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Save the Gulf Walruses!

Oil companies really do care. Why, they even laid out plans to make sure to protect walruses in case of a spill in the Gulf of Mexico, and, according to one report, two companies even offer contact information for a Florida marine researcher.

Two problems: There are no walruses in the Gulf of Mexico. And even if there were, the marine researcher has been dead for 5 years.

What’s going on here?

Simple, really. It looks like oil companies are so uninvolved in safety measures that they make generic plans. This means that critical geographical differences—such as the rocky shorelines of the frozen northwest vs. marshland on more tropical shores—are left unconsidered. And then they let these boilerplate documents get out of date.

I’m always accused of looking for the pony in the shit pile. But maybe one positive outcome of this horrible still-unfolding disaster will be some serious changes in what oil companies do to protect the planet and its living beings as well as themselves.

  • HARP

    I knew if I waited long enough that I could use this video. Thanks Pat.

  • TeakWoodKite

    I am he as you are me as we are all together….

    Does the walrus have shades?

    Good one Pat.

  • candymarl

    I love it! :)

  • Colin

    Sarah said they got a copy of a plan written by her Aministation in Alaska. If they made any changes they forgot to omit seals, polar bears etc

  • honestlawyermostly

    Pat—–as always……interesting subject and great cartoon!

  • Cindy

    Pat,
    As always, interesting post and great cartoon!

  • Cindy

    Harp—perfect!

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Oh, my, Pat – you have got to be kidding me!  Wow…GREAT toon – thanks for the post!

  • donjo

    Unfortunately, if the “insiders” prediction of doom is correct, and the GOM will eventually become a cesspool of oil which will travel the gulf stream up the Atlantic coast and over to Europe, the ability to save walruses may prove handy.

  • Mandelay

    “I’m always accused of looking for the pony in the shit pile.”

    Stay as sweet as you are!  As always, great artwork!

  • HARP

    Sneak preview of Barry`s new logo.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Any geologist with a drilling back round wish to respond to a piticular post by ‘dougr‘ over at a site called The Oil Drum?

    He is stating that there a damage problem “down hole” .

    If you have been watching the live feed cams you may have noticed that some of the ROVs are using an inclinometer…and inclinometer is an instrument that measures “Incline” or tilt. The BOP is not supposed to be tilting…and after the riser clip off operation it has begun to…
    This is not the only problem that occurs due to erosion of the outer area of the well casings. The way a well casing assembly functions it that it is an assembly of different sized “tubes” that decrease in size as they go down. These tubes have a connection to each other that is not unlike a click or snap together locking action. After a certain length is assembled they are cemented around the ouside to the earth that the more rough drill hole is bored through in the well making process. A very well put together and simply explained process of “How to drill a deep water oil well” is available here:
    http://www.treesfullofmoney.com/?p=1610

  • Onofre’s arm

    Are these the same insiders who think that there’s a cavern the size of Mt Everest under the Gulf filled with oil? The same learned fellows who think that there’s a “chasm” gushing millions of barrels of oil. The same geniuses who think that the Twin Towers were dropped with a controlled demolition. The same esteemed scientists who’ve claimed that all of the worlds ice will be gone in 100 years due to AGW, and the seas will rise 120 feet. Could it be the same brainiacs who theorized that the Haiti earthquake was caused by drilling in the Gulf, or the one’s who predicted that the ozone layer would have disappeared by now and we should all be dead from Ultra Violet radiation? Or are they the brilliant prognosticators who predicted that we would all be starving by now. Perhaps it’s the type of Mensa member who could envision Guam tipping over with an influx of Navy personnel. These “insiders” Donjo?

  • sowsear

    Just walked past a BP “commercial”: where and how to file claims. they have offices, web sites, and an 800 telphone number.

  • oowawa

    Uh, HARP, that’s cool, but I’m afraid we’re thinking about the wrong marine mammal here . . .

  • sowsear
  • oowawa

    Aw heck Onofre’s arm, you’re taking all the fun out of wearing a tin hat . . .

  • oowawa

    I’ve been trying to figure out just how this oil spill is keeping me out of work here in Sonoma County, CA.

