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Rahm Emanuel, Squealing like a Pig?

Hey Rahm. You got a pretty mouth. Talk about your WTF moment. Yesterday’s Tomorrow’s Washington Post contains an article by Dana Milbank that rips the scab off of the festering wound that is the Obama Presidency and reveals a cancer that is helping consume Barack. The cancer’s name? Rahm Emanuel.

Here are some of the key passages from Milbank’s piece:

Obama’s first year fell apart in large part because he didn’t follow his chief of staff’s advice on crucial matters. Arguably, Emanuel is the only person keeping Obama from becoming Jimmy Carter.

Obama chose the profane former Clinton adviser for a reason. Where the president is airy and idealistic, Rahm is earthy and calculating. One thinks big; the other, a former House Democratic Caucus chair, understands the congressional mind, in which small stuff counts for more than broad strokes.

Obama’s problem is that his other confidants — particularly Valerie Jarrett and Robert Gibbs, and, to a lesser extent, David Axelrod — are part of the Cult of Obama. In love with the president, they believe he is a transformational figure who needn’t dirty his hands in politics.

The president would have been better off heeding Emanuel’s counsel. For example, Emanuel bitterly opposed former White House counsel Greg Craig’s effort to close the Guantanamo Bay prison within a year, arguing that it wasn’t politically feasible. Obama overruled Emanuel, the deadline wasn’t met, and Republicans pounced on the president and the Democrats for trying to bring terrorists to U.S. prisons. Likewise, Emanuel fought fiercely against Attorney General Eric Holder’s plan to send Khalid Sheik Mohammed to New York for a trial. Emanuel lost, and the result was another political fiasco.

Obama’s greatest mistake was failing to listen to Emanuel on health care. Early on, Emanuel argued for a smaller bill with popular items, such as expanding health coverage for children and young adults, that could win some Republican support. He opposed the public option as a needless distraction.

I don’t know where to begin. Milbank’s assertions (e.g., “Obama’s greatest mistake was failing to listen to Emanuel”) are so outrageous that if Jesus Christ himself was reading the piece he would exclaim, “Jesus Fucking Christ!”

Who could have passed on all of these words of wisdom to Dana Milbank? Hmmmmm? Two words. Rahm Emanuel.

We have had a lot of fun on this blog ridiculing Barack Obama for the number of friends and family members he has tossed under the bus in order to advance his career, but you have got to give Rahm some props here. He shoves a telephone pole of the collective asses of Valerie Jarret, Robert Gibbs and David Axelrod. Milbank shares with us Rahm’s brillance and the retards that he must battle inside the White House:

Contrast Emanuel’s wisdom with that of Jarrett, in charge of “intergovernmental affairs and public engagement” — two areas of conspicuous failure. Jarrett also brought in Desiree Rogers as White House social secretary; the Salahi embarrassment ensued. Then there’s Gibbs. It’s hard to make the case that you’re a post-partisan president when your on-camera spokesman is a hyper-partisan former campaign flack.

No wonder Emanuel has set up his own small press operation and outreach function to circumvent the dysfunctional ones that Jarrett and Gibbs run. Obama needs an old Washington hand to replace Jarrett and somebody with gravitas on the podium to step in for Gibbs.

The failure of the president’s message also reflects on his message maven, Axelrod, who is an adept strategist but blinded by Obama love. A good example was Obama’s unproductive China trip in November. Jarrett, Gibbs and Axelrod went along as courtiers; Emanuel remained at his desk in Washington, struggling to keep alive the big health-care bill that he didn’t want in the first place.

But Rahm does not stop there. He trashes his boss. Obama, per Rahm, is “airy” and does not understand the congressional mind? And did I mention incompetent? That’s the message delivered with the effect of a sledgehammer by Milbank. Barack is failing because he is not listening to Rahm.

While every Presidential administration has had fractious advisors and behind the scenes cat fights, this is the most ham-handed, clumsy and vicious example of dishing dirt on colleagues that I can recall in my 31 years in Washington. There will be blood. Rahm may be right about the incompetence of Jarrett, Gibbs and Axelrod (I agree with him) but spilling his guts to Dana Milbank not only crosses a line but reveals a shocking level of amateurism, which is the major weakness of the Barack Obama administration. Worse, he challenges the competence of Obama. I also agree with Emanuel on that point. Obama is shockingly inexperienced and incompetent with the task of governing. It is one thing to trash Jarrett, Gibbs and Axelrod but the boss?

That boys and girls is a recipe for political suicide. Do you think Jarrett, Gibbs and Axelrod are going to remain bent over the log like Ned Beatty in Deliverance? Nope. If anyone is going to be squealing like a pig my guess is that it will be Rahm. If the reference to Ned Beatty and pig squealing is too obscure for you let me help jog your memory.

We will learn alot about the Barack Obama administration in the next week or two. If Obama allows Rahm to bitch slap him on the pages of the Washington Post like some two-bit crack whore then you can be sure that others will be getting in line to administer their own beating to the boy from Hawaii. Alternatively, if Obama moves decisively and fires the lot and installs some adults in the White House then maybe, just maybe, he might be able to prevent his Presidency from suffering a fate worse than Jimmy Carter’s.

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  • SHV

    if Obama moves decisively and fires the lot and installs some adults in the White House then maybe, just maybe, he might be able to prevent his Presidency from suffering a fate worse than Jimmy Carter’s.
    **********
    Obama has used people his whole life to get ahead.  He has no loyal, competent political or otherwise friends that he can bring in.  With the exception of Jarrett and Rodgers everyone else is a selfserving hanger-on.  Unlike the Clintons who have a Rollodex full of names and numbers of loyal and competent people that they can call on, Obama has no one that is competent and trustworthy to fill the positions.

  • HARP

    Obummer will never fire the bunch from Chicago. They all know where the bodies are buried.

  • lawnmower

    wow. just wow. this is awesome.

    i’m gonna go make popcorn and find a comfy seat.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Wow.  It should go in the record books that we actually agree with Rahm.  I don’t know, though, Larry, can you imagine what IS going on IN the WH that we don’t all know and how RahmBO may be feeling about the treatment he has received?

    But still, everything that is said by Rahmbank is true.  Not that I would agree with Rahm’s exact choice of policy, issues.

    There’s already breaking news that CBS thought  they would apparently give Obama a boost on his failing numbers….sliding back to 45 apvl.  So they did an online poll and-I’m sure much to their surprise, Obama is already replaced Jimmy Carter as the worst presideNOT.   Of course, the reality is true, we just are surprised American voters are paying such close attention.

