Obama’s “Accomplishments”?

Obama has accomplished something this year. And it wasn’t something small! In fact, it was a feat so amazing and unanticipated…I would never have thought it possible for any human being to accomplish. In fact, his succeeding in this truly makes him the Obamessiah in my eyes.

He has made me miss George W Bush….

He brought us a majority democratic Congress that blocks their own legislation!

He effectively ended the long reign of the Kennedy dynasty.  Now that is a worthy accomplishment!

By the way I don’t think he bought a dog.  Wasn’t BO a gift from Uncle Teddy?

He educated millions of Americans about the 57 states.

He made all of us realize what racist we truly are. 

He taught us its ok to bow down to muslim leaders if you are the president.

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I concur with POdVet. The One has accomplished the impossible: I too miss W.
 
I miss BC. I miss GB the first, and RR and even JC (that’s Carter, not Christ). I disagreed with all of these presidents from time to time, but at least I didn’t cringe with embarrassment every time they opened their pie hole to utter vacuous “profundities” and convoluted Oprah-esque “wisdom.” None of them would have been so full of shit as to give themselves a B+. Could you imagine RR giving himself a B+? He would have dismissed grade-giving as irrelevant when the grade giver was the same as the grade earner. BO doesn’t see the conflict of interest, though, cause he’s a dumb ass. Just like Kanye.

Was accepted the ” Nobel Peace Prize” for simply doing nothing.

Democrats are refusing to run for office…even the vice-president’s son!

He has shown politicians the world over that any situation that can be dealt with if you have the right speech loaded into the teleprompter.

and showed the whole country how to use their middle finger salute!

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I concur with POdVet. The One has accomplished the impossible: I too miss W.

I miss BC. I miss GB the first, and RR and even JC (that’s Carter, not Christ). I disagreed with all of these presidents from time to time, but at least I didn’t cringe with embarrassment every time they opened their pie hole to utter vacuous “profundities” and convoluted Oprah-esque “wisdom.” None of them would have been so full of shit as to give themselves a B+. Could you imagine RR giving himself a B+? He would have dismissed grade-giving as irrelevant when the grade giver was the same as the grade earner. BO doesn’t see the conflict of interest, though, cause he’s a dumb ass. Just like Kanye.

Obama made shit worth a Nobel Peace Prize plus 50 million dollars.

I concur with POdVet. The One has accomplished the impossible. I miss W. I miss BC. I miss GB the first, and RR and even JC (that’s Carter, not Christ). I disagreed with all of these presidents from time to time, but at least I didn’t cringe with embarrassment every time they opened their pie hole to utter vacuous “profundities” and convoluted Oprah-esque “wisdom.” None of them would have been so full of shit as to give themselves a B+. Could you imagine RR giving himself a B+? He would have dismissed grade-giving as irrelevant when the grade giver was the same as the grade earner. BO doesn’t see the conflict of interest, though, cause he’s a dumb ass. Just like Kanye.

Obama: ‘I didn’t sign off on those shady health care deals.’ Really? By: John McCormack
Weekly Standard
01/26/10 1:17 PM EST

Mary Katharine Ham notes that President Obama tells ABC:
“Let’s just clarify. I didn’t make a bunch of deals [on health care]. … There is a legislative process that is taking place in Congress and I am happy to own up to the fact that I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked.”
But the Washington Post reported on December 20 that Obama’s top aides were involved in the negotiations with Nelson:
Schumer, who spent more than 13 hours in Reid’s office Friday, said the Medicaid issue was settled around lunchtime, and the final eight hours of the talks focused on the abortion language. Boxer estimated she spent seven hours in Reid’s offices — without ever once sitting in the same room, even though they were all of 25 steps apart.
Reid and Schumer kept up the “shuttle negotiation” between the leader’s conference room and his top aide’s office, Boxer said. Keenly aware how tense the talks were, the White House dispatched two aides who together have decades of experience in the Senate — Jim Messina and Peter Rouse — to work with Nelson. They relayed their intelligence to White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, who monitored the talks from a dinner in Georgetown.
Perhaps Messina and Rouse just showed up to provide the “Christmas cookies” that Reid and Schumer chowed down to sustain themselves during the tense negotiations, but it’s hard to believe that Obama’s aides didn’t sign off on both the abortion and Medicaid backroom deals.
Michelle Malkin sums it up:
The unmitigated chutzpah here is so blinding that I don’t just need sunglasses to protect my eyes. I need blackout curtains. Watch President Obama blame Congress for Demcare bribery and sabotage of transparency. As if Rahm and all the senior goons in the White House weren’t twisting arms and cracking heads to ensure that the deal met their boss’s timeline. As if the Cadillac tax break for unions hadn’t been hashed out at 1600 Pennsylvania.

