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Obama: I Can’t Speak French. So How Come You Can’t Speak French?

Comrade Barack Obama once again shows how little of his comfort zone is in America. He recently chided Americans who do not speak other languages. He snickered at them and said that when they go to Europe the only thing they can say in French is “Merci beaucoup“.

It’s…It’s…embarrassing when.. when …uh… [sic] Europeans come over here, they all speak English, they speak French, they speak German. And then we go over to Europe and [snicker] all we can say is Merci beaucoup.

What an insulting Asshat™ this guy is. Worse yet, to use an American expression: He should talk! He struggled with the language of a country he was living in and he has the Audacity and Arrogance™ to snort at others in America for being unable to speak other languages while simply visiting other countries.

Obama has claimed on numerous occasions to have become fluent in Indonesian in six months. Yet those who knew him disputed that during recent interviews.

Israella Pareira Darmawan, Obama’s 1st-grade teacher, said she attempted to help him learn the Indonesian language by going over pronunciation and vowel sounds. He struggled greatly with the foreign language, she said, and with his studies as a result.

As far as I can see, Comrade Obama is only capable of saying one phrase in other languages: Yes We Can. Even with that one line, his Spanish was atrocious, so I would like to know how it is that he thinks he can continually make fun of the country he wants to be President of and get away with it? Comrade, who were you referring to? Those “bitter hicks” with guns who work from sun-up to sun-down to provide you with your Whole Foods selection? Are you referring to those “downscale” voters who are too busy to learn other languages because they are working two jobs just to make ends meet–while they serve arrogant snotty asses like you?

Comrade, did it ever occur to Arrogant Asshat You that you insulted Hispanic Americans in this country who are struggling with our most difficult language that has an exception to nearly every grammar rule? Of course not! You are far too arrogant and self-impressed for that!

Speaking of languages of countries you visit without speaking their language: I also understand that Barack Obama plans on holding fundraisers in China. I am not surprised, considering he seems to be the darling of Socialists, Communists, Marxists, Maoists, Theocracies and lovers of Lenin and Stalin the World Over. The thing is, many Americans live in China. This is because China has stolen so many of our jobs. I would think that as a so-called Democrat, Obama would be more concerned with bringing these folks and their jobs back to America, but true to what he is, he is more concerned with getting their money.

I also understand that the Comrade has a half brother in China, named Mark. His father sure did get around, having left kids everywhere, it seems. This must be where he inherited his “respect” for women. Perhaps his brother will be helping him raise funds and set him up to talk to some Government Leaders there to get tips on how to run America. More importantly, I was wondering if Obama plans to pay a visit to China, and if so, will he be speaking Chinese?

Come to think of it, the only relative he has in the USA where he wants to Reign Supreme is his Typical White Grandmother, and he tossed her under the bus months ago. While Barack Obama enjoys pretending to be as great and as American as JFK, I can tell you for certain that when the truly great JFK was President, you could find all of his family in Hyannisport very easily on any given weekend. Nobody was hidden and JFK was proud to pubilicly speak of them and name them. Why is it, Barack Obama never speaks of the relatives he has all over the world? Why is it we have to go hunting for them? When he visits them in their respective countries, does he speak their language or does he speak English? This seems to be a fair question, don’t you think?

If Barack Obama thinks everyone else in America who doesn’t speak the language when he or she visits another country is worth snickering at, then should he not be able to speak the language of every place he has visited? For example, I know that Barack Obama has visited one of his favorite places where some of his biggest fundraisers are citizens: Pakistan. I was wondering, does Barack Obama speak their language?

Barack Obama has a stick up his ass and the most amusing part of that is he has no right to have a stick up his ass. He is a mediocre man with minimal achievements, the greatest of them is his great success at working the Chicago Thug Political Machine and sticking his nose in the air, pretending he is above everybody and everything.

He is so without substance of his own, that he spends most of his time pretending he is the equal to great men such as RFK, JFK, MLK, FDR and Lincoln. Yet, he parades himself as Above The Rest – ad nauseum.

I wonder exactly how many more Americans he insulted by laughing at America again–this time for speaking only one language: The language of the country in which he is running for President.

While this Out of Touch Snot is busy telling everyone in America to go learn another language, Somebody also needs to explain to Comrade Obama that, in spite of his attitude that the country he wants to become Czar of is inferior to the places he really loves–such as the Middle East, English is the preferred language of business communication World-Wide.

While it certainly does open doors for people to learn other languages, Comrade Obama might be more helpful to the USA if he chastises many of his own young followers for their own communication problems with the English language. In fact, back when I could stand to listen to him, I heard The Comrade Himself butcher the use of verbs with respect to singular and plural. So, comrade, try telling your worshippers to focus on their own language first before shipping them off to butcher another country’s language. Thanks!

Having spent a fair amount of my life in Academia before moving to the Real World, I get the sense that Obama needs to permanently assign himself to the Faculty Lounge instead of running for President of The United States. His arrogance and snottiness with respect to the Real World is simply staggering. He is so snotty, he can’t even help himself. Insults just roll right off his tongue.

Comrade, we are truly sorry that so many Stupid Americans just don’t speak French and German. We all know that you are classy and we are not.

It’s a wonder you put up with this country at all, you are just too damned superior for us! Let us Worship You for that.

Say! I have an idea! Comrade Obama! We are sorry our country “embarrasses” you so much! This might come as a huge surprise to Snotty You, but you embarrass plenty of us as well! Perhaps you would be more comfortable running for President of France. I know many of us here in America would be more comfortable with that thought. For sure, you would hear millions of us say, Merci Beaucoup.

By the way, speaking of embarrassing: It’s embarrassing to listen to a Presidential Candidate act like a snob when he can’t even put two sentences together sans teleprompter without saying “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………ahhhhhhhhhhh” every sixty seconds. Just saying!

So tell us, Comrade, do you speak French and German? Just wondering. If not, get on it, Mr. Lead-By-Example! Merci Beaucoup!

  • http://NoteToSelfDontDie.com/members/ gerard nedich

    thanks for that…

    that was the funniest headline i have read in a long time…

    heh heh…

    a. hillary
    b. mccain

    america first!

    • mahaska

      Would somebody tell him planes leave for Kenya every day. If he can’t stand to hang around here with us ignorant hillbillies, maybe he should get on one.
      And don’t axe him about his baby mama.

      • IndayHill

        Yes ! Barack Hussein Obama,Jr. will be happier among his large Kenyan family members.He was happy to meet his 6 half-brothers and sisters from 4 different mothers during his first visit in 1985.Did he converse to them in English or Kenyan language?

        Hillary or McCain ’08

        GOD SAVE AMERICA!!

        • JozefAL

          Just for the record, there is NO such thing as a “Kenyan language”. Kenya’s official language is Swahili (or, more properly, Kiswahili) but English is also widely used.
          Wikipedia indicates that there are 62 languages used in the country (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_Kenya ).

    • susan

      Just so you know, Obamabutt, ENGLISH is the international language, as any pilot in the world will tell you. And before you go off to other lands, first you should master the English language, before foreigners put you to shame in your own native tongue. [Well, we are assuming it is your native tongue; depends however on what country you were actually born in.]

      • red_sleeves

        Other than as an intellectual exercise, why would an American need to learn another language?

        “Modern English, sometimes described as the first global lingua franca, is the dominant international language in communications, science, business, aviation, entertainment, radio and diplomacy.”
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language#Significance

        “It is the primary language of world trade, business and management. It is the language of global travel, tourism and hospitality. It is the international language of science and medicine. It is the language of diplomacy and international cooperation. It is the language of global banking and Third World development. It is the dominant language in all forms of international media and publishing. Although many languages can now reach around the world cheaply over the Internet and satellite broadcasting, it is English that consistently reaches the biggest global audiences. English is the language of sports and glamour: both the Olympics and the Miss Universe pageant use English as the official language. It is the ecumenical language of the World Council of Churches.”

        “According to some forecasts, within just a few decades more Chinese will be able to speak English than in the rest of the world combined. Already, more people speak English as a second language in India than in all of Britain, where the language began.”
        http://languageinstinct.blogspot.com/2006/09/languages-of-world-two-ways-to-triumph.html

        Instead of bothering with a second language, perhaps channeling, instead, that energy and effort into other fields of study would yield better results.

