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Lord Of The Democrats — The Movie

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A Satirical Presentation of this Election

Cross-posted from Lady Boomer NYC.

I’ll get the popcorn, want a soda? Sit back and enjoy your movie, people!!!! Actors play the roles of your favorite, real-life characters, including: Mindless Bots, Trolls, The Precious, and Hillary the Fair. The gamut of base emotions you’ve become accustomed to in this campaign will thrill you once more on the big screen: Oppression, Threats, Intimidation, Hate, and much, much, much more. Vicariously fight each battle — 18 million strong — emerging victorious, only to end in a fall. Is there still a chance? You’ll return to see it again and again.

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

This video is a gift from the YouTube videographer/artist, Hillacrat: “For Hillary, for PUMA, and for all who will stand up and fight for Democracy.”

“For myself,” said Faramir, “I would see the White Tree in flower again in the courts of the kings, and the Silver Crown return, and Minas Tirith in peace. Minas Agor as of old, full of light, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens, not a mistress of many slaves.

War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of Númenor; and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man old and wise.”

But beware:

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

All quotes, except Hillacrat: JRR Tolkien. h/t to V.

All Music & Images & Clips are Copyright to its original owner(s), including the “Lord of the Rings Trilogy” by New Line Cinema.

  • normita

    Just wonderful…thank you.

  • normita

    Amazing, I could recognize both Donna B and Howard D. Fine work. Great casting too!

  • simanov

    Quotes from Baghdad Bobama.

    Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say.

    Please, please! The Americans are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method.

  • ginaswo still says no Uhhbama

    I love this madly!!!

    BOOYAH HILLRAISERS!!!

    DEMOCRACY NOW!!

    HILLARY IS POTUS

  • John

    A while ago I suggested that PUMAs respond to the planned coronation of Barack Obama and cries to “get over it” by keeping their Hillary stickers on their cars; I plan to.

    Here’s another suggestion, sparked by the sight of my brother’s shiny new Obama sticker on his car– we should all get brand new Hillary stickers and put them on our bumpers, to show people that we aren’t just bitter-enders who haven’t bothered to take the stickers off, but are more for Hillary now than ever before.

    And can anyone tell me if there are people selling “McCain ’08, Hillary ’12″ stickers yet? I would buy one of those, too.

  • Mandelay

    You made my heart sing! Thank you!

  • SEC

    That was pretty good. I’m an Obama supporter, and I thought it was clever.

    Of course, I’m not sure exactly why Nevada and Texas were thrown in there – Obama won by the only metric which mattered in the primary elections – delegates.

    But still, not a bad movie.

  • nancysabet

    Thanks for this fabulous video. Please pass it on.

  • Zee

    Yeah, the metric keeps changing as suits the Obamabots. Just like Bush, who was going to choose electorates or number of voters, depending on how the split fell out.

    Have you asked Donna Brazile to resign yet since Obama wins only by superdelegates? (Providing they hold the line)

  • Zee

    Whoa. Wonderful, indeed.

  • Stephanie

    So is Sauron really Soros?

  • educatedwhitewoman

    Guess you’ve missed the mountain of complaints and reports from caucus attendees about the lying, cheating, stealing, threats, and shenanigans of the Obama supporters at the Texas and Nevada caucuses. “Winning” by cheating is not a win. You will see in November, if your selected not elected candidate makes it that far.

  • SEC

    If we all of a sudden decided to not include any superdelegates at all, then Obama would still hold the majority, and thus would have enough delegates to win. So, superdelegates don’t mean very much.

    The metric for me is the same that it was before the primary season started – whoever wins the most delegates gets the nomination. Period. I’m consistent like that.

  • Bell’Artista

    Great Video!
    Thank You!

  • http://mccaindemocrats.wordpress.com/ 30yrdem-not any more

    Well I hope everyone recognizes the satire in this before people go cray about it…lol…I posted in the thread below about the new site

    Democrats for McCain
    http://www.democratsformccain.com/

    It seems the site is down …hacked …who knows?

  • http://mccaindemocrats.wordpress.com/ 30yrdem-not any more

    OK it is working now it seems…as I said below, this is going to be the last site I join…to many sites no organization..check it out when you have time …this is the site started up by Robert Pinizzotto…

  • SEC

    I’ve heard of complaints on both sides. None of them, as far as I know, never amounted to anything. I read the letter that the Obama campaign submitted regarding a whole bunch of irregularities, so I think each side more than likely has a bit of a gripe, but overall, I was pleased with how the caucuses were handled.

    I don’t think that Hillary Clinton cheated in spite of the Obama campaign’s claims, nor do I think the Obama campaign cheated in spite of the Clinton campaign’s claims. I choose to give both campaigns the benefit of the doubt and move on to the general election.

  • normita

    Texas is in there because of all the questionable behavior executed during caucus.

  • vinnie

    Fantastic. NO DEAL! BO NEVER.

