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What Convinced Me to Vote for Obama

Finally! I have been sooooo bitter. Not anymore. These two touched my heart.

This is like the night I had an epiphany and wrote, “The Choice (But I’ve Been Touched) – A Long Overdue Update.”

I am so on Barack’s corner now. And now I’m no longer a racist. How cool is that?!

  • Joe

    Two more reasons for birth control and choice.

  • jan

    OMG ha,ha,ha

  • http://www.theproblemwithobama.com Matthew Weaver

    I almost regret listening to the entire video clip. Are these two idiots for real?! I’ve always been dismissive of the Obama Cult but this is getting pathetic. They did succeed at one key Obama Cult talking point that you must be racist if you do not vote for Obama. Unstated was the you must be incredibly stupid to actually vote for him.

  • steven Mather

    They posted this video to represent the type of arguments for Obama they are getting from their peers. It is great snark!

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    Funny how they have nothing to say about sexism or mysoginism.

    Is this a parody?

  • catherine

    If this weren’t so sad and representative of Obama’s base, it would be hilarious. Super delegates take note of what you are endorsing by supporting Obama.

  • http://dakiniland.wordpress.com/ Dakinikat

    Wayne’s World! Party TIME!!!!

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    roflolololololol ohhhhhhh bloody hell!

    we have our own SNL group!

    GAWD I LOVE THIS PLACE!

    sorry I’m screaaaaaaaaaming! LOL

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    These two kids are briliant satirists. I would love to take them both to lunch.

  • Joe

    If it isn’t, then it’s a sad commentary on how the educational system has failed to inculcate into students the art of critical thinking, something that the Messiah’s followers are severely deficient in.

  • meileen

    Roses are red, violets are blue
    Look at what Obama has done to you!

    That was hysterical!! If this is what we have in store for our future, we are truly fu**ed.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    Whew!!!!
    Ok, I disliked this so much, that I wanted to see if these two were for real. This IS a parody and they have a website that makes fun of certain things, mostly about how stupid people their age are, so I’ll forgive them now.
    Here’s the website: http://www.youtube.com/user/TFprds
    It’s kind of juvenile, but at least they’re the cynics of tomorrow.

  • meileen

    Exactly what I thought of – a great SNL skit.

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    You and Me BOTH!!

  • roseeriter

    W h a t e v e r!

    OY! Bush’s Leave No Child Behind- works like He ‘thought’ it would.

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    It is TOTALLY a parody.

    What they did is hard to do. It proves they are both excellent comedians and actors.

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    SNL should get them in for an interview — like yesterday!

  • roseeriter

    It would have been better if they had a pitcher of koolaid on a table near them..LOL!

  • Ferdberfle

    And two more reasons why children should be seen and not heard.

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    Test . ignore.

  • Joe

    Then they fully deserve accolades for it. Please update your article about it and indicate that this is a tongue-in-cheek video, otherwise more people will think that it is for real.

  • http://cb Cynthia B

    of course it’s parody. it’s parody of all of it. of Obamania, the critical argument for Obama (you’re a racist if you don’t vote for him), and the x or y or hipster generation or whatever it is called these days that are sort of mindless adherents to whatever line they are given as “progressive” and cool and hip. the scary thing is that it is also dead-on actually happening. at my office, as a known supporter of hillary, all of my colleagues that are black have basically told me i’m a racist. daily. ironic more than any of them i have been an activist for “liberal” causes and willing to hit the streets for my beliefs. why can’t obama and his people understand that some of us have minds of our own and don’t like to be told how to think and vote.

  • Christy

    OMG! I honestly am not sure if it was a parody or not. But it does an excellent job of summing up BO voters.

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    They have it all down pat. The gestures. The tone. The movement. The hopey changey unrealistic attitude you can afford when you have nothing to worry about because somebody else is paying for things. The inflection. The vain and shallow “logic”. The whole thing is hysterical. Just. Brilliant.

  • J. Smith

    This level of parody is true talent!

  • Zeke

    I’m John McCain and I endorse the livin’ shit out of this message!

  • jan

    McCain should use the video in one of his ads.

  • Ferdberfle

    On second thought, this has to be satire. No one is THAT stupid.

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    I think both of them almost lost it a few times. I bet that wasn’t the first take.

  • Christy

    Wow, so it was a parody. But that IS how BO voters think.

  • Katmoon

    Rofl, funny

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    Obama had an ipod so he had the edge. ROFL. If Hillary had one that would have been soooooooooo racist.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    I actually teach high school and have seen students who are literally THIS STUPID. That’s why I had to do a double take and make sure it was a parody.
    The boy was acting just a little bit toooooooo gay (maybe augmenting instead of acting, which is fine, gay isn’t a problem), but otherwise, they are doing an excellent job at being serious comedians along the line of the late great ones we have lost recently like George Carlin.
    It’s refreshing to know there are kids out there who are intelligent humorists. Wish I had kids like THIS in my class (honest intelligence and able to do parody) instead of the ones who actually think the way these two are pretending to think!…well, I do have some that are pretty sharp, I just wish I had more.

  • Joe

    Yes there is. We encounter them when the Messiah’s trolls pop into this forum to demonstrate how stupid they are.

  • http://youtube.com/user/NLee777 N. Lee

    OMG…thank you for letting me know this is a parody. I kept thinking….is this, like, for real? whew. I was a scared for a moment.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    SHIT!!!!! I actually watched some of the other videos instead of just going by face value of the site. These little turds are VERY SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE!!!!
    I HOPE they are over age, it felt like I was watching some kinda porn on one of them!!! Gross!!!
    OK, I’m done now.

  • meileen

    Glad to hear that this was parody. Those kids are good.

