Another Obama Celebrity Endorsement: N.Korea’s Dear Leader
By Uppity Woman on June 24, 2008 at 5:55 PM in Barack Obama, Current Affairs, Hamas
I’m telling you, Barack Obama is hot.
First Hamas endorsed him and then Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez endorsed him.
And now North Korea’s Kim Jong-Il AKA “Dear Leader” has endorsed him too.
Dear Leader seems particularly ecstatic at the thought of an Obama Presidency, because Obama is going to sit down and talk with him without pre-conditions or anything.
Kim can give Barack a tour of his nuclear reactors and warheads and things and Obama can say,
“Now Kim. Can I call you Kim, man? This is not a good thing, OK buddy? I mean it’s not nice to blow people and things up, you know? “
And Kim is going slap his forehead and say,
“You know, Barry, You’re right! I could have had a V-8! I promise I will stop! I know I promised to disarm a couple of times before but this time I swear, I really mean it, because you are Barack Obama, that’s why!”.
And then they will both sit down to a nice Korean dinner of Japchae and Galbi gui, and later they can stroll around the starving people in the countryside, check out the billboards depicting US forces skewered on People’s Army bayonets, maybe smoke some of those Marlboro knockoffs Dear Leader dumps into the market.
They can have an extended discussion of Dear Leader’s Marxism-Leninism expertise, a subject which Mr. Obama holds great interest in, as loudspeakers calm them both in the background with their gentle soothing declaration of “We must safeguard the leadership of Comrade Kim Jong-il!” And everything will be just fine after that!
In fact, Dear Leader is even going to promise to stop his state-run criminal enterprise, replete with drug-running operations, and scams to counterfeit everything from U.S. dollars to namebrand cigarettes to Viagra. He is going to be healed and Barack Obama can just float right on to his next talk with no pre-conditions.
I’m telling you it’s going to be a miracle.
A miracle I tell you.
I mean look at this face. How can you not trust this face. Ok, Ok, so he has a dead squirrel on his head, but he’s really a sweet guy! Poor Kim is so misunderstood. He didn’t really mean to buy those nuclear reactors or make those warheads or threaten anybody or anything!
Once Barack Obama talks to him, it will be all over, let me tell you. That’s why Europe and surrounding countries aren’t nervous at all about Barack’s idea to just sit down with this good fellow, make Nicey-Nicey and spread Hope-y Change-y everywhere.

















