedy as it continues to display itself in no uncertain terms.
Madison

That’s what I thought as well.Was he counting the terrorist states to?.Just as he couldn’t get names right as he was being interview today show( msnbc-cowards!) Talking about msnbc I heard that after the they call Obama the winner people are going to have a network blackout of msnbc and any of their network.Their rateing will go down.It was said because the way they reported on msnbc and why watch if they nolonger can believe in their network of the mask people their in mak-up.

i plan on not watching.after they declare Obama the winner that’s when thier network woould be loseing their rateing.And yes I am joining!!!!!treat the best candidate we have and the strongest is Hillary…by-by msnbc we sure won’t miis you and their networks that is also connected to msnbc msn today show anymore? Are you all in?
Ai1een

Oh yes – One incident is when TIM RUSSERT in the MSNBC Nevada debate challenged him with 4 pages that Russert said came from the Press Secretary – 4 pages of racist comments that HIS campaign accused the Clintons of doing or saying. Obama’s response was “I didn’t say them (or something to that effect) sometimes volunteers /staffers get overzealous. – have to look at the exact transcript but words to that effect. His campaign has been far more negative, but he always blames it on the actions of OTHERS. He is a true PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE/NARCISSISTIC personality…I don’t mean that flippantly…I mean he truly is – very dangerous combo.
Patti

What is going on with the Mountains in Montana?

Last night, May 19th, Obama was on the stump in Montana before a general audience and he complimented them on their beautiful country. He then went on to advise that the reason he was running for President of the USA is to save these mountains so that the audience, their children and their grandchildren could hike in them. He spoke for about a minute on this topic. The crowd cheered. Is there anything we can do to help the citizens of Montana while we await the outcome of the election in November?

Someone please tell me what is going on with the mountains in Montana? Are they going somewhere? Will they last until November? What is going to happen to them if Senator Obama is not elected as President? Will they crumble into the sea or the Great Lakes, perhaps? Are they going to be taken away from the people of Montana? Are the mountains in Montana in greater need of his presidency than the mountains in Kentucky?
Should something happen to the mountains in Montana, will we need to change the name of the State? What is Senator Obama’s plan to save these mountains? And, will he implement it on Day One?

Why aren’t the American people being told about the eminent problem with the mountains of Montana? I live in Pennsylvania and I am extremely worried now
about the Poconos. Are they in danger of going somewhere? Will we as well as our children and grandchildren be able to “hike” in the Poconos if Senator Obama is not elected President.

Is there anyway to get a clip of this speech so you can hear it with your own ears? The speech was telecast on CNN’s Anderson Cooper’s show. I am too scared to head for the hills now.
12Speakout

Yeah..that makes it easier.. the Teresa-Heinz-57 States!
http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2010/11/24/thanksgiving-eve-open-thread/ Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread : NO QUARTER

[...] call them, “Obamaisms”: “Barack’s Sixth Sense?” (by Larry Johnson) “An Obamaism Remix“ “WE DECLARE the Birth of the Term “Obamaisms”: Obama’s Embarrassing Gaffes [...]