  • oowawa

    This BP live video capture has been much discussed as evidence that oil has infiltrated the sea floor from a damaged well and is bursting forth from cracks.  The discussion over this video and this issue on some forums has been heated:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2RxIQP0IBU#noexternalembed

    (Not embedded here because detail must be observed.)

  • TeakWoodKite

    Or this story,

    According to Sagalevich’s report, the oil leaking into the Gulf of Mexico is not just coming from the 22 inch well bore site being shown on American television, but from at least 18 other sites on the “fractured seafloor” with the largest being nearly 11 kilometers (7 miles) from where the Deepwater Horizon sank and is spewing into these precious waters an estimated 2 million gallons of oil a day.
    Interesting to note in this report is Sagalevich stating that he and the other Russian scientists were required by the United States to sign documents forbidding them to report their findings to either the American public or media, and which they had to do in order to legally operate in US territorial waters.

    apparently Mat Simmons is friends with scientist and Mr Simmons stating there were more leaks than what is being reported, came from him as a source.

  • sowsear

    Illegal aliens, Oowawa…or someone has found out that you’re big at NQ

  • sowsear

    Looking for a job, r-u-now?
    I thought you were old…with a bad heart…and a water bed. Your time to rest.

  • candymarl

    Doggone it OA. Just as my paranoia was about to run wild. Then there were the walrus flashbacks. Don’t ask. 8-)

  • oowawa

    Shhhhh–BP doesn’t know that . . .

  • sowsear

    Do you have the claims number…

  • jiminycricket

    Adorable Walrus, Tricia.

    Actually, today I saw them trying to rescue dolphins by trying to lead them out of the muck with boats as they tend to follow the wake.

  • sowsear

    Pat
    Maybe you won’t find that pony, but then you could have better luck looking for roses in that pile of manure..

  • My Site (click to edit)

    If oil is seeping up from cracks 7 miles away from the well, then it is coming up through natural fissures. Drilling a 22′ hole will not affect formations more than several feet away from the well bore. However, if there is a sizable leak in the casing far below the sea floor, then oil might travel horizontally from the well through natural seams between formations and then upward through natural cracks. But since liquids like to take the path of least resistance, it would be more likely that the greater bulk of the oil would just go up the well and straight toward the nearest pelican.

  • sowsear

    Pat 
    Maybe you won’t find the pony, but then you could have better luck looking for roses in that pile of manure..

  • Onofre’s arm

    If oil is seeping up from cracks 7 miles away from the well, then it is coming up through natural fissures. Drilling a 22′ hole will not affect formations more than several feet away from the well bore. However, if there is a sizable leak in the casing far below the sea floor, then oil might travel horizontally from the well through natural seams between formations and then upward through natural cracks. But since liquids like to take the path of least resistance, it would be more likely that the greater bulk of the oil would just go up the well and straight toward the nearest pelican.

  • No Longer Banned in Beantown

    coo coo kachuu

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Cute cartoon Pat.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Cute cartoon as always Pat!

  • Onofre’s arm

    They could use underwater speakers to broadcast the latest Obama speech, that would scare the dolphins into the middle of the Atlantic.

  • Samb

    O/T CHIRS MATTHEWS-THE RISE OF THE NEW RIGHT

    HE SUCH A ASS.
    >:o

     http://www.breitbart.tv/hardball-rise-of-the-new-right-part-1/

  • geoff C..

    Does anyone know what the PSI is at the well head? And how big the oil pool is? If it is leaking 60,000 barrels a day the high est. by Aug. we will be looking at  225 million gallons in the Gulf. 53 days ago all hands from around the world should have been here not turned away. We are always the first to help. What a dipstick he is.

  • sowsear

    OT and nuthin much
    BO gets “kill switch” to close down the internet…oh goodie, free speech with a boot on its throat
    http://www.prisonplanet.com/new-bill-gives-obama-kill-switch-to-shut-down-the-internet.html

  • TeakWoodKite

    Thanks Onofre’s arm.

