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Obama Revealed!

By CRAIG DELLA PENNA on January 22, 2010 at 12:30 AM in Current Affairs

The intrepid sleuths at “The Heraclitan Fire” have made a truly astonishing find (dumpster-diving outside the offices of a well known image manipulation and PR firm). They have discovered an unfinished document which answers many questions we have all had about Obama and provides a peek into the inner workings of the Obama ‘operation…

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…at last, the truth comes out!

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  • Anonymous

    ROTFLMAO

  • SeriouslySickOfObama

    Oh..here’s a better MEMO that was left off the form…The Definition of Obama that must not be revealed to the public!  This is private information, LOL! The Real Obama-Pathological Liar

    Pathological liars, or “mythomaniacs,” may be suffering from histrionic personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder. The following comments basically reflect a pathological liar who has the characteristics of histrionic personality disorder.
    Some characteristics
    1. Exaggerates things that are ridiculous.
    2. One-upping. Whatever you do, this person can do it better. You will never top them in their own mind, because they have a concerted need to be better than everyone else. This also applies to being right. If you try to confront an individual like this, no matter how lovingly and well-intentioned you might be – this will probably not be effective. It’s threatening their fantasy of themselves, so they would rather argue with you and bring out the sharp knives than admit that there’s anything wrong with them.
    3. They “construct” a reality around themselves. They don’t value the truth, especially if they don’t see it as hurting anyone. If you call them on a lie and they are backed into a corner, they will act very defensively and say ugly things (most likely but depends on personality), but they may eventually start to act like, “Well, what’s the difference? You’re making a big deal out of nothing!” (again, to refocus the conversation to your wrongdoing instead of theirs).
    4. Because these people don’t value honesty, a lot of times they will not value loyalty. So watch what you tell them. They will not only tell others, but they will embellish to make you look worse. Their loyalty is fleeting, and because they are insecure people, they will find solace in confiding to whomever is in their favor at the moment.
    5. They may be somewhat of a hypochondriac. This can come in especially useful when caught in a lie, for example, they can claim that they have been sick, or that there’s some mysteriously “illness” that has them all stressed out. It’s another excuse tool for their behavior.
    6. Obviously, they will contradict what they say. This will become very clear over time. They usually aren’t smart enough to keep track of so many lies (who would be?).
    Another WikiAnswers Contributor adds:

    They lie about even the smallest things. For example, saying “I brushed my teeth today,” when they didn’t. They add exaggerations to every sentence. They change their story all the time. They act very defensively when you question their statements. They believe what they say is true, when everyone else knows it isn’t.

    An alternate ‘checklist’:

    Lies when it is very easy to tell the truth. Lies to get sympathy, to look better, to save their butt, etc. Fools people at first but once they get to know him, no one believes anything they ever say. May have a personality disorder. Extremely manipulative. Has been caught in lies repeatedly. Never fesses up to the lies. Is a legend in their own mind. Much Thanks to WIKI for the following information, LOL!

  • EllenD

    Thanks, Craig. This is obviously a prototype. Too many bugs.

  • Anonymous

    Nice!

  • Professor Josh Applebaum

    I am severely distressed seeing a humorous article mocking our President in this dark hour, when the Rethuglican mobs and Christianist terrorists have attacked the civil rights of the people of The People’s Republic of the United States, armed with ignorance, pitchforks and burning crosses.

    Just when President Obama was going to implement the most humanitarian move of any president’s career, ** Free Medical Insurance to All and All ** which would not cost a penny to anyone, we have a redneck with a truck who probably has physical relations with his daughters steal this grand plan away! The sick and the needy, how are they to be treated now, how are they to be cared for?

    And people in this blog are mocking the purest, most exalted and blindingly intelligent man this nation has known for the last two hundred years? Obama is pure light. And he shines on us. How lucky are we? Have some frikken gratitude.

    I have sent a check, a $100 donation to the magnificent Nancy Pelosi, to start the revolution, and have her fight, fight, until the dying of the night. Educated people like myself will not allow Christian Retard Sex-Doll Palin and Christianist Terrorist Truck Driver Brown drag this country down into a hole of indicency and immorality! I too will fight!

    Please read the amazing (and sexy) David Brooks who explains that a country that does not have Free Medical Insurance to All and All is NOT a moral country! This is a matter of ETHICS people, ETHICS! And you are making fun of Obama, the greatest leader and political thinker perhaps since Karl Marx?

