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The Obama Cardboard Cut Out

By pm317 on September 27, 2009 at 3:00 PM in Current Affairs

No unfortunately, it is the real thing. See it for yourself. Source

He must have practiced in front of a mirror and decided this is the prettiest of him. Thank God for teeth whitening and good dental hygiene.

Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.

Curiously I had mentioned this very thing in my post here, coincidentally from another G20 meeting in London:

In other news, you remember the picture of the G20ers with the Queen, where the only guy with a million dollar smile that he can’t afford is Obama. In the video below, you can see him getting ready to flash his smile and there is something very unnatural about it. He must take the edict “Smile” to heart whenever a picture is taken. Incidentally the Queen did not like being told to smile for that picture and asked what they were celebrating.

Watch at:
0:49 SMILE;
0:50 Looking down, SMILE is off;
0:51 SMILE;
0:52 Still SMILING;

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You can always see him pulling that smile out of his pocket and slapping it on his face at the exact moment the cameras point his way. He doesn’t even try to hide the artificiality of it. That smile is how a man with no political executive or business managerial experience got elected to the most powerful post in the world. Once this is all over, that smile, with nothing attached to it, should either be carved into Mount Rushmore or placed, suspended, in Madame Toussaoud’s. Ahhh, the Fakeness of Greatness.
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Sorry – Tussaud’s Wax Museum, I mean.
Scranton4Hillary

Cheshire Cat
westexan

AHA! A genuine horses ass full of teeth. AKA “rectumitis”, the disease in which there is a nerve that joins the face and the rectum and everyone or anyone with the disease or symptoms displays a “shitty outlook on life”. In this case Obama’s attitude toward America and his compulsion to smile and appologize for the sins of patiotic Americans. Amen.
http://deleted BuzzisbackLatte

Yup. He’s a fake human being.
Sassy

If I were able to pull off the ultimate con, by suckering millions of people, I would have that perpetual pucker as well!
http://sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

I wonder if the *I love you Barack* lady feels cheated now. And all those ladies who *fainted* at his rallies. Do you think Scarlet Johanson feels less special now?

I guess Obama flashes it for everyone… hahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKXhCGjCOh0&feature=related

I read somewhere, someone called him COTUS. (Cut out of the US) hahaha
imustprotest

Yes! Or the Cat Who Swallowed the Canary.
imustprotest

And that WAS just his cell phone vibrating!
Ferd Berfle

You’re right, pm317, he is a two-dimensional character who has surrounded himself over the years with toadies of the worst sort who have shaped him into the sugar-coated poison he represents.
tek

Now the Great Idiot ( a name I used to reserve for Bush) wants to extend the school day 3 hours! It’s really so parents won’t have to pay babysitters and kids won’t be out on the streets in bad neighborhoods–nothing to do with education at all.

I believe schools all over the country are closing early because they can’t afford to operate!
oowawa

“The Obama Cardboard Cut Out”

Suitable for groping at frat/sorority parties . . .
Ferd Berfle

LMAO. And perfect for empty meeting rooms in vacant office buildings.
pm317

Who knows, Obots may be doing just that in their mom’s basement, of course (I offer this conjecture looking at the comments from the NYTimes article I linked in my previous post.)
Ferd Berfle

I don’t know, I always thought of him as a laughing hyaena and just as sneaky and dangerous.
Margaret

He has no ‘serious’ look (other than pouting) because he has no core. So he just pulls out that plastic rock star smile for every occasion, whether appropriate or not. It’s the only per persona he’s got.
Tricia Spiegel

Oowawa! Good one! LOL!
Sassy

Well, look on the bright side.
When the power grid fails, we have a luminary to follow!
makeji

It’s just as funny as the compilation put together by Fox News for Hannity last week after all of his interviews. He essentially said the same thing, in the same exact words to each interviewer. Roboma. I keep thinking that we are living in Isaac Asimov’s book “I, Robot,” the section that has the first robot President that just happens to be African American.
Docelder

Well you know going home after school to do your homework in time for family dinner is so “Beaver Cleaver”. Or, just call it whitebread and be done with it. Plus, three more hours a day is more time to indoctrinate. Kids could wind up eating all three meals at the school. That way the USDA could make sure the kids are eating what they are supposed to. Nudge, nudge. Just a friendly poke with the electric cattle prod. What would we do without big brother government… surely we would all be lost.
TeakWoodKite