  • Boxer Mum 06

    I think instead of saying merci beaucoup, Obama should have said quanta costa!

    For that is what we all will be saying if he gets elected.

  • roseeriter

    Michele best invest in the rosetta stone language program..QUICK before he leaves for overseas…

    He now regrets his kids and ‘hollywood’ just like he’ll regret his trip to the mideast when he gets back…does he have a twin brother or sumpin? Maybe early alzehiemers..

    NOBAMA!

    • For Impartial Journalism

      Ah – you beat me to the Rosetta Stone suggestion. :D

      People in other countries only care whether or not you try to talk to them in their own language. It is the arrogant Americans who won’t even try that get the cold shoulder. I have found almost without fail the citizens of other countries to be most kind and generous.

      I am so very tired of this fake putting down our country. He does not have my permission to be embarrassed for me.

    • Teakwood

      Since we have a severe second language problem in the Intelligence, Law Enforcement and State department, as I am sure Sibel Edmond will tell you, can I have the Rosetta Stone language program for free then BO?

      I have installed it in the course of my work and it would be really great to have a copy. I want to learn Pashto and Arabic….at least well enough to understand what is being said next to me on the GG to JFK or read a website. Hell, I will even read the Polish version of the NY Post while gazing at the floor of the subway car. Please?

      Both my parents wrote for a living and man was I ever scrutinized. I just had to pass it on to my children.

      From the vanishing North American native tongues to the classics, it is critical that America’s future is maintained by the diversity of language. The ties that bind us as a nation are spoken in English, That is just the way is.

      As of today, AK,CA,ID,UT,AZ,ND,NE,KS,IA,MO,AR,LA,WI,IL,MS,IN,KY,TN,AL,NH,MA,VA,NC,SC,GA, FL have English as the Official Language with 10 more states with bills moving in the statehouses.

      zogby; 83% of respondents want English to be the Official Language 75% of Spanish speaking people responding want the same. CNN

  • http://deleted AnninCa

    Funny piece….loved the image of him in the faculty lounge. *haha

  • Ann

    Looks like we’re not the only ones to think Obambi is a little arrogant and pushy!

    Merkel uneasy over Obama Brandenburg Gate address
    Associated Press
    Published: Wednesday July 9, 2008

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel has signaled unease over the prospect of a possible speech by Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama at Berlin’s historic Brandenburg Gate, a spokesman said Wednesday.

    Merkel has “only limited understanding for using the Brandenburg Gate as an election campaign backdrop, as it were, and has expressed skepticism about pursuing such plans,” Thomas Steg, a spokesman for the chancellor, told reporters.

    However, Steg stressed that the chancellor is “very happy” for Obama to visit Germany and meet her and Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier.

    Berlin city officials said this week that members of the Democratic candidate’s campaign had contacted them about what permission and security issues would need to be resolved before Obama could speak in front of the monument.

    The Obama campaign has refused to provide specifics on his plans during an upcoming visit to Europe and the Middle East, including the candidate’s interest in a possible event at the Brandenburg Gate.

    “Senator Obama looks forward to his visit to Germany and his opportunity to meet with the chancellor,” Obama spokesman Bill Burton said. “He has considered several sites for a possible speech, and he will choose one that makes most sense for him and his German hosts.”

    The gate stood for 28 years behind the Berlin Wall in communist East Germany’s heavily fortified border zone. Probably the capital’s best-known monument, it was once a symbol of Germany’s Cold War division and now stands for its reunification.

    Steg noted that the Brandenburg Gate has become “a place with a particular exclusivity, intensity and symbolism” in view of past speeches by sitting U.S. presidents and events such as a large rally in solidarity with the United States after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.

    As a result, he said Merkel has voiced “great skepticism as to whether it is appropriate to bring an election campaign being fought not in Germany but in the United States to the Brandenburg Gate.”

    Steg said that “no German (chancellor) candidate would think of using (Washington’s) National Mall or Red Square in Moscow for rallies, because it would be considered inappropriate.”

    He stressed that giving permission to use the venue is a matter not for Merkel’s government, but for Berlin city authorities. Berlin Mayor Klaus Wowereit said Tuesday that he would be “delighted” for Obama to appear at the Brandenburg Gate or elsewhere.

    In a famous 1987 speech that used the gate as a backdrop, President Reagan urged Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev to “open this gate” and “tear down this wall.”

    In 1994, four years after German reunification, President Clinton spoke on the other, formerly eastern, side of the gate – declaring that “Berlin is free.”

    Organizers of Obama’s campaign have said he is planning two foreign trips this summer, including stops in the Middle East and major European capitals, in an effort to boost his foreign policy credentials as he prepares for the November election against Republican John McCain.

    Foreign Ministry spokesman Jens Ploetner said there had been contacts with the German Embassy in Washington regarding Obama’s trip. He said that, while German officials suggested that he could visit landmarks such as Berlin’s Holocaust Memorial, the Cold War-era Checkpoint Charlie border crossing and the Brandenburg Gate, they had made no recommendations on any venue for a possible Obama speech.

    • http://deleted AnninCa

      I think it’s fine provided Obama speaks in German, as would be appropriate.

      :)

      • http://NoteToSelfDontDie.com/members/ gerard nedich

        AH HAH AHHAHA AH HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!

        now that was funny…

        tee hee….

        a. hillary
        b. mccain

        america first!

      • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

        He wants to return to where his Uncle freed all the Jews–from his Navy ship.

        Is that guy still in the attic by the way? He seems to keep most of his relatives in the attic.

        • http://deleted AnninCa

          lol*…..you’re on a roll today!

          • Zeke

            This should be his first sentence for the German people,

            “Wenn meine Lippen bewegen, bin ich lügen.”

            If my lips are moving, I’m lying.

      • Susan

        “Sie gehen girll”

        or as us dumb Americans would say “you go girl”

        • Teakwood

          Du gehen mädchen. :)

          • Zeke

            Wir haben unsere eigenen kleinen Verein hier.

    • Hope Floats

      Good for Merkel that she acknowledges there is still an election going on. How did word get out about this without clearing it with the German government first?

      • Teakwood

        Arrogance?

    • mahaska

      He doen’t think anything is inapproprite of his wonderful self.
      And bo, I’m sick of seeing the inside of your nostrils. It’s nauseating.

    • pasmalltowngirl

      Now that Obama has fulfilled his mission here, to piss off and offend every race, every nationality, every religious group. And seeing that there is not much more room left under the bus. He can now get on his “Change” jet and visit every country, so he can fulfill his purpose of being. He can now begin to piss off and offend all foreign nations. There is lots and lots of room under a jet.

      This man is in the process of starting World War 3. And nobody is stopping him……..

      • mahaska

        Wait, he can’t go to Germany yet. He hasn’t pissed off our Asian population yet.

  • vivapan!

    Si se puede!

    It isn’t a translation of Obama’s slogan, it was a slogan a few years back for the Presidential elections in Mexico.

    He just uses it.

    • Clinton Fan

      CESAR CHAVEZ….United Farm Workers.

      They used it to good effect.

      Don’t buy non-union grapes….lettuce…etc.

      I say “Don’t buy a bullshitting, empty suit candidate!”

      Si se puede!

      • mahaska

        I lived in California then. It worked very well.
        Grapes and lettuce sales went way down.

      • Susan

        And they endorsed Hillary!

    • mahaska

      It was Cesar Chavez’ Slogan for The United Farm Workers.
      Just another thing he stole from someone.

  • imustprotest

    I just went to the youtube video (the link for this article) and there are already multiple comments from obamabots saying that Obama is right! Funny how quickly the bots pounce on things that show the true Barry.

    • RoryBellows

      How dare he challenge Americans to learn! Won’t somebody please think of the children!

      • http://deleted AnninCa

        He should challenge himself.

        He’s just a snob. Nothing new about that observation.

        Just another elitist running for office as a Democrat. Nothing new about that, either.

        Hopefully, we’ll get to see yet another elitist lose the election and say, “nothing new about that either.”

