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Obama Will Have “527s”, but we need laughs. . . Quibbles and Bits 7/18

1) DNC is setting up some kind of “independent operation” to help Obama. Watch yet another Obama position fall – his dislike of the 527. See the WaPo.

The Democratic National Committee plans to target Republican John McCain and help Democrat Barack Obama with an independent ad campaign run by veteran Democratic strategist Jonathan Prince, Democrats familiar with the decision said Thursday.

By law, the effort would be prohibited from coordinating with either Obama’s presidential campaign or with the DNC. The ads would be financed with party money, however.
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One Democratic operative familiar with the DNC’s decision said the party planned to match or exceed the $118 million spent in an independent expenditure effort in the 2004 presidential contest.

So, here’s what it looks like. Obama tells people not to contribute to 527s and to send the money to his campaign or the DNC instead. He doesn’t like 527s and thinks they have “no place” in campaigns. But it was not that he didn’t like what the 527s could do – HE JUST WANTS MORE CONTROL OVER THE MESSAGE.

Read the rest ->

If these groups are also prohibited from coordinating with the campaign, what makes them any different from “classic” 527s? Nothing, except how they are run, where the money comes from and who is running them. I have absolutely NO DOUBT that messages coming from these “independent groups” will be the exact same as any 527.

I don’t think anyone with a brain had any doubt Obama would make use these type of groups despite his rhetoric to the contrary. What I find breathtaking is how he has somehow gathered these forces to himself.

Bears watching, IMHO.

2) If you are interested, the NYT has a piece on Obama’s foreign policy team. It looks like they’d have to meet in an auditorium. But since foreign policy is not the ONLY thing on Obama’s plate, it is instructive to see how such a large “advisory force” works. Apparently, most of these folks work together in sub-committees or smaller teams and email their “paragraphs” to Obama.

Out in the netherworld of the 300, advisers often say they are unclear about what happens to all the policy paragraphs they churn out on request. “It’s all mysterious what we send him and what gets to him,” said Michael A. McFaul, a Russia scholar at Stanford University who leads the Russia and Eurasia team for the Obama campaign.

Despite the apparent need for such a large group of advisors on foreign policy, the campaign maintains Obama is knowledgeable.

Unlike George W. Bush, who entered the presidential race in 2000 with scant exposure to national security issues, Mr. Obama has served since his election to the Senate in 2004 on the Foreign Relations Committee and has had a running tutorial from aides steeped in the issues. His campaign says that he is well prepared and that he often alters and expands on the talking points provided to him by his foreign policy advisers.

The article includes lots of names and more detail. It looks to me like the campaign is trying to plumb all opportunities for help on foreign policy all the while saying Obama doesn’t really need it. Sounds familiar. Hey, if Obama can claim living in Indonesia with an internationally oriented parent constitutes a foreign policy pedigree, GWB could have more easily claimed the same. He worked with his dad, after all.

Commentary magazine had an interesting take on “the 300.”

Barack Obama has 300 advisors on foreign policy. What?? That includes the Winnie-the Pooh fellow and 299 other “experts” who, we are led to believe, didn’t catch Obama’s “syntax” error on “undivided Jerusalem.” Did not one of the 300 know about the history of presidential summitry? And none of them thought it might have saved a heap of trouble for Obama if once during his primary campaign he had a briefing with General Petraeus or trip to Iraq?

One of several things is going on. One possibility: this unwieldy and bloated operation is utterly ineffective and doesn’t prevent or catch errors. There are lots of them, but they aren’t very good, even according to other Democrats. Or: they are there for window dressing to provide the patina of national security expertise when, in fact, the major foreign policy objectives are really driven by domestic ideology (e.g. we can’t admit Iraq has anything to do with Al Qaeda or the netroot will go nuts).

The article finishes by saying hopefully this “300″ is not a foretaste of how an Obama administration will function.

3) Here is something probably not noticed but very interesting. Delmarvanow has a piece on Obama meeting with heavy industry CEOs in DC.

Sen. Barack Obama has been meeting secretly with heavy industry CEOs in Washington to discuss issues that he would face as president.

On the campaign trail, Obama has been highly critical of corporate executives and promised them nothing but tougher regulation and higher taxes. But the unannounced, small evening sessions with them since he clinched the Democratic nomination have been nonconfrontational and cordial.

Obama scheduled the meetings without any hopes of winning the captains of industry over from Sen. John McCain, but to show them they would be able to do business with him in the White House and that the president’s door would be open to the corporate leaders. Their consensus was that he has largely succeeded in that purpose.

4) The Weekly Standard has a new feature: Obama Ignorance Watch. The picture is pretty great. I hope they have enough server space.

5) Today, Ben Smith at Politico says Max Cleland, a triple amputee veteran and former US Senator from GA who was unseated by Republican Saxby Chambliss on the charge of being insufficiently concerned with national security (I am not making this up), was DISINVITED from an Obama campaign appearance.

. . . Cleland told others he was unpleasantly surprised when, after an invitation to the event for Obama — whom he supports — he was told at the last minute by an Obama aide that he wouldn’t be welcome.

Why would this be? Well, Cleland is a registered lobbyist, so, no appearances with the taintless one. But on whose behalf does Cleland lobby that he is too dangerous to appear with?

Cleland is registered to lobby for a company whose products are aimed at helping soldiers recover more quickly from battlefield industries, Tissue Regeneration Technologies.