Read more at the Washington Examiner: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Obama-pretends-he-didnt-sign-off-on-the-shady-health-care-deals-82699357.html#ixzz0dpdSVczH

And don’t forget the egography lesson of the Great Lakes being in Oregon!

Good ones, y’all!  Kepp ‘em coming!  

I think the better trick is that he reminded me of George W. Bush Jr. instead of missing him.

They’re both incompetent boobs.

I think he also accomplished Martin Luther King Jr. Dream…that is to say, that one shouldn’t judge Obama for his skin, but the content of his character.

And his character is lacking.

He has become the first and only one man party.
He solves problems by simply renaming them.

Ha Ha Ha –I LOVE this answer. Just the other day I said at least Bush Jr had been a governor (part time) and actually did work out bipartisan deals in TX!

But he still left us a big fat mess…..too big for Barky to deal with. He is just like Bush–he doesn’t like to work so hard!

 
Being President means sitting with your feet on the table, dictating, while his subordinates stand around watching!

Wed nights are Party night

and Friday is date night!

Timmy, we don’t use that kind of language here – I think you mean JACKshit! 

Thee One taught us that

Being wrong is never having to say you’re sorry.

You do not have to accept the blame just because you accepted the responsibility.

Thee One taught us that 
 
Being wrong is never having to say you’re sorry. 
 
You do not have to accept the blame just because you accepted the responsibility.

Transparency is clearest when it’s practiced behind closed doors.

Obama did lead more americans to find a common cause…getting him and his cronies OUT of office!

He has allowed me to go into a liberal recovery program

I’m not sure if this falls under the category of alchemy or mass hypnosis, but in either case, Obama deserves accolades for managing to convince 69,000,000 voters that chicken shit is chicken salad, or that a shit sandwich is tasty as long as it is articulate, clean, doesn’t talk like a Negro, and is light skinned enough.

He turned a lot of lifelong Democrats into Independents and now the Independents are helping Republicans kick Democrat’s ass.

He has accomplished the feat of spending as much time on television than reruns of Law and Order.

He has turned the heretofore unnoticed and mostly unknown ”teleprompter” into a well known item.

He turned a lot of lifelong Democrats into Independents and now the Independents are helping Republicans kick Democrat’s ass. 
 
He has accomplished the feat of spending as much time on television as reruns of Law and Order. 
 
He has turned the heretofore unnoticed and mostly unknown ”teleprompter” into a well known item.

I will concede that things could have gone better, it is a learning process, and that’s why President Obama only gave himself a B+ for his first year. But one must put the first year in context. President Obama inherited the biggest economic mess since the Great Depression. He also has the media against him, while the media was in Bush’s pocket, cheerleading for him when he pursued two reckless and unending wars. I think President Obama will most likely do better in his second year.

http://www.thefoxnation.com/president-obama/2010/01/26/report-thin-skinned-obama-says-press-against-me

His accomplishments:

became the first (& hopefully the last) “Man-Child” president;

he’s successfully united “We the People”; and

he’s shown that there is such a king in The Emperor’s New Clothes really exits.      

I want to thank everyone for giving me such a great laugh!!! So many good ones I couldn’t hope to even pick one out as the best one! This is so fun!   

Obama managed to work a Democratic loss in Massachusetts, an utterly astounding feat, despite protests to the contrary.  Were we warned?  Oh yes, many, many times even before the election.  And after?  Anyone who can agonize over the choice of a family dog [even though Bo is very cute] is not ready for primetime and certainly not a WH-level decision maker.

It’s going to be a lo-o-ong 3 years!   

The only way Obama can do better in his second year is to resign from the office of President.

