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A New Obama Presidential Seal

By Uppity Woman on June 25, 2008 at 4:11 PM in Barack Obama

You have got to love Clyde. I asked him for a special new Seal to replace the one that lasted 24 hours and is now, reports the Chicago Tribune, “formally retired.” You know, something more appropriate. As always, Clyde came through.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the New Improved Obama Presidential Seal.

…And here’s Senator Obama proudly speaking above his own personal seal.

….And here is King Obama and his seal.

HARP

That`s better

NoObamislamists

LOL.

Yesterday I made this post at Dailykooks and it was pulled within 2 minutes:

Title: Faux-Presidential seal thrown under the bus
message: “That’s not the faux-Presidential Seal that I knew….”

That joke apparently was too much for those idiots and had to be censored.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

LOL No. Did you time it?

NoObamislamists

Practically. By the time I went to follow up on the “you troll!” comment my posts were gone. Couldn’t have been more than a couple minutes.

http://dakiniland.wordpress.com/ Dakinikat

Can I still call him the Grand Possum? Or is he now the rubber chicken king?

vonay

Are there 57 stars on that flag??
http://www.youtube.com/user/PaulFVillarreal Paul F. Villarreal

The King seal is the way to go.
StrawberrybitesBarky

Oh man, that’s going to send Obamatrons’ heads into frickkin’ orbit.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

Heck that’s some of Clyde’s tamer stuff. You should see the one HE uses.

missE

They will probably say something like this:

Clyde…duuuuude…awesome seal man…damn you are making me hungry bro! oh I forgot I am supposed to tell you….I forgot…wait I’ll be back… I have to report you to Fight The Smears…hehehe cool bong!

Love it Uppity, the best is your name is on it.

Oh and that Bill Ayers picture is perfect.

Capt Howdy

I strongly object to your equating Obambi to us stoners. it is an insult to stoners everywhere and the ones who love and enable us.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

I apologize profusely! I truly hope I haven’t bummed out your current high!

Capt Howdy

well
currently I am working so it was sort of bummed anyway.
but Im ok. really. Im ok.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

You sure? I mean I could put some southern comfort in the base of the hookah and fire her up for you. Want some candy? How about a nice roast beef sandwich?

Capt Howdy

yer just a tease.
a tease.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

Aw come on! here! Have some chocolate cake. You wanna play “watch the jello shake on the spoon”?

samb

That too funny. Obama burgers, the burger that looks good on television and bad in real life.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

Does anybody really eat at Burger King?

Total disgust

You know at Burger King you get to have it your way.

StrawberrybitesBarky

Haahahahahahah. Ouch. Hahahahahah. Ouch. My back. Ouch.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

Hahahahaha.

Lucinda

New Burger King Jingle: Hold the NAFTA, hold the FISA, special interests don’t upset us. All we ask is that you let us have it our way.

samb

If Obama wore the the burger king crown, Obamabots would go there and not know why?

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

They would say, We Know We Are Getting Screwed but We Like It.

beebop

Can he supersize that?

Did you see that there will be nothing FRIED at the Democratic convention? Is Donna B going to be “packing?” hahahahahahaha!

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

ROFL. Donna how come you brought such a huge tote bag?????

Capt Howdy

we low information hillbillies prefer possum burgers.
or possomus burgers as we like to call um.

bemused

Hopefully Crow will be on the convention menu.

Keir

Hilarious but possibly the background would work better in yellow? lol Great satire.

http://pm317 crawford

Absolutely great!! Love it!!
You people trip me out!!

Aidyn

LARRY check this out!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Zy50Dy6Zk

tampagurl

great video

Keir

“No Quarter” should sponsor an Obama seal contest. LOL

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

What a great idea! Larry, you hear that?
30yrdem-not any more

Sounds like fun!

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

No the flag has 50, but as you can see, two are X’d out. They used to be Florida and Michigan.

Capt Howdy

pfft
no I didnt see that. thank you.

Lou

I’m ever the optimist….this weekend Iowa is the battleground state for Hillary
PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND..POST IT ON YOUR BLOG..PLEASE

This weekend is the Iowa Dem. Convention. So many people in that state have gone through so much with the floods it’s been terrible and I’m certain that Hillary delegates have been affected….but I’m still hoping her delegates and alternates will show up. It’s also an opportunity for Edwards’ delegates and alternates to play a critical role. Wouldn’t it be great if Hillary could win this weekend? !! What would the superdelegates say then? This could be a turning point.
People are calling Hillary’s delegates and alternates. The question: can we reach the Edwards’ supporters?

If you blog, please get the word out that Hillary needs her delegates and alternates AND Edwards’ delegates and alternates.

If you write letters to the newspaper editors, send some to Iowa papers.

If you have Hillary supporting email networks, please ask them to also blog, write and forward.

Thanks!