“Sen. Cleland is definitely not doing lobbying work. He gives speeches and campaigns for a few friends, but mostly he’s spending his time taking care of his father,” said Cleland advisor John Marshall, who said that Tissue Regeneration Technologies was the only company on whose behalf he lobbies.

When asked about this, the Obama campaign did the feeble:

Obama spokesman Bill Burton also declined to comment on Cleland’s exclusion from the Atlanta fundraiser.

“Sen. Obama has nothing but respect for Sen. Cleland’s service to our country and appreciates his support,” he said.

Wow. Senator Obama “appreciates” Cleland, but won’t appear with him due to his unsavory connection with a company that helps wounded vets. Wow. You can’t make this stuff up. Seriously. Well, thank god Obama avoided that tricky, sticky lobbyist situation. Good to know he draws no distinctions whatsoever when dealing with people. Except for preachers, priests and domestic terrorists.

Cannot trust those lobbyists.

6) The NYT weighs in on the New Yorker cover sniping. The piece begins with:

That Old Lady in Dubuque Is Smarter Than You Think

and ends with:

With The New Yorker, some of the sensitivity undoubtedly has to do with Mr. Obama’s being black — half black, anyway. Concerns about possible accusations of racism have plainly caused some comics to tiptoe carefully.

Mr. Thompson candidly acknowledged that race may help explain why he felt insulted. “Part of it might have been that I’m an African-American, and I responded that way,” he said.

Perhaps, then, the answer is for satirists to joke only about the half of Mr. Obama that is white.

Hold on. Was that something we shouldn’t have said?

Yeah. That’s right. Let’s work on the white half of Obama. We CAN make fun of that. Comedians, let’s get crackin’ on the half-cracker!!!

7) Lastly, since comedians are having a simply terrible time commenting on BO, Joel Stein is here to help with a few suggestions.

I believe comedic change is possible. Since the New Yorker dropped a bum joke on its cover this week, comedians have appeared on every news outlet to whine about how hard it is to make fun of Barack Obama. Really? They have an arsenal of jokes to use against a 71-year-old ex-POW cancer survivor and Obama is too touchy a subject?

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He’s ridiculously earnest. Obama is the kind of guy who not only talked you into showing up for Hands Across America but afterward insisted that it was awesome.
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When I called “Simpsons” writer Matt Selman for help on Obama jokes, he came up with this: “A lot of people are worried about Obama being assassinated because he’s black. The solution to that is a much blacker vice president. I’m thinking Flavor Flav.” Admittedly, Selman nervously said, “Don’t make me look racist!” about 20 times before and after telling me his joke.
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He’s effete. He’s well-dressed. He eats arugula — which he buys at Whole Foods. He mocks those who use guns. He is, as we mentioned, quite thin. He may only be half-black, but he’s three-quarters gay.
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He called his own grandmother a racist. We all have racist grandmothers, but we don’t brag about it to everyone. I like to imagine that his granny wasn’t that bad and that Obama was just super-sensitive. Like she would tell him it was bedtime and he’d yell, “Oh, I have to go to bed because I’m black!” Or she’d tell him to clean up his room and he’d start yelling, “Oh, clean my room, huh? My people stopped obeying the white woman 100 years ago, Grammy!” Then they’d both laugh and she’d whip him.

What do you think? A good start????

  • BytheBeardofZeus

    Poor Meeechelle, staying home can’t make voters forget.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbeeduEjGRA

  • simanov

    What idiot needs 300 advisers on foreign policy? How does it work? How do you listen to 300 opinions. Are we supposed to feel better about him and excuse the fact that he doesn’t have any experience, doesn’t posses any world knowledge?
    He is surrounded by a bunch of hacks, some of whom are responsible for the mess we’re in with Islamic terrorism. Everything with Obama is a show.

  • simanov

    They do not want to take the chance that by traveling to Arab countries she might have to wear a head scarf and get photographed.

  • YoMammaDon’tLikeObama

    Note the emphasis on taking a tougher stance on Africa in the article below regarding the 300 advisors. Cousin Obama may help Cousin Odinga get in power.

    Out of Iraq and into Africa!

    http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/18/america/18advisers.php

  • avwrobel

    AAAAAUUUUURRGGHHH! I’m tired of thinking about this jackass!! It is going to be so easy for McCain to beat Obambi I think we should set up the tar-and-feather party on the Capitol steps the day after the election. Oh dear, that wasn’t racist was it?!?! NO, because I’m talking about the entire DNC leadership!

  • onlylewis

    he is just a typical chicago politician. Why is the comedy world having trouble with jokes using him?
    My answer would be becuase they are fully in his court or they are scared of being called racist. Which is a croc of _ _ _ _. As comedians they can hit womem, children and white men but no bho.
    And what is it with all the old man jokes. What ever happen to wisdom and respect being gained with age. I guess the elite of the US have no respect for experience. That’s why they support bho.

  • Mary

    What do Osama and Obama have in common?
    Answer: They both have friends who bombed the pentagon.

  • Osama-boma.
  • Osama-boma.
  • Diana

    That’s amazing they’re going to spend 117 million with 4 million in the bank. Must be that new kind of math. The next Democratic nominee will have to just get over it. They’ll be broke for years and years. Unless of course they’re going with the Anti-Christ theory and figure they don’t have to worry about it, there won’t be another president. Maybe that’s what Obama is talking about with his security plan. He’s planning on bringing in Communism and he shall remain in office for the rest of his life. Darn the bad luck and that Supreme Court ruling. Not to Obama: It will never happen. Or if we’re still going with the Anti-Christ theory the real Jesus appears.