    I weep for you! Weep! The shande! The shande!

  • JustMe

    Could you please point us towards this information?

    Free Medical Insurance to All and All ** which would not cost a penny to anyone,

  • JustMe

    Could you please point us towards this information? 
     
    Free Medical Insurance to All and All ** which would not cost a penny to anyone,

  • propertius

    I’m so relieved.He’s already “overexposed” and  I was afraid you were going to tell me he’d been a Cosmo centerfold or something. ;)

  • Yisroel Kupferberg

    Mr Larry Johnson, I am 92 years old and I live in New York, and I watch you on CNN, and like you very much. But you must take this comment by this person Craig Paniny off because they are making fun of President Elect Obama. President Barack Obama is a mensch, and a naches to this country. Everything he does and says is a mitzve because he is a man with much rachmones for the weak and poor. He is already doing a lot for global warming (he should stop, we are freezing here in New York) he will surely bring peace to the Middle East, he is making friends with important and good leaders in South America like Mr. Hugo Chavez and the economy is in excellent shape after the stimulus money went to all the right places. That is because Obama is a tzadik, just look at his punim, always caring and smiling to babies. I tell you it is great for me in old age to see a mensch like Obama in power, he is so emmes. I have been a member of the American Socialist Party for 79 years, and I am happy to see my shekels used in a wise way after all these years. Believe me I’m getting zaftig with joy watching goyishe kakers complaining about this great man. So, please, no complaints about Obama.

  • Anonymous

    You are joking, right?

  • Anonymous

    Josh, you are joking, right?

  • SeriouslySickOfObama

    Hmm…are you with the show PUNKED??  Seriously, you can’t be serious…This is a joke right?  If you believe what you wrote, then you are INSANE and/or MADLY IN LOVE with the MANCHILD N CHIEF, you can’t be SERIOUS!!

  • HARP

    You are an idiot!!

  • getfitnow

    You’re kidding–right?

  • SeriouslySickOfObama

    Yisroel Kupferberg and Professor Josh Applebaum are the same person.  The new comment section is great for showing multiple personalities!! Click on his name and see detail..click details and it shows all his post from his IP with both screen names!! IDIOT!!

  • PortiaElizabeth

    Somebody’s gonna be late for school if he doesn’t stop playing on the ‘puter.
    Such heavy-handed sarcasm is not worthy of this most excellent web blog.
    Subtlety makes us laugh. These two do not.

  • creeper

    If this isn’t snark you are hopelessly lost here.

  • creeper

    SSOO, thanks for the unmasking.  Thanks also for info profiles.  Oddly enough, though I’m logged in here I can’t see the details.  Nor can I find anywhere to “sign in” as it asks me to do.  It must be there but I’m not seeing it.  Help, anyone.

  • Doc99

    Obama/Holder DOJ rebuffs Washington Times request for Philadelphia Panther Voter Intimidation case.

    http://washingtontimes.com/news/2010/jan/22/justice-refuses-to-release-documents/

    The Justice Department, citing privilege claims, has refused to release e-mails and other documents sought under an open records request by The Washington Times to explain its decision last year to dismiss a civil complaint accusing the New Black Panther Party of intimidating voters at a Philadelphia polling place.
    In a letter, the department said that while 69 documents totaling 135 pages were responsive to the Freedom of Information Act request for information on how and why the decision to dismiss the complaint was made, they were being withheld because of “deliberative process” and “attorney work-product” privilege exemptions.
    “For your information, the withheld material includes e-mails between officials in the Civil Rights Division and the Office of the Associate Attorney General regarding the litigation strategy, drafts of court filings and briefing materials related to the subject of your request,” said Carmen L. Mallon, chief of staff in the department’s office of information policy.

    Transparency!

  • No Longer Banned in Beantown

    A shrink would make (is making) a career and fortune from this man. He still worships a father that abandoned him. He sought his fathers love and approval throughout his young life, and made up fantasies about how wonderful his father was. Which led to making up fantasies about how wonderful he himself is.

    What else do you need to know. He has deep seated emotional scars and problems that he never came to terms with even as an adult.

    Obama is the most emotionally disturbed President this country has ever seen. Look at the emotional wack jobs that are leaders of other countries and see where Obama is going to lead us.

    His substitute father figure is now Nancy Piglosi et al. He desperately needs her (their) approval. He marches to their drum and can’t think for himself.

