By Uppity Woman
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Name: Uppity Woman
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About: See Authors Posts (277) on May 20, 2008 at 12:00 AM in Barack Obama, Current Affairs, Jimmy Carter

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK.”
No Kidding. Barack Obama actually said that today. You can’t make this stuff up. He was talking about America “leading by example”. But it does conjure thoughts of exactly what Barack Obama has in mind.
Talk about an omen of what is to come if this guy, by some freak oddity, became President. I’m just wondering which “other countries” he wants the approval of. I mean, we are talking about the Presidency of the United States here. I wasn’t aware that our food, cars or warmth was subject to another country’s ‘approval’. But that’s just me.
Seeing Obama’s latest remark about his country kind of got me thinking what we would have to do if he were to become President, perish the thought.
Here are some practice tips I would think would work well with an Obama Presidency:
You can start by telling your useless anti-Obama elderly parent or neighbor that it’s just too damned bad if she is cold all the time and needs more heat in her apartment. Tell her old people are useless to Barack Obama anyhow, so turn down that thermostat and Live With It! Those goddamned Old People are a such a burden on society anyhow. Besides, most of them don’t like Barry. So screw ‘em. As one
very loving “progressive” Obama supporter so compassionately described it back in January:
So, Barack scored a decisive victory tonight, unless you look exclusively at the old people vote. While he kicked ass in nearly every age group except those over 65, his support goes down progressively as the voters get older and he really, really doesn’t do well with the old people
Pundits are already pundit-ing that he needs to improve among old people because otherwise that whole “breaking down barriers” thing he’s pontificating about doesn’t count if all the old people don’t vote for him because he’s black. Then again, November 2008 is kind of far off. A lot of ‘em will prolly kick the bucket by then.
Bzzzzzzzzz! Time’s almost Up! There are still a lot of old people in the USA and they all still pretty much hate Barry.

You just don’t see too many of them hanging out swooning over his vibrating cell phone do you? Some say that a certain amount of wisdom and discernment comes with age. Translated, this means older people recognize a con when they see it. Just saying.
So bascially, if Barry decides to appoint himself President, he will just have to make all those old people crank down that thermostat to 62, let them freeze, the old farts — so “other countries” will say “Ok”. All 27 million of them! Think of the money the country will save if Obama just gets rid of all those pesky old people he doesn’t have time for. The problem is, he’s going to have to round them all up and make them feel too cold to vote in November or else it’s back to being a Chicago Thug for him. Maybe he can spring Tony Rezko and get him to cut off the heat completely. That’s the Obama-Chicago way.
Here’s considerate Barry smacking down one of those old farts in Iowa, where they simply cannot
wait to vote again in November now that they know him better. The guy is just a boatload of compassion isn’t he?

And another thing, America: When Barky Obama is President, you aren’t going to be allowed to eat as much as you want anymore either. So get with the program and stop eating now! That way Barack Obama won’t be sending the Food Police to your house later. They are going to take your food and give it to somebody else who needs it more. You want a big meal? Get an invitation to the White House. Otherwise, no arugula for you!
You also might as well get rid of that damned SUV right now! Of course he can keep his. After all, he is the President! Oh wait, Ok, so he’s not president yet. But he will be just as soon as he figures out a way to cheat again and disenfranchise some more of the 57 states that aren’t going to vote for him. That should fix it. In the meantime, get yourself a subcompact and shove the five kids and the dog in it. If you don’t all fit, leave some kids home or something. And while you’re at it, start biking to work. So what if you commute 30 miles every day.
To be honest with you, hearing Barack Obama make those remarks reminded me of the Jimmy Carter days. Anyone who remembers Jimmy also remembers what a blast it was only being able to get some gasoline on Odd or Even days, depending on the last digit on your license plate. It was also fun to listen to Jimmy give his School Principal lectures to us on TV. I think they called that period in American History the “Carter Malaise”. But at least Jimmy waited till he was actually President to chastise and depress people. Of course, he also got his a$$ handed to him on a plate when he ran for his second term.
Obama Prosperity: It’s just around the corner. His. Not yours.
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