  • Mike S

    You kids are too funny. Trust me, the swift boaters knew what they were doing. You sad fucks aren’t even close.

    Usefull idiots is all you are.

  • HARP

    300…Thats more than 1 for every country.

    The United States’ State Department recognizes 194 independent countries around the world. Their list of 194 countries reflects the political agenda of the United States of America and its allies. Missing from the State Department’s list is one entity that may or may not be considered a country, depending on who you talk to.

    The One Outsider

    Taiwan meets the requirements of independent country or state status. However, due to political reasons, it fails to be recognized by the international community as independent. Nonetheless, it should be considered as independent.

    Taiwan was actually a member of the United Nations (and even the Security Council) until 1971, when mainland China replaced Taiwan in the organization. Taiwan continues to press for full recognition by other countries, to become “part of the club” and fully recognized worldwide but China claims that Taiwan is simply a province of China.

  • candymarl

    If you make fun of the Anointed One ( forget voting we don’t need that anymore)you are guilty of heresy. Hence the lack of jokes.

  • candymarl

    Dear Mike,

    Some of us have actually worked for the federal government and know how it works. I mean beyond the hoo-hah of elections.

    Some of us have even dodged bullets so you didn’t have to. But we’re sad jokes.

    The military, both active and retired, are so screwed.

  • wodiej

    that was funny! get crackin’ on the half cracker…LOL

  • Osama-boma.

    Your the one drinkin the KOOL-AIDE!

    Too bad you missed the hale-boop!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_eE21r8r4

  • pew

    Your right, and thats really scary, I can’t believe Some Americans are so crazy for this guy.Wasn’t there a message from usoma after 911, next attack would be from an insider. Hope people wake up soon.

    Clinton is a safer bet,or Mccain

  • onlylewis

    Hey, I’m not real good with jokes. So why don’t all of you guys see how many you can send in about obama. Send them in ASAP. I can’t wait to read them. Then maybe we should help the poor joke writers by sending them to them for thier comedians.

  • pew

    Sounds like someone wants to do Osama and Obama in.lol I just found this one. TOOOOOO funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PESbFi__Sk&feature=related

  • Diana

    As I said earlier Mike, please Mike tell us this isn’t the first election your witnessing.

    Republicans in the election with Gore, with Kerry were running in panic mode. Begging for donations. My husband got calls every other day. This election they’re sitting back smoking their cigars. Saying, want to donate we’ll give you a cute stuffed elephant. He hasn’t gotten one phone call and only one letter asking for a donation.

    The Republicans are the ones that released the Rev. Wright tapes. They never release the big guns till late Sept/early Oct. Seems to me if they’ve already released the Wright tapes and we saw how much damage that did, and it did a lot. That was nothing to them. It was child’s play. Imagine what is to come in Sept/Oct. This is the way they’ve always played the game and the fact that they’re just kicked back and smoking cigars should worry you; it should worry you a lot. In fact I think I’ll go and buy me a cigar to enjoy when the real fireworks begin. It must be a doozy that they’re so relaxed.

  • Seattle Moss

    Just so Obamabots know

    I think Michael Steele is a class act and has the practical judgment and economic understanding to be a great Republican vice president.

    Obama on the other hand has none of those qualities!

  • Osama-boma.
  • Mike S

    Yes, you are sad jokes. Trust me jaclass. I know plenty of military folks and sad fucks like you give them a bad name.

    You are the same as the swift boaters. As a matter of fact I wouldn’t be surprised if a vast number of you idiots were with them last time around.

  • Mike S

    Oh sweety, it’s spelled you‘re.

  • bart

    Jaclass.

    Your anger is getting in the way of your middle finger, dude. None of the USMC I know are voting for BO. . . and all are active.

  • Mike S

    Of course not, little one. And they don’t have to work because the usefull idiots like you are working for them.

    And in case you missed it the rev wright crap has had a negligable effect. Unlike the fools here the rest of the American people are seeing past that kind of crap.

    Look, I know it hurts to have your candidate lose. But most people are grown up enough to get past it. Then there are the little children who will take their ball and go home.

  • bart

    Honeycakes, you missed your “k”.

  • imustprotest

    Mike S time for your anger management class! I hear you are the top student and got a sticker last week for your good behavior, congrats!

  • candymarl

    Actually I’m honorably retired and have the DD-214
    to prove it.

    People like you make us Vets sick. These are the let’s anoint a leader, everybody shut-up, Democracy is so old-fashioned and just follow the leader (non-elected of course) people we put on the uniform to keep out of power.

    I’ll be sure to inform my fellow Vets, with proof attached of course, how you Obama supporters really see us.

  • Diana
  • bart

    Yawn. Young man, better bots than you have been here. The whole sour grapes, get-over-it, racist stuff is sooooooo tired.

    Your guy has internal opposition – get over it.

  • Mike S

    None of the Republicans you know are voting for Obama? Golly, imagine that?

    But guess what foolish one? Look into the donations for Obama. Plenty of military folk are donating to him. They just happen to be smarter than the ones you know.

    That too is not surprising in the least.

  • catherine

    We know it hurts that your joke of a candidate will never be POTUS no matter how much you Obots harass, threaten, insult, hack, etc.

    The country is waking up to the fraud that is Obama and there’s nothing you can do to change that.

  • ginaswo still says no Uhhbama

    see you KNOW some but you ARENT one so stfu, mkay?

    have a better day!!