  • http://www.greensunshine.net jadwiga

    I really think it is a parody!

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    they probably saw themselves going down that road and their friends and luckily caught themselves in time.

  • Susan

    ROFL! That’s great! Those kids are brilliant. I especially loved the guy signing off with plea for everyone to keep “blogging against racism.” HAAAAAA! Who are these kids? Get them in touch with John Stewart… they have a future in comedy.

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    Very good. Like they had actually maybe BEEN there (for a bit) and saved themselves – a total parody but you could see they had BEEN there to some degree before

    jmo

  • Seattle Moss

    Help!
    If I don’t vote Obama, I will be branded a racist.

  • BlueTopaz

    LOL! These children are our future? That’s troubling.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    ok Uppity, this is absolutely the last time I’m going to propose to you because you aren’t answering and you are breaking my heart!!!!! ::sobbing uncontrollably::
    Please please please marry me!!!

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    Okay, I was wrong, not all kids today are self absorbed, selfish wankers. If you’re reading this you two, you need to get yourselves educated and run for office. America needs kids like you.

  • WildChild

    I’m not turning my country over to these people.

  • http://takeaction.wordpress.com/ A.Citizen

    Actually there are no reasons for anyone to be seen and not heard.

    Jump on a plane to Georgia if you doubt me.

    Frankly, this satire, and it is satire as you can tell if you clik on thru to YouTube, should give us all hope for the future.

    These young people ‘get it’…..

    Which is more than I can say for many here in the ‘sphere.

  • http://cinie.wordpress.com Cinie

    This video is almost as funny as the Move On “baby chick” one. Only, this one was meant to be.

  • WildChild

    there’s a name for these kids….Eloi

  • BlueTopaz

    Jon Stewart is in the tank for BO.

  • fif

    They HAVE to be kidding right? Is this for real? Can they really be that stupid? How many times did they say the word “racist?” If they are actual Bots, it’s case closed for the Clinton argument. Meet the new Democratic Party.

  • Obama is a bum

    These two have the Obasketcase routine down. Although they look more like Arabs or Mexicans than white.

  • fred

    Isaac Hayes dies at US home
    RIP Issac

  • fif

    oh, thank God. I was worried, because many Bots really are that pathetic.

  • HARP

    ROFL…Send those kids to Denver and give them a spot on stage…prime time. Great stuff.

  • Carolyn Mann

    Like, roses are red
    and violets are blue,
    because of morons like you
    McCain we will chose.

  • http://www.theproblemwithobama.com Matthew Weaver

    Parody or not, this is a really telling view of the Obama Cult. They’ve definitely got the party line down that you must be racist to not vote for Obama.

  • luckyann

    LOL I actually thought this was for real…but it’s listed under comedy xD

  • Annie

    Okay I get that it is a parody but I am still not willing to watch. Hits to close for real humor…. sorry.

  • mary

    Ah, those kids are sweeties, aren’t they? God bless them. Their civil rights ideas are Whenabsolutely correct and unassailable. But the psychologically-induced MANIPULATIVE WHITE GUILT is really misplaced.

    I wonder, uh uh uh …uhmm GOD, when, oh when, we will we ever see our kids talk as heart-felt, compassionately and guilt-ridden as these two about MISOGYNY and rampant EVERYDAY ACCEPTABLE SEXISM!

    Barry wrote a letter to NBC asking them to fire IMUS and mentioned his two little girls subject to racism (and sexism as a second thought). He got fired alright.

    Meantime, the media “leg-thrillers” still boast about their pro-Barrack thrills and are getting their mugs on the Front Cover of Times as that despicable woman-basher and idiot par excellence, CHRIS MATTHEWS did. Nope, the misogynist jerko didn’t get fired. Niether did Hillary-murder-advocating bozo OLBERMAN THE HYSTERICAL NUT CASE!

  • cowgirl

    Ha ha ha ha…. This presidential issue now is not the Republican party pitting against the Democratic party.

    It is not white against black.

    It is Christians and non-believers against Muslims.

    Be aware of the Islamic agenda before it’s to late……

    Jihad Watch

  • mary

    Violets are Red
    Roses are Blue
    Democracy is dead
    and so will these dudes…

    Women’s rights
    are
    Human Rights
    and
    Human Rights
    are
    Women’s Rights
    Hillry gave a speech in Bejing
    about something that matters true
    while Barack
    goes to Gay Paree and does the
    Watusi to boot….

  • jangles

    That some people thought this was for real and not parody sort of sums up how desperate our time is doesn’t it.

  • cowgirls get the blues

    Cut the extremist Right-Wing Agenda crap, cowBoy from the McCain Farm!

    We know the dangers of Sharia Law better than you. If Obama gets in, we don’t see much improvement in women’s lives, cowboy!

    But if your boy McCain gets in, we’ll see the Dark Ages again and women will get the “bitch” treatment that he allowed to be seen visibly in his own campaign. not to mention McCain’t neanderthal sexist jokes against his own wife, for Christ’s Sake, cowboy/girl!!!

    Now, go tell it on the mountain about McCain’s being the Second Jesus, cowboygirl!

    Both Oblowme and McCave are NEANDERTHAL SEXIST ASSHOLES of the highest order insofrar as women’s issues are concerned. So shut up about the jihad.

    Stay home or vote Nader.

    Hillary ’08
    NOBAMA
    NOMCCAVE

  • Perry Logan

    The Obama people should be so sweet! ;-)

  • ssmith

    OMG.. this is a parody, right???

    please tell me this is a parody!!!

  • Mandelay

    LOL! Ree-you-nighted and it feels so good!

