Oh God Part Deux
By Larry Johnson on September 1, 2008 at 4:57 PM in Current Affairs
Damn it. I was already for Katrina part II–you know, floating bodies, indequate Federal and State response, massive destruction, cats and dogs living together; mass hysteria. And nothing. Yeah, there was some rain and flooding but what the hell happened to the end of the world and God punishing the Republican sinners for their evil deeds? Man, we popped the media Viagra and wound up with Mr. Softie. What a let down.
Democrats Don Fowler and Michael Moore promised me that the Republicans were getting their comeuppance. God was going to kill a bunch of people on the Gulf Coast because He’s mad at George Bush and Dick Cheney (who happen to live in Washington). So rather than strike down the inside the beltway types God is taking his shot at folks still hanging around the Big Easy, 1600 miles from Washington? Sounds to me like God took aiming lessons from Dick Cheney.
But wait. With no disaster the Republicans get a victory lap. This also means George Bush and Dick Cheney won’t be speaking at the Convention. This let’s McCain can keep them away from the podium and not be accused of dissing them. Darnation. I thought we were going to be able to run a campaign against McBush (you know, McCain as a Bush clone), now this. McCain not getting tarred with the visage of George Bush hanging at his coronation party. What is the world coming to?
Does this mean God actually loves Republicans?






















