Denver’s Homeless Get Free Haircuts To Look Good For Obama And DNC
By Uppity Woman on August 22, 2008 at 10:55 PM in Barack Obama, DNC, Democratic National Convention, Democratic Party
Ah the party of the poor, the weak, the downtrodden!
The Caring Party, who wants to help the poor!
The Party of The People!
The party who nurtures the poor, unfortunate and affected!
The Democratic Party!
They care!
They care for all the unfortunates, especially the Homeless in Denver. They care to ensure that they won’t have to look at them and get all yucky and offended. They don’t, after all, want to be embarrassed by all those dirty street people. So, they have arranged Free Haircuts.
Yes, that’s what I said. Free. Haircuts. No Kidding. You can’t make this shit up.
In this way, should one of them be wandering around when Barack Obama and his entourage are preening and prancing around Denver, the poor and homeless will at least look better to them. Pesky homeless! Pesky I tell you!
But Barack Obama and our party Leaders aren’t ALL bad. No sir. They wanted to help the Homeless by getting them off the streets. Not because they Offend, mind you, but because they Care. So, they arranged for Free BIngo Games and movie tickets and temporary housing — even museum tickets!–to keep them off the streets during the convention. Brings a tear to your eye doesn’t it?
Last month The Ticket wrote that officials in Denver, worried about the impression that 50,000 visitors to the Democratic National Convention would get next week, were planning to hide the estimated 4,000 homeless people who hang around the city’s downtown area.
They arranged for free movie passes and bingo games to get them off the street, as well as temporary housing and free tickets to the zoo and Museum of Nature and Science.
I’m sure homeless people are very pre-occupied with tickets to the zoo and Museum of Nature, don’t you?
Anyways, Once the convention is over, the dirty things can just go back to the streets and be grateful that at least they got themselves a haircut this year, compliments of Barack Obama and the Party Of The Poor.
God bless our Democratic Party and Barack Obama! This is just one more reason I am so proud to be a Democrat this year. They really Care!
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