  • John

    He sure is- the other day he took a Bill Clinton quote that “maybe nobody is really ‘ready’ to be President” and tried to turn it into Clinton’s “passive-agressive” attack on OBAMA. Seriously.

    I am so fucking sick of these smarmy so-much-smarter-than-thou “comedians.” Get bent, Mr. Stewart, and take Bill Maher with you. PLEASE.

  • LB

    OK, I admit it — I’ve been rolled. The video seemed so reflective of what I’ve observed ofr BotWorld that I thought it was real — til Susan said “parody”.

    What a hoot.

  • Steve

    Okay, so the AirheadsRUs pair feels like, totally, you know, that racism is bad.

    The queer guy sits in his room and cries from time to time, because he is so depressed about what Americans did to the Blacks, if he is not preoccupied to kill his remaining brain cell by excessively shaking his head.
    The girl is still trying to figure out, when slavery did happen (try, like 140 years ago, end of segregation like 40 years ago), but they both know that they totally like Obama and wish that they were black.

    If this is the Obama base, if these people are the future of America… all I can say is “oh, my gush…” and “I’d rather vote for someone else…”

    If this is parody, then it is freighteningly real…

  • MEchelle Hates America!

    How many homes did he have?

  • terrirobin

    They were wonderful! Just made my day.

  • LB

    We can do without the “queer guy” slur, you know.

  • Iphie

    That’s what got me — “I think he was photographed with an iPod.” Okay, sign me up!

  • Steve

    What was that about ‘i-pods’? Didn’t get that at the beginning.

  • cowgirls get the blues

    Carolyn

    McCain (McCave) is just as bad on women’s issues as Obamarama’s freaky agenda. Don’t fool yourself.

    We are pumas and we don’t want to elect Obamaramadingdong. But it doesn’t mean we have to buy the McCave ‘pro-woman’ crap at sale prices.

    I agree. Let’s vote strategically.

    If live in a state where McCave is running head to head with Oblowmamumba, then vote McCave!
    But if Oblowmamumba is gonna get in for sure in your state, please vote Nader or the Green Candidate…any THIRD PARTY!

    Best strategy to send a message. Let’s not give the Geriatric Sexist any more awards than the young-and-should-know-better SKINNY RESUME islamist…What’s the dif? No. 1 Prize for Misogyny goes to:

    1. Oblowmumamba
    2. McCave

    NO DIFFERENCE THEY ARE BOTH SEXISTS…But voting for the old fart gets our message across, I agree!
    Just for this year!!!!

    Hillary 08
    Vote Strategically!

  • Annie

    Okay I watched it and didn’t think it was interesting at all – too slow and really not funny at all. Actually if the girl had even had a blonde wig on it might have made a difference and if the boy was dressed more preppy; but they both look as if they come from the Gaza Strip and maybe they do.

  • cowgirl

    WHY PUT THIS ON THIS BLOG?

    THESE KIDS ARE HONEST ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS, BUT ARE MISINFORMED AND DON’T GIVE A CRAP FOR MISOGYNY OR SEXISM. IT’S NOT IN THEIR PARENT’S OR THEIR AGENDA. YET. WAIT TILL THE YOUNG LADY GOES TO WORK, GETS THE GUY SHE TRAINED THE BIG JOB SHE APPLIED FOR, AND GETS BASHED BY HUBBY OR HAVE HER CHILDREN INCENSED…See you at Family Court, sweeties…

    THis AIN’T SATIRE!!! IT JUST DOES NOT WORK WELL AT ALL….

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    ok, I don’t think she’s gonna marry me…..::sigh::

    Oh well, my wife woulda got all upset anyway LOL

  • Thinker

    lol

    and so the tides begin to turn

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    Sense of humor much?

  • d2d

    Yikes! toooooo funnnnyyyyy! laughing, laughing, laughing. thanks :-)

  • smiles

    They really are great actors. For a while there I couldn’t tell if it was fake or real. Congrats on the commentary!

  • d2d

    scary, eh?

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    Do you not have one of them at home?

  • http://! Clinton Fan

    Bwahahahahaha!! What a retort!

    These kids CAN’T be for real, can they? This HAS to be a parody, a joke…mustn’t it?

    No one can POSSIBLY be that …. stupid. If it isn’t a parody, NCLB has done more damage in the past eight years than we, as a nation, have realized.

  • BryanM

    That’s what so brilliant about this movie. It was about a minute to a minute and half in before I was entirely convinced that this was a joke. Hillarious

  • mary

    Dear Uppity Woman:

    P-l-e-a-s-e enlighten me on this. I viewed this vid of the 2 kids and thought they were sincere and genuine. If it were meant to be ‘satire’, to me at least, it didn’t come off as satire but just an immature expression of their sentimentality about an issue they feel strongly about–not to mention their ‘white guilt’ syndrome!

    If it were meant to be a ‘parody’, then more exxageration for the sake of pointing it out would have been helpful. Otherwise, any fool could think of it, as i did(!), as just a true moment of civil reponsibility and catharsis for two young conscious people and possibly voters.

    I stand to be corrected on this. I expect my satire to look and sound like satire. Not a prayer to the false gods of the Obamaramas!

  • Ferdberfle

    If you notice a few posts down, I did recognize, after a few minutes that it was indeed satire. However, I won’t be going anywhere by plane and certainly not Georgia.

    As for getting it, that’s one assumption on your part that I’ll just ignore.

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    No can do Chiten. Already taken.

  • http://! Clinton Fan

    Oh, thank GOD.

    I really was worried for the fate of our nation, if this was a slice of the Future Workforce of America.

    I agree, what they did is difficult–I wanted to slap the ever-loving shit out of them! That’s …. ACTING!!!!