And as for the media being “against him”, that is patently absurd. The media spends so much time kissing Obama’s ass it’s a wonder he doesn’t line his undies with Chapstick.

FF,
are you Ellie Light? honestly, you cant be serious. you are just such a caricature of a kool aid drinking obot. I am starting to be convinced you write these this just to be funny and get attention.

Warning

He made the Republicans relevant again, well…sort of and after his SOTU speech tonight, he will have managed  to alienate just about everybody. 

Yes, Obama has put such an ugly pall on public service that many would-be politicians are reconsidering a career in politics and are choosing instead the more honorable occupations of used car sales and ambulance chasing. 

This’ll help…

Ahhhh, he’s a uniter, not a divider.

and lets not forget all the reputations and careers he has ruined or smeared   .rev. wright (and his church),tom daschle, van jones, anita dunning, tim geitner, bill and hillary clinton, bill richardson,bill nelson, ben nelson,mary landreiu, martha coakley, john mccain, sara palin, joe biden and all those dems who are quitting because of him. please feel free to add to this list. im sure there are plenty i have forgotten.  btw, he said he hasnt changed congress…well he will in 2010…to republican.

Perhaps Thee One’s greatest accomplishment: He freed untold thousands from the bondage of party affiliation: Party Unity My Ass!  Since Obama freed the Dems, every day is Independents Day!

This accomplishment alone should earn him a place on Mount Rushmore, right alongside the Great Emancipator . . .

He performed a miracle: he raised the Republican Party from the dead.

Singlehandedly redefined grading system for “a solid B+”.
Obama’s first year in office……..a solid B+
Captain of the Titanic….a solid B+
General Custer……….a solid B+
Katrina first response……a solid B+
Transatlantic air travel by derigible………….a solid B+
Use of lawnmower to clip toenails……a solid B+

There will really be “no child left behind” now.

(Is this part of his education initiative?)

He made every single Founding Father rolls in his grave by being the first British citizen sitting in the White House as POTUS.

(he was born British, never formally abandonned this citizenship even after having chosen not to claim a kenyan citizenship at the time of Kenya independance, therefore according to British laws is still a British citizen to this day, dual citizen US/British at best…)

How about: He inherited (spent a billion dollars to get the job) an unemployment rate of less than 8%, promised that unless the porkulus bill was passed the rate would rise to 8%, he rammed that partisan bill through, then sat back to watch the unemployment rate explode to over 10%, then blamed his poor math skills and economic ignorance on Bush. He’s a magician, and he wasn’t saying “Hope and Change” while he was transforming the greatest country in the history of the world into a third world cesspool, he was actually saying “Presto-change-o.”

He has proven that the democrats can’t pick a winner, when she’s standing right in front of them!

We now know how to plant a garden……..thank God for their wisdom.

FF

My coffee just came out of my nose since I gagged so hard reading your comment.  What planet did you say you’re from?

Yes, with the choice of this very cute dog, whom I don’t begrudge having a home, though he may wish he had a better one, I hope the HSUS rethinks its choice to endorse a candidate ever again.  That dog in the WH was supposed to be a shelter dog.  The HSUS got a tongue lashing from many Repub and independent members, and even lost a few members.  HSUS does much, much that is good for animals and should never risk again alienating some of its members.

Yep mountainaires, Fun!  We’re dancing on the edge of the precipice.  Thank God for NQ!  It’s like the happy 1930′s all over again!
Landlords mad and getting madder
Ain’t we got fun?
Times are so bad and getting badder
Still we have fun
There’s nothing surer
The rich get rich and the poor get laid off
In the meantime, in between time
Ain’t we got fun?

He most likel embarrassed many British citizens for accomplishing that feat, too.

lmao

“He found Joe Biden and will dust him off and try to sell him again. (to the highest bidder)” 

Good thing Biden didn’t get blown up on his Iraq visit! …Even though I suspected the time period and reasoning Obama WAS sending him there-yet again.

And, I’m not sure if we can consider his final selection of that cute doggie, Bo an accomplishment.  Didn’t he promise to get a dog from a shelter?  Maybe he ment a Portugese shelter.