  • http://commonsensegram.wordpress.com ProudMilitaryMom

    Some New York politicians lost no time joining the umbrage brigade. A group of elected officials called a news conference outside The New Yorker’s office in Times Square to denounce the cover. At a separate news conference on a different issue, the city comptroller, William C. Thompson Jr., was asked about the illustration. He said he was “insulted.”

    And just where the hell where all these politicians when a major TV newscaster called for a super to take her into a room and only ‘he’ come out? Where were they on the Hillary nut-cracker? On the daily misogynist beatings the MSM was doling out?

    Losers- every last one of them!

  • Diana

    Mike please, we keep telling you but you refuse to grasp the fact this isn’t just about Hillary anymore. Yes we want Hillary at the top of that ticket. We would be telling out and out lies if we said we didn’t. But this is moreso about Democracy now. If it were just about Hillary why is it do you think a lot of us still will not vote for Obama if Hillary is the VP? We love her, but it’s country and the rights within that country that so many have given their lives for before that party.

    Now quit calling us names. We still have to live amongst each other no matter who wins. You wouldn’t want to harm our friendship would you?

  • Mike S

    Ih sweety, it’s you that doesn’t seem to get the way our system works. You see we have these things called “primaries” where candidates run for their party’s nomination. Then a winner is selected to run against the other party’s nominee. They aren’t annointed. If they were then it would have been Hillary because everyone thought she would win.

    But she didn’t. Now I would have been just as happy with her as I am with Obama. I think they are both great people in their own way. And either would make a great President.

    So tell your vet friends anything you want. But make sure you explain why you are so pissed off. It’s because you are too much of a childish punk to accept that your annointed one wasn’t the choice of the majority of the party.

    And I don’t care whether you like me or not. I respect and have the respect of plenty of active and retired military people. And if any of them saw what a whinely little punk you are they would be embarrassed.

  • Lou
  • bart

    Ah. An ad hominem attack. Original – and proof you’ve got nothing.

    Buh bye.

  • candymarl

    Those videos depict some seriously creepy behavior.

  • Lou

    Scroll to the bottom to see the latest pastor manning videos.

  • simanov

    Here is a joke for you: Obama

  • http://tinyurl.com/53yul8 doctorate

    Friday, July 18, 2008

    Obama Donor Base Shrivels, Campaign Blows $35 Million, Obama Bloggers Reporting False Numbers

    http://tinyurl.com/6d73d8

    politicallydrunk.blogspot.com

  • fif

    You must be a poet. Such a great contributor to the human race you are. Yuck. I’d hate to be inside your foul head all day long.

  • simanov

    Well Kerry was a lier and a traitor, got what he deserved.

  • hank48188

    You must be a Moron Mike, I live in the BANANA REPUBLIC of MICHIGAN, please don’t tell me about having a honest Primary, Obama REMOVED his name from the Michigan Ballot but still got 45% of the delegates without getting 1 vote. That is not democracy. I have voted for DEMS for 40 years but never again.

  • fif

    They are all sheep–nothing more. Not an original idea or ounce of courage in the lot of them. Baaaaaa…..

  • fif

    “Mr. Obama has served since his election to the Senate in 2004 on the Foreign Relations Committee and has had a running tutorial from aides steeped in the issues.”

    Oh, I feel so much safer now. Junior has had extra “tutorials.” Is this really happening? Are people bowing and scraping for this absolute arrogant novice?

    How can one candidate and his supporters be so utterly incompetent and offensive that he turns life-long Dems into people praying for a McCain presidency?

  • candymarl

    I’m not talking about primaries. Like a Bush-bot you’re changing the subject.

    You’re disparaging Vets. Vets are former active duty military.

    You despise us. World traveled and far from naive. I’ve probably been to more countries than Obama has.

    That’s why intend to vote the way I will this fall.

    As I said you, and your ilk, despise veterans and military folks.

    I won’t forget that and will sure to spread the word among my fellow veterans.

    We will remember in November.

  • candymarl

    That’s “will be sure”.

  • hank48188

    I was watching the republicans do the very same thing when people decided they liked Bush because of his name. Bush was the least skilled and prepared of all the Republicans but he got the nomination anyway. Now you have Dean and Brazile doing the same thing, I guess they saw it work once…

  • bart

    Yeah. In many ways this campaign feels like a repeat of the 2000 one.

    Uniter, not divider.
    Bring honor back to the WH.
    Controlling who attends “rallys.”
    Etc. etc.

    Dems learned the lesson well.

  • yttik

    Unbelievable isn’t it?

  • CheatedFLVoter

    That definitely explains the flip-flops. He forgets whose advice he took.

  • HARP

    “Then a winner is selected to run against the other party’s nominee.”….do you see a problem there young fella. This is America. We don`t SELECT a winner,we ELECT one.

  • CheatedFLVoter

    Good one!

  • http://www.anvp.wordpress.com soldier4hillary

    always

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    Maybe they will do another video of two kids having sex and her shrieking and running when she sees a McCain poster. Look Ma! I’m nekkid in an Ohhhhhhh Baaaaaaaah Maaaaaaaa commercial. I only screw democrats. Cool huh?

  • onlylewis

    now that is a good one!!!!!!

  • Matilda

    now that one is funny

    >He called his own grandmother a racist. We all have racist grandmothers, but we don’t brag about it to everyone. I like to imagine that his granny wasn’t that bad and that Obama was just super-sensitive. Like she would tell him it was bedtime and he’d yell, “Oh, I have to go to bed because I’m black!” Or she’d tell him to clean up his room and he’d start yelling, “Oh, clean my room, huh? My people stopped obeying the white woman 100 years ago, Grammy!” Then they’d both laugh and she’d whip him.