  • Annie/Carmel

    If you find out, let me know because I’m sure it would affect Carmel too.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Wow donjo, you said you were giving up your computer! I hope your still barefoot or is that a fairytale too? =-O

  • HARP

    The speech was a dud, but never fear, Organzing for America is here to exploit the crisis with spam solicitations and a snazzy new green Obama hardhat graphic (soon to be the new oil recover czar’s logo, too?)!

  • ~~JustMe~~

    So if “O” gets cheesed off with us the whole country comes to a grinding halt  if he pushes the kill switch! Is it wise for the government to have that sort of toy in their hands?

  • Cindy

    Aw heck Onofre’s arm, you’re taking all the fun out of wearing a tin hat . . .

    oowawa—-yeah, and  I don’t get nearly as good reception for satellite radio when I take mine off. :(

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Poor dolphins would never recover from that!

  • Cindy

    Onofre-
     And since we’re talking about the oil in the Gulf of Mexico, the spill should be referred to, henceforth, as Oil of Ole’ , es verdad?!

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Does “O” have a switch? I am sure there are many that would love to push it to switch him off! ;)

  • ~~JustMe~~

    What beautiful coasts!

  • Samb

    THANK -JUSTME- 

    Sometimes you forget what’s real
    and that’s real.
    :)

  • QUEENIE

    I posted this info a couple days ago here..according to a report on CNN Represenative Markey reported that 5 of the companies had Walrus’s , Sea Lions and Sea Otters in their reports and all had the same national wildlife expert in their spill plans..the man has been dead since 2005!

    Rep Markey stated he believed they all paid one company for a carbon copy of this report.
    The only differences were, BP was estimating 250,000 barrels of oi in a spilll and the others were at 200,000 barrels.

    Oh yeah our government…………. 
    Read more: http://www.adn.com/2010/06/09/1315823/bp-c-plan.html

    “Lutz is listed as a go-to wildlife specialist at the University of Miami. But Lutz, an eminent sea turtle expert, left Miami almost 20 years ago to chair the marine biology department at Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton. He died four years before the plan was published.”
    BP’s Gulf spill plan outdated, error-filled

    By JUSTIN PRITCHARD, TAMARA LUSH and HOLBROOK MOHR
    The Associated Press

    Published: June 9th, 2010 10:32 PM
    Last Modified: June 12th, 2010 11:38 AM

    VENICE, La. – Professor Peter Lutz is listed in BP’s 2009 response plan for a Gulf of Mexico oil spill as a national wildlife expert. He died in 2005.

    Under the heading “sensitive biological resources,” the plan lists marine mammals including walruses, sea otters, sea lions and seals. None lives anywhere near the Gulf.

    The names and phone numbers of several Texas A&M University marine life specialists are wrong. So are the numbers for marine mammal stranding network offices in Louisiana and Florida, which are no longer in service.

    BP PLC’s 582-page regional spill plan for the Gulf, and its 52-page, site-specific plan for the Deepwater Horizon rig are riddled with omissions and glaring errors, according to an Associated Press analysis that details how BP officials have been making it up as they go along. The lengthy plans approved by the federal government last year before BP drilled its ill-fated well vastly understate the dangers posed by an uncontrolled leak and vastly overstate the company’s preparedness to deal with one.

    “Look, it’s obvious to everybody in south Louisiana that they didn’t have a plan, they didn’t have an adequate plan to deal with this spill,” said Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal. “They didn’t anticipate the (blowout preventer) failure. They didn’t anticipate this much oil hitting our coast. From the very first days, they kept telling us, ‘Don’t worry, the oil’s not going to make it to your coast.’ ”

    In the spill scenarios detailed in the BP’s exploration plan, fish, marine mammals and birds escape serious harm; beaches remain pristine; water quality is only a temporary problem. And those are the projections for a leak about 10 times worse than what has been calculated for the ongoing disaster.

    There are other wildly false assumptions in the documents. BP’s proposed method to calculate spill volume judging by the darkness of the oil sheen is way off. The internationally accepted formula would produce estimates 100 times higher.