    February 19, 2010
    CBS Poll Confirms: Obama Is Total Failure

    Posted by Van Helsing at February 19, 2010 7:17 AM

    A good, solid B+? That’s not what his subjects say. The libs at CBS News gave the public a chance to grade the community activist they helped install in office. The results should reassure Jimmy Carter that he won’t be known as our worst president for much longer. A plurality is giving The Anointed One an F in every single category:
    The Economy
    F: 70.22%
    Foreign Policy
    F: 61.66%
    Health Care
    F: 81.49%
    Afghanistan
    F: 31.32%
    Iraq
    F: 35.72%
    Threat of Terrorism
    F: 65.35%
    Energy and the Environment
    F: 59.00%
    Social Issues
    F: 57.46%
    Bipartisanship
    F: 80.65%
    Obama’s Overall Job as President
    F: 63.22%

    Did I mention that the poll is at CBS News? It looks like even liberals are figuring out that Obama’s election was a catastrophe.

    http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2010/02/cbs-poll-confir.html

  • Peggy Sue

    I suspect that this Washington Post article will prompt a screeching howl from prog quarters and the demand for Emanuel’s resignation.  He’s well hated on the Far Left blogs and often cited as the reason: Obama can’t be Obama.

    Whatever that is.

    But the WP article was brazen. I’m guessing there’s a lot of angst from former Clinton people, those with actual DC experience.  Gibbs, for instance, is one of the world’s worst Press Secretaries.  If the President were serious about changing the tone of his Administration and actually had some guts, he would have fired Gibbs long ago.

    As much as I disliked GW&Co, think about what an asset Tony Snow was?  Or Dana Perrino?  Gibbs is a clumsy clown in comparison. 

    The diehards keep tossing this word “transformational” around. The word has no magical quality to it nor is there a single piece of evidence to back it up.  Never was.  Words matter only when they have action, leadership behind them.

    Otherwise, words become empty and hollow, scattered on the wind.

    We are so screwed! 

  • I’m a Linda too

    They say it like it’s a good thing.  Why don’t they just say, Obama is Marxist.  Saul Alinsky and his Rules for Radicals handbook that Obama requests students read for his training at Organizing for America proposed the same transformation.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Besides, they made the “brand”.  He is NOTHING without them.  He already through under the bus his mentors and the people he studied.  Remember, he was almost mesmorized by Bill Clinton and studied him.  Again, everything with Obama is fake.  He studied the doers to only copy in public, there’s no substance there.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Besides, they made the “brand”. He is NOTHING without them. He already threw under the bus his mentors and the people he studied. Remember, he was almost mesmerized  by Bill Clinton and studied him. Again, everything with Obama is fake. He studied the doers to only copy in public, there’s no substance there

  • candymarl

    I’m a Linda you’re joking right? Please say you’re joking. Obama thinks these students should Rules for Radicals? OMG.

  • candymarl

    That’s “should read”.

  • buzzlatte

    Obama doesn’t have enough Washington friends to garner a second term.

    When you realize that, as distasteful as it may be, Rahm is the only one with any common sense and, oh God, EXPERIENCE, you begin to see that Obama’s presidency is only akin to a college administration building takeover by Marxist students who want to show the campus they are cool.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Sadly I’m not.  It’s on the application being handed out in schools.  I’ll post the pic i a moment.

  • buzzlatte

    So does Rezko and Blagojevich know where the bodies are.  In the Rezko trial’s opening statements only two politicians were named – you guessed it – Blago and Obama.    got Rezko…got Blago…who’s last…hmmmmm.

  • I’m a Linda too

    I hope this works.

  • creeper

    Here’s the Milbank piece, though I note a date of Sunday, Feb. 21 on it.  Wording is the same, so I assume this is the one you’re referring to, Larry.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/19/AR2010021904298.html?hpid=opinionsbox1

  • I’m a Linda too

    I do have all 11, I think, pages of the application.

  • Docelder

    How much of this is Rahm playing the role of Rove in so far as to allow Obama to go back to playing the role of the “plastic messiah”? Are we to believe that Obama came out of the political hell pit that is Chicago and is the lone angel out of a pit full of demons? I don’t buy it. But maybe some of the sheeple will. Who knows? I do know this… if there aren’t jobs soon it won’t matter much either way.

  • Docelder

    Transformational is just an apology word for the trainwreck of change that has befallen us.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Awwe, well doesn’t this just complete the ensemble in DC with Dem’s.  The Dingleberry from MI wants to be sent back to DC.  Perfect!

  • HARP

    New video of Obummer lying about Acorn.

  • Larry Johnson

    Thanks.  I was going off of the link, which is dated 02/19 and neglected to look at the date on the article.  I’ve correct the date.

  • oowawa

    So this seems to be the paradigm: Thee One is a political philosopher whose head is way up in the ethereal realm of generalities; he juggles high-level abstractions like “Hope” and “Change,” and sells these lofty concepts to the unwashed masses.  Rahm is the nuts-and-bolts guy who is supposed to build the political machinery to actually incarnate these vague concepts upon the planet Earth.  Hillary, incidentally, was the kind of hands-on policy wonk who would have been both visionary and pragmatic, and would have built her own machinery.  Anyway, I digress.

    For example.  Thee One stands up before the American people and says (paraphrasing).  “I am going to tell Congress to deliver me a Health Bill that delivers more Health Care to the American People for less money.  If it costs more, I won’t sign it.”  He might as well stand up and say: “You just gave me three wishes.  For the first, I want to be as powerful as Superman.  For the second, fix it so kryptonite won’t kill me.  And for the third, I want to be worshipped throughout the land.”  Rahm is the nuts and bolts guy who’s supposed to make it happen, largely through the force of his magnetic personality and persuasive earthy vocabulary.

    Yep, the paradigm isn’t going to work.  The whole Frankenstein monster is defective, starting with the head.

  • creeper

    Speaking of schools (and totally OT) have you seen this?:

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/19/laptop.suit/index.html?hpt=T2

  • EllenD

    Maybe I’ve been reading too much Hamas assassination, but couldn’t this have been a leak from someone who hates Rahm Emanuel to get him fired?

    And in the same vein, is the incompetence factor why Carter endorsed Obama? So he wouldn’t be the worst in modern history? (Most unlikely but fun to think of.)

  • lawnmower

    it almost sounds like rahm wants to get the boot so he can scoot back to shy town and play mayor. you know, so he can disassociate himself from the sinking anvil that is the s.s. obama and live to fight another day.

  • I’m a Linda too

    OMG!….O M G!…..O M F G!!!

  • Daisy Mae

    POPCORN, pass it, pleez.  While Valerie, Axelrod, etc. know where bodies are buried, I can’t think of anybody who knows where more bodies are buried than Rahmbo.  Oh, I’ve been waiting for Revelations for the Obamalypse.  There’s been lots of destruction and disarray lately, so this Apoco/Obamalypse is proceeding well.

  • I’m a Linda too

    YEP!  Question everything.

    …Carter?  Clinton was right…more guilt from his past…like Olbermann.

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like Rahm already knows he’s leaving.  What’s amazing is that the kool-aid drinking Washington Post is allowing “the mess” at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to be exposed.  Check out the “poll” under Obama’s photo in this WaPo piece (originally dated Feb. 18 but now mysteriously dated Feb. 21) … so funny:
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/18/AR2010021803275.html?sid=ST2010021803374

  • No Longer Banned in Beantown

    Rahm would not have leaked out that info unless he knew he was untouchable.

