Canada Boosts McCain’s Poll Numbers: If You Support Palin, You Are White Trash
By Uppity Woman on September 11, 2008 at 8:45 AM in Barack Obama, Canada, Current Affairs
Annnnnnnnnnnnd Canada weighs in!
That’s right folks, you are all white trash. Somebody who isn’t even a citizen says so. Heather Mallick of CBC News. Does anybody here know who the hell she is? Ah well, we’ve got Hamas, Iran and North Korea’s comatosed Dear Leader endorsing Barack, so what’s a cranky Canadian going to hurt, right?
She’s a really classy lady too! See?:
I assume John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential partner in a fit of pique because the Republican money men refused to let him have the stuffed male shirt he really wanted. She added nothing to the ticket that the Republicans didn’t already have sewn up, the white trash vote, the demographic that sullies America’s name inside and outside its borders yet has such a curious appeal for the right.
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Really classy lady.
It’s possible that Republican men, sexual inadequates that they are, really believe that women will vote for a woman just because she’s a woman. They’re unfamiliar with our true natures. Do they think vaginas call out to each other in the jungle night? I mean, I know men have their secret meetings at which they pledge to do manly things, like being irresponsible with their semen and postponing household repairs with glue and used matches. Guys will be guys, obviously
Ooooooooo, you aren’t very happy with men are you, girl? Maybe it’s your personality, ya know?
Hey thanks. Um…….whomever the hell you are. We promise to give your input all the weight we think it deserves, mmmmmmkay?
I found this neat blogger who calls herself Pelalusa, Heather. She’s in Canada too. And she thinks you’re a real horse’s ass. But then, being right there in Canada, she knows you better than we do:
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Heather Mallick: Liberal Elitist Trash
Just when one thought the personal attacks against Sarah Palin couldn’t get any worse, coming out of the taxpayer funded CBC we have the most vile one yet. If you can’t get through it without wanting to smash your computer monitor, then you can read a summary here:
…Sarah Palin … fit of pique … the white trash vote … sexual inadequates … she isn’t even female really … Alaska hillbilly … “white trash” … trailer trash … rural, loud, proudly unlettered … toned-down version of the porn actress … overtreated hair, puffy lips … “pramface” … roughneck fuckin’ redneck … prodding his daughter … ratboy … fizzing with rage and revenge … vicious and profoundly dishonest … good fast listing… nervous wreck with deeply strange hair … the hick vote … ordinary hillbilly … racism? … racism … “rectal fissure” … tense no-hoper ladies … white female marginals …
And all of this from one Heather Mallick, who would tell you with great conviction that she is an objective journalist and classy woman. Clearly neither is true. She’s the postergirl for what one might term as a “blueneck”.
Rut Roh, Heather! Looks like Pelalusa has your number! But I will give you one thing: I never actually saw the words “rectal fissure” in a serious article.
Hey Pelalusa! Do you know that Barack Obama thinks Canada has a President? Bright, isn’t he?
Gee Heather, you must be a blast at parties. Do you find that people ask you to come late so that they can get everybody to go home early? Just wondering.



