    The Gulf’s loop current, which is projected to help eventually send oil hundreds of miles around Florida’s southern tip and up the Atlantic coast, isn’t mentioned in either plan.

  • Samb

    THANKS -JUSTME-  
     
    Sometimes you forget what’s real 
    and that’s real. 
    :)

  • Rich

    It is very cute for something that does not need to be protected by the oil companies.
    It is easy to pick on the oil companies for not being prepared for dealing with a disaster and we should.  The other question is how come we do not speak out and get angry about how unprepared the U.S. government or even states are prepared to handle disasters caused by nature, by man, or buy equipment failure.  Do we always need a disaster to happen in order to then decide we need to be prepared for the next time?

  • donjo

    He’s an expert on this, ya know. He took a class in 1980.

  • twistedfister13f

    F*ck the walruses, what about the penguins and the baby fur seals? Walruses are racist anyway.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Oh I hear you Samb; you could easily blow a gasket with everything that is going on these days! Sometimes we need to switch off and simply dream for a few moments! It’s amazing what it does for the heart and soul!

  • Stan Davis

    Great ‘toon, Pat.

    Stan Davis
    Lakewood, CO

  • donjo

    Read downthread and argue with the people who did the studies, not me.  What do I know?  I’m stupid and I’m just reporting what intelligent people that do this for a living have apparently discovered.  However, I hope they’re dead wrong.

  • Onofre’s arm

    My God you are one stupid twit donjo. Economic Geology was only one of dozens of geology classes I was required to take to get my BS in Geology. Economic Geology is a 400 level course that only serious Geology majors would even be qualified to take. But, if you had any education beyond your apparent struggles in grade school, you might know that.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    So which field are you an expert in donjo?

  • donjo

    Please, I’ll type this real slow so you can keep up.  I said, “IF the “insiders” prediction of doom is correct,”  I didn’t say they were because I, like you, don’t really know.

  • donjo

    Please, I’ll type this real slow so you can keep up.  I said, “IF the “insiders” prediction of doom is correct,”  I didn’t say they were because I, like you, don’t really know.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Huh?

  • twistedfister13f

    Chuck Todd reveals the White House “Soup of the Day”; Brown Pelican in a goo-rue sauce and served in the scull of a manatee who had the misfortune of being run over by a boat piloted by Anderson Cooper on assignment. It’s a favorite of Steven Chu, he won a Noble Prize.

  • sowsear

    Ask Dirty Harry for help…

  • Onofre’s arm

    “Please, I’ll type this real slow so you can keep up.  I said, “IF the “insiders” prediction of doom is correct,”  I didn’t say they were because I, like you, don’t really know.”

    And again, the simplest of concepts flies about ten miles over donjo’s flattened cranium. 

    It isn’t the predictions that I find to be ludicrous (although they are), I’m questioning the dubious credibility of your so called “insiders”, because if they’re anything like your fellow bonehead who postulated that there’s a cavern the size of Mt. Everest filled with oil under the Gulf’s sea floor, then they are just like the rest of the fools you seem to rely on to build your fantasy world.

    I truly wish you could have taken one of the geology 101 or 102 classes that I taught toward the end of my college experience, because I would have loved kicking your fat and ignorant ass out the door.

  • sowsear

    Don’t mention that to BO. He’ll likely want to give it to them.

  • sowsear

    It’s a favorite of Steven Chu
    Other favorites of Chu’s: BP $$$ and executives

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Maybe one positive outcome of this horrible still-unfolding disaster will be some serious changes in what oil companies do to protect the planet and its living beings as well as themselves.
     
    Let’s hope this disaster is a huge wakeup call for the oil companies and the government to have some type of crisis and recovery act in place.

  • sowsear

    It’s a favorite of Steven Chu 
    Other favorites of Chu’s: BP $$$ and executives.

  • don x

    It appears to me Obama and his advisers are taking about as much heat as BP over the oil spill disaster.  Obama for his 58 day too late action to mobilize efforts to curtail the oil from invading the coasts.  BP for their apparent short cutting of procedures which led to the explosion.  Obama is being blamed by many of his former big supporters for his slowness to act and for not having people on his team who knew what to do and for trusting BP to handle stopping the continuing spill. 