    I doubt very much that Rham “bitterly opposed”, “fought fiercly”, “argued”, or opposed anything Obama pushed. Not with the veracity impied in Millbanks piece.

    This sounds more like the first rat to jump off a sinking ship.

    Don’t close Gitmo until there is another high security prison on line,
    Don’t bring terrorists to NY
    Implement smaller positive health initiatives, not a massively expensive convolution.

    That is what that broad majority of the public has been saying since day 1, myself included. Nice to see you get on board with us Rahm. It took some time to get it through your thick head.

    Rahm is just trying to save his own political ass. Et too, Rahm?

  • Peggy Sue

    Interesting questions, Ellen.  I’ve heard the “boot Emanuel” meme for over six months on the prog blogs.  So, could it be a hatchet job?  Possibly.

    As for Carter’s Obama love?  Birds of a feather.  He may have looked at Obama and seen his own reflection. Anything but Clinton might have been working, too. 

    Both fun and sad to think about. 

  • Tricia

    I’m not surprised.  I saw Rahm in action once at a meeting for Wes Clark.  Rahm has no boundaries.  He bitch slapped Eric Massa’s campaign organization in front of a whole bunch of Massa’s friends and Massa himself.  It was the kind of thing that might have been mentioned as a suggestion to Massa himself–in private.  But, no he had to make this big, ugly thing of it.  I started disliking him right then and there.  

  • trixta

    Obama is a Corporatist who uses Marxist rhetoric.  IMHO, BO is not a socialist or even a true-blue Marxist, since his government subsidies (i.e. TARP) are used to enrich his corporate benefactors and not “the  people.”   His authoritarian bent is Corporatist, which is another way of saying he is a modern-day fascist (in Left-wing garb).     

  • felizarte

    Rahm knows everyone who knows where bodies are buried.  I have always wondered when Rahm would go off on his own political tangent.  It’s almost as if he is daring every O cultist to draw.  Is it his way of goading them to show their hand?  Is he setting up an OK Coral kind of fight?  Whatever his motives for dumping trash onto Millbank, it signals the implosion of the O Team.  I didn’t expect it to be this soon.

  • Cindy

    Thanks, Larry.
     I’m going to put down my knitting (see Gospel According to Rahm on women paying attention to national politics) and think about this.

    BTW, I’ve always thought it was funny that Rahm’s last name means “God with us”…..  So, if Rahm be with us, who could be against us, or something like that………….

  • candymarl

    creeper if someone had accused the school of doing this they would have been labeled a “conspriacy theorist” and roundly ridiculed.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Excuse ME…that was  supposed to be CLINT Eastwood, not Clinton.  Sorry.

  • candymarl

    I’m a Lindaa that is very disturbing. Thanks for the pics. It’s just too sad. Even I can’t joke about this one.

  • TeakWoodKite

    While I spend the day scrubbing the decks, here is another jewels in Fridays trash.

    The OBummer DOJ, passed on the Bush folks that brought us the “Enhanced” interogation.

    http://jonathanturley.org/2010/02/19/justice-department-declines-punishment-for-bush-officials-for-bad-judgment/

    http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/opr-report.pdf

    LJ, I have no pity for Rahm. He knew these bozo’s would not take directives from the COS. Obama is the problem. He may speak up a storm but listening to any kind of sound advice or common sense is not his strong suit. When you come to power under the “blank slate” meme, those around you are gonna make put graffitti all over you un-principled ass.

  • Steve1

    Hey, told you so…the screw ball, Chicago mafia, fucked it up!  Dud, they suck, big-time!  LS would enjoy this…..

  • Obamastolemycountry

    I have been thinking lately that all these bad, bad polls from the MSM might have been done to enrage the White House, kind of an effort to save their own arse, after their Messiah party/orgy.  I thought maybe they were doing an “in your face” effort to try and get Obama to turn it around some.

    This from the article:
    “No wonder Emanuel has set up his own small press operation and outreach function to circumvent the dysfunctional ones that Jarrett and Gibbs run.”  makes me think that maybe Emanuel has directed the MSM to keep putting up polls.

    Anyway, just a thought.  I am suspicious of the MSM when they tout negative Obama memes.  They don’t have their own minds anymore.  I wondered who was allowing it.  Not I think I know.

    No matter, it is fun to watch the implosion of all of the above!

  • Steve1

    What goes around, comes around!  Barry Soetoro can blame himself!  He believed all the stupid hype from the controlled MSM…”President of the World!”  Yeah, right!  Mr. Community organizer!  How refreshing!  He needs to be dumped…Clinton, 2012!

  • TeakWoodKite

    While I spend the day scrubbing the decks, here is another jewel in Fridays trash.  
     
    The OBummer DOJ, passed on the Bush folks that brought us the “Enhanced” interrogation.  
     
    http://jonathanturley.org/2010/02/19/justice-department-declines-punishment-for-bush-officials-for-bad-judgment/  
     
    http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/opr-report.pdf  
     
    LJ, I have no pity for Rahm. He knew these bozo’s would not take directives from the COS. Obama is the problem. He may speak up a storm but listening to any kind of sound advice or common sense is not his strong suit. When you come to power under the “blank slate” meme, those around you are gonna put graffiti all over you unprincipled ass.

    Now back to reading the next installment of General Hospital where Rahm is due for a colonoscopy complications.

  • oowawa

    Well, I’m way out here in California, and I don’t get around much anymore.  That leaves me to to making up a move-script version of what’s going down. 

    Okay, the chief’s got big problems; the crowds are waving torches and crying out for blood, so we’ve gotta throw them some red meat.  Rahm looks like he’s good to go: nobody likes him, and throwing him out isn’t going to get any big faction real upset.  Problem is, when we ditch him, we’ve gotta make sure he doesn’t sing like a canary–he knows way too much.  How do we keep him quiet? 1) We promote him. 2) We make him an offer he can’t refuse. 3) (this option is left to the imagination)

  • Cindy

    You’re so funny, Teak.

  • Ani

    Gibbs should have been let go a long time ago.  He truly does the President a disservice every time he opens his mouth.  He is the POTUS’ spokesperson and it does not send a good signal to think that the POTUS approves of him or the way he conducts himself.

  • I’m a Linda too

    rofl  and …83pct of 6800 voters believe Obama is not qualified to be President, Senator or Supreme Court…..and they are RIGHT!

  • I’m a Linda too

    Oh good.  I was about to ask if this was sarcasm again. :)

  • alibe

    Exactly.  He is no socialist. The merger of the corporate with the government is really more fascist. 

  • creeper

    IaLt, that’s exactly what went through my mind when I read the story.  They were the only words I could find.

    Still speechless.  Maybe one of our writers will tackle this one.

  • creeper

    You’re welcome, Larry.  Didn’t mean to be picky about the date.  Just couldn’t see the link in the original story, thought I’d throw it in here and got a little confused when the “Jan. 21″ came up. 

  • sowsear

    Bush III

  • sowsear

    How are we sure this had to have come from Rahm? Can he weasel out of this?