        • mahaska

          Gee, how many languages can the magic one speak?
          My history prof. speaks 40.

          • Teakwood

            I’m jealous, your Professor is like a mini UN all inside one head…

            I wonder what it is like to think in 40 different languages?

            • mahaska

              I do wonder. He’s Hungarian, btw.

        • http://www.TheOtherDemocrats.com PoliticalSleuth

          For such an elite snob, he hasn’t traveled the world much – essentially, it was Africa to visit the land of his much-lauded father, the middle East and muslim countries and of course, as a child he was in Indonesia.

          He’s never been to Europe. Can you believe that? Nor to the orient (Japan, China, Hong Kong) nor to Australia. How dare him throw that snotty attitude around when he himself couldn’t even master a language when immersed in it as a child?

          Remember – Bush had never been out of the US when he was elected President. Man, has he been impressive when it comes to foreign policy and the ability to work with those of other countries. Obama would be just a leftist version of Bush.

          As for me, I personally speak a smattering of Spanish, French and Italian and I learned it as a courtesy when I was traveling in those countries. I learned a very basic amount of Chinese (Cantonese and Mandarin) but it was difficult. Still as a courtesy, when I’m in another country I attempt to make an attempt. It shows respect. I suspect Obama would never learn to show respect. He thinks he’s the one that deserves all respect.

      • http://NoteToSelfDontDie.com/members/ gerard nedich

        so he is giving his speech in German then?

        i don’t think so…

        so the thing with being a leader is you actually have to do something that warrants people respecting you…

        if Baracktrack spoke several languages then i think he would have a point…

        but the reality is he is a simplton criminal…

        a. hillary
        b. mccain

        america first!

      • Hope Floats

        Won’t you please think of something else to say? I’m tired of “Won’t somebody please think of the children!”

        Voir, c’est croire.

        • mahaska

          Wasn’t that some punchline from the republicans before?

    • mahaska

      That’s so funny because the bots can’t evern speak english well.

  • Hope Floats

    Bonjour, Cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

    • RoryBellows

      Stupid French people. Are we still calling french fries Freedom Fries, I get confused sometimes? USA! USA! USA!.

      • Hope Floats

        You’re always confused. Just dummy up with a bag of Cheetohs and save your brain the strain.

        • RoryBellows

          No way, the mascot for Cheetos is a Cheetah. (Found in Africa.) I only eat food with animal mascots native the the U.S. I don’t eat Swedish Fish either.

          • RoryBellows

            Country before Snackies!
            NoCheetos, No way 08!

          • Hope Floats

            You can eat this PUMA.

            • RoryBellows

              Send pic.

              • http://deleted AnninCa

                OK….you get a point for funny. LOL*

                • RoryBellows

                  Thanks Annin.

                  • beebop

                    You might want to brush up on your English … the screen name is “Ann in CA” … like Ann in California …. nice work, sfb

                    • Hope Floats

                      Obama outsourcing his trolls should tell you what he has in store for Americans’ jobs.

              • Hope Floats
          • Teakwood

            But what about animal crackers?
            What do you have against them? :)

          • mahaska

            Did you know that while cheetahs are very fast in a sprint they have very little staying power. hmmmmm

    • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

      Hey I like France. They do have a love affair with cheese though.

      • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

        la fromage….fondue!!!
        ahh the 70s!!!

  • LandOLincoln

    Look, I can’t stand the guy, but he’s right about this issue (and I say this as someone who’s been “learning” Spanish for the last 50 years and still can barely manage a rudimentary sentence or two.

    One of my favorite jokes goes something like this:

    Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages? A: Trilingual.

    Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual.

    Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: An American.

    • beebop

      Is this somehow something that is important in a presidential election? Aren’t you tired yet of hearing what Obama thinks a “good American” looks like? I for one am. A good American doesn’t sit in a church whose spiritual leader says that we brought 911 down on ourselves and asks God to Damn us! If I could manage to make myself any LESS like Obama, I would make that my personal goal!

      • http://deleted AnninCa

        Amen. He needs to clean up his own life first.

        • Hope Floats

          I’d tell him to see to his own backyard, but that’s an old racist joke.

        • beebop

          Will he have to hang out outside the Oval office to smoke his cigarettes?

      • Fred C. Dobbs

        What a fucking transcontinental – wannbe ass kisser is Senator Hope-a-Dope.

        Given that our bibles, flags and the instructions on the boxes our ammunition is packed in are all in American English, Why Bother?

        Simply another ploy to endear himself with SAAB-drving, Grey Poupon-eating, latte-drinking shitknockers who think that Scarsdale is, “the sticks,” and bemoan the unavailability of a good Bechamel east of the Hamptons.

        Drag him out here to the trans-Mississippian west, and let’s see how he does in Japanese, coupla Chinese dialects and some Border Spanish.

        And, before the Trolls crank up, I taught American History in France for a year, in French, NOT on a military reservation, and was a tour guide at van Gogh’s in Arles.

        I’m certain that Sasquatch Bigfoot Winnie Mandela Michelle knows where Arles is located.

        ‘Bout the middle of Tuscany, right?

        • PeterSF

          Do those SAAB drivers know they are really driving a GM product built on a platform shared with Chevy?

        • Hope Floats

          Yeah, this is the guy who chairs the Senate Foreign Affairs European Subcommittee and never held a NATO meeting or visited the continent. He was waiting until he could learn to order in a restaurant. “Avez-vous du Grey Poupon?”

          • Fred C. Dobbs

            (chitlin joke censored, because SOME shots are just TOO cheap!)

        • Teakwood

          I will bring the barrel if you bring the fish Fred C. Dobbs, deal?

          The cheap shots we can get at the local pub across the lake from Zurich…Love me some Dole wine!

    • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

      For one thing, the syntax of English is a hodge podge of many languages. This is why it is easier for a person who speaks French to learn Italian. The romance languages have some sense of similarity. But English took its syntax from many languages.

      I happen to think that learning a second language should be a choice, and I especially think it’s not a presidential candidate’s place to be snickering over those who don’t know a second language…especially considering he hasn’t seemed to mention knowing any of these languages himself.

      He’s an arrogant ass.

      • beebop

        He probably thinks that entrepreneur is English ….

        • Fred C. Dobbs

          “The problem with the French is that they have no word for, ‘entrepreneur!’” - The Addled Puppet Reagan

          • CF

            ““The problem with the French is that they have no word for, ‘entrepreneur!’” – The Addled Puppet Reagan”

            Actually, this quote is attributed to Bush, and in either case, its a phony quote. Neither man said it:

            http://www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.asp

        • Dawnelle

          LOL Beebop!!

          and UPPITY some serious SNARK! I loved it!

          It’s a wonder you put up with this country at all, you are just too damned superior for us! Let us Worship You for that.

          roflol – hysterical!

    • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

      he is not right connecting this issue to illegal immigration, he is conflating two totally different issues

      in the border states we spend an increidble amount of our school budgets on ESL english as a second language, which is fine, but then we run out of money for MATH and SCIENCE

      want to fund languages? GREAT!!
      Do it EARLY so we MASTER it, GREAT!!

      give us the money for MATH and SCIENCE first, we have no engineers…….

      and DONT conflate this with the costs of ESL to border state budgets which is the illegal immigration argument he is puling out and isolating and calling it cultural diversity..

      I CALL BULLSHIT

      How about Bawack gets the 50% dropout rate in Chicago down some first, how about that?

  • Retired

    I wonder just how Merkel “signalled unease?” Probably by saying something like, “Mein Gott, what an asshole!”

    The Germans really don’t think that Obama cares about their sensitivities when he is using their most famous landmark for a hanky, do they?

    • Teakwood

      With the DNC is in hock up to BO’s eyeballs, can’t BO just go to Hollywood and green screen it, like his 2002 speech?

      I mean it would save a whole bunch of money and time…Does anyone know if the American taxpayer is on the hook for this dog and donkey show?

      Here’s my current sweet nightmare for BO…He goes to Europe and his BC is found to reveal his citizenship was obtained fradulently and the U.S. won’t let him back in….

      • http://deleted AnninCa

        No, of course, taxpayers don’t pay for it. The DNC pays for it.

