Dress Code Recommendations For Attendance At Temple Obama
By Uppity Woman on August 28, 2008 at 6:00 PM in Bamboozling, Barack Obama, Current Affairs, Democratic National Convention, Democratic Nomination, Hoodwinking
The Republican Party has been kind enough to clarify dress code concerns for those attending tomorrow night’s appearance by The One before his subjects. Aren’t they great guys? Do you not look forward to voting for their candidate? I mean when was the last time you saw a sense of humor come out of the Obama camp? Go ahead, think about it: I’ll wait….
Proper Attire For The Temple Of Obama (“The Barackopolis”)
To: Interested Parties
From: Brian Rogers, Deputy Communications Director
Date: August 27, 2008
Re: Proper Attire For The Temple Of Obama (“The Barackopolis”)Today, workers at Invesco Field are putting the final touches on the newest wonder of the modern political world — The Temple of Obama (“The Barackopolis”). It is upon this pulpit that Barack Obama will tomorrow night address thousands of screaming, adoring fans.
There may be some confusion among the press about the venue and appropriate dress code for Barack Obama’s big speech. To help out, we wanted to provide the following tips on appropriate attire. The toga may have gone out of style centuries ago, but after Obama’s temple speech tomorrow night, they’re sure to be flying off the racks.
They have been tasteful enough to also offer suggested toga styles:
They have also been kind enough to provide proper instructions for wrapping your toga.
by Ronald Scott
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