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		<title>By: tzada</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-572731</link>
		<dc:creator>tzada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Me too..... thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me too&#8230;.. thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Tristan</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-570703</link>
		<dc:creator>Tristan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>More specific.  Well, how about &quot;Obama hopes that Americans will forget they saw his pastor of 20 years saying &#039;G-Damn America&#039; right after 9/11.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More specific.  Well, how about &#8220;Obama hopes that Americans will forget they saw his pastor of 20 years saying &#8216;G-Damn America&#8217; right after 9/11.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: CountryFirst</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-570391</link>
		<dc:creator>CountryFirst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You may have to search and make your own flyer.  Any how, here&#039;s a fact for you, original author unknown:

Subject: Just 143 Days of Experience...

  
Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days?  Not much.
 
From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That&#039;s how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.

     After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of
Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.
 
    143 days -- I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.
 
    In contrast, John McCain&#039;s 26 years in Congress, 22 years of military service including 1,966 days in captivity as a POW in Hanoi, now seem more impressive than ever. 
        Would any one of you go along &quot;for the ride&quot; if an airline captain had 143 days of ground school, a ship commander with 143 days of school, a doctor with 143 days of med school, and attorney with 143 days of law school, a dentist with 143 days of dental school????  Where in the hell is this country going...nuts?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may have to search and make your own flyer.  Any how, here&#8217;s a fact for you, original author unknown:</p>
<p>Subject: Just 143 Days of Experience&#8230;</p>
<p>Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days?  Not much.</p>
<p>From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That&#8217;s how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.</p>
<p>     After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of<br />
Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.</p>
<p>    143 days &#8212; I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.</p>
<p>    In contrast, John McCain&#8217;s 26 years in Congress, 22 years of military service including 1,966 days in captivity as a POW in Hanoi, now seem more impressive than ever.<br />
        Would any one of you go along &#8220;for the ride&#8221; if an airline captain had 143 days of ground school, a ship commander with 143 days of school, a doctor with 143 days of med school, and attorney with 143 days of law school, a dentist with 143 days of dental school????  Where in the hell is this country going&#8230;nuts?</p>
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		<title>By: CountryFirst</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-570352</link>
		<dc:creator>CountryFirst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s plenty out there, but off the top of my head I can&#039;t think of something like a flyer, all in one place.  You might get a couple of Eric Rush&#039;s articles copied and passed around.  Erik Rush is a black author:  Here&#039;s one (and he has more):

http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;pageId=72265

And here&#039;s a chart showing Obama&#039;s questionable associates:

http://barackobamaassociates.info/index.htm

And read through the comments on different articles and you will probably find more.  Also, check on the home page and go to some of the other sites where you may find more that you need.  Good luck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s plenty out there, but off the top of my head I can&#8217;t think of something like a flyer, all in one place.  You might get a couple of Eric Rush&#8217;s articles copied and passed around.  Erik Rush is a black author:  Here&#8217;s one (and he has more):</p>
<p><a href="http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&#038;pageId=72265" rel="nofollow">http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&#038;pageId=72265</a></p>
<p>And here&#8217;s a chart showing Obama&#8217;s questionable associates:</p>
<p><a href="http://barackobamaassociates.info/index.htm" rel="nofollow">http://barackobamaassociates.info/index.htm</a></p>
<p>And read through the comments on different articles and you will probably find more.  Also, check on the home page and go to some of the other sites where you may find more that you need.  Good luck.</p>
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		<title>By: Tyrione</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-569485</link>
		<dc:creator>Tyrione</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a better excuse. It&#039;s called, THE OLYMPIC GAMES.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a better excuse. It&#8217;s called, THE OLYMPIC GAMES.</p>
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		<title>By: standard</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-569483</link>
		<dc:creator>standard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it&#039;s about time the NYT stopped behaving like a lovesick cow and started clearly evaluating this clown.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s about time the NYT stopped behaving like a lovesick cow and started clearly evaluating this clown.</p>
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		<title>By: notodisenfranchisement</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-569443</link>
		<dc:creator>notodisenfranchisement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>we PUMAs are ahead of the curve - we&#039;ve been telling this guy to define &quot;hope&quot; for more than a year.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we PUMAs are ahead of the curve &#8211; we&#8217;ve been telling this guy to define &#8220;hope&#8221; for more than a year.</p>
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		<title>By: MEchelle Hates America!</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-569232</link>
		<dc:creator>MEchelle Hates America!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It finally becomes clear.  

