Yo-Yobama, the Spinning Man
By Pat Racimora on February 23, 2010 at 10:30 AM in Current Affairs

It seems like Obama’s administration is in constant circular motion, spinning in one direction then another. Up, down, around the world. I’m getting dizzy.
UP Hope and change…. DOWN Same old, same old….
UP No lobbyists in my administration…. DOWN Lobbyists running loose
UP Get the best people for the job…. DOWN Old Chicago ties rule the roost
UP Close Guantanamo…. DOWN Don’t close Guantanamo
UP Transparency…. DOWN Closed up…. UP(a little?) CSPAN this week
UP Universal health care…. DOWN Not really necessary UP Another new plan (whatever can pass regardless..)
UP Reaching across the aisle…. DOWN Democrats only UP? Trying again?
UP We all must sacrifice…. DOWN Well, not me or mine–we are Royalty
UP Bring down spending…. DOWN Spend like crazy
UP Greedy bankers should be ashamed…. DOWN They’re not so bad
UP Deficit reduction…. DOWN Tax cuts
Do you see a yoyo spinning?






