How about being the first President in over 50 years to have the steepest curve in their approval ratings their first year in office.  
I just checked and he is still below a 50% average at Real Clear Politics  –  48.8% approval rating average at RCP. 

That means he has only had a 50% approval average or better just a few days in since the end of November 2009. 

Maybe Obama is missing Bush too and wants to break his approval rating record. LOL

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president_obama_job_approval-1044.html

lmao

“He found Joe Biden and will dust him off and try to sell him again. (to the highest bidder)”

Good thing Biden didn’t get blown up on his Iraq visit! …Even though I suspected the time period and reasoning Obama WAS sending him there-yet again.

And, I’m not sure if we can consider his final selection of that cute doggie, Bo, an accomplishment. Didn’t he promise to get a dog from a shelter? Maybe he meant a Portugese shelter.

He practiced and practiced and practiced learning how to salute so he would look like the Commander-in-Chief.  He needs more practice.  Lots more.

Yes, he is one of those people who could never lead in corporate America because he would blame eveybody under him for any mistake, yet would take all the credit if something did well. Nobody would want to work with or under him. I think this is what we are seeing. He is so narcissistic, he is becoming a one man party. Maybe Oprah was right in a way, he is “the one”. Or he is quickly becoming that.

The Obama Girl says he should have worked in his first year.

In the State of Union addr., he will explain to us why we are angry at his first year.

Does the middle finger count as a salute?

I promise I will vote for Obama if he comes out tonight and performs this little number.

don’t forget that they found lead in the soil the garden was planted in.

 Obamas accomplishments to date; porkulus/ spendulus, Failed Socialist stealth care bill,Taxpayer funded lawyers for Al-Qaeda defendants, White House organic garden. 412 speeches about himself,  A successful easter egg roll at the white house, A basketball court in the basement,  Multiple visits to Copenhagen with no accomplishments to show for it at taxpayer expense,  A complete loss of respect for the office of the Presidency of the United States overseas, 10% + unemployment and rising, $4 TRILLION DOLLARS of additional Government debt with interest componding daily to China ET AL, And lots of ridicule on late night comedy,

And the election of Scott Brown! …. Well at least he did one good thing!

Ate some waffles

I forgot to add to the list I gave you that Obama SAVED one hundred guzillion jobs! Just ask him, he wouldn’t lie!

I guess it’s true..(Obama)Jesus  Saves.

Well, you are what you eat!

Just thought of another.

He reads better than our Chief Justice of The Supreme Court–when  he flubbed reading the Oath of Office–brings me to another one time accomplishment.

Took the Oath of Office twice

Just thought of another.

He reads better than our Chief Justice of The Supreme Court–when Roberts flubbed reading the Oath of Office–brings me to another one time accomplishment. 

Took the Oath of Office twice

Hey!  Don’t diss Law and Order like that! 

He has proven many things along with his “soul mate/brother dubya,” like you can fool most of the people some of the time, and some of the people, all the time… But truth has a way of revealing itself.

HAR, HAR!  A big Hillary from-the-gut laugh on that first one!  I almost fell out of my chair.   ”He bought a dog.”  That says it all.

Yes, Just me, BHO made the job a POTUS a Part time job!

He made being a former centerfold as a candidate irrelevent!

Boy! All those people under the bus with one sentence:  Pharma, Ins. cos, Pelosi, Reid, unions, and all those people who voted for two two bills.  Boy o boy!

And took three weeks to decide on what type.  Now that decisive!

He united all of the US enemies of the world to one shared goal, to donate to The One’s Presidential campaign.

He finally achieved what no single democrat has been able to do before.  He has completely destroyed the democratic Party!

Accomplished the impossible: made Sarah Palin look responsible.

Ooooo.  You’re being brave, donjo.  Trust me, a comment like that will get you a thousand lashes. 

Make that GEOGRAPHY – sheesh – sorry!

Amen to that, buzz!

And OA, I’ll hve something up later abt the whole “Uniter” moniker…

ROTFLMAO – oh, SNAP, FLDemFem!! 