  • candymarl

    Will Rahmalamadingdong bring airy fairy Prez out of the stratosphere?

    Will Axelrove, Jaretta, and others uncover his scheme to secretly destroy The Speechifying One?

    Will there be a Sunday night massacre where underlings are sacrfied with glee and blamed for the whole mess?

    Tune in tomorrow for the continuing White House Saga.
    (ominous music)

    (props up feet and munches popcorn)

  • sowsear

    Well he certainly won’t fit into Human Resources. Ditto diplomatic corps. Chicago is perfect; send him home.

  • Cindy

    candymarl-
    possible  titles:

    “All My Children (of the Corn)”
    “Daze of Our Lives”
    “Days of Our Lies”
     ”As the Weird Turns”

  • oowawa

    Well, this IS a nice bit of unintentional humor.  To summarize, the article linked argues why POTUS would be a swell choice for SCOTUS.  An accompanying poll gets reader reaction to the job for which he is most suitable:

  • sowsear

    Not if he gets Obamacare through-by hook or by crook

  • oowawa

    LOL candymarl–

    Rahmaalamadingdong–
    Obamalamadingdong–

    Little Richard could make some real rock and roll out of this . . .

  • sowsear

    Hey Rahm! Make me into a fly. (And give us each a swatter).

  • candymarl

    Cindy I vote for As The Weird Turns! I say we have a naming contest. Mr. Johnson will award a prize (ahem).

  • arabella trefoil

    Rahm Emanuel, aka Peter Pettigrew, aka Wormtail, aka Scabbers. JK Rowling fans know your story. You wanted to fit in with the cool kids. But you never really did. You betrayed your friends, you chose the wrong side Nothing was too low for you to do for He Who Must Not Be Named. You were willing to play the part of a pet rat for years. Then  you played nursemaid to a weak boss, a boss you worshipped but who had little regard for you. You cut off your hand to bring your boss back to life.
    In a moment of conscience, you hesitated, you died as a result.
     
    Squeal away, Wormtail. Your Death Eater friends never really trusted you. For all that you know they still make fun of you behind your back. All that hard work down the drain.
     
    Bet they call you “the Jewish fellah” or worse things, hmmm?
     
    You should never have tried to be one of them. Squeal away.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Oh, that’s gOOd!

    Maybe we can get an expert to do a clip of the first part of the video/song with the new words,

    We go together like
    Rahm a la-ma Rahm-ma ka ding-a da
    ding-de dong
    Remembered forever as
    Oba ma wad-da bam-boozle
    yip-pi-ty boom de boom

    Change change change-it-ty change
    hood-wink
    That’s the way it should be
    Wha oooh yeah!
    We’re one of a kind
    Like dip da-dip da-dip
    Doo-wop a doo-bee doo
    Our names are signed
    Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
    boog-e-dy
    Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
    Change change change-it-ty change 
    hood-wink

    We’ll always be like one
    Ma-ar-arxist-YEAH!

  • I’m a Linda too

    Oh, that’s gOOd!

    Maybe we can get an expert to do a clip of the first part of the video/song with the new words,

    We go together like
    Rahm a la-ma Rahm-ma ka ding-a da
    ding-de dong
    Remembered forever as
    Oba ma wad-da bam-boozle
    yip-pi-ty boom de boom

    Change change change-it-ty change
    hood-wink
    That’s the way it should be
    Wha oooh yeah!
    We’re one of a kind
    Like dip da-dip da-dip
    Doo-wop a doo-bee doo
    Our names are signed
    Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
    boog-e-dy
    Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
    Change change change-it-ty change
    hood-wink

    We’ll always be like one
    Ma-ar-arxist-YEAH!

  • I’m a Linda too

    Oh, that’s gOOd!

    Maybe we can get an expert to do a clip of the first part of the video/song with the new words,

    We go together like
    Rahm a la-ma Rahm-ma ka ding-a da
    ding-de dong
    Remembered forever as
    Oba ma wad-da bam-boozle
    yip-pi-ty boom de boom

    Change change change-it-ty change
    hood-wink
    That’s the way it should be
    Wha oooh yeah!

    We’re one of a kind
    Like dip da-dip da-dip
    Doo-wop a doo-bee doo
    Our names are signed
    Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
    boog-e-dy
    Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
    Change change change-it-ty change
    hood-wink

    We’ll always be like one
    Ma-ar-arxist-YEAH!

  • I’m a Linda too
  • arabella trefoil

    Who’s got room for me on the sofa? I’ll bring extra popcorn.

  • oowawa

    Excellent, Linda–I had forgotten about that song from Grease–I was thinking of an older style rock and roll–(Little Richard sang “Bama Lama Bama Loo,” and The Edsels sang “Rama Lama Ding Dong.”)  Get Rahm in his ballet tights and we’re ready to make the musical to end all musicals!

  • oowawa

    Wow, Arabella.  I hope I never say anything to get on your bad side!

  • arabella trefoil

    Rahm Emanuel, aka Peter Petigrew, aka Scabbers the pet rat, aka Wormtail.

  • getfitnow

    I call him a situational opportunist ;)

  • sowsear

    Speaking of worms:
    How about, How the Worm Turns?

  • I’m a Linda too

    LOL

  • Docelder

    Wonder if he could appoint himself? Or if he stepped down and Biden and he has a deal beforehand?

  • sowsear

    Is that like serial monogamy?

  • Cindy

    0oowawa–The Little Richard song was titled ”Tutti Frutti”.
    I LOVE this pic of Rahm! Thanks!  Oh my god, I can almost hear him singing “I feel pretty, oh so pretty….”!
    That Rahm is such a HAM.

  • getfitnow

    But what did he actually accomplish on the Law Review and as a senior lecturer?

  • Cindy

    oowawa—-
    another song that was  similar was  “my friend the witch doctor…..oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang” or close to that.

  • oowawa

    Thanks Cindy–Tutti Frutti was great–I was thinking of a later song:

    Little Richard-Bama Lama Bama Loo:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6zseUcgw1E

    The Edsels-Rama Lama Ding Dong:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W54ehlomu48

  • sowsear

    Yikes, and let Nancy ascend to VP. No No No

  • Cindy

    oowawa—-sorry! I’m so stuck in the ’50′s. Forgive me…I’m OLD! :)

    Of course, your nom de plume is so 50′s : doo-oo-wa-wa!

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Freeloader fits well

  • Docelder

    That is one of those questions that nobody shoud answer. It is like being asked… is my butt about the same size as hers? Never answer those kind of questions. Act like you didn’t hear them. =-O

  • buzzlatte

    Or this classic:  ”Morals are largely situational.”  Don’t remember who said it but it applies to Obama and Co.

  • arabella trefoil

    Yeah. And they know how to get out of sealed hotel room leaving the door triple locked and latched behind them.

  • arabella trefoil

    He’ll get away the same way Peter Pettigrew aka Wormtail got away in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhaban. He’ll turn himself into a rat and scurry away.