  • tillthen

    Cowgirl, what pasture are you from?

    That poem was so moving.

    I’m switching my vote from McCain to Obama.

    Thanks, kids.

  • Ferdberfle

    It sure got me, too. It sounded so Obamabot-ish at first. My hats off to them.

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    It IS listed under “comedy” Mary. That should be a hint. hee hee.

    I recognized it right off because of the exaggerated expressions and movements. The hair flipping, “Prius” remark etc. But then I am a satirist myself so I appreciated this stuff big time.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    Hahahahah. Clever kids. I’m like totally sure that they are mimicking their peers. They actually had me until the ipod reference. As if SNL could be so progressive to put on something that might stir actual controversy.

    Saw a bumper sticker I loved last week: Bush Education Plan: Leave No Child a Dime.

  • http://! Clinton Fan

    Indeed, and the Greatest of These is that smarmy INFLECTION! Combined with the vapid non-message, it really does cause the arm muscles to twitch in an urgent desire to slap them both silly!

  • DAB

    It’s really sad to see talented satirists like Stewart and Colbert be so one sided since the election started. They only began to ever so tenderly skewer Obama recently but they are downright over-the-edge mean to McCain and didn’t do Hillary any favors either.

    As a former avid fan, I find it increasingly difficult to watch them.

  • Steve

    Clinton Fan You Know I was thinking the same thing. But know what, today’s youth has become so unreal-its scary! Williams Ayer’s and his educational programing.

  • J. J.. (The P.U.M.A.)

    Don’t you folks remember from the New Yorker Cover, when we were told that if it is not obvious satire, its racist.

  • Lucinda

    And the girl even did a good impression of someone who’s high…on KoolAid, of course.

  • DAB

    Hey that doesn’t really rhyme. A poet you’re not!

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com Uppity Woman

    So you were just Chiten me, right?

  • BobO

    Boy these two nailed it. Very funny, well done.

  • http://! Clinton Fan

    We need to keep the link handy, and direct those trolls to it!

  • DAB

    It’s real hard to spoof something that in real life is so close to the theater of the absurd. Still I enjoyed the video — that hair thing the girl was doing was precious.

  • Thinker

    they are really good. I was kind of scared that this was real but yeah, the ipod was a sign that it wasn’t

  • Obama is a bum

    My vote will be simple — I’m voting for McCain and against Obama, I’m not voting any silly strategy.

  • Katy

    The best response to Obots is parody. I think that they can’t be taken seriously and everyone should start laughing at them. Anything else would be like casting pearls before swain. Also, anyone who bloggs should just have one answer to their attacks:’Are you sure you meant to say that, just think how un cool would you be in a month time.’ That would drive them crazy. I am from London and I have been so puzzled by inability to fight back this ridiculous man and his followers. Problem was that everyone gives them to much credit. From now on I think this is the best way forward to discredit them. MSM should be next,every time I watch CNN is like, oh please pass me a bucket, I want to puke. So, there is actualy no need to work on it, they are already parody as it is, just compile tape.

  • ObamaNOT

    I just KNEW you libs would end up backing BO…SAD..Hillary flips to support him and so do you…I hope you enjoy the welcoming home committee…They played you, and you flip on a dime to support thr DNC and their CRUM, BO…

  • Ferdberfle

    Another day, another bot. Dry up, Festus.

  • Obama is a bum

    Obama zombies will watch this, cry, and say “Right on!” — just like the Manson followers did. When someone explains to them that these two are making fun of Obama zombies they will then call them racists.

  • JS Ruby

    I made it through 35 seconds of that drivel. Now I understand Rodney Dangerfield’s line about why Tigers eat their young. These two are embarassing.

  • Steve

    Any third party votes an ensures Obama victory if he is Dem nominee. Each voter really needs to figure this out.

  • csuzeq

    I had to quit watching Stewart and Colbert after the 57 states comment by Obie got no attention from them. I am watching again sometiems and sometimes still get mad at the Obama love they show,but it is not as bad as it was before. Still, you know they are in the tank. They should stop because I heard their ratings are down. AWWWWWWWWWW. Bots can’t stay up that late!

    But if you think about it, they have to want Obama because it means for sure 4 more years of great material for them to stay on the air. It’s not about Obama, it’s about job security :-)

  • tillthen

    Annie, Beginning with Johnson the Dems have legislated one trillion in social programs. How many dimes did those kids get?

  • mary

    Thanks!
    I appreciated your response. I get it….now!
    Thank Zeus, Uppity, I’d be upset if it weren’t…

  • tillthen

    uhm, Rugby, it was a joke.

  • csuzeq

    No way. I will not risk Obama getting in office. I will vote for McCain and I will do so happily (unless I still get Hillary that is)!

    Besides, the third party candidates are nuts!

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    Mahr CROSSED THE LINE INTO NEVER NEVER LAND

    the land of NEVER FORGIVE

    NEVER FORGET

    PENCIL DICKS

    his drippage (my word) of the C word not too long ago was a (as Manning put it) rock that dropped in the koolaid for me

    he is no longer even slightly humorous and good as dead to me

    especially the LOOK he gave when some audience boo’d him! THAT was an EVIL look of WOMAN HATE!

  • mary

    Yes, Uppity Woman!

    The “prius”baMobile was a clear hint…too damn sweet for the kids these days to be so..uh…uh…uh..so ‘sweet’. They’re too smart, if they’re satirists at this age, to be in Sweetie’s camp!

  • Joe

    Yes it is. It skewers the Messiah’s devotees brilliantly.

  • http://ohmyvalve.blogspot.com/ Shtuey

    Hooray for satire! Well done kids!

  • tillthen

    “Obama zombies will watch this, cry, and say “Right on!”