And Rev. Wright is certainly inclined to pick-up on his flock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It finally becomes clear.  </p>
<p>And Rev. Wright is certainly inclined to pick-up on his flock.</p>
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		<title>By: THE MAGUS</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-569212</link>
		<dc:creator>THE MAGUS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just something to ponder and maybe even a good chuckle&gt;&gt;It occurred to me the rising sun is the direction when facing Mecca. Obama has a rising sun on his logo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just something to ponder and maybe even a good chuckle&gt;&gt;It occurred to me the rising sun is the direction when facing Mecca. Obama has a rising sun on his logo</p>
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		<title>By: DiamondTiger</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-569086</link>
		<dc:creator>DiamondTiger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ROFL and BWAAAAAAAAAH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROFL and BWAAAAAAAAAH!</p>
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		<title>By: arabiandancer</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-569041</link>
		<dc:creator>arabiandancer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT COWARD DEAN SAID THE GOP IS THE &quot;WHITE&quot; PARTY &quot; ?  I GUESS DEAN IS DOING OBAMAS RACE-BAITING NOW, SINCE MCCAIN BUSTED HIM GOOD THE OTHER DAY. JUST LIKE OLIAR TO GET OTHER PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT DIRTY RACE CARD TO STIR UP HATE IN THE COUNTRY.  DISGUSTING, WHY DONT THE TROLLS SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT COWARD DEAN SAID THE GOP IS THE &#8220;WHITE&#8221; PARTY &#8221; ?  I GUESS DEAN IS DOING OBAMAS RACE-BAITING NOW, SINCE MCCAIN BUSTED HIM GOOD THE OTHER DAY. JUST LIKE OLIAR TO GET OTHER PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT DIRTY RACE CARD TO STIR UP HATE IN THE COUNTRY.  DISGUSTING, WHY DONT THE TROLLS SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING ?</p>
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		<title>By: Anon 1</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anon 1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Any one seen the state polls on real clear politics lately?  WHy is Barack Obama doing so horribly in state polls.  This guy is outraising the Mccain 3 to 1 and his poll numbers are dropping.  HCeck states such as CO, VA, MN, WI, OH, PA where Obama had a lead. Obama may very well lose the state of Massachusettes if he keeps talking so grandly.  I guess Deval Patrick message of change isn&#039;t doing so well for MA voters.  And Obama chose that same theme. 

Voters&#039; remorse anyone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any one seen the state polls on real clear politics lately?  WHy is Barack Obama doing so horribly in state polls.  This guy is outraising the Mccain 3 to 1 and his poll numbers are dropping.  HCeck states such as CO, VA, MN, WI, OH, PA where Obama had a lead. Obama may very well lose the state of Massachusettes if he keeps talking so grandly.  I guess Deval Patrick message of change isn&#8217;t doing so well for MA voters.  And Obama chose that same theme. </p>
<p>Voters&#8217; remorse anyone?</p>
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		<title>By: Peggy Sue</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-568985</link>
		<dc:creator>Peggy Sue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They might add the word &quot;change&quot; in their request for expanded definitions.  It&#039;s just as loosey-goosey as the word &quot;hope&quot; but with scarier implications in my mind.

Amazing!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They might add the word &#8220;change&#8221; in their request for expanded definitions.  It&#8217;s just as loosey-goosey as the word &#8220;hope&#8221; but with scarier implications in my mind.</p>
<p>Amazing!</p>
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		<title>By: lester</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-568920</link>
		<dc:creator>lester</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anagram Donna Brazille and you get Brazen old nail</description>
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		<title>By: steel magnolia</title>
		<link>http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/4211/too-funny-for-words-open-thread/#comment-568916</link>
		<dc:creator>steel magnolia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Should have said the &quot;DNC&#039;s&quot; best candidate is the follwer, not the leader.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should have said the &#8220;DNC&#8217;s&#8221; best candidate is the follwer, not the leader.</p>
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