There is still a lot of time before voters decide who will be the next President, but the aura of light around Barack “Barry Soetoro” Obama is fading away quickly. Instead of a noble symbol of “hope and change,” Barack/Barry is being pigeonholed as a comic figure. The McCain campaign’s brilliant juxtaposition of Obama as a messianic figure akin to Charlton Heston as Moses is but a preview of coming attractions.

The faux pas are piling up and Barack/Barry is well on his way to becoming a national joke. It is one thing to forget how many states are in the Union. It is another thing to beg off answering a tough question about abortion because, “it is above my pay grade” or to finger the sole African American on the Supreme Court as too inexperienced, uh, I mean “a strong enough jurist, legal thinker for that elevation.”

Well Senator Obama, can you explain why you are such a strong Senator and thinker that your performance after only two years in the Senate qualifies you to be President? Why are you more qualified than Clarence Thomas to be President? Sounds to me like a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Which of the below quotes doesn’t fit in?

A retired CIA buddy of mine sent the following witty

Which of the below quotes doesn’t fit in?
1. “The buck stops here.”
2. *We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”
3. “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
4. “That’s above my pay grade.”

Will “That’s above my pay grade” become the motto of the Obama administration? It seems to fit in quite well with, “We are the ones that we’ve been waiting for.”

And then there is this:

Looks like we have a sequel to Monty Python’s, Life of Brian.

But then we are subjected to this stupidity by the Obama campaign:

Senator John McCain was not in a “cone of silence” on Saturday night while his rival, Senator Barack Obama, was being interviewed at the Saddleback Church in California… The matter is of interest because Mr. McCain, who followed Mr. Obama’s hourlong appearance in the forum, was asked virtually the same questions as Mr. Obama. Mr. McCain’s performance was well received, raising speculation among some viewers, especially supporters of Mr. Obama, that he was not as isolated during the Obama interview as Mr. Warren implied.

These people are too dumb to be trusted even to walk thru the front door of the White House. Let’s just assume for the sake of argument that John McCain had every damn question in advance and a team of Hollywood writers working on his response. How does that explain Obama’s repeated stumbles? He disses the progressive stance on gay marriage. He waffles on the abortion question and decides its above “his paygrade” (man, is that the essence of no shit analysis or what?). He can’t come up with anything better than his grandma and his wife when asked about smart people to consult with in solving America’s problems. And he failed on this miserably because John McCain cheated?

Good Lord!! If this is the best the Obama campaign can come up with they are going to take an ass whipping on par with what Richard Nixon handed George McGovern. Is it sexist to call Obama a whining bitch? He better be careful about believing he’s the new Messiah. If he tries to walk on water he will sink in a heartbeat and be thrashing the water trying to grab a lifeline.

UPDATED: One of you suggested the following. You’re right. It is HIGH LARIOUS.

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Larry C. Johnson is a former analyst at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, who moved subsequently in 1989 to the U.S. Department of State, where he served four years as the deputy director for transportation security, antiterrorism assistance training, and special operations in the State Department's Office of Counterterrorism. He left government service in October 1993 and set up a consulting business. He currently is the co-owner and CEO of BERG Associates, LLC (Business Exposure Reduction Group) and is an expert in the fields of terrorism, aviation security, and crisis and risk management, and money laundering investigations. Johnson is the founder and main author of No Quarter, a weblog that addresses issues of terrorism and intelligence and politics. NoQuarterUSA was nominated as Best Political Blog of 2008.
  • parentofed

    Jeez, it wasn’t a multiple-choice math exam, how can you cheat on your own faith & values? My 13-year-old kid did better on her Confirmation Sunday than Obama did Saturday.

  • Tristan

    McCain does town hall meetings every single day and can think extremely well on his feet. Obama just gives the same old speech.

  • sjc-tx

    HOW do you “cheat” when asked for YOUR opinion on something???!!

    And btw… Someone needs to remind obassole about that pesky thing called separation of church and state. (then tell him to STFU)

  • ldyoung

    Obambi is the worst Presidential candidate to come along in a lifetime — even worse than Jimmy Carter (and who would have thought that possible). To suggest that McCain “cheated” does not surprise me. Hillary whupped him but good in every debate — so he stopped debating her. He was consistently lazy and unprepared. He cannot speak without script in hand. And even when he has a script it’s the same old boring blah, blah, blah. Obambi had a whole week off in Hawaii and could have prepared but he chose to play golf instead. Whiner indeed! When I heard the “Michelle and grandma” answer…well, let’s just say that it confirmed everything we’ve been saying out here all along — and Obambi said it for us!

  • Sioux

    This post is a little bit sexist! what is the problem with the blondes? Are they naturally stupids?
    And yes to call Obama whining bitch is sexist. Call him a f*cking dog!