Lord Of The Democrats — The Movie
By Lady Boomer NYC on July 15, 2008 at 11:30 AM in Democratic Party, Democrats, Hillary Clinton
A Satirical Presentation of this Election
Cross-posted from Lady Boomer NYC.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
“For myself,” said Faramir, “I would see the White Tree in flower again in the courts of the kings, and the Silver Crown return, and Minas Tirith in peace. Minas Agor as of old, full of light, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens, not a mistress of many slaves.
War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of Númenor; and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man old and wise.”
But beware:
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
All quotes, except Hillacrat: JRR Tolkien. h/t to V.






