        I haven’t seen where they have even met their original commitments to Denver, so this strikes me as being beyond the budget.

        To me? Couldn’t care less. He can bus in a million if he wishes.

        We all know his showy tricks by now.

        In the meantime, McCain is pulling away in MO. Poll today shows him up by 5.

  • Andrew

    Hillary Clinton and Caroline Kennedy are flying to New York with Obama tonight. Just Reported on Greta. What is she doing?

    • Lou

      going to a Hillary supporter fund raiser..it will not go over too big

    • mahaska

      I hope she’s is shaking CK and trying to bring her to her senses.

    • Fred C. Dobbs

      What, they left Paris Hilton and Oprah the Hutt behind?

  • beebop

    I took French for a couple years and never learned “okie dokie,” “hoodwinked,” or “bamboozled.” I wonder if there is a French version of the Urban Dictionary?

    • Mel

      “okie dokie” is Swedish. That is the Swedish phrase used by Ulla in The Producers- The Movie Musical.

    • Hope Floats

      In French, they say, “C’est cool, ma poule” instead of “Okie dokie.”

      • Mr. X

        I prefer “lache moi, j’te frappe.”

        That’s Obama at the core.

        • Hope Floats

          Donkeypunch 08

    • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

      I have 3 years of French and still, I most often use:

      Merde!!

      Sacre Bleu!!

      and handy in the upcoming totalitarian regime will be:

      J’accuse!!!!

      When is Bawack paying for our cultural diversity trips to Europe??!! I wanna go!!!!

  • fred

    Merkel Chides Obama for ‘Electioneering’ Abroad
    Conservative German Chancellor Angela Merkel today sternly warned Sen. Barack Obama against speaking at Berlin’s famed Brandenburg Gate when he passes through Europe later in the month, with her spokesman telling reporters that such “electioneering” would be “inappropriate” at a site of such historical significance. PISSING OFF PEOPLE IN GERMANY
    http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/07/09/merkel_chides_obama_for_electi.html

    • shryani

      Whats wrong in speaking English??Weather Obama like it or not English is a universal language.I came from Asia..I speaks malay,Indonesia,a bit of Chinese and abit of Hindu and I learn to speaks German 10 years ago..I have forgotten how to speak it as I have noone to speak with in Asia…But when I travel…They speaks English except for Poor Indonesia people…I went to Australia they speaks English..when to Thailand and Japan they speaks English..My brother in law who works for Norwegian oil ompany,who recently spent time in Norway,German and Russia,hey they communicate English with him.To learn a second language is best when you have someone to communicate with….Are all Americans going to migrate to French or Germans to work or they just going there to visit???

    • mahaska

      I hope Merkel just says nein.

      • Fred C. Dobbs

        Do you think he had to look up, “sheisskopf,” in his German-American dictionary?

        • mahaska

          LOL

        • Teakwood

          Just so BO can brush up …when his kids learn to speak some German…and tell him…

          “Ach Arschloch, du stinkst wie Kuhscheisse”

          AW, Asshole, you smell like cow crap!

          “http://www.coolslang.com/in/German/index.php”

      • beebop

        Will he think its the number after eight?

      • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

        dont know how to spell this but my hubby says

        hund svittser

        Dog shit..

        LOL

  • fred

    Obama is one Dumb Fucker, He makes Bush look intellectual. Hes a COWARD thats for sure

  • http://supergram.blogspot.com ProudMilitaryMom

    Hey- I am sure he can say things like camembert, Dom Perignon and brie!

    • beebop

      I want to hear him say “fuckez you,” followed by “pardon my French.”

      • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

        That would be Fuckez Vous.

        • beebop

          I was giving him a headstart on Franglais! ;)

          • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

            and the classic hit

            Voulvez vous couchez avec moi cest soir??

            gitchy gitchy ya ya ya ya

            gitchy gitchy ya ya

            lady mamaladeeeee…..

            can he speak Cajun???!!!

            flashback:

            LABELLE

            http://youtube.com/watch?v=g9uLbTkqaxc

            Hey sistah
            soul sistah
            go sistah

    • mahaska

      And he likes caviar.

      • Fred C. Dobbs

        ONLY light blue Beluga…none of that Persian dreck!

        One wonders if his caviar spoon would be made from mother*****r of pearl…

  • PeterSF

    English is the international language used in business and diplomacy. Even the EU uses English much to the chagrin of the French.

    Outside the English speaking world, English language classes are almost universally mandatory. It is important if you are not a native English speaker to have instruction in English because it is the primary global language.

    Inside the English speaking countries, the roles are reversed. We already speak the primary global language. So which language do we choose to be our secondary or even tertiary language?

    When I was in school, Russian was important, then later Japanese and now it is Chinese. Of course, Spanish is the timeless constant.

    For the native English speaker, the secondary language learned is based upon what will be the greatest benefit in a career, the exact same rational why non-English speakers have mandatory English instruction. It just happens to be that French does not rate up there anymore as a universal language.

    In online chat where there has been many participants from various European countries, I noticed this tendency to ridicule mostly among the Dutch and French. They would say if I can speak your English language, why can’t you speak mine? I would answer, the choice for your second language is dictated by needing to know the primary global language. I already speak the primary global language, so I have an array of choices for my second language, and it isn’t Dutch or French.

    The Germans and Italians I conversed with were not as high minded. We used each other constructively. For me it was to refine my German and English. For them it was them to refine their English. If mistakes were made, we did not ridicule each other.

    • PeterSF

      ooops. In that last paragraph I meant to say German and Italian.

      • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

        This Garlic Nose forgives you.

        • PeterSF

          Che naso d’aglio, grazie, Bella.

        • Dawnelle

          ah the Garlic nosed guitarist?

          I was fond of that name!

          My Brother has said to me, “Dawn don’t get all Uppity”

          LOL

          which was hysterical considering how subjectively he was using the term at the time! (he was DRUNK off his rocker)

          LOL

    • http://deleted AnninCa

      Spanish is very important where I live, particularly if you plan to work at McDonald’s. :)

      • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

        Or if you need to give instructions to the pool boy and the maid. MEchille only wants white servants though.

      • mahaska

        I learned my Spanish working in East LA for eight years. The best way since you learn the way people really speak and not book larnin’.

    • BlueTopaz

      I lived in Amsterdam for many years. My response to that criticism was, “If Dutch were the language of Rock-n-roll, it would have been my 2nd language and not my 5th!”.

      It’s not just Americans who seldom speak a foreign language. Brits, Aussie’s and even (western)Canadians are also victims of the success of the English language.

  • Jack Pearson

    Nothing wrong with learning foreign languages, or to know a language other than English, to preserve one’s culture. However, when Barack Hussein Obama makes stupid comments like that, he exposes himself to the epitome of hypocrisy!

    • mahaska

      It would be good if we had more bilingual Americans, but for that phony hypocrite to bring it up makes me sick.
      His kids are in school. What second language are they learning?

      • mahaska

        By that I meant he is a phony and a hypocrite,
        not a phony hypocrite.

  • anonymous

    He is the epitome of hypocrisy.

  • Larse12

    He is an embarrassment to all of the United States. I can’t stand to listen to his BS. It is like listening to a teenager that doesn’t know what is up yet. He just babbles.

    • Fred C. Dobbs

      Listening to Hope-a-Dope hold forth on ANYTHING is reminiscent of being lectured about screwing by a 9 year-old boy.

    • beebop

      Who knew there was someone who could make you cringe more than W?

      • mahaska

        Really, I’m starting to miss dubya.

  • Lou

    What’s he talking about? He doesn’t even have command of the English language. Hell he doesn’t even speak eubonics. He stutters and trips over his words and he’s worried about Americans speaking another language? GIVE ME A BREAK.

    • mahaska

      He’s like bush redux. Whenever you think he can’t top himself, he does.

    • http://deleted AnninCa

      I think that’s because he’s being asked what he thinks, and the truth is he’s never really considered a lot of the national issues in depth.

      He stutters to give himself time to remember what his manager told him to say.

      He’s not on top of much of anything, except the faith-based crapola he’s now dishing out.

  • John

    I don’t believe it’s the type of issue we should be hearing from a presidential candidate, but it is true. Not the smartest speech by Obama politically, but brave to challenge us to take our education further.