Where can we get some of that, Dubya2??  LOL…

He removed a heavy burden off the shoulders of Jimmy Carter.

http://fora.tv/2009/11/05/Joe_Biden_Challenges_Facing_Middle_Class_in_21st_Century#Joe_Biden_The_American_Dream_Is_Receding

Amen to that, sister (as a monthly contributing member to HSUS).  Where was the outcry when the Obamas went for a oedigreed dog (we knew they would, right?)??  Yeah, nowhere.  What a great media…

Yes he did!  Yes he did!! 

ROTFLMAO – excellent, texan!

Yes, well said, Sassy!!  (I hope you’re hearing applause for that one!)

Can I just say, y’all are some of the most creative people – THANK YOU for all of these snappy remarks.  It is wonderful to be able to laugh at some of the insanity that is Obama’s presidency…

Welcome, Nunly!!  See what you started?? 

True that – and abt his donors, too.

“Everybody can buy a truck”.  Yep.  And, I hope you’ll be riding shotgun in that truck when he drives your ass out of DC in 1/2013. 

lol.  Yeah, “the middle class has been dealth out of the American dream for too long”…..’ and we’ll continue that.  As evidence shows.

Yikes!

Amy — I thought you were referring to his ego being the size of a great lake.

Timmy — and he made a Nobel peace Prize worth shit.

.) passed the bank bailout… a $350 billion accomplishment.

2.) banned the use of “harsh interrogation” and ordered the closing of Guantánamo.

3.) reversed George W. Bush’s funding cutoff to overseas family planning organizations

4.) gave a green light to the California car-emissions standards that Bush had been blocking for six years

5.) signed the stimulus bill — a $787 billion accomplishment.

6.) formally announced America’s withdrawal from Iraq.

7.) erased Bush’s decision to restrict federal funding for stem-cell research.

8.) saved Chrysler and GM, and thousands of jobs

9.) reset the tone of our relations with the entire Arab world with a single speech

10.) unveiled the “Cash for Clunkers” program, a “socialist” giveaway that reanimated the corpse of our car industry and led the billion-dollar profit that Ford announced

11.) got Sonia Sotomayor confirmed

12.) signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

13.) ordered release of the torture memos

14.) pushed for charter schools

15.) put more than two million acres of wild land under federal protection.

16.) ended Bush’s war on medical marijuana

17.) signed a hate crimes bill

18.) announced plans to repeal DADT

19.) stopped the financial collapse, revived the credit markets, and nudged the economy toward 3.5 percent growth in the last quarter.

20.) put the country on the verge of accomplishing the awesome and seemingly impossible task that eluded mighty presidents like FDR, LBJ, and WJC — health-care reform.

21.) Pulled more concessions from Iran than Bush got in 8 years of senseless saber-rattling.

22.) Increased the minimum wage, sorely needed by the workers in this country who currently have lower real wages than they did in 1970, even as our GDP has grown 18-fold.

23.) Oversaw the killing of Al-Qaeda’s top man in Pakistan and a host of other terrorist leaders.

24.) Finally reworked our military budget from an ancient and ineffective cold-war focus to a high-tech-focused counterinsurgency tool…something Bush never even touched, even as his “war on terror” rhetoric reached a fever pitch.

25.) Managed just enough threats against the banks that they’ve started repaying the TARP money Bush paid out.

26.) Started the process of re-regulating the banking/insurance/investment industry for the first real time since the 1930′s.

27.) Got the politics and pressure out of the Department of Justice.

28.) Dramatically modernized White House communications and technology, improving the flow of information to the public.

29.) Started over 2500 highway projects, with bidding so fierce that the costs are below expectations and should allow even more projects than expected.

30.) Created a $2500 tuition tax credit to help shore up our woeful debt-burden on families.

31.) Reworked our student loan programs to great improvement.

32.) Stabilized Pakistan with $5B in aid.

33.) Created the Office of Urban Policy and reversed Bush cuts to inner-city anti-gang/anti-gun policies, policies experts say are instrumental in reducing crime.

34.) Completely reset our relationships with the rest of the world, vastly improving the view of America among both our allies and our opponents.

.) passed the bank bailout… a $350 billion accomplishment.

2.) banned the use of “harsh interrogation” and ordered the closing of Guantánamo.

