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Obama = Violet from “The Incredibles”

No, he’s not a girl. He has a magical force field that keeps evil and harm away. Comments welcome below.

  • http://www.patriotroom.com Bill Dupray

    Michelle Obama: So Smart and Well Educated, “I Could Be Very Competent Putting 70 Percent In”

    She’s so awesome. I was kind of missing ol’ Michelle recently. Thought maybe the campaign recognized she’s a complete loose cannon and stuffed her in a closet somewhere. But alas, the wiley and resourceful Michelle must have figured out how to remove the ball gag and snuck into this interview with People magazine.

    http://patriotroom.com/?p=654

  • http://investigatebarackobama.wordpress.com/puma/ kat in your hat

    Well, I don’t know. I think the “magical force field” might just be his epidermis. Media / critics may fear the racism charge.

  • RepublicanChick

    Obama = Pepé Le Pew

  • Faustina

    “Obama’s poise and discipline allow him to resist whatever bait the press and politicians dangle in front of him.”

    But, but, but, but, but, let’s, let’s, ah, ah, ah er, ah ah get to the point.

    Wikipedia says the author of this BS is a libertarian. Seeing what is before one’s eyes is a problem for many libertarians.

    The magical force field explanation makes much more sense.

  • workingclass artist

    NOBODY IS TEFLON….Teflon Don died in prison didn’t he ? Thanks for the link DC

  • secularhumanizinevoluter

    I donknow, oObamalamadingdongs numbers keep tanking and more and more people are REALLY starting to look at the precious, his lovely, gracious wife and her new found pride in her country along with his mentoring at the feet of such luminaries and patriots as the Rev. NAW,NAW,NAW Wright and that old flag dancer M. Ayers. Obama, the nore you get to know him, the more he turns your tummy.

  • Mr. X

    Ya’ll are just desperate. Sounds like, smells like, panic to me. Figure it this way: he’s smart, thoughtful, and a good politician. Like Kennedy and Reagan, he is perfectly suited to the historical moment. And people like him (except, mostly, people who can’t get beyond the color of his skin). He’s going to be President of the United States. Get used to it. And get over it.

  • Tom
  • meileen

    Yeah, keep with that line of thinking as his poll numbers continue to dip. Any Democrat worth his/her weight would be up by at least 20 points this year.

    The leaders of the DNC aided and abetted the RNC presidential win this year. You folks can keep dreaming that this will turn out differently. We’ll be laughing come November 5th while you try to wrap your head around the loss for the precious one.

  • Brian Higgins

    That’s not Teflon, he’s Black.
    (I can’t take credit for the idea, just the clarification.)

  • Hope is the last to die

    He could still win though. His campaign has been registering people to vote for him all around Europe and Middle East during his visit. And now they’re registering the homeless.
    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/07/29/increase-in-homeless-voters-expected-this-fall/

    I swear the next thing will see is dead people and those who’ve stayed at home magically voting for the Messiah.

  • ford

    Oh Mr. X do you have the NEW Ludacris tune on your Ipod??

    Ludacris calls Hillary a b#$%h in the new Obama”song” and makes horrid comments about McCain as well…I just heard it on the radio.

  • http://! TeakWoodKite

    I want to see if this makes sense.

    Beethoven’s Ninth was written when he was deaf.

    This little clip of history is a who is who.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnWFNOWfbDk&feature=related

    NOBODY IS TEFLON.

    NOBODY IS TEFLON
    NOBODY IS TEFLONNOBODY IS TEFLON…hey it sticks!

  • scorbs

    Obama is not remotely like Kennedy or Reagan. Obama is slicker, less principled, less genuine than either of those two. He has no history that would allow Americans to “trust” him. Reagan and Kennedy had long distinguished histories deserving of “trust.” The public was willing to give them a chance.

  • http://! TeakWoodKite

    , mostly, people who can’t get beyond the color of his skin

    The race card again. Frag off. I don’t a shit about his coke whoring, tired ass looking, color of his skin. He looks mighty green to me anyway.

    He is NOT qualified. FRAG off with your bullshit.

  • scorbs

    Teflon is a coating not a color, so i don’t understand the comment.

  • workingclass artist

    Brilliant Teak…thanks for the link. NOBODY IS TEFLON DOES STICK!

    Have you been watching Karma Dominoes….things are adding up

  • MIDem

    Has anybody seen this?
    http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=142113

    Is this new or old news?
    Aren’t any of these people vetted anymore?
    Do they NOT want to win?

  • Jack

    Obama’s poise and discipline allow him to resist whatever bait the press and politicians dangle in front of him.

