You Can’t Hoodwink a Child

Right on… Thanks for the chuckle

Obama is the mostest manurest, I mean maturest of them all!

… Meanwhile… McCain wants to take away employer based health care! So instead of universal health care – his plan will actually have less people covered. We’re worried about 50 million Americans without health care now (I’m one of those by the way) – how about 150 million?

This story proves that manure can grow legs and walk.

Obama got puncked. ROFLMAO

I HIGH ADVISE YOU FOLKS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE “WALK A MILE IN OUR SHOES” CAMPAIGN

Basically, get a pair of old women’s shoes (any), put them in a box and send them to the DNC with a nasty note telling the DNC leadership to count the Fl/MI votes, make a strong statement about the rampant sexism that has been going on in the media/press and then tell them that you will NOT vote for the democratic ticket if Fl/Mi are not counted, seated and allowed to participate like any other delegation in the Denver convention.

You have to do before May 31. Please it won’t cost a you a thing, just $3.5 as shipping cost.

My wife just got rid of all her old shoes and we sent the DNC 12 boxes. Please do it.

hahaha! i heart this joke!

Bill Clinton, whom I expect can talk well with kids, as can his wife, our next president (“That’s a good question. Last time I ate that stuff, I got a stomach ache and had to run to the toilet, and it came out as grass!”), made a point in a conference call with his wife’s campaign strategists, in which he strongly asserted that there is absolutely nothing to be gained, either for the Democratic Party or for the nation, if Hillary were to withdraw:

“It’s only May and people are already paying over $4 for a gallon of gas, . . . What do you think the price is going to be in July? That’s just one example for you. This population is going to be beside itself looking for answers. Hillary’s focus on the economy has gotten her this far in this campaign and it is what is going to win her the nomination. We can’t stop now. The American people need us to not stop now.”

The collapse of the global floating exchange rate monetary system is accelerating, and presently in a hyperinflationary mode. With petroleum prices rising past $130 a barrel, with prices of food and other basic commodities climbing, with the collapse of the international banking system proceeding apace, it is almost certain that the situation we shall encounter in June, July, and August will be far more severe than the crisis we face at this moment.

By the time of the Summer Democratic Party convention, the reality of this global catastrophe will be much more apparent to American citizens.

The “FDR” Fight Over Florida
In Florida, where more than 1.7 million Democrats went to the polls in good faith, a broad coalition of Democratic voters, which calls itself “FDR,” for Florida Demands Representation, is appealing for national support.

Close to 400,000 Democrats from outside of Florida have signed a letter to the Committee, stating:

“I, along with millions of other Democrats across the nation, feel the DNC’s punishment of the Florida Democratic electorate is alienating and disenfranchising its own members. The DNC’s refusal to seat Florida delegates and COUNT its popular vote is an act of sabotage against Florida’s Democrat Party and the Democratic Party nationally.”

FDR has staged demonstrations across the state of Florida and plans a major demonstration at the May 31 meeting in Washington.

FDR state chair Jim Hannagan insists that the Democratic primary process must be permitted to play out until the Convention in August, noting that even a great leader like Abraham Lincoln did not win the nomination on the first ballot. [Nor did FDR.]

(Note that it is unlikely that the issue will be settled at the May 31 meeting, because the decision by the Rules Committee, whatever it is, is subject to appeal to the Credentials Committee and, ultimately, to the floor of the Convention itself.)

Nevertheless, if Senator Clinton continues her active candidacy into the August convention, she will win the nomination, and then go on, to soundly defeat John McCain in the general election in November. She will then be in position to address the grave problems we face as the imperialist [I'm sorry, but if you don't know already, you've got to learn some shit ] financial-monetary system implodes and tries to drag the world’s people with it.

Here, very briefly, I indicate the Rooseveltian, American System direction in which I hope she, and her team, will proceed:

1. Lyndon Larouche’s Homeowners and Bank Protection Act of 2007 must be adopted and set into motion immediately, if it has not been, by that time already.