  • Doc99

    One small detail for the creators – Montivideo is in Uruguay, not Paraguay.

  • Mary cusack

    This is satire, Right?

  • FLDemFem

    He probably is…zaftig means plump..and I don’t think people get plump with joy. His spelling and usage of Yiddish really sucks.

  • Texas Playwright

    Hee, hee, that is funny!  Anybody with a printer, make some enlarged copies and pass ‘em around.  The mood and mind of the American people will quickly present themselves.

  • Sassy

    Speaking of the Justice Department, will we find out who authorized the Miranda rights for the underwear bomber?
    I only saw segments of the hearings, but Homeland Security and the FBI were not notified about it, according to testimony.

  • Docelder

    I think you are vulnrerable to the NLP portions of “the light’s” speeches. Try this, watch them without the sound, and later listen to them without the picture and see if they don’t sound different to you that way. I think they will. You will see the visual triggers without the sound and then the audio triggers without the visual ones. It is all smoke and mirrors. It is all deception. Once the magic is gone, it’s gone.

  • oowawa

    It appears we are in for another rash of wild snark postings headed by pseudo-Jewish names, as before.

  • Docelder

    I was at a store yesterday. A man was checking out, the clerk was a young man no more than twenty. The clerk said credit or debit. The man said debit, and added I no longer use credit cards. He went on that Obama had let banks up their interest rates on credit cards. The clerk, a twenty year old himself said yes because Obama wanted to change the country. The clerk went on to say “epic fail”. Wow, I was touched to see a young person with open eyes.

  • Obama: Dubya 2 Electric Boogaloo
  • Craig Della Penna

    Oops, my bad – or was I actually protecting AAGR&A by misdirection?

  • oowawa

    Funny, Craig!  The schematic diagrams behind the structure of Oborg Nation will gradually come to light.  As your recently discovered Obamatron form reveals, Thee One is also just a small cog in something turning . . .

  • AC

    Creeper,
    I think you just place the cursor over the name (in blue) and a box will come up for you to click onto–left click details.
    At least that’s how I do it.

  • Obamastolemycountry

    President Elect???  Cool!  Let’s request those docs before he is sworn in!

  • oowawa

    Ooooo–this sounds like fun, Doc. 

    I’ve heard that if you take every tenth frame from an Obama speech and string them together after filtering out the rest, this is what you get:

  • oowawa

    HaHa propertius–if they ever feature Thee One as a centerfold, they’ll be sure to Photoshop his head onto Dwayne Johnson’s body.

  • Sassy

    The crowd at Scott Brown’s celebration had a lot of young people.
    Maybe they liked him as well as his lovely daughters and Doug Flutie!

  • Docelder

    I know, I probably sound like a conspiracist. But even salesmen are trained in these underhanded and manipulative techniques. Think what could be done with the President, where there is a captive audience and there is already strong emotion and trust established based on the office alone. To get my point, recall the “office of the president elect” placards. Think starting with that and add these voice, visual and sound triggers professionally crafted by experts in these manipulative techniques. It is immoral in my opinion. I imagine they think it is just getting the message across in a better way. But that would be rationalization.

  • Onofre’s arm

    Damn oowawa, you almost killed me. When I was instructed to breath out, my phone rang and I had to listen to a lengthy robo-call, and I must have missed the prompt to breath in again. The subsequent hypoxia that I suffered must have caused me to pass out, fall off of my chair, bump my elbow, and lie lifelessly on the floor for God only knows how long. Fortunately, my cat’s raspy tongue licked me back to life (I’m sure reviving me was not the cat’s intention, cats are cautious creatures that like to get a good taste of something before they devour it). It’s lucky for me that I don’t own a Rottweiler, I’ve seen them swallow a whole chicken in one effortless gulp. As it is, besides the bruise in my elbow, I have a painful pink spot where the cat licked off my epidermis. The bruise I can easily explain, but I’ll have to crank up my fertile imagination to craft a plausible explanation for my feline hickey. You should post a warning for your hypnosis video.

  • oowawa

    No Doc–you don’t sound like a conspiracist to me–sure didn’t mean to suggest that.  69,000,000 blissed out voters are a good indication that something’s in the air, and it ain’t just CO2 and oxygen.

  • oowawa

    Hilarious!

  • oowawa

    I think we’re so close to these events that we don’t have perspective on how ludicrous and surreal these events really are.  For example, picture this as the name for a rock group: Miranda Rights & the Underwear Bombers.