That is what the near future holds for the school district in my town. They are looking at which schools to close.
Hank

He must be thinking of Larry Sinclair…
barry bums a ciggie

LOL. He can read the teleprompter AND pose for photos! That’s why the kiddies sing his praises…mmm mmm mmm.
Docelder

Axelrod keeps Obama’s brain in a pickle jar. He doesn’t need it to read with apparently. It amuses me to no end to see the democrat “borg” in action. Take away their talking points and they are like a line of ants when an obstacle is laid in their trail. For a short while, they have no idea how to be.
MrX

Is that why’s he’s so stiff?
jwrjr

If only he would make like the Cheshire Cat and disappear.
TeakWoodKite

And voting “present”.
yttik

I must admit, watching that video entitled “Is Obama a Robot,” made me laugh at first, but now it’s really starting to creep me out…. Crap, I knew he was an empty suit but I didn’t even consider the possibility that he might be a hologram. Or a robot. Puts a whole new meaning on the manchurian candidate.

That sounds like a pretty good sci fi novel. You could have the illuminati just carry a telepromter around that also projects an image of whatever president the people think they elected. I shouldn’t joke about such things, the longer I live the more the fiction comes true.
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I must admit, watching that video entitled “Is Obama a Robot,” made me laugh at first, but now it’s really starting to creep me out…. Crap, I knew he was an empty suit but I didn’t even consider the possibility that he might be a hologram. Or a robot. Puts a whole new meaning on the manchurian candidate.

That sounds like a pretty good sci fi novel. You could have the illuminati just carry a telepromter around that also projects an image of whatever president the people think they elected. I shouldn’t joke about such things, the longer I live the more the fiction comes true.
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!
Ferd Berfle

Excellent, Teak.
Don’t Be Foolish

This seems like a silly thing to gripe about…really.

It’s petty and foolish. Childish. Lacking in substance.

If you take pictures of ANY President, one after the other, at a photo op where the President is forced to stand while “donors” or other big-wigs are marched out every five seconds to get their treasured “I was THERE!!!” picture, and display them one after the next, they’ll all have an “amazingly consistent smile.” Bush, Clinton, Olde Bush, Reagan…all of ‘em.

There’s nothing wrong with stating a case against some action the President has proposed, or differing when it comes to policy issues that the White House implements–that’s freedom of speech. Those kinds of discussions advance an argument.

However, when you carp about silliness like the fact that the President has white teeth and good dental hygiene, while it is also “freedom of speech” it is, quite frankly, dumbass free speech, immature speech, childish speech, and it diminishes any cogent arguments you might have. It comes across as mean, childish, flat-out moronic….and certainly not substantive. It reflects poorly on you.

In short, it may make you feel better to poke in a silly way at the man, but from any distance, it makes you look a bit like a big, pouting baby.

Stick with issues, not foolishness. The minute you sink down to the schoolyard bully level, you LOSE.
VinceP

This is a comment authored by someone at another blog, about a blip he heard (that I also heard and watched) by an Obama biographer on Fox and Friends:

Never did I dream that the sane people pointing out the Obamunist’s Kool-Aid sales were saying the same thing that he was. I’m hearing bits and pieces of the new book, “Barack and Michelle,” and this morning I heard how, after repeating the “yes we can” mantra to his Kool-Aid drinking minions, he would often go backstage, smiling, and exclaim, “They’re drinking the juice! They’re drinking the juice!”
pm317

I am not all that surprised. He KNEW what he was doing (to those gullible) people. He was not serious nor was he sincere.
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Onofre’s arm

How many hours (or days) in front of a mirror to perfect such a pose? How many hours (or days) spent perfecting his signiture? This is a man who is monumentally devoted to ALL things regarding his image, because his image is all there is. Absent his image, and the hoards of dimwits that have fallen for it, he is as substantial as a smoke ring, and just as ephemeral.
Onofre’s arm

What do you want to bet that Obama has also spent many hours (or days) blowing smoky “O’s” in dreamy tribute to his vision of himself? Little smoky halos. He’s an expert at blowing smoke.
pm317

Why not? Obama and Biden could make a wonderful toothpaste commercial and sell gobs of toothpaste. They don’t seem to be any good at making or selling policies and legislation.
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