I understand that that priest is a mentally unstable egomaniac, but what about the congregation!! This is what you call Christian?? Unity!! You all looked like you were having epileptic seizures! This is the “church” where Obama “found JESUS”? This is not a church, this is a CIRCUS TENT for the terminally racist, sexist hate-mongers. PRAISE JESUS INDEED!!

EEVO YUMO!

Yasser Ararat?

Heard he left his “scarf” (kaffiyah) to Rachel Ray…

At 0430 this morning, I was aroused from my normal, fitful sleep to a tape of Pfleger and his logorrhoea.

I have but one comment to make on this subject. Quoting a Performance Review once given to an employee who couldn’t be fired because of nepotism, but couldn’t find his fundament with a mirror and TWO hunting dogs:

“Mother Teresa would tell this c********r to ‘Get F****d!”

“Young Obama Leads Indonesians to the Moutaintop”

“The Projects” starring Robin Givens

Oh, this is just too much fun. If GW Bush, Cheney and George Hideous Wanker Bush hadn’t already turned our country into a pariah and a laughingstock, this show would make us The World’s Cartoon.

Hmmm. Since her Bio only reflects a BA in “Sociology” (hahahahahahahaha…tough gig, huh, Michelle?) from Princeton and Harvard Law, I am given cause to wonder about this, “thesis” business.

Things may have changed since I went to a poor, red brick state school in Alachua County, FL and a Gradual Shul in Palo Alto, but waaaaaaay back when Fred Flinstone and I matriculated, candidates for Master’s degrees developed theses and candidates for earned Doctorates wrote Dissertations. (Note that I capitalized, “Dissertation” out of couretsy to PhD, DM, DA, DSc and DFA’s, as I have none of these degrees. I can let EdD’s slide here, too.)

So, which was it, Michelle? An interrupted MA track? Or are you just full of shit?

I bet you don’t think Marion Barry, Alcee Hastings and Johnny Jones were railroaded by the White Power Structure, either, do you?

(OK, some GOGGLE required here on your part, but I’m probably older than you…and have been hearing this bilious crap longer…)

When he broke wind publicly, Al and Jesse would have to swear under oath and/or on camera that the aroma was identical to Chanel 22 or their grandma’s chicken and dumplings.

Beats the shit outta actually being responsible for something, doesn’t it?

You see, Michelle wants to live in the White House and tell all thise preppy girls who snubbed her at Princeton to Kiss Her Ass, but Obama just wants to be the Head…well, you know…