    That would be so so funny to watch.

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    really

  • Kelly say’s noOBAMA

    What Convinced Me to Vote for Obama.That’s such a Joke.I saw one of these video.All it is that they are paid Obama supporter and they make these videos as Obama camp tells them and what to say.LOL Such a joke.I heard they got paid as well for this.

  • Steve

    I have to tell you that that Steve is not me! I know I don’t have a monopoly on my moniker. Just want to make it clear I don’t use that type of language…”queer, racial, etc…. Maybe I should change my blog name to Steve #1!

  • cowgirl

    Get real! Obama is synonymous to Osama the terrorist!

    Don’t let the racial issue obfuscate you!

    Has anyone done a research on this?

    (http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?p=705663)

    Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond’s book: Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat

    ISLAM

    Islam is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life.

    Islam has religious, legal, political, economic, social, and military components. The religious component is a beard for all of the other components.

    Islamization begins when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their religious privileges.

    When politically correct, tolerant, and culturally diverse societies agree to Muslim demands for their religious privileges, some of the other components tend to creep in as well.

    Here’s how it works.

    As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given country, they will be for the most part be regarded as a peace-loving minority, and not as a threat to other citizens. This is the case in:

    United States — Muslim 0.6%
    Australia — Muslim 1.5%
    Canada — Muslim 1.9%
    China — Muslim 1.8%
    Italy — Muslim 1.5%
    Norway — Muslim 1.8%

    At 2% to 5%, they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs. This is happening in:

    Denmark — Muslim 2%
    Germany — Muslim 3.7%
    United Kingdom — Muslim 2.7%
    Spain — Muslim 4%
    Thailand — Muslim 4.6%

    From 5% on, they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. For example, they will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature halal on their shelves — along with threats for failure to comply. This is occurring in:

    France — Muslim 8%
    Philippines — Muslim 5%
    Sweden — Muslim 5%
    Switzerland — Muslim 4.3%
    The Netherlands — Muslim 5.5%
    Trinidad & Tobago — Muslim 5.8%

    At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves (within their ghettos) under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islamists is to establish Sharia law over the entire world.

    When Muslims approach 10% of the population, they tend to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions. In Paris , we are already seeing car-burnings. Any non-Muslim action offends Islam, and results in uprisings and threats, such as in Amsterdam , with opposition to Mohammed cartoons and films about Islam. Such tensions are seen daily, particularly in Muslim sections, in:

    Guyana — Muslim 10%
    India — Muslim 13.4%
    Israel — Muslim 16%
    Kenya — Muslim 10%
    Russia — Muslim 15%

    After reaching 20%, nations can expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, such as in:

    Ethiopia — Muslim 32.8%

    At 40%, nations experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare, such as in:

    Bosnia — Muslim 40%
    Chad — Muslim 53.1%
    Lebanon — Muslim 59.7%

    From 60%, nations experience unfettered persecution of non-believers of all other religions (including non-conforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels, such as in:

    Albania — Muslim 70%
    Malaysia — Muslim 60.4%
    Qatar — Muslim 77.5%
    Sudan — Muslim 70%

    After 80%, expect daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim, such as has been experienced and in some ways is on-going in:

    Bangladesh — Muslim 83%
    Egypt — Muslim 90%
    Gaza — Muslim 98.7%
    Indonesia — Muslim 86.1%
    Iran — Muslim 98%
    Iraq — Muslim 97%
    Jordan — Muslim 92%
    Morocco — Muslim 98.7%
    Pakistan — Muslim 97%
    Palestine — Muslim 99%
    Syria — Muslim 90%
    Tajikistan — Muslim 90%
    Turkey — Muslim 99.8%
    United Arab Emirates — Muslim 96%

    100% will usher in the peace of ‘Dar-es-Salaam’ — the Islamic House of Peace. Here there’s supposed to be peace, because everybody is a Muslim, the Madrasses are the only schools, and the Koran is the only word, such as in:

    Afghanistan — Muslim 100%
    Saudi Arabia — Muslim 100%
    Somalia — Muslim 100%
    Yemen — Muslim 100%

    Unfortunately, peace is never achieved, as in these 100% states the most radical Muslims intimidate and spew hatred, and satisfy their blood lust by killing less radical Muslims, for a variety of reasons.

    ‘Before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; the tribe against the world, and all of us against the infidel. — Leon Uris, ‘The Haj’

    It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools, nor non-Muslim religious facilities. In such situations, Muslims do not integrate into the community at large. The children attend madrasses. They learn only the Koran. To even associate with an infidel is a crime punishable with death. Therefore, in some areas of certain nations, Muslim Imams and extremists exercise more power than the national average would indicate.

    Today’s 1.5 billion Muslims make up 22% of the world’s population. But their birth rates dwarf the birth rates of Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and all other believers. Muslims will exceed 50% of the world’s population by the end of this century.

    Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond’s book: Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat

  • tillNov.

    Till November when the cracks will not sustain the DNC ceiling…you’re too cool a dude to waste your vote on Obamarama. Of course, Sharia Law is coming to a town near you–not in Kenya. (It’s already there thanks to Obama’s support of couz Odinga!)

    Don’;t forget to ask for a bigger allowance to buy some good Obama koolaid.

  • mary

    Dawnelle:

    Please let me know where I can view or read about the moron Mahr’s sexist remark! I can’t find it. Thanks!