    Also, since the author liked to critique his “comrade”, I will offer my advice, in order to digress even further and continue our pointless banter over unimportant issues.

    Who is a subject, and whom is an object… “Even with that one line, his Spanish was atrocious, so I would like to know how it is that he thinks he can continually make fun of the country he wants to be President of and get away with it? Comrade, who were you referring to?”

    • Lou

      This is a preview of what’s to come if he ever manages to steal this election. Never forget that he hasn’t ever been ELECTED to anything. He stole his way through..bamboozled.

      If he steals the election we are going down.
      We’ll be the laughing stock of the world.

    • Brodie

      As long as we’re picking nits, John, it would be: “Comrade, to whom are you referring?”

      • John

        Yes, thank you Brodie for correcting the author.

      • nickoury

        PICKING NITS! Are you some kinda racist, fella?

    • mahaska

      Where are asshats grades? I’d especially like to see his language studies grades.

  • BJ

    CNN- McCain beating Obie by 13 pts among white no-college voters.

    there’s lots and lots of them in this here country of ours!

    • RoryBellows

      Hmmm, is that good news or bad when uneducated people like you more? Oh, who cares. USA! USA! USA!

      • http://deleted AnninCa

        Yep, it actually turns out to be the case that regular folks have commonsense.

        They know a liar when they see one, and they apparently know that words are meaningless unless backed by action.

        They aren’t easy to bamboozle.

        Now, those snobs who think a college degree actually means that they are smart? They get bamboozled regularly.

      • tampagurl

        No- college does not equal uneducated… Arrogant ass!

        • Seattle Moss

          Listen up Bj..
          McCain is gaining the Clinton wing of the party.
          In fact a new coalition is developing in the center
          Clinton/McCain Democrats

          We have decided all the elections in modern times.

          We have decided against Obama as he lacks the min requirements for the job

          We also desire a man with core values who is patriotic and wants America to win.

          Not someone who sits on his hands and refuses to acknowledge the success of the surge at the state of the union.
          Who sat there and wished American defeat in Iraq.

          As for this democrat now supporting McCain..
          I have multiple degrees and own businesses.

        • Dawnelle

          OHhhhhhhh I’m about tired of that as much as being called a Repug for being here.

          Even with 2 yrs of college “for some” is ignorant! You can’t win with some people. It’s never enough. There will always be someone wealthier or smarter or with better connections.

          And I’ve seen MORE ignorant “scholars” this year than EVER in my life!!

          SOME with the “oft admired” Rhodes Scholar title!

          How Unlikely?

          • Seattle Moss

            Great point Dawnelle,
            Look at all the talking heads and editorial writers that have gone agog over this farce. They all thought that they wielded power and by their public status could fix the election.

            They are learning a lesson that will cost them in the pocketbook.

            Funny how salt of the earth people sometimes have the best judgment in life.

      • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

        ahhh there it is the CLASS CARD, it has been there all year, over and over

        uneducated bitter clingy cant speak a foreign language
        uh huh

        classism is alive and well and raises its UGLY head again

        80% of this country is the blue collar non college educated you chadrool (thats the phoenetic spelling cause my grandma from Italy would SMACK my dad if he taught me Italian cause she wanted us to ALL SPEAK ENGLISH) She was PROUD to learn English.

        sigh

        its two different issues conflated, gawd….

        50% of the chicago kids DROP OUT and dont get a HS degree and this jackaxx wants them to speak Portugese, which BTW he didnt know they spoke in part of Latin America so maybe Sparky should take some cultural geography classes eh???

  • lmv

    Maybe Obama can learn this phrase, “je suis un idiot.”

    In case he didn’t know, French people who come here speak French, wait for it, BECAUSE THEY’RE FRENCH, YOU MORON!

    It’s a myth that most Europeans speak English. Most speak English about as well as Americans spout of in their high school Spanish.

    Europe is a densely populated continent comprised of many countries, not just Germany, Sweden, and Britain. (Has he noticed the suspiciously large number of British who speak English? How do they do it? Yet, how many Americans speak British, Senator Obama? Quel scandale!)

    Yes, many well-educated Europeans speak English. And, the not-so-well-educated who don’t work in tourist traps? Not so much.

    Here’s a good word for ya, Senator: Schadenfreude

    • PeterSF

      The British speak English? I thought we were two peoples divided by a common language.

      I found myself in Italy once confronted by another tourist asking for directions. He spoke what sounded like a Slavic language. He couldn’t speak Italian or English. We finally found common ground in German.

      I do find that those in other countries, and I have travelled extensively in business through Asia and Europe into some of the worst hell holes I have ever been in, that the business person that needs to speak English, even infrequently, does so with acceptable competence. But just as anywhere else, if you do not need to speak the second language you learned, it is quickly lost. I encountered many in those countries, although they were forced to learn English, their vocabulary was limited to the mere utterance of OK (the most commonly understood expression in the world), yes and no. Constructing a simple sentence was a lost art.

  • Lou

    Germans don’t want to be involved in the election anymore than the Canadians. They are all insulted and on the defense.

    • beebop

      Maybe he can just get his Hollywood buds to paint a really nice set for him and do it on the backlots in London. That way it would lessen the carbon footprint …. just sayin’

      • pm317

        Didn’t he do something similar with his reenactment of the unnamed 2002 speech? :)

  • CJ

    I wonder if any of the Germans are going to go into flashback mode when they hear Obama speak at the Brandenburg Gate?

    • Fred C. Dobbs

      Any more, “Ich bin JFK,” crap out of him, and we buy him a PT boat so that someone can slice it in half…

      • CJ

        I was thinking flashbacks prior to JFK! Even so, I like the PT boat idea!

      • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

        Oh yea, I could see that turkey towing another guy with his teeth clamped onto a rope — in the middle of the ocean. Mr. Brave is a real JFK.

    • mahaska

      They’re liable to rebuild the wall only this time it’ll around the whole country and a big sign Keep Out.

  • vinnie

    Here’s the thing. I worked in Japan for 4 years, one of which I was hired by the Ministry of Education to visit various schools in Japan and teach the kids English with a Japanese English teacher. It was done at all grade levels, and must have cost the government hundreds of millions of dollars a year. Was it effective? IMO, no. We were nothing more than a live ‘show and tell’ for these students.

    I speak 4 languages and know that it takes a LOT of time and money to pursue. BO doesn’t have a clue as to how one acquires a foreign language. It’s not like we learn French in high school and then we are fluent. Why? Because there’s no one to converse with or to practice it. Study abroad? yeah, about $10,000 later, you might be able to carry a simple conversation. The one thing to remember is that Europeans travel to and fro within Europe like we do in the states. They have to know more than one language. It’s built into their educational system from an earlier stage than ours. Right now, our states don’t even have enough in their budget for desks and basic needs like books. So pardon my French BO, but you don’t know shit.

    • http://deleted AnninCa

      So true. My funniest story was that I took Spanish in high school. As a young adult, I worked as a migrant farm laborer. The families would get letters and couldn’t read them, so they asked me to read the letters to them. I could read the letters but couldn’t understand them because I really never was fluent.

      So it was great. They got their privacy. I’d read, and they would laugh and gasp, and I never had a clue as to why. *haha

      My brother says he spent a fortune on language for my newphew so that he can now order a taco. LOL*

      • nickoury

        Newphew, oldphew, nephew? I hope English wasn’t the language.
        Sorry, that typo was way too good to pass up.

        Win, or obviously lose, that pile of crap, stinky, will inevitably be, in the end, the worst thing that has ever happened to this country. It will change “Walker” to “Washington” and have W look like our First President.

        • nickoury

          Having written this before I heard about Jackson Jr.’s comments in the posts farther down, only bolsters the statement.

    • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

      EXACTLY!! THANK YOU!!!!

      That is my point too, they dont have MATH and SCIENCE, early language would be great but half the kids are dropping out in some states MI Christ doesnt he have a frakkin CLUE??!!!

  • lmv

    There is no adequate equivalent for f-you in French. The French use the English version instead. Are those the English language skills Obama is advocating?

    The French are probably saying this, too, “Obama est de la merde.”