    I got yet another call from Obama for America… friggin’ like 3 times already. They are like desperate leeches. How many time do I gotta say “I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR THE FRAUD BO!” Dang, somebody should teach these bots listening skills and stop following that script!

  • Mary

    I received this email from a friend today. I thought it was appropriate to post here. A little long, but it certainly details the Obama’s exaggerations:

    “OBAMA’S “NOT EXACTLYS”

    1.) Selma Got Me Born – NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to
    have you in 1961 – Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in
    1965. (Google ‘Obama Selma’ for his full March 4, 2007 speech an d
    articles about its various untruths.)

    2.) Father Was A Goat Herder – NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well
    educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

    3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter – NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one
    of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

    4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom – NOT EXACTLY, your
    cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn
    a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread
    violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga
    wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your
    half-brother, Abongo Oba ma, is Odinga’s follower. You interrupted your
    New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out the
    following link for verification of that….and for more. Obama’s cousin
    Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Sharia muslim law in
    place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers have burned
    Christians’ homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a
    Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin
    before the election process here started. Google Obama and Odinga and
    see what you get. No one wants to know the truth.

    5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian – NOT EXACTLY, she does
    her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to
    mention, C hristianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives
    to 1 man.

    6.) My Name is African Swahili – NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and
    ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language.
    Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama. Barack Hussein Obama is not half
    black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not
    the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from
    his mother’s side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his
    father’s side. While Barack Hussein Obama’s father was from Kenya, his
    father’s family was mainly Arabs.. Barack Hussein Obama’s father was
    only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father’s birth certificate
    even states he’s Arab, not African Negro). From….and for more….go
    to…..

    7.) I Never Practiced Islam – NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at
    school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31
    years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
    4-3-08 Article “Obama was ‘quite religious in islam’” >;

    8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian – NOT EXACTLY, you were
    registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for
    making faces (check your own book). February 28, 2008. Kristoff from the
    New York Times a year ago: Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the
    Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a
    remark that seemed delightfully 0D uncalculated (it’ll give Alabama
    voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as “one of
    the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.” This is just one example of
    what Pamela is talking about when she says “Obama’s narrative is being
    altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts.”

    9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian – NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you
    could speak the language.

    10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience – NOT
    EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn’t even
    speak the language. What did you learn, ……. how to study the Koran
    and watch cartoons.

    11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs – NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa
    (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been
    anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest
    allies.

    12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion – NOT EXACTLY, you
    were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya
    and no mention of struggle to identify – your classmates said you were
    just fine.

    13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office – NOT EXACTLY, Ebony
    has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and
    never did, exist.

    14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life – NOT EXACTLY,
    Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t,=2
    0 and never did, exist.

    15.) I Won’t Run On A National Ticket In ’08 – NOT EXACTLY, here you
    are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough
    experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

    16.) Voting “Present” is Common In Illinois Senate – NOT EXACTLY, they
    are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

    17.) Oops, I Misvoted – NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups
    and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

    18.) I Was A Professor Of Law – NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer
    ON LEAVE.

    19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer – NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior
    lecturer ON LEAVE.

    20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill – NOT EXACTLY, you didn’t
    write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

    21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass – NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14
    days from start to finish.

    22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill – NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected
    by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation – mainly
    because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

    23.) I Have Released My State Records – NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008,
    state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing
    all the special interests pork hidden within.

    24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess – NOT EXACTLY, you were
    part of a large group=2 0of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You
    failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

    25.) M y Economics Bill Will Help America – NOT EXACTLY, your 111
    economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0,
    and even YOU voted against your own bill.

    26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois – NOT EXACTLY, even your own
    supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

    27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year – NOT EXACTLY, they were
    not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a
    fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

    28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA – NOT EXACTLY,
    the Candian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation
    your campaign had with them.

    29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism – NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran
    Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports
    the destruction off Israel.

    30.) I Want All Votes To Count – NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates
    decide.

    31.) I Want Americans To Decide – NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that
    limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only
    operate during small windows of time.

    32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate – NOT EXACTLY, you passed
    26, most of which you didn’t write yourself.

    33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics – NOT EXACTLY,
    you used tactics
    to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

    34.) I Don’t Take PAC Money – NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.

    35.) I don’t Have Lobbysists – NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists,
    and counting.

    36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad – NOT EXACTLY, your
    own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

    37.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq – NOT EXACTLY, you weren’t in
    office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single
    time.

    38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care – NOT EXACTLY, your
    plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don’t have to b uy it.

    Carol Kalwa
    (304) 838-6652
    “Qui non intelligit aut discat aut taceat”
    Who does not understand should either learn, or be silent.