    I am not at all sure that his success in getting BP to agree to a $20 billion fund to be put in escrow  and telling them that is not all they are liable for is going to save his political future.  The anger at the government bungling is sure to spill over into future electons and lower his already fading public approval ratings.  His support base is eroding as his level of incompetence is becoming increasingly apparent.  He is a good talker, but it is well known that talk is cheap.  Actions speak louder than words…..so they say.

  • Cindy

    that would scare the dolphins into the middle of the Atlantic

    and Obama’s poll numbers after that would really FINnish him off!!

  • ~~JustMe~~

     Maybe one positive outcome of this horrible still-unfolding disaster will be some serious changes in what oil companies do to protect the planet and its living beings as well as themselves.
     
    Let’s hope this disaster is a huge wakeup call for the oil companies and the government, to have some type of crisis and recovery act in place. It is simply heartbreaking to think we are 57 days out, yet no further forward of cleaning up the gulf cost.

  • ~~JustMe~~

     Maybe one positive outcome of this horrible still-unfolding disaster will be some serious changes in what oil companies do to protect the planet and its living beings as well as themselves.
     
    Let’s hope this disaster is a huge wakeup call for the oil companies and the government, to have some type of crisis and recovery act in place. It is simply heartbreaking to think we are 57 days out, yet no further forward of cleaning up the gulf cost.

  • Cindy

    Onofre—you are a riot…but always extremely educational!

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Yes OA don’t ever change!!

  • Onofre’s arm

    Her expertise is focused entirely on the preservation of her own ignorance. And I’ve got to hand it to her, she’s real good at it.

  • Cindy

    oowawa—- I second that emotion of sowsear!
    Take care of yourself, ’cause seeing that pink bunny everyday is our collective Linus’ blanket. It makes us feel warm and secure!

  • sowsear

    OT but get in line little folks: manna coming from nation’s billionaires, soon…
    http://features.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2010/06/16/gates-buffett-600-billion-dollar-philanthropy-challenge/

  • ~~JustMe~~

    For everyone!!!!

  • Brodie

    The “cut & pasted” contingency plans had 9 pages of how to handle the oil leaks and 40 pages of how to handle the media.

  • kenoshamarge

    Pretty good indication of where their priorities are. Reminds me of the phrase a little less talk and a lot more action, Only I want a lot less talk and a lot more action.

  • guest

    Yes, the federal government  needs to follow it’s own rules and do the job it says it would do according to the Oil Pollution Act which says that Obama (supposedly the Commander in Chief) is the executive agent for clean up actions.

    But BP is basically a bank that rents the oil industry. It has the worst safety record of any major oil company…killing people and environmental fines are considered just the ‘cost of doing business’ and are cheaper in their eyes than actually fixing the problems. They deserve a full complete investigation, a fair and unbiased trial. And then hanged

  • Justine

    I believe Olaf’s oil is up by Norway, where the walruses (walrusi?) would be a problem, Cindy…

  • Justine

    Doesn’t this oil disaster make you happy that your health care will soon be run by the ever-alert federal government?

  • donjo

    I’m sure they taught you all there is to know about the undersea geology of the GOM.  Your arrogance is astounding.  Relying on info 30 years old, without taking into considertion that some things might have changed during that time, is totally stupid.   Period.

  • donjo

    I’m an expert at NOT being a parrot to someone else’s comments.

  • donjo

    @Justme; I’m an expert at NOT being a parrot to someone else’s comments.

  • Sassy

    Pat, that is a really cute walrus! I have an urge to toss him a sardine.
    Today, BP is a villain to 80% of the population and rightfully so, but I’m in the 20% minority who will reserve judgement for now.
    There may be many from the oil industry who know what happened in the explosion, but I have seen contradictions from several sources.
    We have 90 degree temperatures and 90 degree humidity so I’m in no mood to research the oil industry.
    Then I would have to research government contractors who build bridges that collapse, and on it goes.
    I just need to stay cool and sip my tea!