  • Chicago Joe

    Bush’s utter incompetence and complete failure has lowered the bar to the point that people think that change of any kind is preferable.

  • http://hotair.com/archives/2008/06/02/michelle-obama-dont-trust-bloggers-because-people-lie/ Kelly

    I think Mike lost. Sadly, he did not get the memo that insults are not in keeping with unity. Notice how he baits with gender cracks? It’s cute. We should all be nicer since he is still in training.

    Mike will feel good about himself after he has told us a thing or two then he will go stomp on bunnies help his mom with dinner.

  • imustprotest

    Your right, except it should really be the opposite. Now more than ever is the time for THE most capable leader.

  • http://www.http://unityindiversity-spiritedpolitics.blogspot.com jmk

    Frankly I think the team of 300 advisers is only the tip of the iceberg. CNN already did a special show with a poll to find out which breed of dog Americans think is best suited to the White House – since bozo said he’ll get a dog once he takes up residency there.

    The next step is probably an ongoing daily MSM poll on issues- with results synopzised, encapsulated, simplified and demographically dissected for direct internet reporting to the Oval Office.

  • Dawnelle

    :-0

    I just can’t read any further than the ARGHHHHHHHHh BS about uninviting CLELAND for his lobbying for VETS????

    OMFG! but I tell you I’ve MET and shook Max’s hand and I am verrrrrrry glad he was dissss-invited. MAX YOU DON’T NEED TO WASTE YOUR GOOD SELF ON THAT CAMPAIGN!!! You don’t owe Kerry anything any longer. You were a great advocate for him at one time and your debt should be paid by now.

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    You know plenty of military folks? Oh, fuck me running, you are an ass. You do not. We don’t talk to outsiders unless it’s in a forum like this. What I find interesting is I heard the same BS insults from a Bush supporter when we talked about Iraq. He “knew a lot of military folks” too. Pudknocker.

  • chezmadame

    I know how hard it is to be patient with rude and odious children, especially those whose parents spawned before before Waffles gave them a lecture on good parenting. Not all parents have the type of judgement it takes to to know that pimping out offspring to Access Hollywood is acceptable if it might jump start those lousy poll numbers. (“Pimping out” is a journalistic term that I learned on MSNBC.)

    Fellow Quarterians, ignore the trolls like the pesty squirts that they are. Pity them; they get neither pay nor progressive principles from their leader. They get bored quickly and soon leave when they’re not the center of attention. Give them no quarter.

    Isn’t it cute that the bots throw their tantrums and “run away from home” whenever Waffles is tanking? No wonder they’re here so much lately.

    Rasmussen (of all people) has Obama up by one itty bitty point tonight.

    So does Gallup.

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    Hey Mike, care to go to a local Vet Hall with me? Let’s see how well respected your flabby ass is? You limp wristed little wanker.

  • Dawnelle

    gawd how beyond embarrassing that BARRY needs MORE HELPERS than the OLD Shrub My Pet Goat guy!

    That is really sad.

    WHO would have thought??????

    OHHHHHHh man!! it’s creeping me out!

  • AX10

    Bush never got this kind of a** kissing
    in 2000. Even Bush had to contend with being
    the punch line of nearly every joke told.
    Obama is treated as a “saint”.

  • ginaswo still says no Uhhbama

    ginaswo // July 18, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    gquest

    Team Uhhbama in the situation room faces a challenge from a dictator armed with nukes:

    Uhhbama: Okay, Susan, put me back on with him.

    Susan Rice: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, Barack. You are back with him.

    Dictator: Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander!

    Uhhbama: [to Susan Rice] I gave you the “kill” gesture.

    Susan Rice: No, you gave me the “we’re dead” sign. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the “hold” button is.

    Tony Lake: [looking at sensor display] Hey, guys? Th-there’s a red thingy… moving toward the green thingy.

    Uhhbama: What?

    Tony Lake: Red thingy. Moving toward the green thingy. I think… we’re the green thingy.

  • jbjd

    Good one.

  • Dawnelle

    HA love Manning

  • Karma

    Obama is at it again.

    First he tells Europe they will have to step up. Which frankly isn’t his choice anyway, but that never stopped him.

    Kinda reminding me of the Obama’s dual campaign points of the world wouldn’t think it was ok to continue eating what we want, our SUVs, thermostats, and Michelle saying we wouldn’t be allowed to return to our lives…anyway.

    Then he steals from McCain to tell them how to do it. McCain was making the point about Afhghanistan, NATO troops, and lifting their restrictions in 2006 while there. Which highlights why Obama should have been having meetings in the first place. Couldn’t he have made this case before?

    ~~

    Here is the article…worth the read. Obama’s people, Susan Rice, getting tough with Europe before they get there.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/2307785/No-free-ride-for-Europe%2C-says-top-Barack-Obama-aide.html

    “It means we in the United States will have to do our part; but Europe will have to do its part too. There can be no free riders if this is going to be an effective partnership.

    The Obama campaign has highlighted Afghanistan as a prime example, arguing that Europe should send more troops there and lift restrictions on how they can be used.”

    ~~

    Weird enough the 300 advisors line has made it across the pond too.

    “Along with Tony Lake, Mr Clinton’s first National Security Adviser – the key figure at the right hand of the president who co-ordinates foreign policy – Miss Rice leads a team of some 300 foreign policy advisers.”