  • foxyladi14

    this is going to be fun..stocking up on snacks now :-D

  • stodghie

    lawnmower, that was my first thought! ;)

  • sowsear

    Hey, I like that. Could be useful.

  • stodghie

    buzzlatte hits it out of the ballpark with that remark.

  • stodghie

    rahm may be smart but not that smart. rove he is not.

  • arabella trefoil

    Nothing. Zero. The people who sat on the Law Review with him said that he was known for:

    1) Divide and conquer tactics.
    2) Never putting his name on anything.
    3) Running the longest more boring meetings ever.

    On of the people on the Harvard LRB said Obama actually had a meeting about the mice in the law review building. And this tiny bit of info is from those who are willing too talk.

    Photo of Obama pretend teaching, for your delectation.

  • stodghie

    biden could be caretaker and the movie standin. all the while the repubs taek over congress and the clintons backdoor the administration. how’s that work for ya’ll. we did it before. remember!

  • stodghie

    so he called bayh to find out where the exit door was you think? :) ;)

  • stodghie

    who is behind it? maybe the big corporations that see no return on the dollar.

  • donjo

    In the meantime, life goes on with this sorry collection of treasonous assholes:

    Tax Law Was Cited in Software Engineer’s Suicide Note
    By DAVID CAY JOHNSTON

    In his suicide note, the computer software engineer who flew a small plane into a building with Internal Revenue Service offices in Texas on Thursday cited a 1986 tax law as a major motivation for his action.

    The law, known as Section 1706 of the 1986 Tax Reform Act, made it extremely difficult for information technology professionals to work as self-employed individuals, forcing most to become company employees.

    Many software engineers and other such professionals say that the law denies them the opportunity to become wealthy entrepreneurs and that it makes it harder to increase and refine their skills, eventually diminishing their income.

    Harvey J. Shulman, a Washington lawyer who represented companies that supported the desires of software engineers to be independent contractors, estimated that the law currently affects at least 100,000 such people.

    “This law has ruined many people’s lives, hurt the technology industry, and discouraged the creation of small, independent businesses critical to a thriving domestic economy,” Mr. Shulman said in an interview Thursday. “That the law still exists — even after its original sponsors called for its repeal and unbiased studies proved it unfairly targeted a tax-compliant industry — shows just how dysfunctional and unresponsive Democratic and Republican Congresses and our political system have been, even on relatively simple issues.”

    The law was sponsored by Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Democrat of New York, as a favor to I.B.M., which wanted a $60 million tax break on its overseas business.

    Under budget rules in effect at the time, any tax breaks had to be paid for with new revenues. By requiring software engineers to be employees, a Congressional report estimated, income and payroll taxes would rise by $60 million a year because employees had few opportunities to cheat on their taxes.

    One year later, convinced that the law was not bringing in the expected revenue, Senator Moynihan proposed that it be repealed, but his bill died. Over the next eight years or so, Congress held at least six hearings on the law. In 1996, the staff of the Joint Committee on Taxation, which prepares official tax revenue estimates for Congress, calculated that repeal of the law would cause an insignificant revenue loss. Mr. Shulman testified at the time that it would actually increase revenues as engineers, job brokers and others built successful businesses.

    Seventy senators, ranging from Edward M. Kennedy, Democrat of Massachusetts, to Jesse Helms, Republican of North Carolina, then signed a letter calling for repeal.

    In 1998 Senator William V. Roth Jr., the Delaware Republican who was chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, said through an aide that he believed the law should be repealed, but that he would not take any action because it would “open a Pandora’s box of other independent contractor issues.”

    On Wednesday, the day before Andrew Joseph Stack III left his suicide note and crashed the plane into the building in Austin, the Obama administration proposed a widespread crackdown on all types of independent contractors in an effort to raise $7 billion in tax revenue over 10 years.

  • sowsear
  • sowsear

    I saw Rove for a few minutes last night on O’Reilly and Rove seems so low-key these days, it’s hard to think of him as, well, Rovian.

  • oowawa

    Ah, to think what might have been . . . beautiful and dignified Suzanne Malveaux as press secretary, perhaps . . . just saying the name is music–but Gibbs?  Gibbs? Gibbs?  Just saying the name distorts the mouth in disdain . . .

  • cat

    OH.
    MYFG.
    I am scarred.

  • mortuus lark

    I hope Hillary Clinton gets fired. We need that badly.

  • oowawa

    And now that I’m off in fantasyland–how about some day, for some other President than Thee One–Megyn Kelly as a Press Secretary . . . Would she be a tigress or what?

  • AnnieCarmel

    As in…”If the wife’s not around, it’s OK to screw a porn star”?

  • HARP

    Since this thread seems to be going retro , let me add…..

  • oowawa

    aka “Moral Relativism“?

  • AnnieCarmel

    If I were Rahm, I wouldn’t be getting on any planes back to Chi-town unless it was Airforce Won.

  • AnnieCarmel

    Yep, another unqualified post.

  • mortuus lark

    I hope Hillary Clinton gets fired. We need that badly.

  • HARP

    I would tell you to go and blow up your car just like your radical friends but I fear you would only burn your lips on the exhaust pipe.

  • Buttered

    AMEN!  100% gospel – what you said SHV.

  • arabella trefoil

    “rahm may be smart but not that smart. rove he is not.”

    Arabella says, while swirling a garnet-colored merlot in her wine glass “Ah, but who among us is a Karl Rove?”

  • felizarte

    Rahm’s brother is a Holywood Mogul, who could easily produce a movie to diss all those who would pile on Rahm (i.e. Godfather 2010); the other a medical doctor who could say something negative about Obama’s healthcare plans.  Rahm’s father was quoted to have said:  ”We’re better than the Kennedy’s.” whatever that means.  We’re gonna need a whole lot of popcorn.  

  • AnnieCarmel

    Thanks, that was fun.

  • arabella trefoil

    Axelrod thought he was “plenty smart” too. He thought he was a the mastermind behind the new Leader. But soon to be under the bus is Obama’s mentor and ghostwriter.

  • felizarte

    Rahm would not have leaked out that info unless he knew he was untouchable. 
    Agree, NLBB.  What has he got on O?  Copy of Original BC? Medical Records? School grades? Copy of passport O used to travel to Pakistan back when it was not allowed for US citizens?

  • sowsear

    He’s got what we all know, too, but no one listens to us.

  • sowsear

    Who Axisrod or Ayers?

  • I’m a Linda too

    WOOOOOT!  Excellent choice.  I just LOVE that song/movie/and Ann Margaret performing it-no one else has come close. :)

  • Cindy

    Thanks Harp! What a great musical….. and Obama-rahma-lama-dama does kinda remind me of Conrad Birdie.

  • Cindy

    yeah, Arabella—which one?

  • sowsear

    And how?

  • I’m a Linda too

    OMG!  I have it!  It is now very clear.  Rahm’s brother is getting him in to Hollywood.  They have reprized the perfect role. Bye Bey Birdie!!!!!

    slated for next year….

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  • My other site

    So, Rahm Emanuel’s the president?  Gee, and i thought it was Dick Durbin and John Kerry.  Too many kingmakers to keep track of!