  • No Longer an American

    I propose a stuffed animal designed from Pat’s Walrus.  I’d buy one.  If some of the proceeds benifit NQ :-$

  • susiepuma

    WTF?  Did Lieberman get dropped on his head or has he always been this stupid????

    ‘the one/won’ has been given or taken enough power away from the people – wish CT would finally vote tht poseur out of office – he’s been here too too too long – does he even know how to use modern technology?????????????????????????///

  • susiepuma

    ugh!!!!!!!!!!!! I loathe that fugly logo & everything it’s connected to………..

  • AbigailAdams

    This is one of those disasters that I find very difficult to watch, being an ociean/bay shore-dweller, myself.  But last night that former judge who often fills in for Beck was on with a panel and one of them said that Louisiana’d given permission for oil companies to drill in 500 feet of water but that the feds over-rode that state decision and moved them offshore into 5,000 feet of water and into a depth at which no oil company had experience dealing with a blow-out.  Additionally, it was stated (and I’m probably the last person who is aware of this) that after the Exxon/Valdez disaster, the Feds passed into law a cap of $75MM for cleanup.  I’m pretty certain they said for cleanup, not punative damages.  The discussion and criticism that followed amongst the panel and host was the $20BB that obama extracted from BP yesterday at their WH meeting and how, because of the way in which the payback is structured, the Feds can do whatever they want with that money–including redirecting it to other, unaffected, organizations–as in vote-buying for reeclection. 

    My point:  obama’s people said, themselves, never waste a good crisis.  His delays, coupled with what appears to me to be a churlish response to the good people of Louisiana and the gulf, as well as his cozy relationship with BP looks like feigned outrage against them.  I think that instead of being so angry at the oil companies who are responding to our undeniable need for the stuff, we should be angrier at the federal gov’t for 1) inserting themselves as saviors in the event of such disasters (with clearly no plan whatsoever, vis, MMS) and 2) realize the Feds have NEVER been helpful in responding to these kinds of disasters and by any measure, will never be able to.  They don’t write good regulations and whatever regulations are in place, they don’t enforce.  Keep our money in the states where it belongs, fire the over-priced, over-paid “experts” in D.C., let them keep their blue-ribbon panels and buy equipment and manpower needed at the scene of the crisis with all that saved money. 

    So long as the WH keeps the focus on the oil companies, they don’t have to worry about their own behinds.

  • susiepuma

    oh boy oh boy oh boy – the hypocrite lawmakers are ready to ‘slice & dice’, tear him a new one, put on that asbestos suit, etc. – gonna grill ole tony haywood from bp on the hill today – oh boy oh boy -

    meantime, the washington weasels staff is reassuring tony’s staff that we’re just kidding – keep that money rolling in – just gotta reassure ‘the small people’ that we’re really working for them – heh heh heh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    kabuki theatre – watch what the other hand is doing………………..

  • Sassy

    AbigailAdams, I’m glad you saw that program, as it was very informative.
    Judge Napolitano has said from day one that this administration cannot impose new fees on BP, for the law is already established. BP is voluntarily cooperating to remedy this accident.
    Another panelist stated that this puts a bulls-eye on every American company operating in other countries.
    Stuart Varney is a favorite of mine, and being British, he says BO has demonized and looted BP. We need this company to succeed in the Gulf and in the future, so politicians should be treading lightly!

  • Pat Racimora

    susiepuma.  This is the second time I have heard the term “small people” in that context.  The first was from a super-wealthy Obama supporter at her fancy party in Los Altos Hills (CA) to try to convince former Hillary supporters to cross the line into O territory.  She said something like, “We have to be sure to get all those small people on board because we need their votes and their pennies.” 

    I realized once again how the average American is seen–someone of little consequence to exploit anyway.

  • carol haka

    Yeah, the people who tanked the world’s economy and have spent a life time stealing from everyone are now going to chastise Tony.

    They all need to go to hell.

    This is to take the heat off of them.

    Also, Mayor Rudy and Dylan Ratigan and the guy from CNBC were on this morning and all were parroting what Sarah Palin has been screaming about for weeks.  Of course, Mika was making faces and loud breathing exercises to stop them from saying anything bad about her “Obama”.  They started making fun of her – good.  Then, of course the WH texted her they had been meeting with people from “Day One”.  Liars.