    I’m sorry, but despite the trying to be fair demeanor of this slate article, it still understates Obama’s overreactions. Not just reactions, he overreacts to any threat to his tightly-wrapped message.

    And he is not like any other politician. His flip flops are humongous, and he salts them with insulting comments to the ones he flipped-off.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    I think they are probably quite proud and happy about one of their own sliming opponents. This is who they are…low down dogs.

  • workingclass artist

    Mr. X….I was referring to the TEFLON DON…GOTTI…IDIOT! TELL YOUR OVERSEERS IN GAZA TO ALLOW YOU TROLLS TO USE WIKI….sheeesh!

    *** Hint : NYC MAFIA- late 1980′s – 1990′s…AMERICA ***

  • hedy

    I have said it from the beginning Obama is the most arrogant self centered candidate that I have ever known. It is showing more everyday. The media has labeled him as the one give me a break there are men dying everyday for our freedom and they are making this man out to be a God and people are getting sick of it. He says when I am President not if I am elected President. If he were a white man the media wouldn’t give him the time of day but I guess we are supposed to fall at his feet. Well I don’t care what color he is I still say he is not the one.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    excuse me, I didn’t mean to slander dogs.

  • MIDem
  • workingclass artist

    Hmmmm….I read MEEEEECHELLE’S Thesis….Embarrassing….70% that’s battin high for her….

  • Tuppence 411

    Teflon? Try Border-line Personality Disorder! He has all the classic behaviors.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    Yes, you condescending jerk, we all know to inflate our tires, get tune ups, drive 55mph. And on top of that my Corolla sits in the garage 2-3 days per week because I will not, as a matter of principle, spend more on gas than I did before the gouge.

    He’s a moron. To hear the snicker coming from the audience, they believe that too. Barack the teaching professor. No electric cars, drilling or wind/solar plans though. Idiot.

    Go McCain!
    PUMA

  • vonay

    I never heard Kennedy and Reagan say ahhhhhhhh and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 17 times i just a few mins. when trying to answer questions.
    As far as Bo’s skin color, he’s the one who attended a racist hate spewing church for 20 years.
    Not only is BO racist, he’s a lying anti american.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    Well, I liked both sites. Who the heck are the teenagers with Kerry and friends at the drunken party?

  • wodiej

    oh no….don’t treat Pepe Le Pew that way! That’s my favorite cartoon character!

  • MIDem

    I agree.
    He Obama is a very unpredictable guy.
    His duplicitous behavior, the good guy/bad guy stuff
    creeps me out.
    He is very charismatic,manipulating and a con man.
    I get bad vibes watching him.

  • wodiej

    oh no, don’t diss Pepe Le Pew-he’s my favorite cartoon character!

  • wodiej

    shut up you moronic shit for brains. this isn’t a babysitting service. get lost.

  • Tuppence 411

    Annie- Isn’t it amazing? That he has the ba!!s to say what he says. My husband and I are waiting for Obama Pelosi and Co. to tell us when heating oil purchases are down this winter, it because people are “conserving” and wearing a sweater in the house. Those reports of the elderly and poor children freezing to death over $5 a gallon heating oil are Republican scare tactics.

  • eurogirl70

    So are you really a Republican Mr. X? The reason I ask is that anyone who lived through the Reagan years would not view them as anything but the abject failure that they were. For Senator Obama, who calls himself a Democrat, to reference Reagan as a “transcendental” figure is a joke.

    Let’s look at the Reagan highlights

    1. while running for the presidency, he had future CIA director William Casey meet with Iran to hold off on releasing American hostages until after the 1980 election.

    2. kicks off his presidential campaign in Philadelphia Mississippi, where (3) civil rights workers; one of whom was black, were killed. Then candidate Reagan goes on to tell the local folks that he is is favor of “states rights” which is coded language for Jim Crow.

    3. The AIDS epidemic in full swing and neither funds, nor mentions the word until 1987. Does not have the American Red Cross warn hemophiliacs that they might be exposed to the virus thru blood transfusions and medical treatments.

    4. Iran-Contra Allows retired Adm. Poindexter, Oliver North, Casper Weinberger, and others to fund a secret mission to aid the Sandinista rebels by selling weapons to Iran; you know that same country that took American hostages and why we started doing deals with Iraq in the first place? Want to know how the crack cocain got into inter-city areas overnight? Thank Reagan and this little program to circumvent the U.S. Constitution.

    5. The largest accumulation of national debt prior to the current lunkhead in office!

    Mr. X., I have one last thing to say to you.