    Can’t stand that weazly Rahm.  Profane person is right.

  • My other site

    Too true.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Obama at the OK Coral, eyes gleeming, trigger fingers itching, who will twich first?

  • TeakWoodKite

    As the WORM Turns?

  • TeakWoodKite

    Mobilicorpus!

  • Cindy

    “As The Worm Turns” is definitely a winner.
    (“As My Stomach Turns” is closer to the truth, but doesn’t have the bang that yours does)

  • Cindy

    Sowsear– You and Teak are on the same creative wavelength!

  • Proud Military Mom

    Saw this yesterday- stupid stupid people! There is no such thing as a free lunch!

  • candymarl

    I’m still going for the naming contest where someone (namely me) gets a prize. Paging Mr. Johnson! Or Dr. Kildare if we really want to go retro.

  • propertius

    Consume Barack? No way – there’s nothing there to consume. He is, and always has been, an empty suit.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Well, I finished scrubbing the decks, but it occurred to me as I toiled on my hands and knees, that BO is desperately in need of a dry dock to scrape all the barnacles of the the good ship of state. He would make better speed.

  • buzzlatte

    Perhaps it should be re-worked to say, “Bye-bye Barry!”

  • mortuus lark

    Barack is blessed by God. His blessing comes from all those blessings made by Ronald Regan and GHW Bush made when they were president. So he does not have to do what you have to do to know. Obama knows that what he doesn’t know, God knows.

  • mortuus lark

    God has his reasons for Obama, Emanuel and Axelrod. He knows what he is doing and why.

  • mortuus lark

    Barack is blessed by God. His blessing comes from all those God Bless America blessings made by Ronald Regan and GHW Bush made when they were president. So he does not have to do what you have to do to know. Obama knows that what he doesn’t know, God knows.

  • felizarte

    During the primaries, he only needed to deal with the issues Hillary raised, and to put out fires like those of the Rev. Wright.  And all he had to do was give a speech and the issues seem to fade.

    I think that is why he is still on the campaign mode; reconstituting his campaign organization and giving speeches.  But its not working anymore and there are too many things coming at him at the same time.  His inability to prioritize, make informed decisions expeditiously become even more pronounced added to his lack of any management skills.

    People like Rahm totally miscalculated O’s ability to evaluate information, advise from various sources, and execute/implement decisions and monitor the effectiveness or progress of his decisions.  And in Rahm’s case (and others like him) with dreams of manipulating a neophyte like O, now realize they can’t really manipulate/control a total incompetent.  The way things are developing, O’s problems will only increase exponentially to the detriment of the country.

  • mortuus lark

    Barack is blessed by God. His blessing comes from all those God Bless America blessings made by Ronald Regan and GHW Bush made when they were president. So he does not have to do what you have to do to know. Obama knows that what he doesn’t know, God knows.

  • mortuus lark

    issues Hillary raised The issues Hillary raise today require him to ask for her resignation pronto.

  • stodghie

    :-D too many candidates and too few buses!

  • stodghie

    don’t even go there lark using God’s name in relation to obama. that is distasteful.

  • HARP

    Even God needs to show us piss poor examples.

  • Cindy

    Bush III – Obama 0

  • Cindy

    Candymarl—we need AC here to organize the contest.
    Paging AC!!!

  • TeakWoodKite

    Yea that is funny as I had not read sowsear’s comment.
    This one is for you sowsear;

  • Rosa

    Doesn’t Rahm have some kind of ambition to run for a political office…….something in chicago??  with everyone pissed at OB maybe he could get elected.

  • Tex-Mex Soup

    its beyond distasteful its quite delusional unfortunatley.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Hey mort can you please cease with the bold print? It is form and juvenile.
    As I take your comment as snark, I would ask what does God know?

  • Cindy

     BO is desperately in need of a dry dock to scrape all the barnacles of the the good ship of state. He would make better speed.

    Teak–An apt metaphor.
    Also, it’s impressive to read that someone has actually been “scrubbing the decks”! I don’t hear that too often in my neck of the woods.

  • Tex-Mex Soup

    You seem to have God in your favorite five.  Why don’t you enlighten us on God’s plan that you know so well.

  • TeakWoodKite
  • mortuus lark

    I spend a lot of time at church today observing the Lord’s shabbat and I am going to use what I learned to interpret my world.

  • mortuus lark

    I spent a lot of time at church today observing the Lord’s shabbat and I am going to use what I learned to interpret my world.

  • I’m a Linda too

    Now you’re talking my kind of dreaming. :)

  • mortuus lark

    I spent a lot of time at church today observing the Lord’s shabbat and I am going to use what I learned to interpret my world.

  • HARP

    Baruch  Atah  Adonai, Eloheinu,  Melech  ha olam,
    Asher kidshanu beed-va-reh-cha,
    V’na-tahn la-nu et Yeshua m’she-chay-nu,
    V’tzee-va-nu l’he-oat oar la-olam.  Ah-main.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Breton Harp?

  • FranSC

    Totally.  Totally!!  Agreed.  The familiar is more ‘trustworthy’ in B0′s mind regardless of incompetence.  What no one seems to recognize is the fact that former House Democratic Caucus Chair, Emanuel, was appointed for this task by Nancy Pelosi in 2005 to recruit Dem House candidates for the 2006 successful Take-Back-Congress campaign.

    In their powerful role as king makers, they recruited 0bama to run for POTUS.  I heard NP say once even after the dems became the majority in both the House and Senate “they” knew they still could not get all their agenda accomplished without a dem POTUS - {enter Barack 0bama, Chicago politics, and the architects for his questionable 2008 campaign}. 

    0bama, the subordinate here, is currently eternally indebted to these two scoundrels for his current job and doesn’t grasp that he could throw them under a bus…..1) he is like a babe in the wilderness not knowing what or how to do anything and these two promised to take care of all the details for him when they recruited him – their agenda, not his.  2)  He cannot get rid of Emanuel or Pelosi because *they* **hired**him (not the other way around) and he is up to his ass in alligators with no life support other than them. 

    In his mind, he cannot afford to expose his ignorance/incompetence to any new people.   He will never be the one in charge unless all of them become history and that is not an option at this point.    

  • FranSC

    During the Clinton presidency some highly secretive thing was  leaked.  I read that President Clinton got on the phone trying to track down the leaker.  He spoke to someone who told him only two people were intially given this information - Rahm was one of them.  Clinton supposedly yelled out, ”He is the worst for giving out confidential information and can’t be trusted with anything.”

    I would suspect that is pretty reliable information.  

  • FranSC

    The plan was that Rahm would engineer Nancy Pelosi becoming speaker of the house and then later she would return the favor so that he could become speaker.  I’ve heard that is his dream.

  • arabella trefoil

    Yeah, I heard that too.

  • Clara

    Peggy Sue, I so agree with you on Gibbs.  It’s hard to come up with the words to describe him, but it’s painful to watch the WH briefing.  Does anyone in their inner circle know how to speak extemporaneously without uh, uh, uh, preceeding their lame, halting answer?

