Sarah Palin and the Hollywood Fantasy [Updated]
By Larry Johnson on September 14, 2008 at 6:33 AM in Current Affairs
We have now reached a point in time that words fail to capture the insanity and hypocrisy that is Hollywood and it is all because of Sarah Palin. The list of Hollywood celebs weighing in to explain why Sarah Palin is a toothless, brainless, money grubbing bimbo that they want to fuck on a set of Barack Obama bedsheets is growing by the minute. I can’t make this stuff up.
Let’s start with Michael Seitzman, who wrote the screenplay for North Country, a drama starring Charlize Theron who played the role of a woman who worked in an iron ore mine in Minnesota, was sexually harassed, sued and won. Excuse my profanity, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS ASSHOLE? Seitzman gets creds in Hollywood for writing a fictional account of a lone woman battling the big, bad world of miners, unions, and management. His story is not what really happened, but who cares, it made a good story. So yesterday he writes this trash:
I realized three things tonight. For one, if you are a McCain/Palin/Bush voter, you and I do not have a difference of opinion. We have a difference in brain power. Two, she really is as ignorant as I feared. And, three, she really is kinda hot. Basically, I want to have sex with her on my Barack Obama sheets while my wife reads aloud from the Constitution. (My wife is cool with this if I promise to “first wipe off Palin’s tranny makeup.” I married well.)
Now, I want to be clear and speak directly to those of you who LOVED that Palin interview. You’re an idiot. I mean that. This is not one of those cases where we’re going to agree to disagree. This isn’t one of those situations where we debate it passionately and then walk away thinking that the other guy is wrong but argued well. I’m not going to think of you as a thoughtful but misguided person with different ideas who still really cares about the country and the world. No, sorry, not this time. This time, if you watched those interview excerpts and weren’t scared out of your freakin’ mind, then you’re mentally ill, mentally disabled, or mentally disturbed. What you are NOT is responsible, informed, curious, thoughtful, mature, educated, empathetic, or remotely serious. I mean it.
Is this your typical Obama supporter? Where does one begin to talk about a thought process so twisted, so evil, and so devoid of basic human kindness?
He wants to fuck Sarah in front of his wife? That fantasy tells you alot about a man who gets aroused by debasing and abusing women. You see he not only wants to satisfy his own physical lust on Governor Palin but he wants his wife to watch. Of course there is a subliminal homosexual thing going on. He suggests that Sarah Palin is actually a man (e.g., calls her a “tranny” aka transexual). So, this is the kind of guy Obama wants to bring to Washington to transform American society?
If you feel like throwing up or punching Seitzman in the balls (or wait, you can’t, because he doesn’t have any) then count yourself normal. You are still in touch with your humanity.
But hell, Seitzman isn’t the only nutcase. You have Whoopi Goldberg asking John McCain if he wants her to enslave her. You have Pamela “I Love to Suck Cock on Video” Anderson talking about what a despicable person Sarah Palin is.
Matt Damon, who is a great actor because he can convince you on film that he is a decent human being, weighs in with the laugher that Sarah Palin would be a disaster. Damon opines:
“It’s like a really bad Disney movie, “The Hockey Mom.’ Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she’s president,” said Damon. “She’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd.”
Anybody up for a debate between Damon and Palin? I am. That woman would dust his elitist, smarmy ass. Little did we know that Matt Damon was not acting in the movie Class Ties, where he played an upper crust, anti-Semite wasting his time at a prep school. He really is a complete ass.
I know firsthand about Hollywood’s struggles to deal with reality and the preference of many producers for fiction over fact. A few years ago I was hired by Stephen Cannell as a technical advisor for a movie script based on the A Team. It was written by Richard Hatem, who was just getting started in the business. One particular scene in the script described the A-Team on board a C-130 military aircraft. They were captives but managed to break their restraints, rushed the cockpit, strapped themselves together and “hit the ejection button.”
One teensy little problem. A C-130 is a hard shell aircraft and does not have a capability to eject a pilot. Pilots who eject from planes normally are in aircraft that have canopies. You cannot eject from a C-130. When I pointed this out the producer working for Cannell told me, “Yeah, but we really like the scene.” In other words, shut up and don’t confuse us with facts.
Sarah Palin’s real life, without embellishment, is something seemingly made by Hollywood. A star athlete who marries a high school sweetheart her parents don’t like goes on to achieve political success by taking on a corrupt group of Republicans. The only problem is she is a committed Christian and a Republican. I think what bothers the Hollywood elite so much is that her story is so authentic and true. Most of what they write and produce are based on a true story but involve great liberties. They will take a true story and embellish, shade, shape, and enrich. But the real Sarah Palin defies them. Their fantasy is not as good as her reality. Let’s face it. They are simply jealous that this accomplished woman is kicking the butt of their latest fantasy figure, Barack Obama.


















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