    ~~

    Here is the article about McCain making that suggestion in 2006.

    “Several NATO countries with troops in Afghanistan _ including Germany, France, Spain and Italy _ restrict the use of their forces to relatively peaceful areas of the north.

    That, McCain said, makes it “extremely difficult for our NATO commanders to call on them for assistance when needed in combat zones.” ”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/16/AR2006121600309.html

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    Gawd, I loved Galaxy Qwest. “Who ever wrote this episode should DIE!”

  • Bigtime

    Obama is truly a joke just not haha funny. Sinclair has a different opinion.

  • http://confloyd connie floyd

    Please, the A.S.P.C.A should complain if they force Obama to get a dog just for the WhiteHouse pics, I mean as a dog lover, spare the dog. We already have too many dogs that no one cares about. For pete’s sake, if he doesn’t like dogs, they probably don’t like him either. Its not mandatory that a new dog comes in the White House every 8 years! If he doesn’t have one now and never has had one, he obviously isn’t a dog person. Can you imagine Meechel with a dog, gimme a break!

  • http://confloyd connie floyd

    Yeah, and Miss Nancy goes first!

  • http://mccaindemocrats.wordpress.com/ 30yrdem-not any more

    It is sad what they did to Max, I read about those 300, crazy isn’t it? Of course he will find a way to control the (not) 527′s..(Chicago style remember always)

    I love the jokes at the end…ready for those white half jokes..

    Why in the world would they stop Max from coming? That bothers me…really bothers me..well I don’t know why, I know what a jerk he(obama) is…

  • Dawnelle

    well if that’s true than WOE BETIDE HIS VP CHOICE

    doesn’t that make him or her the next Cheney?

  • Dawnelle

    Galaxy Qwest with Tim and Sigourney?
    that was the BEST BEST BEST spoof comedy I’ve seen EVER!!

    tied with Army of Darkness
    “oh that’s gotta hurt”

  • Diana

    I was thinking with this trip that his numbers would go up by at least 5 points. 1 point? I’m waiting to see what happens when he announces his VP and then John announces his. Then I’ll really start paying attention to the polls.

  • Dawnelle

    that 2nd utube of manning was the FUNNIEST one I’ve seen yet.

    My MOm and I were ROFLOL at the ending. He is NOT going to be “b i t c h slapped” he warned!

    as we ROFLOL

    the mack daddy line just tickles my Mom every time she hears it. She can’t imagine anyone being allowed to talk like that (and get away with it)

  • HARP

    He thinks he can tell the whole world what to do.

  • Dawnelle

    Manning?

    he says he was right about the million man march

    he was right about Bill C

    and he’s right about this long legged mack daddy!

    lmao!

  • Beth

    Behold the Barack Obama platitude generator!

    http://www.buttafly.com/content/obama-quote-1.php

    hahahaha

  • Dawnelle

    good point Connie! and HEY!

  • Dawnelle

    November
    Oscar
    Bravo
    Alpha
    Mic
    Alpha

    RISE HILLARY RISE!

  • sfhillary

    I gotta tell you, you are waaaay wrong about that. The political professionals understand that, yes, November is a long way away, but the odds of Obama becoming president are quite high. Let’s go to the stats, shall we?

    Iowa Electronic Market:

    http://iemweb.biz.uiowa.edu/quotes/Pres08_quotes.html

    The IEM (probably the best mass-market predictor of future elections in existence) currently gives Obama a 64% chance of beating McCain.

    Intrade, another real-money, mass-market exchange:

    http://www.intrade.com/

    Obama 65%.

    These numbers aren’t accidents. Nor are they written in stone. But the professionals give Obama a 2-1 edge in likelihood, which is what I’ve been saying here for weeks and weeks.

    Sorry PUMAs. Keep poring over that birth certificate, maybe you can change history!

    lol

  • sfhillary

    The sad thing about this pathetic statement is that you consider the minor anomolies of the primary season more important abrogations of democracy than all the infringements of the Constitution in the war on terror. Anyone who really, honestly thinks that after all this time is just off in their own orbit.

  • WildChild

    well ever since BOBO voted for Telecom immunity…

  • WildChild

    Aren’t we talking about the future?

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    Keep thinking that Botboy. I don’t know one person that feels comnfortable with Obama as president. They may tell pollsters they do, but once they are alone in that voting booth they will not vote for Barky. He’s a known unknown and he flip flops. The Average Joe understands this. Humans are creatures of habit. If barky had any integrity he might have stood a chance, but by doing anything to win, he made undecideds uneasy. No BO for them.

  • Seattle Moss

    We don’t care about your stinkin polls!

    We’re deciding this election and to tell you the truth we just don’t like your guy..OK!

    Can you get a clue now?

  • sfhillary

    So McCain doesn’t flip-flop? LOL. McCain’s flip-flops are the most overwhelming, almost legendary flip-flops in recent political history. The guy is now against two bills that he himself authored — recently. What a joke. Go vote for him. Have a party.

  • JozefAL

    The real problem about Taiwan is the fact that the country’s leaders continue to use the formal name “Republic of China”. Also, the majority of the country’s people have ZERO formal connection to the mainland, unlike the country’s leaders for the first 45 years . About the time the Berlin Wall finally came down was when NATIVE Taiwanese and Taiwan-born Chinese started coming into positions of power but the country’s formal policy maintains that Taiwan IS a part of the “Republic of China” (which also includes not only the current PRC territory but also Mongolia and other non-Chinese territory adjoining the PRC).

