john edwards: the paris hilton of politics
By American Girl in Italy on June 29, 2009 at 10:39 AM in Current Affairs, John Edwards
John Edwards, he’s cute in an odd sort of way, spends a fortune on his hair, likes to primp in front of the camera, and has an infantile fixation of the phrase *you’re hot*.
He got caught with his panties down, and now, god save us all, there is a sex tape.
“Former presidential candidate John Edwards is out of luck if he hoped that the extramarital affairs of Gov. Mark Sanford and Sen. John Ensign would take people’s minds off his own cheating scandal.
Former Edwards aide Andrew Young says the ex-senator and his former mistress, Rielle Hunter, once made a sex tape, according to someone who has seen Young’s book proposal.
St. Martin’s Press just inked a deal with Young, who also says in his proposal that, contrary to his public statement last year, he is not the father of Hunter’s infant daughter — Edwards is. Edwards has denied that.Young says that his belief in Edwards ran so deep that he agreed to take the fall for the candidate, inviting the pregnant Hunter to live with him, his wife, Cheri, and their three children. Later, after Hunter delivered the baby, Young and his family moved to a different home in California.”
What? Young is NOT the father of Edward’s baby? I’m shocked! Shocked I tell ya. What did Young tell his kids? “Hey kids, this lady is coming to live with us, and if anyone asks, she is daddy’s secret baby mama. But don’t worry, it’s not true, I’m just covering up for Mr. Edwards, the guy running for President.” Gross.

“While he was unpacking, Young discovered a videocassette, according to the book pitch. Hunter had been hired by the Edwards campaign to videotape the candidate’s movements, but this one is said to have shown him taking positions that weren’t on his official platform.”
“According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate’s cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they’d play at their wedding.”
Ok, that is beyond Paris Hilton. That’s like Dr. Evil kind of shit. (No wonder Edwards continued campaigning when Elizabeth announced her cancer was back… he was already making plans for the future. What a pig.) I wonder if Elizabeth is going to do a new round of interviews after hearing this.
But, la pièce de résistance:
“Young’s proposal, which one editor said “was impossible to put down,” also contends that Sen. Edwards frequently clashed with running mate John Kerry during their 2004 race for the White House. And before Edwards owned up to his affair with Hunter, Young says he told him that Barack Obama had promised he’d make him attorney general if he didn’t pick him as his 2008 running mate.”
My guess is that Hillary knew about the affair, and she wouldn’t touch Edwards with a ten foot pole. Obama, however, promised Edwards either a Vice Presidential or Attorney General position. And who did Edwards endorse?
What a neaten headed ho!

“According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate’s cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they’d play at their wedding.”




