3.) reversed George W. Bush’s funding cutoff to overseas family planning organizations

4.) gave a green light to the California car-emissions standards that Bush had been blocking for six years

5.) signed the stimulus bill — a $787 billion accomplishment.

6.) formally announced America’s withdrawal from Iraq.

7.) erased Bush’s decision to restrict federal funding for stem-cell research.

8.) saved Chrysler and GM, and thousands of jobs

9.) reset the tone of our relations with the entire Arab world with a single speech

10.) unveiled the “Cash for Clunkers” program, a “socialist” giveaway that reanimated the corpse of our car industry and led the billion-dollar profit that Ford announced

11.) got Sonia Sotomayor confirmed

12.) signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

13.) ordered release of the torture memos

14.) pushed for charter schools

15.) put more than two million acres of wild land under federal protection.

16.) ended Bush’s war on medical marijuana

17.) signed a hate crimes bill

18.) announced plans to repeal DADT

19.) stopped the financial collapse, revived the credit markets, and nudged the economy toward 3.5 percent growth in the last quarter.

20.) put the country on the verge of accomplishing the awesome and seemingly impossible task that eluded mighty presidents like FDR, LBJ, and WJC — health-care reform.

21.) Pulled more concessions from Iran than Bush got in 8 years of senseless saber-rattling.

22.) Increased the minimum wage, sorely needed by the workers in this country who currently have lower real wages than they did in 1970, even as our GDP has grown 18-fold.

23.) Oversaw the killing of Al-Qaeda’s top man in Pakistan and a host of other terrorist leaders.

24.) Finally reworked our military budget from an ancient and ineffective cold-war focus to a high-tech-focused counterinsurgency tool…something Bush never even touched, even as his “war on terror” rhetoric reached a fever pitch.

25.) Managed just enough threats against the banks that they’ve started repaying the TARP money Bush paid out.

26.) Started the process of re-regulating the banking/insurance/investment industry for the first real time since the 1930′s.

27.) Got the politics and pressure out of the Department of Justice.

28.) Dramatically modernized White House communications and technology, improving the flow of information to the public.

29.) Started over 2500 highway projects, with bidding so fierce that the costs are below expectations and should allow even more projects than expected.

30.) Created a $2500 tuition tax credit to help shore up our woeful debt-burden on families.

31.) Reworked our student loan programs to great improvement.

32.) Stabilized Pakistan with $5B in aid.

33.) Created the Office of Urban Policy and reversed Bush cuts to inner-city anti-gang/anti-gun policies, policies experts say are instrumental in reducing crime.

34.) Completely reset our relationships with the rest of the world, vastly improving the view of America among both our allies and our opponents.

etc. etc. etc.

and Bush looks very able…

What keno said….yes!

Still buying the media line on Palin, donjo?

We’re thinkers here.  We study a person’s record.  Get back to us after you’ve done that with Palin.

I too was a monthly contributor to HSUS.   I stopped when they
photoshopped that white poodle across Obama’s chest and ran what they thought would work as a smear item about Palin.  I hope they don’t actually believe that a moose shot and dressed in the wild was some kind of indictment.  Surely the moose had both a better life and a quicker death than the many millions of animals on
factory farms. 
I know they do good work but my money goes now to local
people. 
I wrote off a lot of people in 2008 and they were one.

Not really, timmy!  Not unless you think we’re suffering from amnesia.

Yeah, the rest of the world luuurrrves him.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hFv1KDPbvngI1hk4Y8UFGhAJkDpg

“Indonesia Mulls Tearing Down Obama Statue”

Hahahahahahahahaha, you’re joking right? Improved our relations around the world, NO he makes us look weak because he is weak and he has spent us into oblivion. You really need to read a few other articles instead of Huffpo and DNC talking points. Not to mention he is wiping out the middle class as he does each and every one of his “”ass tricks”. I do believe now that being “liberal” is a mental disease. Look what it’s done to your thinking…

Ellie Light, is that you?

He’s managed to spend upward of a million dollars to keep all his records sealed. What’s to hide? Why hide your school records if you’re that “magnificent? and a “genious”? What you ashamed of Willis?

He accomplished getting Guest to make a fool of himself.  Half those things he lists Obama said he would do and then revered himself. Oh. I guess reversing oneself is an accomplishment.   =-X

running him outta town and the unicorn he rode in on!