    • LDW

      Hostie! Obama me fais chier!

    • Fred C. Dobbs

      “Obama est un grand morceau de merde!”

    • Bill

      Yes there is! I’ve been living and working in Paris
      for 8 years and I have an advanced degree in linguistics. It’s “va te faire foutre”, but it is more rude and less common than f**k you. Fightin’ words in French. Other expressions are generally used.
      Obama knows nothing of foreign language study. I was
      bilingual English/Polish as a kid in NY, and I speak
      several languages, but sadly that is not the case for
      Americans, French, and British. You can order a cup
      of coffee here in English, but try calling your internet provider with a problem and explaining THAT in English. It’s a wonder that arrogant fool could
      even come up with “Merci beaucoup”. He should choke on a cuisses de grenouille bone.

    • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

      Il est couchon aussi!!!

    • mahaska

      Sometimes Anglo-Saxon is the only way to go.

  • LDW

    Obama parle français comme une vache espagnole.

    ou bien,

    Obama parle espagnol comme une vache française.

    • Brodie

      funny!! loved it!

    • mahaska

      LOL, too funny

    • candymarl

      Obama speaks Spanish like a french cow.

      Priceless.

  • //Yahoo ALforHill

    Hey, does anyone know what Wolf Blitzer was talking about. Said Jesse Jackson didn’t know his mike was on and had some pretty bad things to say about Pampers. It was so bad he couldn’t repeat it on the air? Blitzer asked Godzilla Brazilla if it would cause any problems with the ONE? Of course she said no. Anyone else heard this?

    • cspolj

      “Radio host Sean Hannity just revealed that FOX News is in possession of an exclusive tape of Reverend Jesse Jackson, recorded after a recent interview when he thought the microphone was off, slamming Barack Hussein Obama for “talking down black people on matters of faith” (Hannity also has said it as “talking down to black people on matters of faith”) among other issues.

      Hannity also intimated that Jackson says he wants to “rip Obama’s nuts off” on the tape. Hannity would not say “nuts,” but based on his description (portion of the male anatomy beginning with an “n”) I believe that’s the word he was going for.

      Hannity says the tape will be played in its entirety on tonight’s Hannity and Colmes.”

      • beebop

        Is the interview in French? Or just Jesse’s part?

        • CJ

          LOL!

    • Boxer Mum 06

      Bill O’Reilly said he is going to air it tonight on his show. Must be pretty bad based on how they are selling it.

      Not the Jesse I knew.

      • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

        maybe if jesse learns can I please get out from under the bus in French Uhhbama will bring him back ON the bus
        la autobus!!

  • tampagurl

    Did you say Obama speaks French like a Spanish cow…LOL

    • Andrew

      Obama tiene problemas con su boca. No hay ninguna cosa que pase entre los labios que sea la verdad.

      • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

        problens with his mouth?

        LOL um pequito Espangol

        Jesse Jackson est sous le bus!

    • Dawnelle

      roflmao! @ everyone! Mon Dieu!

      • ginaswo still says no to Uhhbama

        Jesse Jackson ist unter den Bus!

        Jesse Jackson est sous le bus!

        Jesse Jackson se encuentra bajo el autobús!

        and for Zbeignew:

        Джесси jackson находится под автобус!

        • Dawnelle

          noooooo moreeeeeeeeee roooooooooooom!

  • Lou

    New thread upstairs

  • fred

    Breaking News: Caught On Mic Jesse Jackson

    The Rev. Jesse Jackson issued an apology to Barack Obama Wednesday for criticizing the Illinois senator’s recent comments directed toward some members of the black community.

    According to Jackson, a Fox News microphone picked up comments he meant to deliver privately that seemed to disparage the presumptive Democratic nominee for appearing to lecture the black community on morality.

    “For any harm or hurt that this hot mic private conversation may have caused, I apologize,” Jackson said in a statement issued to CNN. “My support for Senator Obama’s campaign is wide, deep and unequivocal. I cherish this redemptive and historical moment.http://countusout.wordpress.com/

    • mahaska

      Thank heaven for live mics.

      • Hope Floats

        You’d think he would have learned after Hymie Town.

    • mahaska

      Under the bus you go JJ

      • Fred C. Dobbs

        Naw, you can’t get a Gulfstream under the bus…

    • LDW

      “Faux News says they have the tape and will play it in its entirety tonight on O’Reilly’s show.”

      http://letustalk.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/rev-jesse-jackson-talks-crap-about-obama/

    • Boxer Mum 06

      Blame it on Fox News. It’s their fault – nevermind, the words that came out of your mouth.

      Guess he’s afraid of getting cut off the gravy train. And his son will be out of a job.

  • fred

    Word is its pretty damaging stuff

    • http://deleted AnninCa

      Jesse is saying what Black Agenda said. It’s offensive how he’s preaching to AA church members about morality.

      Jeesh*….he’s truly pandering to racists like mad and using them to do so.

      Just more nonsense from Obama. He’s losing fast. McCain is creeping up, up, up. And McCain has a lot bigger mountain to climb with his age and STILL is about to beat Obama before the race really heats up!

      Obama’s latest idea of the stadium speech is, indeed, desperate as McCain put it.

      So is preaching to his core constituents about how they are immoral.

  • Clinton Fan

    I also have to note that I just love this “we” shit.

    This asshole is a champion lumper, isn’t he!! He needs to look in the mirror and correct himself before he plays Nation Nanny and starts scolding the rest of us–many of whom do–without any trouble–speak more than one language. And we don’t think we deserve a medal for it, either. People are the products of their educations, their OPPORTUNITIES, and their environments.

    I speak three languages quite well–French, Spanish and Italian–and I speak a Persian dialect clumsily and Russian rather badly.

    Oh, and I also speak ENGLISH.

    AND, despite my lack of a Harvard Law degree, I know how many states there are in the union, and I can find the Great Lakes on a map of the USA–I know enough not to look around OREGON, certainly.

    And I don’t presume to lecture people with a broad brush about their foreign language abilities, or lack thereof. Eight years of NCLB and faith-based voucher bullshit has left us with a whole shitload of undereducated, clueless, obnoxious NIKE loafers who can barely speak English, never mind French, and who are welded to their computers and game consoles, and who are pretty much unemployable parasites. Funny, these very clueless fools constitute Obama’s base, too.

    I’ll bet most Clinton supporters got a few years of foreign language training in school. They may not be fluent, but I’ll bet they can manage to get out some version of “Yo no quiero a Señor Obama.”

    • mahaska

      “we”. Maybe he thinks he’s Queen Victoria.

    • IndayHill

      Clinton Fan:”I’ll bet most Clinton supporters got a few years of foreign language training in school. They may not be fluent, but I’ll bet they can manage to get out some version of “Yo no quiero a Señor Obama.”
      Tambien aqui, Senior ClintonFan.Obama’s cabeza is muy blanko. Nada intelejente.(my conversational Castillan language is now getting rusty.)However, I can manage to give u my version of ur last sentence in Pilipino language, Tagalog.
      “Hindi ko gusto si Obama.”
      He is NOT the right person to be POTUS of this great country. Why degrade the people he wants to “obey” him? It is very obvious, he only loves HIMSELF ! WAKE-UP, PEOPLE!!!
      Hillary or McCain ’08

      GOD SAVE AMERICA!!

    • Hope Floats

      Obama is using his comments while visiting Europe to pander to immigrants. He and McCain have both been appealing to Latinos. I read an article that blared, “Obama Is Stealing Latinos From McCain.” The article said Obama addressed LULAC and got a better response, because he played Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” and had a popular mayor introduce him instead of the leaders of the organization. He plays on identity politics.

      This Jesse Jackson thing is a set-up, too, just like when he had his “fight” with Rev. Wright. Because now when you look back on the primaries, Jesse Jackson made several offensive comments that the media let slide. He’s distancing himself from the Obama campaign.

  • John

    “Frankly, all this seems to be is a pathetic attempt to feed the “Barack Obama is Unamerican” narrative. A narrative that, I might add, has the result of making Americans sound like ignorant hillbillies. “He’s got a funny name!” “He likes food that tastes good instead of crap that’s fried in lard!” “He likes foreigners!” “He wants to speak other languages!” “He’s educated!” “He played basketball instead of football!” Embarrassing, really.