    Just today Fox News stated that Barack Obama had made the
    statement, in a speech, that his uncle had help liberate the Jews from
    Auswitch Concentration Camp at the end of WWII. NOT EXACTLY: Obama does
    not have an uncle, as his mother, who is white, had no brothers. His
    father’s people are not Americans. And Auswitch Concentration Camp was
    liberated by the Russians, not the Americans, as Auschwitz is in Poland
    and American troops were never there. (This hasn’t been carried in the
    general media which is overlooking Obama’s “misstatements.”)

  • DeaninMI

    If you liked this video, you can find others by hillacrat on youtube.

    Thanks, hillacrat, for devoting so much time to the cause.

  • http://www.greensunshine.net jadwiga

    You can put a PUMA sticker next to Hillary’s. Nobody will think that you just didn’t take down that sticker!!!
    Here you can find the PUMA emblem: http://blog.pumapac.org/2008/06/13/puma-pac-gear-now-available/

  • shryani
  • TeaMug

    ha ha. just read what you wrote normita..I had a mouth full of lemon chicken, nearly went over my laptop!!

    I think this video should get an Oscar

  • shryani

    Hillary Wants to Keep Money for 2012

    Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:26 AM

    By: Newsmax Staff Article Font Size

    Hillary Clinton’s suspended campaign is sending out letters to donors asking to rollover a $2,300 contribution to her 2008 general election to her 2012 senate election fund — instead of accepting a refund, according to a report in the New York Observer.

    The letter reportedly states in part: “Dear friend, your commitment has meant so much to me over the course of my presidential campaign. You were there for me when I needed you the most and I’ll never forget it. I hope you’ll help me continue to fight for the issues and causes we believe in by filling out the enclosed form in support of Friends of Hillary.”

    The accompanying form spells out: “I hereby verify that my 2008 general election contribution may be designated to the 2012 Senate election. I designate the entire amount to the 2012 primary election. However if I have already contributed to the 2012 primary, I designate any amount in excess of $2,300 to the 2012 general election.”

    “If we do not hear back from you by August 28 2008 we will automatically refund your contribution.”

  • C.S.

    After the 2000 election some friends and I were discussing why nothing was done when it was so obvious what had happened in the Supreme Court, in Florida, Missouri and so many other states. At that time I said it would take a catalyst event to propel the People into action after the shock disappeared. Eight years really isn’t a long time when you realize the time that had lapsed before the revolutions of Russia, France and, yes, the United states finally began.

    A civilized People gives chance after chance to those with the power to undo the mistakes but eventually, that catalyst event will propel them into action. That event took place during the 2008 primaries and the People realized that to change what had happened, they had to act – and act they have.

    The unfair and biased treatment against Senator Clinton and the favorable and fawning treatment of Barack Obama is that catalyst.

    This election has shown the political bureaucrats that they have awakened a mighty force that they can not control or stop. IF a majority of the People are determined that Senator Hillary Clinton WILL be their leader, the political might of the Democratic party can not stop them even though threats of violence from Obama disciples have cowed party resistance.

    “If I am not for myself, then who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, then what am I? And if not now, when?” –Rabbi Hillel

  • TeaMug

    As far as I am concerned Hillary has only suspended.

    Maybe Hillary has paid the debt and this is left over money??

  • normita

    If it is any consolation, I was drinking coffee when I opened the movie and started choking because I was laughing so hard.

  • Thinker

    I love it!!

  • justsomeone

    treadin’ dangerously close to a copyright violation, but since it’s Dem on Dem maybe you’ll get lucky

  • http://deleted AnninCa

    You are a minority. People were shocked by the caucuses in many areas.

    It will hurt Obama in the long run. The people who were shut out aren’t going to forget.

  • Christy

    I loved the movie! Thanks

  • Dawnelle

    YAY I came back and NO Quarter had it UP!

    YAY LadyNY thanks! Great Video!

  • Dawnelle

    We’ve not hat the FIRST political phone call. I’ve only received ONE political “snail” mail (from Obama) right after she gave up her phone list to him.

    I just tore it up.

    I guess they’re not gonna bother with NC.
    PUMAs rule up here in the Mountains! ;-)

  • PhxNickD

    I loved Lord of the Rings and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lord of the Democrats

  • yttik

    Fun video, thank you. Very creative.

  • i am your commander in chief

    good work

  • pasmalltowngirl

    Great video, I loved Lord of the Rings and I absolutely love this one. Of all the video’s I have viewed, this is my favorite.

    PUMA
    JUST SAY NO DEAL

  • Obama gave me Tourettes

    You were not where I was. You did not see what I saw…militant, angry, nasty intimidation. Very carefully orchestrated.

  • Northwest rain

    You are an idiot.

    Now go away.

    The caucuses were gamed by Obama and his Orc thugs.

    I will never ever forgive you creeps for what you are trying to do — steal an election.

    Anyone who follows Obama is a cult member and is seriously mentally ILL — as in nuts, crazy.

  • nancysabet

    fantastic!

  • nancysabet

    Let’s stay on the subject. These Obambies come here and through some crap and pull us from meaningful, on the topic discussion. Please ignore them, they are paid for this anyway.

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