Where’s that troll spray when you need it.

Politics and pressure out of the Dept. of Justice?? are you kidding? And another doozie, Concessions from Iran??? oh, you mean the rape, torture and murder of Iranian citzens just for speaking their minds? And BTW< Wasn’t it George bush and Congress who “stopped financial collapse” prior to Barak Obama becoming POTUS?

He played basketball

He had beer with a cop and a professor

He campaigned a lot

And am I correct that he has achieved the highest disapproval ratings of any President (at least after one year) since ratings have been done?

He has made Republicans popular again

He had plenty of time to eat his waffles without anyone bothering him

Plus you got to give it to the Indonesians they know how to reject a failure when they see one!

Wonder how his brother is doing in his tiny shack?

O is known big time for returning political favors. Just ask the Chicago lady legislator who offered him her state legislature seat. He is now done the same for the Kennedys. Sen Kennedy boosted O’s selection during the Demociratic primaries, the elimination of Kennedy political dynasty from Massachusetts is O’s return favor.

He had the Presidential jet fly to St. Louis and bring in a pizza professional. That was something like a $500K pizza wasn’t it? Bush would have called Papa Johns for $15. Bush was a doofus, but he was no ignoramus.

That’s possible, but to me and a lot of others, in many ways, she’s just a female version of Ozero.  Running for prez these days is more about being a celebrity than anything else.  And two doofusus this century is more than enough.

Ask her to find Pakistan on a map.

No, he didn’t buy a dog. He was taking so long to pick one that Ted Kennedy gave him one. A purebred rather than a pound pup as promised.

Peggy sue the agonizing was even fake. Remember, Kennedy had chosen the dog months before the big announcement.

Sarah Pan is a private citizen last time I checked. And I don’t remember her running for POTUS. I find it telling that everything she said about BO during the campaign is TRUE. She was/is right and the msm is lame as ever/

Sarah Palin is a private citizen and never ran for POTUS. If you look back on what she said about BO during the campaign, she was right and a whole bunch of elite we-know-better-than-you intellectuals were wrong.

Ford did not need a bailout and Ford did not participate in the “Cash for Clunkers” program.

By your criteria, guest, Obama kept asteroids from destroying the planet,  prevented another Ice Age, stopped an invasion by killer bees, and drove all the snakes out of Ireland. 

On a personal level, Barack Obama accomplished what no other political figure had been able to do — he made me so angry and fed up that I donated to his opponents, made phone calls for them, attended their rallies and voted for them. I owe my political zeal and devotion to That One.

Well, he must have healed the planet somehow, because global warming is fixed now also.

He often is able to turn promises into whine.

Me, too.

Obama can pivot and say he is switching to the republican party.  That should prevent the republican party’s win in November.

Wow, what a peak into the delusions of the bots.  

#34 is the most laughable.  And don’t let that 17% drop in housing get in the way because heaven knows in Obot math a 10% unemployment rate is way better than 8%!

Shall we start on the deficit?

Yes.  One accomplishment.  He managed to have all his pathetic records sealed.  So far.

That is my answer, too,being the reason a lot of lifelong Dems left the party to become an Independant. I was a Democrat 41 years, and I don’t even recognize this party anymore. Even more amazing is the fact that my 84 year old parents, lifelong Dems, also left the party , and voted Republican for the first time in their lives.

Ask Obama to find the other 7 states.

  top edhardy   bags
http://www.lookedhardy.com

what a pathectic statement

What a bunch of brained wash dito heads.

Did you notice that Anthem Blue Cross just announced a rate increase of 39%? And 40% at HealthNet? Stay tuned for similar increases from Aetna, Wellpoint, etc. Granted a few too many conservative Dems may have been out muscled by the industry – but at least Obama tried to make a change.  Working people are fucking dying in this country because our profit-centric health care system is untouchable.
Can you honestly name one republican who would stand up to them? Obama at least had the balls to make an attempt.  

I would also call those raise increases, Velentine Christmas Bomber. I mean they sound a bang much more loudly than any Valentine Christmas Bomber ever did. This raises the question: Who is Valentine Christmas Bomber?