This could be like the 91st hole of the US Open.
Lou

OH YEAH..GREAT SEAL..LOL
The stuff here is awesome.
Lots of good reading on the blog.
Thanks Larry.
vinnie

Do we all get fries and coke with that second one?
Donkey Brazziere

FUNNY! It would good on a billboard.

http://noquarters foxyladi14

billboards do think it would make us all SICK

Capt Howdy

I dont know.
it seems a little mainstream for the Precious.
maybe some lines.
lonely boy

wow, what a lame place this is.

StrawberrybitesBarky

Um, ya know that comment would have packed a bigger punch if your moniker wasn’t so pathetic.

Capt Howdy

great minds

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

LOL I just noticed the name.

Wasn’t that a song?

Heyyyyyyyy there………Lonely boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……..
Myyyyyyyyy only boyyyyyyyyyyyy

Oh no wait. That was girl.

Lucinda

He thought No Quarter was a free porn site.

Capt Howdy

now that was funny

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

Wow what a lame comment that was.

BluDawg

Can I get a flame broiled Obumaburger to go with that order for a seal!

normita

No, that is the kid’s meal.

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

You get the free plastic seal if you by the whopper with cheese.

yo mama

I hear the Ospamaburger is good! Spam – the original ‘wonder meat.’

samb

It’s real big in Hawaii, Obamas from there, so eat up.

John

This just in– Mr O disagrees with SCOTUS about the child rape case.

A little show of anti-crime testesterone can be a shrewd move for a libdem.

Capt Howdy

dont underestimate the courage it takes to come out strongly against child molestation.
vonay

John,

yeah but Obama voted to let babies die ( partial birth abortion) if the baby is borned a live.
beebop

FREAKING PHONEY:

1. In 2000, Mr. Obama was one of two senators who voted present on a bill on whether facts not presented to a jury could later be the basis for increasing an offender’s sentence beyond the ordinary maximum.

2. Mr. Obama did not vote yes or no on a bill that would allow certain victims of sexual crimes to petition judges to seal court records relating to their cases. He also voted present on a bill to impose stricter standards for evidence a judge is permitted to consider in imposing a criminal sentence.

On the sex crime bill, Mr. Obama cast the lone present vote in a 58-to-0 vote.

Mr. Obama’s campaign said he believed that the bill violated the First Amendment. The bill passed 112-0-0 in the House and 58-0-1 in the Senate.

3. In 1999, Barack Obama was faced with a difficult vote in the Illinois legislature — to support a bill that would let some juveniles be tried as adults, a position that risked drawing fire from African-Americans, or to oppose it, possibly undermining his image as a tough-on-crime moderate.In the end, Mr. Obama chose neither to vote for nor against the bill. He voted “present,” effectively sidestepping the issue, an option he invoked nearly 130 times as a state senator.

NO GUTS OBAMA. Not tough on crime. Not tough on ANYTHING!

“http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/20/us/politics/20obama.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin”
http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

He’s really good with disagreeing with things he doesn’t get to vote on. If he were on the court, he would have been hiding in the men’s room during the vote.

http://Reddragon62.blogspot.com/ RedDragon62

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!

That one with the “KING” had me spitting out my Lemonade. That was too damn funny! Mind if I use it on MY site? It’s too damn hilarious! ROFLMAO!

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

Yes but did the lemonade come out of your nose? Because if it didn’t come out of your nose, it’s not REALLLLLY funny.

wac for hillary

Stop! Stop! I’m scaring my dogs, I’m laughing so hard.

30yrdem-not any more

Have you all listened to this yet
Larry Johnson on John Batchelor Part 1of 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy2srRwuiAw&feature=related
Keir

The ridiculous thing about the “seal thing” is that you don’t subvert a country’s official seal and summarily replace it with your personal icon, unless you roll it out along with tanks. Nobody in American history has had the temerity to do this before. I suppose he thinks this is another special privilege do him.

Sometimes I think he is deliberately trying to destroy his political future. Is this a cry for help?

StrawberrybitesBarky

Well for cryin’ out loud, could he please try a little harder? Daaaaaamn. What is it going to take to take this boner out? He takes the term “teflon” to a whole new level. Jeez Louise.
candymarl

That’s a very good and troubling question. Perhaps he’s trying to tell us something?

NoObamislamists

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9wDdFyDq7oA&feature=related

It’s good to be the king!
http://Reddragon62.blogspot.com/ RedDragon62

Hey Uppity!

I have a picture of Austin Powers, Dr. Evil up on my site. I do not have a photoshop program. Maybe someone can clip it and paste Obama’s face on it. I think this would be hilarious!

What say you guys?

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

See Clyde. He is really into Obama seals. Go to his site and see the one HE uses.

Capt Howdy

link please
Im sort of new here.
(but I think I have found a home)

yo mama

At the top of this post, click on the blue, underlined “Clyde” – it takes you right to his site.