  • Puma-SF

    It’s late but those jokes are so funny. My stomach hurts and my eyes are still watering.

    He may only be half-black, but he’s three-quarters gay.

  • mahaska

    Guess he never heard about too many cooks.

  • mahaska

    There was one of those Sylvia cartoons. You know the older lady?
    It said: growing old in America. Best to do it somewhere else.

  • mahaska

    Good one.

  • mahaska

    I live very close to a military base and town. Guess who isn’t going over big here.

  • Clinton Fan

    The entire Democratic party fucked Cleland, including Kerry and the DNC.

    They didn’t help him as much as they could have or should have when he was viciously and unfairly attacked by that cowardly, sleazy, prissy, wussy, powdered and pampered shrivelled fuckstick that stole his Senate seat from him.

    They just LOVED to use Max when it helped them, to push back those idiotic “Democrats aren’t patriotic and don’t serve in uniform” type lies, but they didn’t rush to have his back when he really could have used some SERIOUS help.

    Bastards. Opportunists.

  • mahaska

    I live in the lets disrupt the caucuses and terrorise older citizens state of Washington. Time for obama to QUIT!!!

  • Clinton Fan

    Advisors certainly don’t improve JUDGMENT. And Obama has poor judgment. He flip flops, he gets facts wrong, he lies, he associates with cretinous people….there’s no end to his failures on that score.

    This bozo says he has judgment to lead, but he doesn’t even have the judgment to keep his KIDS off tee vee–instead, he “pimps them out” to be portrayed as a happy family man.

    He’s an idiot.

  • mahaska

    Too funny, yeah mike, come on down to the lodge and tell us all about bo’s service to America.

  • mahaska

    Yhey don’t call me, but next time tell them to have a bake sale.

  • mahaska

    OH god, you again. fuck

  • mahaska

    I wonder if he beats himself up. the black part beats himself for being white and the white part beats himself for being sort of black.

  • mahaska

    They have drawings of animals and trucks and cars and he learns to sound out the names.

  • mahaska

    Even his mother couldn’t stand him. Shipped him off to gramma. Usually when people are shipped off to live with relative’s there’s a problem going on.

  • Diana

    Minor? You call what happened in the primaries something minor? Silencing Votes. Giving Delegates that weren’t earned. No punishment for 4 other states that violated the rules. Out and out Lies to people telling them the caucus is being held someplace else. Busing in people for the Caucus. MINOR??????? I think not!!

    Let’s see the very things Obama gave you to vote for him he’s flipped on every last one of them. FISA, NAFTA, IRAQ, etc…etc. Yet you say I am out in Orbit? Your still willing to vote for someone that has given you NOTHING.

    HE’S COPIED MCCAIN!!!!!(thank you Karma)
    http://tinyurl.com/6ouj6t
    and here is McCain in 2006. That’s 2006 TWO YEARS AGO.
    http://tinyurl.com/679asm

    He’s now trying to run on Hillary’s Plans. If he has to use Hillary’s plans, he needs to step back and let HER RUN!

    He CHOSE for 20 years to listen to BLACK LIBERATION THEOLOGY, but that wasn’t enough for him. He then subjected his children to the racism and vile. He ran as both NEW PARTY and DEMOCRAT.

    What the hell is wrong with him? He uses everyone’s speeches and ideas. He can’t come up with his own? I’m in oribit? Your so far out in orbit you’ve left the Milky Way. TALK ABOUT BEING PATHETIC! You better check those THREE FINGERS YOU HAVE POINTED BACK YOU. THERE IS ONLY ONE POINTED AT ME.

  • wow

    mcain/bush copied obama on Afghanistan (more brigades), Iraq (time table/horizon) and Iran (diplomatic talks)

  • http://home.comcast.net/~vincep312 VinceP1974

    Obama is following in the footsteps of another University-type know it all thug.. Woodrow Wilson.

    America’s first fascist President (and a Progressive, btw)

    Wilson was the first president to criticize the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

    in a disturbing 1890 essay entitled Leaders of Men, Wilson said that a “true leader” uses the masses of people like “tools.” He writes, “The competent leader of men cares little for the internal niceties of other people’s characters: he cares much–everything–for the external uses to which they may be put…. He supplies the power; others supply only the materials upon which that power operates…. It is the power which dictates, dominates; the materials yield. Men are as clay in the hands of the consummate leader.” So much for the dignity of each person!

    “Woe be to the man or group of men that seeks to stand in our way,” said Wilson in June 1917 to counter protests to the fascist regime that he created upon entering WW I.

    Wilson rejects the Jeffersonian individualism that has defined the Founding and American conservatism: “While we are followers of Jefferson, there is one principle of Jefferson’s which no longer can obtain in the practical politics of America. You know that it was Jefferson who said that the best government is that which does as little governing as possible…. But that time is passed. America is not now and cannot in the future be a place for unrestricted individual enterprise.” Follower of Jefferson? Yeah right!

    Wilson created the first official propaganda department in the US.

    A week after Congress declared war on Germany, Wilson created a government apparatus whose sole purpose was to lie to the American people, the first modern ministry for propaganda in the West. It was called the Committee on Public Information and was led by journalist George Creel.

    Edward Bernays, an adviser to Wilson and participant in CPI operations, characterized the mission of CPI as the “engineering of consent” and “the conscious manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses.”