  • Steve

    cowgirl…OK, those are interesting facts. Yet it has been my experience that many Muslims in our country. do attend public schools and are taught American values. Religious-wise I have not seem this assimilation. There are Muslim temples and schools. But we do find that with Catholics.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    One thing we know for sure is the so-called Progressive/Obamabots are completely humor challenged. Barry can’t find a way to respond to being made fun of or mocked. They just flip out…sooooooo serious. I love that McCain inserted humor in the recent videos. Too close to the bone for the Obots to respond with anything other than outrage. It takes humility to laugh at yourself and that is 100% missing in these egotists.

    Of course, when you’ve been covering up a life based on lies it does leave you stranded with attitude.

  • http://firefox AnnieCarmel

    Steve: That’s the point. For the most part they don’t assimilate. Catholics, on the other hand, are part of main stream society.

  • Senator O-Donut Hole

    Best strategy to send a message.

    best way to send a message to hijacked DNC is to vote straight Republican. They’re already getting the message with their donations from the “bitter old” base drying up.

    And the voters they took for granted throwing a wrench into their most excellent plan.

  • http://youtube.com/user/NLee777 N. Lee
  • Senator O-Donut Hole

    Have the women of Arizona complained loudly of McCain’s rampant sexism? After all, as his constiutents, they would know best.

    And probably would have made a great effort to keep him out of office.

    Just curious.

  • http://www.withoutparty.com Alix

    I have the feeling that those two were kidding and making fun of Obama supporters.

    If they weren’t, they need to be sterilized. Clearly the guy was gay so he’s in no danger of reproducing anytime soon unless he wants gaybies.

  • Danny

    WELL NOW – That is exactly right!

    (church ladys voice).

  • pm317

    Oh Susan, you gave me a heart attack with your title.

    The fact that we are even doubting this is parody, that it may be true is proof of how ridiculous the reality of supporting Obama is.

  • Danny

    Take a Chance with Hillary. She’s the real thing.

    Barry Soetoro changes everything alright even his name. How can you trust a guy when he won’t even tell us his real name.

  • heather

    No, they are snarking us people! That cannot possibly be real. The clue was when the guy says “Voting for the white woman against the black guy just would have been so racist.” Come on, no one believes that. Great satire!

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    LOL!!
    yup, just “chiten” ya!
    You made me laugh on that, it’s supposed to be a misspelled “chicken” and I just realized that it looks like…well, something else. That’s cool!
    Long story short, I have a little purple stuffed duck that insists that is it a chicken, not a duck (of course it speaks as all tiny stuffed animals do), so that’s where “Purplechiten” came from.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com Chiten

    me too, but it’s customary to propose to those who are the wittiest. dunno why, I just have to do it LOL

  • heather

    All the little hair flips and lyrical voice dynamics was a give away (in addition of course to the ridiculous claim that voting for the white woman against the black guy would be SOooo racist.” It is snark!

    Smart kids these days can be VERY subtle, a lot more than we used to be. I’ve observed this with my daughter and her friends.

  • heather

    I’ll miss Isaac.

  • Hope Floats

    Is this snark? I can’t tell anymore.

  • TeakwoodKite

    I’m so glad you cleared that up! :) LOL

    Great thing about this was it’s paradoy in a very real way.

    “Has the ‘inteligence’* community infiltrated this far down?” is what I was thinking….

    *it was intentional.

  • Hope Floats

    If people think it’s real, then it succeeds as the best satire. I was fooled for a minute. They’re awesome sketch actors!

  • Hope Floats

    When she said Prius, that’s when I wasn’t sure. It stil took a minute. The scary thing is that his followers really do sound like this.

  • Hope Floats

    I think the guy was gay, I don’t think he was making fun of gays.

  • Steve

    Please don’t take this seriously. Obviously it’s satire… the I-Pod joke for one, and the poem at the end for another… obviously they were acting. A shame that people without a sense of humor will watch this and say “Teh typical Obama supporter is retarded!”

    Funny, I guess, but might give the wrong impression.

  • Dave2009

    BREAKING NEWS: I have been to TexasDarlin website, it appears to be blocked and require username and password which I have never had one (no registration required). I saw her last message saying that she has been threatened by Jason Cannon, the guy who has tried to challenge with TechDude for Obama BC’s forgery. Anyone has any idea of what is going on?

  • Hope Floats

    They’re not even that sharp, really. Either of them. Stewart made his career telling BJ jokes at Clintons’ expense. A few views earlier in the primaries, and I saw where it was going. Conan O’Brien is edgier than Stewart and Colbert put together. These two should go Seth Rogan and do their own projects.

  • Hope Floats

    Sorry, meant the two that made the video. Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert should take a flying leap or do USO shows like Bob Hope.

  • http://hillarynme.wordpress.com/ sportsone234

    This is an enlightening and thought provoking post.

  • Hope Floats

    I’m in NY, and I figure it will probably be blue, but I’m still voting McCain. I don’t like douchey third parties, anyway. Maybe in the future, but get some better candidates.

  • david in iowa

    Gosh……..well…….gee you know……..I….STOP.

    For Christ sakes what are those two smoking?? I got to the “Obama has an Ipod” line and had to stop. Too use the word stupid to describle the few seconds I watched would be insulting to stupid people”

    I no longer wonder why or where the word Obamabot came from.

  • http://hillarynme.wordpress.com/ sportsone234

    You know, um, like, I thought this was a funny video you know, um, um, like…like…um

    Of course this is satire, no one is that vacuous and empty unless they are mainlining the Kool Aid you know, ….um ….like

  • Zimeeisme

    I had a little trouble telling if this was for real or not. I mean…come on…let us not forget from early on how some Obama supporters could not come up with a single accomplishment of his.

    I am sure that many of those who watched this vid were like “this CANNOT be for real??” but they still had that doubt that it could be. What does THAT say??