Awesome stuff there! I especially like the Denver Unity Express carousel graphic! ROFLMAO

Thank you, Uppity. The King seal is priceless.

Capt Howdy

duh!
told you I was a stoner.
(thanks for the link)

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

http://www.clydestuff.com/

Capt Howdy

thats, like, the fourth bookmark I have made in the hour I have been in and out of here.
I love it.

bemused

They had already been infected with the Kool-Aid at TL. I think Owsley’s evil twin has been found.

Christy

Hilarious! I love it! But, isn’t that a bong? Shouldn’t it be a crack pipe instead? Please sign this petition to NOT vote Obama!

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/pledge-to-vote-against-obama-in-the-general-election
sandy gonzo

I an sorry but just saying the name obama sounds like a joke much less king obama…

PUMA

Capt Howdy

f*king Obama sort of rolls off the toung though doesnt it?

helen

After reading your post and seeing the burger king seal I just saw the new burger king commercial.
One guy wants to know how the other one got this new hamburger they are advertising. He calls him “an arrogant punk”.
The timing was too funny.

COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS.
http://Reddragon62.blogspot.com/ RedDragon62

You’re right Uppity! Clyde has some GREAT stuff at his site!
Peggy Sue

Too funny. We need a laugh occasionally and this certainly fills the bill. I go for the Burger King aka the Possum King. And paraphernalia is much more appropriate than the eagle.

Thanx for the smile!

Pumapac.org
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/ Robbedvoter

Love it!
Then again there’s a pretty good one at the bottom of this entry
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/the-new-seal/

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

LOL on “Truthily”.

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Vera Possumus

I love the Burger King crown. That was theeeee perfect finishing touch. But dammit, it made me want onion rings and a shake RIGHT NOW.

Double cheeseburger, hold the arugula!
SJ

I happened to be listening to FOX last night and I heard the presumptive first lady Michelle has a chief of staff and a office of staff to back that up.

Is that normal? was just wondering about that because I never heard that one before, it was mentioned on the Hannity show, so wanted to know if that is how it goes.

yo mama

So, who does she have in her posse? Is Oprah one of them?

avwrobel

Pow! Pow! Pow! and Double Pow! Keep the great posts comin’ ya’ll!! Its what makes NQUSA Rock!! Imagine just how unique this campaign has been. A ‘black’ man vs. a woman; and then the first time a presumptive nominee lost the nomination before the convention. The MSM mind reels!!
http://www.obama-wire.com D

What’s the motto?

http://www.obama-wire.com

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity Woman

Beats me. LOL.

Suzy

I heard that Obama is the next9/11 and we are doing it to ourselves if we let him win.
katmandu

Poor Obama — the netroots feel jilted by him now. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0608/11349.html

http://hyper-educated-uppity-woman.blogspot.com Uppity

It serves those assholes right. They’ve been pwned. They deserve it.

renuwal

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It isn’t working too well for them Add to Hotlist

by Reaper0Bot0, Thu Jun 26, 2008 at 12:46:05 AM CST

Yep. The PUMA’s have met the Republicans, and my god is it hilarious to watch.

I can barely contain my glee as I see posters at RedState try as hard as they can not to slam Senator Clinton and her husband. It’s not easy for some of them, given that they’ve had a few decades to hold a grudge. Nothing wrong with that, it’s their opinion.

But you’ve really got to read this.

http://www.redstate.com/blogs/susannah/2 008/jun/20/how_to_reach_out_to_clinton_v oters_using_specific_issues

It’s long. It’s messy. However, it’s pure comedy gold.

Says one RedStater:

“With regard to the current level of whining about the “dirty” campaign BO ran, Hillary’s folk were right out there with stuff that, if it were discussed by Republicans, would have likely led to urban rioting.

In the world of national politics, the Clintons are about the most dishonest and unethical group ever to breech the National scene. That they’ve gotten their heads handed to them, and with any luck self destructed in the process, is simply schadenfreud of the first order.”

And that’s one of the milder bits. I really have to laugh when I see stuff like this. Did these folks not understand that the Republicans actively disrespect Senator Clinton, whereas Obama supporters largely did nothing of the kind. Some of these RedStaters positively thrash the Clintons, in a thread where they’re trying to come up with a plan to convince them to vote for McCain!.

Another quote: “Please stop now! It’s too late to save the shoes, but if you stop now I might be able to save the pants. The incredulity of your assertion that Hillary is squeeky clean and pure as the driven snow is too much to swallow.”

Please, I’m begging you guys, DO NOT post there, and DO NOT tell them where you came from. I’m not posting this to denigrate RedState or to harm their efforts to pursue conservative causes. I strongly disagree with them, but that’s their site and we should no more troll their house than they should ours. I just want you guys to see how its going for the PUMA’s, as they’ve reached out.

Tags: PUMA, Conservatives, Problems. (all tags)
kat in your hat

HA! I love it.
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SpaceCat

You people are out of your minds. Get a life!

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