    Ratigan got the last word in.  THe blowout and capping the hole were on BP, but the measurement, containment was on Obama and they did nothing for weeks – measure the flow, drop a curtain with booms all around the hole and suck the shit out of it before it traveled.

    Buffoons.

    >:o

  • AbigailAdams

    Thanks, Sassy!  I only caught the first 10-15 minutes of the show, but it all made sense to me.  I know it’s bucking the tide of popular opinion to flip the argument and not demonize those “guilty, horrible, bad, nasty oil people”, but they are in fact only doing their job to keep our cars carrying us to and from our jobs and the grocery store every day, not to mention heating and lighting our homes and making all that stuff used in the hospital operating rooms. 

    Barry’s got more than one dilemma on his hands and, predictably, he’s not doing so well on any front.  And he is putting a bulls-eye on the back of American companies doing business all over the world.

  • carol haka

    I think the penguins are trying to play both sides of the race issue.

    >:o

  • Docelder

    POTUS is like a penguin. He looks black from one side, yet his belly is white. Being a penguin would have it’s advantages. Especially when you apply to upper crust colleges.

  • FLDemFem

    The first thing one should do when looking at “studies” is to find out who funded them. The people who fund them have their own interests to support with those studies. So the chances are pretty good that the “studies” will reflect those interests rather than actual facts. And like drug trials, any “study” that doesn’t reflect the interests of the funders are likely to disappear into thin air. So look at whose funding it before you take the “studies” seriously. I think you will find that most of them are funded and slanted towards the interests of the funders. That should pretty much invalidate them.

  • carol haka

    Exactly.  But to be sure, seal your records afterwards.

    :-D

  • AbigailAdams

    Pat — All:  Well, so long as we have our vote (no matter how corrupted the election process is), we have the means (if we have the will) to interrupt all their well-laid plans.  It’s going to take a lot of will and disregard for how we’re seen by our so-called friends and neighbors as we spread the word about what we need to do.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Huh? This is an open blog donjo and that is what usually happens in the comments section. Strangely I thought I was asking YOU about in what field you are an expert?  

  • donjo

    Is there even the tiniest bit of reason that says I have to report back to you?

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Not at all donjo. I was simply building a conversation with you but as I can see your only open to sarcasm!

  • Onofre’s arm

    Yes, it’s a chance for jackasses like Henry Waxoff to throw rocks at a guy who’s locked in the stocks, and make themselves all puffed up as champions of the small people.

    Waxoff is an expert when it comes to asking the “Have you stopped beating your wife” type of question and demand a yes or no answer. I would love to ask Waxoff a few of these type of questions.

    Q: Yes or no Mr. Waxoff, do you remember tongue kissing Barney Frank in a stall in the House restroom?

    A: Ye……..er………….NO!

    Q: So you’ve forgotten?

    A: No……I mean….but I….

    Q: Yes or no Waxoff, do you think Barney will be heartbroken to find out that you’ve forgotten such an intimate and precious moment?

    A: I……I……look, it’s just that it ne…

    Q: JUST A YES OR NO SIR!

    A: Yes……..I mean NO……..I mean……….what was the question again?

    Q: I’M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE! Have you and Barney set a date for your wedding? YES OR NO!

    A: NO! Can’t you see that………..

    Q: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, I’M ASKING THE QUESTIONS?! Since you seem unable to make plans for a simple wedding, do you feel qualified to be a U.S. Congressman?

    A: no….

  • oowawa

    “Yes, it’s a chance for jackasses like Henry Waxoff to throw rocks at a guy who’s locked in the stocks, and make themselves all puffed up as champions of the small people.”

    Reminds me of something else: “The crowd around the stocks laughed and threw rocks at Quasimodo.  He was an easy target, and crowds often threw all kinds of things at prisoners in the stocks.”

    Only problem is, somehow things got mixed up here.  Henry Waxman is Quasimodo in a suit: he’s supposed to be the one taking the ridicule . . .