2. A two-tier credit system, in which: a) U.S. government credit for physical-economic recovery programs is provided at between 1-2%, and, b) other utterances of credit-injections float more or less freely.

3. Approach the governments of Russia, China, India, and others for the prompt establishment of an international emergency fixed-exchange-rate system, ending the presently hopelessly bankrupt floating exchange-rate system. This will make possible long-term treaty-agreements focused on intergovernmental development of capital-intensive types of essential basic economic infrastructure: the power, water, and transportation infrastructure of the world.

Let’s develop and maintain a strategic perspective and build a world where all the little girls and boys have a chance ride on airplanes.

That is funny Pagan….thanks…
The other day I was at my bosse’s design studio to work on a frame and get specs for some renderings.
He and I are about the same age and he is a very funny republican and he showed me a joke that is cirulating on GOP sites that he got from a pal and knowing I appreciated a good joke he shared it with me…

A homeless man was panhandling on a street outside the senate building when John McCain walks up….He talks to the man and reaches into his pocket and hands the panhandler a business card sayin for him to call the senator when he cleaned himself up and McCain would give him a job…Meanwhile Hillary has joined them and when John is through she reaches into McCain’s pocket, retrieves a crisp $20.00 bill…hands it to the panhandler and gives him directions to the nearest Welfare office….Finally they are joined by Obama who pats the guy on the back…flashes a big grin and tells him to keep his hopes up…things are gonna change and walks away….chuckle…occasionally Republicans can be funny….

The in-the-tank PrObama Media and the HOPE we dont ask about who he realy is and CHANGE the subject if we do Candidate are working OVERTIME to demonize and denigrate Hillary.

It’s the Final all out push to subvert the mind of the american public.

This week will see the most aggressive push to terminate Hillary Clinton.

Every effort will be made to marginalize and demean the Clinton candidacy before the vote in Puerto Rico.

They can not allow Hillary to emerge as the popular vote winner and they will do everything they can to strip her of the mantle of the true people’s choice.

This is how history will be bamboozled. THe most important 7 days of the Coronate Oblahblah campaign has begun.

Behold, the Messiah Cometh and You will accept him or be cast down into the fiery pit of despair and classified a racist.

MSNBC will be selling leg tingles by the metric ton this week.

Obamboozlama is swiftboating America before our very eyes.

But our voices will be heard in november.

If not Hillary then McCain.

Never under any circumstances Obama.

NOBAMA 08

oops….i meant ” one of the commentators over at anglachel”

My contribution to the Democratic primary season.

HELP WANTED

JOB TITLE: PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

JOB REQUIREMENTS:

1. MILITARY EXPERIENCE:
Grandfather serving in WWII years many moons before you are born is helpful.

2. FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE:
Two week visit to Pakistan twenty plus years previous is helpful.

3. LEADERSHIP ABILITIES:
Either blind them with your brilliant and/or baffle them with your bullshit speeches is required.

4. EDUCATION:
Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz is required reading.

5. RELIGIOUS AFFILIATIONS:
Attending black liberation church for twenty years with prerequisite anti-American ranting of racist preacher is required. Extra points if preacher humps the altar. Links to Black Panthers, Black Muslims and home grown terrorists is helpful.

6. PHILOSOPHY:
GOD DAMN AMERICA is required.

7, SPOUSE:
Cannot be proud to be an American is required.

8, RACE:
African American is required.

JOB DESCRIPTION:

You must be an unknown black politician with a thin resume and a gift for oratory. You will be presented as a rock star to the gullible public. You will be marketed by your campaign staff, the Democratic leadership, and the mainstream media as the Chosen One, Jesus Christ, the Messiah, JFK and MLK all rolled into one package. You will enjoy a cult-like status with your kool-aid drinking followers, who will be beamed up via their iPods to another plant following your princely coronation.