    Scary thought. I just don’t trust that Obama has what it takes to deal with what is to come…specifically from Russia and Iran. Tensions are escalating…and Obama is not the one who I want running things when this all comes to a head.

  • Hope Floats

    Strange thread here.

  • citizenjane

    Looks like snark to me. Made me laugh.

  • Tricia

    This is totally a parody – those kids are acting- it is very obvious – it’s hilarious!!

    BTW, the % of Muslims in the U.K. is around 8% not 3%. I’ve been to the London proper- and walking the streets you feel like you are in the Middle East; in contrast I have been to Paris multiple times, and I hardly see any Muslims in Paris proper anyway.

  • http://madamab.wordpress.com/2008/08/10/well-done-kids/ Well-Done, Kids. « Oooh, nuance!

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  • TeakwoodKite

    It’s kind of juvenile, but at least they’re the cynics of tomorrow.

    Agree and disagree.

    Agree,It is juvenile and IS REAL on the BO side of the high school gym.
    Disagree that “they’re the cynics of tomorrow.”…

    …these young people are the voters of the future, if that is the only thing this generation is even able to pass on to them.

    :)

  • yttik

    LOL!I think I just spent the day with those two kids in the video. I just came back from the county fair and apparently all the rage is now to put an Obama bumper sticker across your butt.

    I just don’t get it. Butt cracks and Obama stickers? Kind of funny, some of the local candidates were looking puzzled, too. Probably not too sure they’d like to see their own names plastered across somebody’s butt, LOL. Hey, keep my campaign literature off your rear, okay?

  • Devide & Conquer

    There parents and teachers must be so proud!

  • TeakwoodKite

    Watch his previous shows on the net.

  • TeakwoodKite

    Senator O-Donut Hole;

    Which of the 57 states do you represent?

  • Hope Floats

    My husband lived in Istanbul for two years. I spent a few months there. It’s pretty relaxed in the city, because it’s fairly cosmopolitan. There has been an increase in bombings. Also, non-Muslims are easy to spot stumbling out of nightclubs and will be mugged. But you only get a sense that you’re being secretly judged, for the most part – kind of like temping at Conde Nast (The Devil Wears Burqa?) It’s not too bad, though it helps to tell anyone who asks you’re Canadian not American.

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    I wish I had it. It was a clip from his HBO? show? I don’t even get HBO but one of the women’s groups had the clip.

    I had heard about it before seeing it. Seeing it was what it took.

    Kind of like that Richardson guy the way he chewed out those guys in his audience (all rabid like) and then the ZINGER slander N word replace that with C word

    same damage imo

    I’m sorry I don’t have it. Is there a place you can search at HBO for it? I’ll look into it myself as well as soon as I get back.

    He’s a pig

  • Dawnelle Leona del Puma

    yea W0W I don’t like those statistics!

  • http://www.illusionofjoy.net Seth Warren

    I could only watch about thirty seconds of this before I concluded that these two were not Kool-Aide drinkers but glue-sniffers.

  • Hope Floats

    There are neighborhoods in Paris with heavily Muslim populations, but just visiting you don’t get a sense of that. It’s like our ghettos.

  • John

    I guess I should be happy that at least 15% of the commenters here are still capable of recognizing irony & satire without needing a large crayon-drawn sign stating “THIS IS COMEDY”.

  • TeakwoodKite
  • The Real Hope

    These two light-weight, products of incest should have been hidden away for life in a dungeon. I couldn’t even watch the entire video. They must be actors right? How can anyone in reality be that stupid? LOL

  • The Real Hope

    John,
    FYI, believe it or not, there are people that bent okay! LOL I’ve seen them and have known some here in the Bay Area. I’m sure they live everywhere but are more concentrated here and in LA.

  • The Real Hope

    tillthen,
    my son has friends like this! believe me they can be real like that! LOL

  • db

    Where is the morning after pill when you need it?

  • democracyfirst

    This is great satire – those kids are good! Took me about 10 seconds to catch on and then I enjoyed. I needed a laugh. Thanks

  • EmptyCheapSuit

    Whoa. WTF? These 2 are against racism? Reverse racism is okay? Their definition of racism is bizarre! Voting for Hillary is racist? OMFG. They don’t even collect a paycheck or run a household. Jebbus H Chrise. More proof to support my desire to change the voting age to 21!

  • Pink Panther

    Like, OH MY GOD!

    Obama and his supporters, are like, fer sure, so GROSS!

    They got a whole lot of nothing in the video, and she tosses, like, her head 'n flips her hair, and, she goes like, you are a racist if you don't vote for Obama.

    I'm sure! NO WAY! BARF ME OUT. . .gag me with a spoon!

    But fer sure, fer sure, Obama and his supporters are racist and sexist.

    I'm like really embarrassed at the educational system in this country based on the video alone.

  • The Real Hope

    What a hoot!! LOL

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    WC it was a joke, these kids have the Obamabits down pat. Bots are the adults, bits are the teeny boppers.

  • eric

    I’ve read a few linked articles from this, but otherwise I’m here for the first time so bear with me ’cause I’m a little confused.

    Here’s my question: It seems there’s a lot of dislike for Obama here. Are you (generally) planning to vote for McCain? Personally I couldn’t do that if my life dependended on it.

    Are you voting for Nader or McKinney in November?

    I’m confused.

  • NoBO

    Wonderful! Those kids could be regulars on SNL!

    Thanks, Susan! :)

  • sayitisntso

    O MY G-D! Put a fucking sock in it!!!

  • Vonay

    OH wow! That’s like the funniest thing I have like seen in a long time.
    I am like blown away. ROFL LMAO.

  • Vonay

    I think it gave the right impression.

    lmao

  • Linda

    OMG, like WOW, I’m so in to weary barry, I’ve seen the error of… delusional freaks! lol

    oh so scary, that Barry, and his supporters.