     

  • Onofre’s arm

    Ha Ha Ha, I must have subconsciously made that connection, it wasn’t intentional, I swear. I never read “Hunchback of Notre Dame” though, so I’m not sure HOW I could have made that connection. If I’m starting to channel 19th century French Romanticists, I probably need to get out more.

    And I don’t think Waxoff is a Quasimodo, I think he’s a REAL modo.

  • trixta

    Just learned that Keith Olberman has left DailyKos as a primary blogger due to his criticism of BO.

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0610/38676.html

  • sowsear
  • oowawa

    Uh-Oh–the church is starting to excommunicate backsliders.  Can an inquisition be far behind?

  • oowawa

    Whoa–The Global Language Monitor–Interesting site!  Thanks!

  • TeakWoodKite

    Donjo, is that Onofre’s Arm has a backround in geology ot the fact that i thanked him for his opinion on the matter I raised, that vexes you so?

    Besides… 30 years in geological time is nothing. Our undertanding of geology has progressed quite nicely in thirty years. It is not the our understanding that is “on trial” in the gulf. It is human nature that is.

  • donjo

    FYI for those who live down there.  (Good luck.)

    An organization called Louisiana Bucket Brigade has undertaken an active citizen-driven campaign to chart where oil is affecting the Gulf coastline. The Bucket Brigade sends volunteers out to all points along the coast to locate where oil damage is occurring, and through the use of email and social networking sites like Twitter, pinpoints exactly where the damage is taking place. This information is used to create an Oil Spill Crisis Map, which is then utilized as an advocacy tool to show people the truth of what is actually happening, as well as a way to create linkage between need and resources.
    If this is something you can participate in, all the information you need is right here. Also, on the main Bucket Brigade page, you will find a “Get Involved” button in the upper right corner of their website. One caveat: according to a member of this organization I spoke to, they are looking for people who can give more than a day or two of their time. If you are a resident of the Gulf coast area, a college student on summer break, or someone who has more than a few days time on their hands and a desire to help, you are who they’re looking for.
    National Wildlife Federation
    The National Wildlife Federation has undertaken a similar effort called Gulf Coast Surveillance Teams. They are looking for people to “track and report on the impacts of the oil spill, support wildlife rescue and rehabilitation efforts, and restore damaged delicate coastal ecosystems in the Gulf of Mexico.” To volunteer with this organization, click here.
    Oil Spill Response
    Another organization dedicating itself to dealing with the Gulf oil crisis is Volunteer Louisiana. They provide an emergency response sign-up form for people who want to actively engage in assisting with a variety of needed assistance areas. These include:
    Shoreline MonitorDonations ManagementFood Bank Sorting and PackingCase ManagementWildlife Marker/sitterFacility and Site MaintenanceTransportation AssistantAdministrative and SupportPre-impact Beach CleanupPositions at the Command Post or Volunteer Reception CenterLight construction

  • TeakWoodKite

    BOoil or Boil for short.

  • getfitnow

    Speaking of racist, the SC dems are trying to scratch Mr. Greene as their nominee.

    I guess Alvin isn’t clean and articulate enough. :-P

  • getfitnow

    Will Waxman scour emails and other communications of the “players” in the government? I sense a coverup.

  • getfitnow

    It’s time for Watergate-type investigations/hearings. >:o

  • getfitnow

    Yes, and we have to stay vigilent and informed. Nov is only a first step. Those in the new majority need to know and be reminded constantly they are one election cycle from being unemployed. >:o

  • The Banana Plant

    Although it was a mindless cut-and-paste action, the “walruses in the gulf” issue left some South Louisianians saddened that some people might really not know what animals they’re really damaging down her. We put together this video to show them. http://www.thebananaplant.com/no-walruses-in-the-gulf.html

  • The Banana Plant

    Although it was a mindless cut-and-paste action, the “walruses in the gulf” issue left some South Louisianians saddened that some people might really not know what animals they’re really damaging down here. We put together this video to show them. http://www.thebananaplant.com/no-walruses-in-the-gulf.html