    Wilson harshly suppressed dissent and resistance among citizens and the press.

    At Wilson’s urging, a Sedition Act (not unlike the Alien and Sedition Acts of 1798 ) forbade Americans from criticizing their own government in a time of war. Citizens could not “utter, print, write or publish any disloyal, profane, scurrilous, or abusive language” about the government or the military. The Postmaster General was given the authority to revoke the mailing privileges of those who disobeyed. About 75 periodicals were were shut down by the government in this way and many others were given warnings.

    In the fashion of a police state, the Department of Justice arrested tens of thousands of individuals without just cause. One was not safe even within the walls of one’s own home to criticize the Wilson administration. A letter to federal attorneys and marshals said that citizens had nothing to fear as long as they “Obey the law; keep your mouth shut.” In fact, the Justice Department created the precursor to the Gestapo called the American Protective League. Its job was to spy on fellow citizens and turn in “seditious” persons or draft dodgers. In September of 1918 in NYC, the APL rounded up about 50,000 people. This doesn’t even include the infamous Palmer Raids (named after Wilson’s attorney general) that occurred after the war.

    In 1915, in his address to Congress, Wilson declared, “The gravest threats against our national peace and safety have been uttered within our own borders. There are citizens of the United States, I blush to admit, born under other flags…who have poured the poison of disloyalty into the very arteries of our national life; who have sought to bring the authority and good name of our Government into contempt, to destroy our industries wherever they thought it effective for their vindictive purposes….”

    All in all it is estimated that about 175,000 Americans were arrested for failing to demonstrate their patriotism in one way or another.

    Wilson took over the US economy completely

    He charged Bernard Baruch with running the War Industries Board, which would endeavor to control all industry in service to the state. It would serve as a precursor to the corporatist policies Mussolini and Hitler.

    Grosvenor Clarkson, a member and later historian of the WIB, would characterize the WIB as follows: “It was an industrial dictatorship without parallel–a dictatorship by force of necessity and common consent which step by step at least encompassed the Nation and united it into a coordinated and mobile whole.” He would also later say that the war was “a story of the conversion of a hundred million combatively individualistic people into a vast cooperative effort in which the good of the unit was sacrificed to the good of the whole.” The government weakened the spirit of the people to resist government tyranny.

    Rationing and price-fixing characterized the wartime command economy. (hmmm, sounds like communism and the Carter administration)

    In sum, Wilson was the first fascist president of the US and first major fascist dictator of the 20th c.

    Wilson took over the US economy, infringed on American civil liberties especially by suppressing dissent, oppressed the “unpatriotic,” and purposefully sought to drag the US into war. This Marxist, totalitarian, jingoistic, and militaristic Democrat president was a fascist. He worshiped the power of the state, and such statolatry is exactly what fascism is.

    I don’t think President George W. Bush is a fascist, but his Wilsonian idealism for spreading democracy should disturb any conservative. America was attacked on 9/11; no such thing happened during Wilson’s presidency. The Patriot Act is no where near as harmful to civil liberties as Wilson’s Sedition Act was, if harmful at all.

    Though the Democratic Party is largely dominated by anti-war people now (even though Soviet communism and radical Islam have been actual threats to national security unlike the Kaiser’s Germany), Wilson’s fascism still remains with the party, especially with regard to economics and expanding the power of the federal government in general whenever possible. This should not be surprising since fascism is a product of the Left, not the Right, side of the political spectrum.

    source

  • Christy

    Oh gross, so BO wants MORE control. His followers love that. “Please take over our lives, show us the way!” He is the great savior Jim Jones, who was just as preachy about hope and change. His followers ate that crap up.

  • Katmoon

    Imagine with me for a moment; Senator Obama goes on a World Tour, has thousands on NON U.S. supporters, whom after being so taken with the Senator decide to donate to his campaign, no knowing it is illegal for a foreign national to do so. What is the safeguard in the contribution process to check for this, specifically when donating online? Whi is checking this and how?

    The following groups and individuals are considered “foreign nationals” and are, therefore, subject to the prohibition:
    • Foreign governments;
    • Foreign political parties;
    • Foreign corporations;
    • Foreign associations;
    • Foreign partnerships;
    • Individuals with foreign citizenship; and
    • Immigrants who do not have a “green card.”
    An immigrant may make a contribution if he or she has a “green card” indicating his or her lawful admittance for permanent residence in the United States.

    The Prohibition
    The Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA) prohibits any foreign national from contributing, donating or spending funds in connection with any federal, state, or local election in the United States, either directly or indirectly. It is also unlawful to help foreign nationals violate that ban or to solicit, receive or accept contributions or donations from them. Persons who knowingly and willfully engage in these activities may be subject to fines and/or imprisonment.

  • MEchelle Hates America!

    Didn’t America’s Mean Queen travel with him for his last round of dress-up in Islam land?

    If not, maybe she can’t get security clearance. Bernadine Dohrn is HER buddy from the law firm too.

    Maybe he prefers cruising without her.

  • MEchelle Hates America!

    300 is a friggin movie!

  • MEchelle Hates America!

    Maybe he was shipped off to be “cured” like his touring Rev. butt buddy.

  • roofingbird

    katmoon- Or how about where he has already received help from the “non-controllable”? $925,000 in one day, as example, (4/17/08 from) the SEIU. Check it out in the FEC “Independent Expenditures “list where they note all the independent money not reported by paper. You can do a search by date or time frame. You want to know why he had so much money in the Ohio and PA races- Others were spending for him.

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