Obama Dispatches Hillary To Save His Mediocre Ass Again
By Uppity Woman on September 6, 2008 at 4:45 PM in Barack Obama, Current Affairs, David Axelrod, Democratic Nomination, Donna Brazile, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, McCain/Palin 2008, Misogyny, Nancy Pelosi, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Sexism, Women
Do you remember when Barky went on vacation after the faux nomination and he dispatched Hillary to do his windows for him while he caught some waves? Well he’s at it again.
Woman-hater Barack Obama is a bit worried because the Republicans did what the Democrats weren’t smart enough to do: They placed a capable woman on their ticket. As if most of us didn’t see this coming, and we aren’t even high paid Obama consultants.
But doing such a thing with the Democratic ticket would have violated the senses of the Far Left Fascists, also known as the Regressive Wing of the Democratic party. Besides, Barky hates women. Especially Typical White Women. They are offensive to him and the left-over Communists, Marxists, Stalinists, Domestic Terrorists and Old-Hippies-Still-On- The-Bong who comprise the Fascist wing that is trying to hijack our party. Again.
These are the same people who entranced the children with lies in the past, the same people (and their spawns) who brought us George McGovern, Mike Dukakis, and John Kerry. They almost gave us Howard Dean. Think about that. I’ll wait……Truly does it not seem that the only thing the Democratic Party learns from history is how to repeat its mistakes exactly?
With the help of Howard Dean, Donna Brazile and Nancy Pelosi, narcissistic egomaniac Barack Obama knee-capped his way to the presidential “nomination” by cheating, caucus fraud, and rearranging district delegate counts (“weighting”) to ensure he got nearly as many or even more delegates than Hillary — even if he lost a state (see Texas). At the same time, they rearranged districts to make sure that in States he would surely win, his delegate count would be much larger than Hillary Clinton’s count. Still not finished, he actually took some of Hillary’s delegates away from her. Still, even with all the In-Your-Face Affirmative Action, the superdelegates had to vote against the will of their constituents and drag his overly loquacious, limp, exhausted, inept ass across the line to be nominated. This, ladies and gentleman, is the 2008 Democratic Party’s nominee.
Now, Narcissistic egomaniac Barack Obama needs the superior woman he trashed, the candidate who could have actually won this election, to help improve his highly accurate image as a sexist misogynist pig. The pathetic nominee, threatened by yet Another bitch Woman, has found it necessary to dispatch Hillary Clinton to wash his windows and clean up his mess for him. This is the same Hillary Clinton that Michelle “Gimmee” Obama said she would have to “think about” voting for if she had rightfully been the nominee.
HARRISBURG, Pa. – Barack Obama‘s campaign plans to employ high-profile female supporters in an effort to blunt GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin‘s potential to persuade women to vote Republican.
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York, Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano and Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebeliusall were scheduled to campaign for Obama in the coming weeks. Republicans say they hope Palin, who made her national debut with a feisty speech on Wednesday, could put some female voters in play.
Heh. Do I detect a nervous twitch?
What Narcissistic egomaniacal, woman-hating sexist pig Obama doesn’t understand is: it won’t work. In spite of the advice of his jihadist women-burning Middle Eastern money-contributing friends, we women here in America know the difference between a capable surrogate and the actual inept sexist candidate. Therefore, Barack Obama could dispatch an Axelrod-created rendition of jesus Christ to speak on his behalf and those of us who know what he is would reject his sorry butt.
“We respect her. She’s a skilled politician, as she proved last night,” Obama strategist David Axelrod told reporters aboard the campaign plane Thursday. “She’s deft at going on the attack.”
This is a quote about Sarah Palin brought to us by the smarmy Chicago False Image Creator who dumped Deval Patrick on unsuspecting Massachusetts. The PR guy who paints plastic images over the real candidate so that nobody can see what’s underneath. This huckster respects nobody. He was the engineer of the destruction of a far superior gasp!female candidate who threatened his next election hoax. Does he think he’s dealing with the Obama Girl here or what? You are pissing us off even more, Axelrod. What part of this don’t you get? Just go ahead and trot out Hillary to remind everybody in the country that the real winner got trashed, you jerk. Especially in Florida in Michigan. What on earth are you on? Do you not think Americans are smart enough to recognize who is actually running here? Oh and by the way, I saw you on TV right after Sarah gave her speech, and I do declare you were looking rather ratty.
The entire Nation knows what you and your surrogates did to Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama. You are nekkid and you don’t look very good nekkid to us. If you had any brains you would know that dispatching Hillary to remind us of what a prick you are only pisses us off more.
We just can’t wait to kick your butt back to Chicago Thug Land. We suggest that you maybe run for President of Kenya, where your cousin could give you Sharia Law pointers. I am sure Hamas and Iran, who have lovingly endorsed you, would also be happy to set you up in the Middle East, which suits you more when it comes to women. I’ll bet Reverend “Girls hand out kibbles n bits” Wright can help you there too. After all, he had the Hamas Manifesto on his web site, right? I mean, your affiliates aren’t cause for concern with us women are anything, right?
In short. Don’t waste your time trotting out That Woman Who Is Better Than You Are. You look like a shameless inconsiderate jerk and an inept fool, which is exactly what you are.
But it’s not clear exactly how Obama and his running mate Joe Biden should respond. They keenly remember how women rallied around one-time Democratic front runner Clinton when they perceived she was a victim of sexism. They don’t want to appear with a weak response, either, and certainly they also don’t want to send independent women flocking to the GOP.
Perceived? Heh. Rough, ain’t it?
by Ronald Scott
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