    I’ve got 99 problems but a stupid MF ain’t one!

  • MIDem

    news.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1109907&srvc=home&position=also

    Just found out about it.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    Yes, I saw some estimates on the news the other night that people on the East Coast may have to spend up to $2,500k and more to stay warm for the winter…It’s criminal.

  • Bigtime

    “that old flag dancer M. Ayers”
    I like that description, snazzy, witty, and less drastic than “unrepentant terrorist”. Nice if you have his picture standing on the flag when saying it but by the time the election gets here I am sure most everyone will have seen that picture anyways.

    Hillary 08!!

  • JudyfromMO

    MO’s own mccaskill, ewwww, says barky is not arrogant, he is a humble man. She has got to be as blind as she is stupid. Why did I vote for this woman? I promise I will never do it again.

  • IndayHill

    “voting for the Messiah.”

    Please, use lower case for “M”. Barack Hussein Obama is fake.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  • mahaska

    This whole rascist calling thing is just stupid. If you are one, you don’t care is they say it, and if you aren’t you know it’s not true and you don’t care if they say it. It’s childish.

  • mahaska

    And don’t forget, teflon when subjected to intense heat vaporises.

  • Peggy Sue

    Don’t you Obamatrons ever get tired of the “race card,” pulling it out when all else fails? If the DNC had sent us a competent, honest, experienced black candidate, I would vote for him/her in a heartbeat.

    But skin color does not entitle anyone to the category of POTUS. Unfortunately, I’m talking about men of a certain caliber: like Colin Powell or Michael Steele. Both Republicans. But there must be candidates of color on the Democratic side who are of equal stature. Obama is simply not one of them.

    So take the racist message somewhere else. I’m sick of it. And newsflash:

    Your candidate is the “presumptive” nominee, nothing more. The fact that he’s full of himself is “his” problem.

    PUMApac.org.

  • Mr. X

    WTF? Stealing my username? I did NOT write that comment.

    Come to think of it… let’s try this…

    I’ve been seriously mistaken. The koolaid had gotten to my head.

    Like Kennedy and Reagan, he is perfectly suited to the historical moment

    Fuck, I thought I was a Republican??? Crazy! Reagan? The guy responsible for the Haiti and South African massacres? Yeah, there’s someone to look up to. Man, what was I thinking? It’s like I had a split personality or something.

    Nope, just an Obmamabot asshole stealing my username. And they wonder why we don’t like them or their corrupt empty suit of a politician.

  • Stray

    Snidley Whiplash more likely

  • Mr. X

    That wasn’t me. An Obamabot stole my username.

  • Mr. X

    Just letting you know that an Obamabot stole my username (so please don’t think I’m like that guy if you see me post again). Obama is the embodiment of everything I stand against. He represents the worst parts of humanity.

  • Katmoon

    It happened to me last night. Drop a note to tech support with your IP address.

  • Peggy Sue

    I agree. On the energy issue the Dems are beyond lame.

    The energy crisis is a matter of national security; we should be throwing everything at the wall–short term and long term solutions alike. I’m not a fan of nuclear energy, but bring it on. Drilling? I’d rather have US companies drilling off shore than China. Kick the clean coal industry into gear, grab whatever we can from shale. And take what profits we can and invest in R & D for bio-fuels, hybrid technology, wind, solar–whatever’s out there, everything and anything to unshackle ourselves to these puny, oil-rich despots.

    Barack Obama’s plan? Talk, talk, talk. And nothing, zero will get done.

    PUMApac.org

  • Mr. X

    I’m just replying everywhere I see my username come that is a response to the Obamabot that stole my username. This is what we’re up against. Deceitful, just like their messiah.

  • Dawnelle

    ROFLMAO!!

    EXACTLY!!!

  • Dawnelle

    LOOKS like “SNATCH” got you!!

  • yttik

    Teflon is also toxic. Bad for you, just like Obambi. Non-stick on the surface, toxic once you scratch it.

  • yttik

    If people like him so much, how come he’s nearly tied in the polls with McCain? He’s not doing too good. He can’t seem to outrun the old guy and he’s carrying the burden of 8 yrs of Republican legacy.

  • Phishmelt

    But viewers still got the sense at the end of the day that they were for obama no matter what they just said on air. that is the point they are missing.

  • RepublicanChick

    Sorry wodiej!

    I publicly retract my Obama = Pepe Le Pew because he’s wodiej’s favorite cartoon character.

    :-)

  • mahaska

    What do I win. I just spotted this fake mr. x.

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