  • Peggy Sue

    I knew there was a reason I’ve always used the term: Obamatron.  Thanks for the validation, Craig :-D .  Very clever!  And unfortunately, it has a scary realism to it.  Which is why the loon[s], masking behind the Jewish monikers, have hit the thread.

    They wish they were half as clever.

  • Docelder

    No, I didn’t think you meant that. I was going to add something by replying to myself and hit the wrong link and deleted the post by accident. I wish it had an are you sure type of component to it. I have done that a couple of times now. Maybe it’s a subliminal thing, But I do think these guys may believe that they are just delivering “the message” in the most effective way. But to me, if that method involves techniques such as induction techniques  it is wrong.

  • Onofre’s arm

    Ba-Rock Obama? I’m going to be ill.

  • oowawa

    Remember, The Rock’s latest role is the Tooth Fairy!  He can morph with Thee One’s radiant gesicht, no sweat!

  • oowawa

    Remember, The Rock’s latest role is the Tooth Fairy!  He can morph with Thee One’s radiant visage, no sweat!

  • Anonymous

    We need some of those funny pie charts or bar graphs that put visuals to some of these idiocies. Maybe an administration flow chart that accounts for lobbyists and special interests. That would be fun. We need something to keep from going nuts out here living in the middle of the “mess” that Obama has “inherited” just for perks and grins.

  • stodghie

    professor, i read your other article where you said you are a socialist. hmmmmm if you really mean all this garbage(that is what it is), then i have to ask most sincerely see you doctor soon. as you claim to be in your 90s, i would add that your thinking is showing severe problems with problem solving and cognitive thinking.

  • stodghie

    TROLL ALERT ADMINISTRATION. WE NEED A CLEANUP ON ISLE 2.

  • bamaLV

    EVERYONE (INCLUDING DEMOCRATS) ARE SO DISGUSTED WITH THIS PRESIDENT, THAT I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF THEY SECRETLY HOPE THAT IF THE REPUBLICANS TAKE BACK THE MAJORITY, THEY WILL START IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDING ASAP.       GETTING RID OF OBAMA IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE THEIR BACKSIDES.     WE NEED TO ASK EVERY REP. RUNNING IN 2010 IF THEY WOULD CONSIDER IMPEACHMENT. THEN MAKE THAT A PRIORITY FOR OUR VOTE.     SAME  WAY SCOTT BROWN WON THE ELECTION, BY RUNNING AGAINST OBAMA.     LOOK HOW WELL THAT WORKED. I AM A (FORMER) DEM. WHO WILL VOTE FOR  A MONKEY (WHO WOULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN OBAMA) THAN EVER VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT AGAIN.   WE CANT AFFORD ANOTHER 3 YEARS OF THIS SHAM OF A PRESIDENT.    IF HE’S DONE THIS MUCH DAMAGE IN UNDER A YEAR, THINK WHAT HE WILL DO WITH 3 MORE YEARS.  GOD HELP US.

  • Marty "Che" Kirschenbaum

    Well at least the people of the United States have revealed their hand – this is and forever will be a racist, mysoginist and merciless country: 40% of Americans hate minorities, women and illegals.
    Wicked, brain-dead fascist Republicans, experts at obstructionism and brainwashing children with Christian white supremacist propaganda, have tricked the polls and have pushed orphans, the handicapped, the mentally challenged and the pure-hearted poor aside, and have sold them, in pure Repulsive Rethuglican fashion, to the highest bidding special interest lobbyists, pharma executives and the military industrial complex.
    Time for all Americans to accept this: a nation that has no socialized medicine and allows the killing of animals for food has no understanding of morality.
    How stupid are the people of Mass? It’s *FREE* medical treatment. FREE! How stupid do you have to be to say no to free?
    I beg you to listen to Chris, Rachel and Keith on MSNBC and have these smart people explain to you why health care is a civil right and how come it’s free.
    And even though I’m a non-violent person, I blame Joe Lieberman the back-stabbing duckface for this whole thing, and he should be hanged from his wrinkled sack and treated like a pinata on Cinqo de Mayo.
    And to all dumb pickup drivers out there: with Nancy and Harry on our side, we will endure. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. Viva La Revolucion!

  • lemonv

    must be from the Onion?

  • juan

    “Educated people like myself ”

    That’s an oxymoron!  lol

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