  • Clara

    The Times Online has this similar article dated Feb. 21. which is linked from Drudge. 

    Obama’s Chicago Mafia blamed for paralysis at top

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7034910.ece

  • timmy

    YOU read my mind……… Obama owe these people for all the favors they did him…. now he has nothing…. but shit….  Unbelievable… Rahm is more powerful than the USA president…. You tell me Obama knows what he’s doing….?

    I love Raham… You tell them Rahm…….. they are fucking retards… ALL Obama followers…. bunch of drones.

  • Katmoon

    Excellent thread, Excellent Article, you all made my morning. :-D

  • arabella trefoil

    Score! The Times Online article is MUST READ!

    Well spotted, Clara!

  • arabella trefoil

    Clara posted the link to the Times on Line article that is loaded with new stuff about the inner (non) workings of the Obama White House.

    This is one trivial nugget from the article that made me laugh hysterically:

    <quote>Even society writers are disenchanted. “The Obama White House has closed ranks. They were completely overwhelmed by the new office,” said Karen Sommer Shalett, editor-in-chief of DC magazine. “I haven’t heard of them going to any house parties or Georgetown row houses to be entertained.

    “That’s important because if you’re social with someone over canapés and you know their wife and you know their children, you talk business in a friendlier way.”

    When the Obamas do go to someone’s house for dinner, almost invariably it is to the home of Valerie Jarrett, their old friend from Chicago who serves as a political adviser
    </quote>

    Oh dear. This is the sort of unpleasantness that simply breaks administrations. Sally Quinn’s feud with the Clinton’s started when First Lady Hillary Clinton declined Quinn’s offer to teach the First Lady how to entertain in DC.

    OK, laughter over. Instead of a bonbon from the article, let me offer you some red meat:

    <quote>This administration has managed to divide its friends and unite its enemies,” said Steve Clemons, director of the American Strategy Programme at the New America Foundation.
    He and others lay the blame on the Chicago team, advisers from Obama’s adopted city. “Obama’s West Wing is filled with people who are in their jobs because of their Chicago connections or because they signed on early during his presidential campaign,” complained Doug Wilder, who in 1990s Virginia was America’s first elected black governor and was an early backer of Obama. “One problem is they do not have sufficient experience at governing at the executive branch level. The deeper problem is that they are not listening to the people.”
    Obama relies on five people, four of whom are Chicagoans. They are Rahm Emanuel, his chief of staff, David Axelrod and Jarrett, his political advisers, and Michelle, while the fifth kitchen cabinet member is Robert Gibbs, his chief spokesman, who comes from Alabama. </quote>

    My dears, this is utterly shocking. I don’t know whether to have a mimosa, a bloody mary or both at the NQ Brunch this morning. But do take a moment from your busy-busy morning to read the article Clara found. We will not be short on conversation by the time the waffles are ready and the toast is properly buttered.

    Thank you, Clara!

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7034910.ece

  • democratic senate

    democratic senate @ http://demsenate.com
    Great post. I will read your posts frequently. Added you to the RSS reader.

  • arabella trefoil

    I’m a simple person with a rudimentary knowledge of the intertubes. Who is “democratic senate” and what is the RSS reader?

    Thank you.

  • oowawa

    Hebrew, Teak.

    http://jewishappleseed.org/apple/sukkot-prayer.htm

    Google is becoming the one mind, besides which nothing exists.

    We are getting so strange here at NQ!  Love it.

  • oowawa

    Hebrew, Teak. 
     
    http://jewishappleseed.org/apple/sukkot-prayer.htm 

    Amazing what you can find on Google.

  • donjo

    Say what??? Check today’s NYT. 

  • oowawa

    Don’t know what an RSS feed is?  Ah Arabella, you are so benighted.  I think it stands for Really Super Snippets.  I confess, I am also a troglodyte–completely missed My Space and have no idea about Facebook, except I think you have to know somebody, or what’s the point . . . Can’t wait for what’s on the far horizon to finally arrive (in 2 or 3 hours or so) . . .

  • Docelder

    I sure like those flat tax proposals that come out every so often. Think of the hours of productivity society could get back if it was just so simple to figure out this stuff. Think if it were just so fair across the board. Everybody treated the same for once.

  • oowawa

    Here’s some rappin’ from the Chicago Rapping Hoods–Blago & Barack–facing off over who’s the blackest of them all . . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OttVdt8VwuU&feature=youtube_gdata

    (google ads on bottom, but hilarious)

  • arabella trefoil

    oowawa – I know what I need to know. I never bothered with Face Book, Space Book, Shmace Book, or any of that other nonsense. When people post “Oh, great I’ll put this on RSS feed.” I think “Whatever” and just go about my business.

    Also, I don’t know what bots are (the kind that scan websites to pick shit up and put on answer.com or “wiki does your homework for you.bore” etc. I don’t know what spiders are either. I just want to know what the entity is called “democratic senate @ http” and why this organism latched on to this thread.

    Unless it’s Uber Obama Troll “Guest” trying to be funny. Unlikely, becaues UOT “Guest” has no sense of humor.

    Oh, and a while back somebody e-mailed me in strictest confidence that “Person A” was going to unfriend me. Thought somebody was a big fat liar, because I don’t do anything on Facebook. So unfriending me is an idle threat.

    On topic:

    Now the word on the street is that Rahm Emanuel is uncouth, that he swears, that he sends dead fish to people he doesn’t like, that he is single-handedly sabotaging the Obama administration, etc.

    And he probably tips poorly during the Holiday season, so his doorman, his garbageman, his barber, his drycleaner and all sorts of “little people” will be coming out of the woodwork with more “bad stuff about Rahm Emanuel.”

    Waitstaff – please post here.

  • oowawa

    Well Arabella, I’ve been “unfriended” many times before (sniff), and I’m not even on Facebook . . . But that’s okay . . . as long as I have my Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia to cling to, I can get by without them!  Without all of them!

  • felizarte

    I know, ss, but Rahm has the hard copies to prove.

  • arabella trefoil

    I’ve been looking for a cite to show that Rahm Emanuel’s ambition is to be Speaker of the House. The best I can up with is this recent Profile from the New Yorker.

    http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/03/02/090302fa_fact_lizza

    Interesting read, especially now that the shit has hit the fan.

    Sounds like Rahm has more in common with Obama than I thought. Except Rahm is an outright jerk, and Obama is a more subtle species of jerk. But a jerk.