    There are lots of policy ideas that Barack Obama has that are pretty silly–his protectionist-leaning foreign trade policies, for one thing. His commitment to cutting taxes without commiserate spending cuts. His national service plan. His push to expand government funding for faith-based charities. His support for McCain-Feingold. His support for No Child Left Behind. There’s plenty to attack Obama on the merits. Why not stick to that? – Alex Knapp http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2008/07/huzzah_for_provincialism/

  • IndayHill

    Can’t BHO take a hint from the German leader? “Inappropriate” means a lot and for a smart, decent person, that means “Do not pursue.Period. End of discussion.”
    Maybe BHO is ignoring the German Chancellor’s remark, because the person who is telling him in a nice way, is a WOMAN !
    Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (his parent’s given name to him)is a global snob !
    Hillary or McCain ’08
    GOD SAVE AMERICA!!

  • Thomas

    How dare you address Obamam without first bowing.

  • cspolj

    How can Jesse rip his nuts? Everybody knows obama has just 1 .

    • Dusseldorf Rolf

      Wasn’t that Hilter? From the song:
      <

      em>Hitler has only one ball
      Goering, he has two but they’re small.
      Himmler’s are mighty similar
      and Goebbels has no balls at all.

      • Clinton Fan

        No balls at all, no balls at all,

        He looked and he saw

        He had no balls at all!!

      • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

        Hitler, he only had one ball
        Goering, he has two but they’re small.
        Himmler’s are mighty similar
        and Goebbels has no balls at at all

        Was that not from the book, “A Separate Peace”?

        • Charles

          I have heard various versions. I do not know if any of these are true or legend.

          In one version these were the words to be sung by the British POWs in Bridge Over The River Kwai, but that did not make it past the censors. The tune was whistled instead.

          Another version I heard is that Bette Midler put these words to song probably in a live performanc. I have never seen evidence of any recording.

    • Andrew

      One! I thought Hillary did to him what we had done to our dogs. Guess his procedure was done under his crappy medical plan, only half the job.

      • Hope Floats

        Ha ha ha. “The Michigan Vasectomy.”

  • No Fraud, NoBama

    OMG, Uppity Woman, I was ROFLMAO reading your article! What an unabashedly scathing and accurate commentary! THANK YOU!

    Danke and gracias

    • beebop

      He should focus on just one word of Japanese: OHIO!!!

    • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

      de nada!

  • The Real Hope

    Obama shows his ignorance. First it is NOT “merci beaucoup” but rather “merci bien”. PERIOD! He’s chiding people with his own ignorant French slang! What an idiot! This is laughable!

  • Fred C. Dobbs

    I know several useful fireign phrases which I learned at US government expense, before Hope-a-Dope could ride a two-wheeler:

    “Di-di mau! Len!!!”

    “LAI DAI, MOTHER F****R!!!”

    “CHIEU HOI, MOTHERF****R!!!”

    “You Dinky-Dau girl! Me Cheap Charlie, no pay 100 piaster for boom-boom!!!”

    “NUMBAH TEN!!!”

    The Secret is: you just don’t lead them as much…

  • hootnannie

    Oh, dear God, what will this fool try to do in Israel–deliver another Sermon on the Mount?!

    • Andrew

      Well he said the sermon on the mount promoted gay marriage and abortion. He won’t do that now that he has flip flopped.

    • Austin

      Despite my enthusiasm for manned space exploration, I am thankful NASA does not have an active manned lunar program at this moment in time. We just know he would insist on giving a speech with what is left of Tranquility Base and the flag planted by Armstrong used as his backdrop.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    If uuuuummmmm could manage to learn to pronounce “Ich bin ein Berliner”, trying once more to associate himself with JFK, perhaps we could ask them to take it seriously and let him stay.

    • Fred C. Dobbs

      Oooooh yeah…

      Outside of jazz clubs, they just LOVE AA’s in Germany…

  • http://chriss chris

    Please, someone explain to me how a person running for POTUS can say he is embarrassed by the very people he is trying to be the leader of? And that embarrassment is due to the fact that said people cannot speak the native language of a country they are visiting, presumably on vacation? And that said candidate cannot either? And that all americans should make their children learn Spanish? And why pick out Spanish? Latin Americn vote perhaps? And why doesn’t he speak Spanish? Are you kidding me!? While I think it is great for kids and everyone to learn a new language, it sure isn’t embarrassing to me that they don’t know a foreign language while they are visiting other countries. An EMBARRASSMENT! Are he and his lovely wife ever proud of the people of the USA? Unbelievable. The point of embarrassment of all of us really sets me off big time. I don’t want him being my President when he thinks that way about me. sorry for the rant. Hillary is one of the most thoughtful Senators out there. She has done a fine job representing all of us in NY. Thanks Hill!

    • Teakwood

      Did you notice he yelling in to the mic?

      It was distorted on the PA and sound like crap. He thinks the mic is something to eat? It was like the Dean Scream….

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    Can’t wait to hear Lou Dobbs tonight.

    Jesse now groveling on CNN.

    • beebop

      His own son knifed him … that Obama. Such a uniter!

  • georgiapeach

    What’s embarrassing is a President that stutters and um’s and uh’s his way through every sentence. One was too many. NOBAMA.

  • cathnealon

    That word he used “embarassing’ is very very bad. That’s as bad as Mrs. Obamanation saying she’s proud of her country for the first time in her life.” I hope that the media picks up on this because he keeps showing what a condescending sleaze he is over and over. And the worst part is he’s in total denial, like he couldn’t care less that he’s offending the entire United States citizenry.
    Or maybe he thinks he really is a god and can say or do anything he wants–there are no rules, there are no laws, there’s nothing but the great one. You know all of this leads to such anticipation for the day when he goes down. He doesn’t care about Americans, black, white, red or yellow.

  • NOBama in August

    Is he ever trying to kiss up to other countries.

  • Cooney

    Oh Uppity, I love your style. Message to Obama; I teach a public speaking course at a Community College that still has some open spots.

  • http://NoteToSelfDontDie.com/members/ gerard nedich

    someone please tell Baracktrack that Tel Aviv is the capitol of israel…

    a. hillary
    b. mccain

    america first!

  • pm317

    I saw the video of his everybody learn Spanish gig. He is so bad, he can’t put two sentences together fluently in English. Go, learn your language first. Where does he get off trying to lecture everybody? And these are standard elite ideas that he spews off.

    Uppity, very apt title — that says everything.

  • HankinPA

    Well, let’s see here . . . as far as I know, English is the only official language for more than a thousand miles in any direction from where I live, except in parts of Canada where I never visit.

    Dont blame us for living in a part of the world with less need for many languages. If Obama wants to join the Euro trash who American bash, he has a good start going with nis head in the air about us in PA!

    I would say Obama needs to pull his head out of his rump, but his head is waaaaaay too big to fit up his nether regions.

  • bastardcraig

    He’s an artful politician, preparing for his upcoming trip to Europe. He knows comments like that help to satisy the ire of America-hater in Europe and will bring them out in droves where ever he appearces publically. Obama knows political angst.

    • Fred C. Dobbs

      DING! DING! DING!

      We have a Winner!!!!

  • Sam

    uppity woman, i know there is a video of this available, it is MUCH more powerful when you hear his tone, please link to it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZprtPat1Vk&eurl=http://www.redstate.com/

    I agree with bilingual education and I think it needs more emphasis, but his tone is ridiculous, as is his statement about being ashamed of Americans. Can we say snob?

  • Christy

    I asked a Italian post-doc student who came here that exact same question about language, as he spoke English fairly well. Humbly because I can not speak any other language. He said, “oh, English is the World’s language!” Thank-you Jordy, who is a sweetheart. Unlike BO who is a stinking elitist scumbag anti-American ahole.

    BO please stop putting American’s down.

  • Christy

    Supposedly BO is having a spat with J. Jackson. Don’t buy it! It’s choreographed. He’s trying to distance himself. Jackson’s son works with BO for God’s sake. They are all racist.

