Enlightened Peace
By John Batchelor on December 12, 2009 at 4:30 PM in Current Affairs
The comics make not much of the dreary facts, though the framing of the Russian rocket test as a Christmas Star over Oslo for the coming of Obama is edgy. Jay Leno’s remarks are the most class-based and subversive, citing a “peaceful” economy of joblessness and idleness.
There is a general impression in this mash-up that the comics are intimidated by the facts. The counterfactual is to imagine what this lot of gifted pot-shotters would have made of George W. Bush accepting the peace prize, or even Bill Clinton the same.
The facts of Iraq, now about to become the second grandest oilfield in the Gulf, support a conclusion that the Bush administration freed it of the savagery and sadism of the Anbar province gangs and their cowardly cronies in Damascus and Riyadh. (Al Qaeda in Iraq as the neighborhood Not-So-Smart weapons.)
But that is an argument to be made in the revisionist histories to come.
For now, the praise of POTUS Obama as a peacemaker is trite. That these comics do not directly attack POTUS Obama as a fraudulent award recipient is the measure of their timidity. And when satirists are reluctant to call POTUS Obama the “Queen of Hearts of Afghanistan” (peace prize first, then war, then surrender, then arguments, then diplomacy, then indifference, then entente with the House of Saud), the narrative is blurred, cribbed, out of time, propaganda, discount-rack muzak.
What is there in Afghanistan? POTUS preaching on “Just War.” No one laughed. The piety is thick as dust.
What I have learned about Afghanistan in 2009 does not support POTUS Obama’s assumptions at Oslo of the future.
The comment of “enlightened self-interest” was particularly pompous, self-serving, ahistorical, condescending, vain and fragile. Leopold of Belgium was a grand benefactor in Europe, a prince of peace and generosity to his French-speaking charges. Leopold’s “enlightened self-interest” was to order the Congo River basin enslaved, plundered and depopulated.
POTUS Obama read these lines without discernible humility:
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