BBC says world wants Obama
By Matthew Weaver on September 9, 2008 at 10:05 PM in Barack Obama, Current Affairs
BBC is out with as new poll of 22 countries, World wants Obama as president: poll. They explain that 17 of the 22 countries polled, including our NATO allies and Australia, want us to anoint Obama as our next president. In Kenya, the support for this is 82%. No mention of Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Iraq. Here’s my answer:
To: The World
From: The U.S.
Subject: Re: World wants Obama.
With respect, drop dead. We will pick our own president, one who represents our values and respects our citizens. If you want the self-declared ‘citizen of the world’, you may have him.
Please advise where you’d like to have The One sent.
Please note that he is partial to pompous settings and likes adoring crowds, but hates women. His homemade seal, picture attached, will need update.
And, finally, not to be remiss in a few other details you may have missed, Barack Obama also has a thing for terrorists, corrupt friends, and hate-fill preachers.
Respectfully,
The non-Kool-Aid drinkers of America






