    Quotage:

    Start Quote: Rahm Emanuel’s office, which is no more than a three-second walk from the Oval Office, is as neat as a Marine barracks. On his desk, the files and documents, including leatherbound folders from the National Security Council, are precisely arranged, each one parallel with the desk’s edge. During a visit hours before Congress passed President Barack Obama’s stimulus package, on Friday, February 13th, I absently jostled one of Emanuel’s heavy wooden letter trays a few degrees off kilter. He glared at me disapprovingly. Next to his computer monitor is a smaller screen that looks like a handheld G.P.S. device and tells Emanuel where the President and senior White House officials are at all times. Over all, the office suggests the workspace of someone who, in a more psychologized realm than the West Wing of the White House and with a less exacting job than that of the President’s chief of staff, might be cited for “control issues.”   end quote

    Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/03/02/090302fa_fact_lizza#ixzz0gC3LxKG2

  • oowawa

    Rahm’s obsessive-compulsive urge to maintain neatness and order reminds me of Adrian Monk (played in the TV series by Tony Shalhoub)–except Monk is benign, and does not share the drive to intimidate and manipulate others.

  • oowawa

    Here’s one, Arabella:

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/11782.html

    ” . . . Rahm Emanuel was telling friends that he had one goal in life: to become the first Jewish speaker of the House”

    “But the private consensus among Democratic members, even among those who count themselves as critics, is that Emanuel is on the path to the speaker’s chair.”

  • sowsear

    Sorry I cannot bring up those pics for some reason and my techie is out of town. What was it about?

  • Required Reading

    Thanks so much for this link, Clara — this is a great article! (I suggest that the Secret Service change those monikers from Renegade and Renaissance to Super Ego and One Term Wonder Woman).

  • oowawa

    HaHa Required Reading:  Good suggested name changes!  I cannot resist:

    from Renegade to Reneger (He reneges on campaign promises.)

    from Renaissance to Dark Ages (Hardly a cultural rebirth.)

  • tango

    I think Rahm is way too smart to leak details like he did unless it serves his purpose. I think it’s Rahms way of letting Obama know that Rahm is the smart one in the WH. I think it is a veiled threat to Obama that Rahm will tell more secrets if he’s not listened to or rewarded in some way. It could be a way to motivate Obama to follow his directions or maybe make Obama lean on some powers back in Chicago to grease the way for Rahm to become Mayor or run for national office or whatever.  I just can’t see Rahm betraying the Administration in a hissy fit. Talking to Milbank had to be a reasoned and calculated decision and I think Rahm is doing it to get something he wants or to prove some point to the others.  Remember Rahm was the one who cracked his knuckles at a meeting and when Obama asked him to stop, proceeded to crack them even more with his fingers next to Obamas ear!  This was done in a room full of people. That Rahm would respond the way he did and Obama would let him get away with so rudely ignoring his wishes in front of others, tells me a lot about who holds the power in that relationship one on one.  Now Obama might disregard Rahms advice because he assumes 4 (Obama, Jarrett, Gibbs, Axelrod) against one means the 4 are right.  That totally disregards the fact that the 3 agreeing with him might be because they want to make Obama happy, not because his opinion is right. 

    Organizations are better served by executives, leaders and advisors who don’t wish to make the boss happy but wish to make the Company stronger and better.  And sometimes that means telling someone no or making hard choices. 

  • Required Reading

    Even better, oowawa!

  • FLDemFem

    One problem with being Speaker. To get there, you have to win an election. After Obama, no one in his administration will be a viable candidate for dogcatcher, never mind Congress. UNLESS it’s the person who brought them down, “for the good of the country”, of course.

  • AnnieCarmel

    I don’t suppose the Jewish faith has anything equivilent to ex-communication…

  • arabella trefoil

    Thanks, oowawa. Rahm Emanuel and his family take their Jewish identies and religion seriously.

    Interesting note: Rahm Emmanuel and Axelrod are very close friends. When Rahn Emmanuel married Amy Rule (who had converted to Judaism) Axelrod signed their marriage contract.

    This article may be out of date, but it offers up some new insights:

    http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1104187.html

  • arabella trefoil

    Apt summary, tango. I can see you put a lot of thought into your remarks.

  • tango

    Thanks! I have always though Rahm a most calculating and smart man. He is NEVER going to get fooled by a lightweight like Obama. If he attached himself to Obamas coattails it’s because he thought it was beneficial to him at the time.  So if he’s dropping hints to the press that there’s trouble in Obamaville, it’s got to be for very specific and self serving reasons.  

    Whatever the reason, I love the gossip coming out of DC now.  Sally Quinn all freaking out about those hicks, the Bushs in the WH bringing down the social scene and how with the classy and sociable Obamas moving in, it’d bring an era back of entertaining and elegance.  Imagine, having dinner with an intelligent and charming President! How wonderful. And then the Obamas do like the last President did – they stay home.  I love it.

  • arabella trefoil

    Oh, moi aussi, tango. Moi aussi. They thought they were going to get a Harry Belafonte version of Jack Kennedy and a chic black version of Jaquie. You know, famous classical musicians, log white evening gloves, lovely china, dancing the twist into the wee small hours of the morning with fascinating people. You know the kind of guest list I mean – eclectic, with it, divine people.

    Haha! They get Desirre Rogers nailing up magnolia branches and ordering in pizza from five states away. Now I call that Klass.

    But back to Rahm, and isn’t always back to Rahm? Maybe he wants to run for Mayor of Chicago, even though he and Daley are bff.

  • arabella trefoil

    I read that Rahm moved his family to the DC area. They even put their kids into local schools, which is a big commitment. Apparently they are renting out his Illinois digs. So he’s keeping options open.

    Ms. Amy Rule, Rahm’s wife, keeps a low profile. She has an MBA from Wharton, and she has done volunteer work in Chicago. She met Rahm on a blind date in 1990, converted to Judaism, and married Rahm in 1994.  His kids are really adorable. Rahm has admitted that his being away from home so much is a problem. One of his sons refuses to talk to Rahm on the phone at all. Rahm has been quoted as saying (paraphrase) “This is a family friendly White House, but only for the boss.”

    I know that family is very important to Rahm’s parents and grandparents. Maybe Rahm’s feeling the heat. Nah, no way. He’s up to something all right, but what it is, who knows. I think he’s still pissed off that his plan to pry Valerie Jarrett away from Obama’s right hip failed.

  • mary2

    Larry, this is target-on!  This idiot Millbank, to whom I’ve written many times advising him that he could pursue a career in shoe-shining (posterior-shining is what i meant) has reached the lowest, most despicable, even for Milbank, depths of blatant sycophantic slime!

    Sycophant Milbank is getting promises probably from the “f***ing pig-retard” Rahmbo for an elevation in his career….at the Enquirer?

    Shame on Milbank!  I still remember his disgusting video with that other misogynist Pig making fun of Hillary which the Pig was forced to remove under threat by WashingPost’s chief!

    This is truly a great column. I’m saving it!  Rahmbo was a Ballerina and attended Ballet School before College, that was before the salami slicer cut off his mid finger….He should write a book about pork…this millionaire Obambi Maker…

  • Jackie

    Thank you for the Ned Beatty-rape clip, Larry.  I just had Sunday dinner, and that was really the inspirational clip I needed to start my week.  Could you perhaps post that great clip of Ving Rhames being raped from Pulp Fiction?  Of course, if that isn’t available, I would settle for the Ed Norton prison-gangbang-rape from American History X.  Whatever you’ve got on hand from your collection.