  • elizinsandi

    When I see an Uppity post, I already read it because I know she tells it like it is! Thank you, Uppity!

    Question? Jackson’s envy of Obama aside, could this be a staged event so that O. can claim that he doesn’t have 100% of AA approval all the time? I mean Rev. Jackson would do this for him. Look like an idiot (again).

  • elizinsandi

    oops… always read it…

  • http://hotair.com/archives/2008/06/02/michelle-obama-dont-trust-bloggers-because-people-lie/ Kelly

    OUCH. Obama sucks.

    I have serious doubts that I will ever even make it to Europe in my lifetime. I have a mortgage on a 30YO 2 bedroom home w/original paint, student loans, bills, bills, bills, and my car needs to last another five years and it is a 1995.

    I just get by and I still consider myself fortunate. He is such an ass.

  • Cat in NJ

    Well said, Kelly!

    Spanish is already being taught in the majority of our public schools, starting in K. I’m OK with that. But to EXPECT Americans to learn a second language, so condescendingly suggested, is way out of line. We spend a TON of money on bilingual material and programs. Communities around Northern NJ do the same for large Arabic and Korean populations as well. We cater enough to immigrants. Meanwhile, Obama cannot articulate his ridiculous ideas without the aid of his teleprompter. What a scam artist.

    …and the stupidity of some of those skanks sitting behind him, clapping and cheering … God help us.

  • http://hotair.com/archives/2008/06/02/michelle-obama-dont-trust-bloggers-because-people-lie/ Kelly

    “I want to cut his nuts off.”

  • Teakwood

    uppity woman,

    Thank you …some people just never learn, do they?

    If you smile at me, I will understand
    ‘Cause that is something everybody everywhere does
    in the same language.

  • RIChris

    He’s going to Europe as a US presidential nominee.
    France – Sacre Bleu!!!
    Germany – Heil!!!
    England – WTF!!!

  • kcfromtx

    What languages does backtrack speak? His wife, his kids?
    Instead of being embarrassed by US citizens not speaking two or more languages, he should be embarrassed by the language spoken in his own south side Chicago district. It’s not even a language!

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  • Linda

    OH SNAP!

    Merci Beucoup! roflmao You are just too good and witty.

    He just is W 2.0 is toooo many ways. Amazing, truly. But Bush we know enjoyed spending time in his country.

    and this “I also understand that the Comrade has a half brother in China, named Mark. His father sure did get around, having left kids everywhere, it seems. This must be where he inherited his “respect” for women. ”

    PERFECT!

    • Zeke

      Sound Like Barack’s Daddy?

      Papa was a Rolling Stone

      Hey Mama, is it true what they say,
      that Papa never worked a day in his life?
      And Mama, some bad talk going around town
      saying that Papa had three outside children and another wife. And that ain’t right.
      Hey, talk about Papa doing some store front preaching.
      Talked about saving souls and all the time leeching.
      Dealing in debt and stealing in the name of the Lord.
      Mama just hung her head and said,
      “Papa was a rolling stone, my son.
      Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
      (And when he died) All he left us was ALONE.”
      “Hey, Papa was a rolling stone.
      Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
      (And when he died) All he left us was ALONE.”

      • educatedwhitewoman

        ” . . . storefront preaching . . ..” LOL! Every time I hear BO assume his “preacher’s voice,” visions of a certain crazed Chicago preacher who lives in a million-dollar mansion in a rich, white neighborhood come to mind (and all of Barky’s other colorful friends and mentors). As someone said, you can’t make this stuff up.

  • Fred C. Dobbs

    The US, England, South Africa, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Canada, Australia and New Zealand have spent large sums of blood and treasure over the years so that Frenchmen, Belgians, Dutchmen, Poles, Chinese, Thais, Egyptians, Libyans, Moroccans did NOT have to learn Japanese, German or Russian.

    All the US has asked in return for this are a few small plots of land for the interment of its young men who failed to return home.

  • http://thehorizontalworld.blogspot.com/ Medusa

    What ever happened to Working Class Artists and her Latin expressions? She was a great commenter.

    And to BO:
    Du kannst nicht auf meinem rucken pishen unt mir sagen class es regen ist.

  • http://investigatebarackobama.wordpress.com/puma/ kat in your hat

    Thank you Uppity! lol….

    Meanwhile, I don’t understand wtf Obama is complaining about. It IS required to take a second language course in high school and in college.

    What more does he want America to do?

    I’m so sick of him looking down on everyone. Meanwhile, he should be worrying about down home America. They aren’t worrying about learning freakin’ french and zipping around Paris; these people are worried about how to pay for gas–not their European extravanganza vacation.

    I bet the Euro press played that tape of Obama making fun of Americans. Obama knows that too. He wants a BIG OLE welcome when he goes to Europe.

    BLEGH!

  • Tristan

    That’s great. Obama’s answer to the open borders/immigration crisis: Learn Spanish.

    And FYI Senator Obama, I do speak three languages, including French and Spanish. I learned them to attend a top international business school overseas. But do you know how much good it does me? Zero. That’s because I live in a wealthy and well educated part of the USA, not freakin’ Guatemala.

  • http://IthinkIfeel... Tricia Spiegel

    Sorry to be so late to this party, but Thanks Uppity for another excellent observation and analysis.

  • Capt. Jerry

    I have spent 28 yrs. of my life defending our county with USAF. At no time in all of the countriesI visited, approx. 45, did I ever have a problem with any language. Most people in those countries will go out of way to accomadate your requests. Who the hell does this puck from chicgo, hawaii,keyna, were ever. And the worst is where is his real birth place.I know where I was bor, does he. I really do not like Hillary, but right now she is head and shoulders above this total fraud. I can’t believe the grand po-bos of the dem party are happy with turd.

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  • vivamadrid

    Que tonta eres.

  • palintheexaggerator

    How dare anyone suggest we Americans learn another language? We should let everyone else do that. After all, we are Americans!

  • daniel

    this is the most sickening article i’ve ever seen
    to start off, i would like to point out that english is not the most difficult language to learn. While it does have a lot of rules and exceptions, so do most European languages and Asian languages with far greater vocabularies and tenses. Second, if we as Americans are ever to get rid of our unjustified and self proclaimed reputation as “the world’s best” we need to start off by accepting the fact that there were other countries out there thousands of years before the US even existed, and that English was merely one of them and is in no way superior to any other language, and far from being the most efficient. As a matter of fact, nearly every one else in the world speaks English to facilitate their business and relations but just as soon as the economy shifts and world powers alter, lazy and stuck up Americans will be fucked as they are left to realize the world didn’t wait for them to learn another language. And as for the point that hard working Americans don’t have the time to learn one, that is bullshit, every other industrialized country is faced with similar challenges and yet once again manages to outdo us in yet another way.

  • Glenda

    Hmm! Your idiocy is showing, sir!

    This poorly educated snob is now our President. I have great respect for him–indeed, I voted for him. His command of English makes yours look pathetic.

    How many Hispanics voted for him? How many laborers? How many children of loborers? (I’m one). My parents–poor, hard-working white people– instilled in me a respect for education and a great respect for the President of the United States, no matter who he might be. What a pity yours didn’t!

    Yes, I speak French. I also speak some German and read Latin and some Greek. That doesn’t make me a pinko. I don’t feel that I have to wear fat-cop sunglasses and a Takes-us sheriff’s hat to prove that I’m true-blue American. I’m a woman and a great-grandmother, but I’d defend this nation with a gun in my hand to my last breath against any clear and present danger–including the likes of you.

    By the way, did you know that a theocracy is a government led by a god? Who the heck do you think ought to be leading ours, Glen Beck? Also by the way, theocracy shouldn’t be capitalized, though of course the word god, when indicating the god leading America, should. Just so you get it right if you ever have cause to use such a fundamental concept.

    I happened on to this miscarriage of an article by chance. If I ever happen on to another one of your articles, I’ll think there is some dark power at work.

    Glenda

  • HillGirl

    We have enuf domestic issues here. They have been ignored for the past 7 years.

    In any case, if the choices are going to be Obama or McCain – I am up for no election this fall. Let Bushy leave office in January. And, go w/o a Prez for a while and see how that works for us. LOL!