    Thanks.

  • CheapEmptySuit

    My response to the video..is>>>>>>>

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_On74b3XgS8

  • lute

    Does that boy have head lice?
    He should see a doctor.

  • Darryl

    See this is Obama’s fault. These kids think the Clintons are pieces of shit because of him, but yet they will go to college and claim their pell grants and their hope tax credits, enjoy their increase minimum wages and not even know that ALL those things were put forth by them. Its sad really.

    Did you hear the way they talked. They couldn’t finish one sentence without taking a puase or saying like or ummm. No focus=no brains.

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    It was a joke. These kids are pretty good because most of the comments think they are for real.

  • Darryl

    Omg, lol, I really thought if was for real! How was I too know, Obama supporters really act like this, lol.

  • StrawberrybitesBarky

    Yes. Yes they do. We, of all people, know first hand.

  • Darryl

    Roses are red, violets are blue
    and I’m really sorry for what my people did to you.

    Oh thats beautiful

    LOL freaking laughing so hard!

  • Darryl

    You need to work on your “likes” they come before every verb and preposition. In addition there is a pause or umm (interchangable) after every sentence. Some times if the brain is really slow, there is a “like” everynow and then after the pauses or ummms (usually when there are no drugs or stimulants present in the body).

  • Darryl

    Some of us are voting for McCain in protest, some are not voting at all, some are voting for a third party canidate or writing in Hillary.

    Me personally (I couldn’t resist)? I am voting for McCain. I thought at first that I wouldn’t because I believed the one liner–that McCain is the same as bush. But as I researched I found that alot of his policies are really really moderate. He is in no way a far right conservative like bush. A couple of things come to mind–1. He voted AGAINST the gay marriage band (very important to me). 2. He believes in renewable energy sources.

    So even though he isn’t a hard core democrat, he does have some democratic platforms (that is why some republicans don’t like him).

    I could just not vote, but I feel like it would be a serious waste. I feel that it would enable Obama to win. I want my vote to CANCEL an Obama vote. I don’t think with a democratic congress that McCain would be a big threat.

    The war issue, I promise you, will not be a factor in November. They are already starting to wrap it up over there.

  • chicago joe

    Tears running down my face that was one of the funniest things ever…… Thank you Thank you Thank you……

  • chicago joe

    Rose’s are Red, Vilots are Blue and the Oscar goes to the two of you……..

  • chicago joe

    forgive my spelling mistake above. I had too many tears in my eyes as I was typing it the first time plus its late

    Roses are red, violets are blue
    and the Oscar goes to the two of you……..

  • JWL

    Uhh..yes, these youngens get it…this was satire….not a genuine overdose from freebasing on Obama.

    This was pretty hilarious, though!

  • http://rightandleft.wordpress.com Marissa

    I could see people taking these two very seriously.

  • Grail Guardian

    Uh, I don’t know… let’s see a trillion dollars would be about 100 trillion dimes, right?

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  • LesleeE

    They were fantastic. Well done kids, loved it, still laughing.

  • 935 Lies

    Critical Thinking?!?!?

    Isn’t the purpose of the Educational System to make all the little offspring Feel Good About Themselves?

    F**k Critical Thinking. We’ll get a computer program that does that.

  • 935 Lies

    Imagine how wealthy you could become by selling them something that they want or find cool?

    Like iPods. Sneakers. Tuition. Beer. Dope.

    Can you say, “Useful Idiots?”

  • http://www.mytowntalks.com MyTownTalks

    I hope it was satire, if they where serious then we really need to stop worrying about this campaign and start working to get our kids off drugs because something is defintiely wrong here :-)

  • ObamaNOT

    I may have posted my last post in haste, I took the title of this article to say you now supported BO…I apologize if I took it wrong…And I hope you will forgive my assumptions…I guess this article is against BO, which I hope it is, I can’t see the video…Go you PUMAs, sincerely ObamaNOT….

  • Anna

    Thes kids are picked off the streets and ask if they like to make a fast buck.Sure how much? Oh $5.oo dollars.Make it look real and Iwill pay you $5.00 dollars more.Oh that’s so cool,I mean like. MAN THEY COULDN’T EVEN TALK.The eyes were all red.Someone has been smoke’n dope…Really the way they act.It’s like no brains or something.

    They diDn’t have anything with while to talk about.I bet they don’t have to worry come Feb 9 to change their tv over HDT- Why ?I know they can’t watch tv or do the internet search files in senate 1999-2000-2001-2003-2004-2005-2006- they will find the truth out.And you know they can’t really see how Obama really is cauce if they did they would really flip out.I’m sorry for you two.REALLY

    Hey Obama came out from hideing to address the georgia war going on updated 2 hours ago.What was he waiting on to see what John McCain-Hillary-Bush had to say first.You know it’s always Obama coming up last to avaoid his stupid self.so he waits to get infor and traing on what to say from Jiohn McCain-Hillary-Bush oh and Rice to.

    Obama is a joke.He can be looked through now in his sneaky ways. What a loser

  • Len

    See what happens when glue is sniffed during pregnancy!

  • Zack

    FEC Investigation of Obama Eligibility

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Federal-Elections-Commssion/index.html

    GO to this pittition and sing it.You don’t have to donate anything if you can’t-Just hit next-next and then go back to pittition and then back bar-back bar till you get back to the pittition sugnuture and then on top at singuture clink to see if your signuture took. It’s going on now.

  • Donkey Kong

    Barack Obam’a momma was white. This makes him a mulatto. Votiing for him just because he is black is no different than me voting for him just because he is white.

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