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Afghanistan Hysteria

Jesus Christ!!! You want to know what it is like to witness an eleven year old boy on the cusp of testosterone city seeing his first pair of naked titties? Well, just take a look at the breathless New York Times and the British newspaper The Guardian. They get their first look at the intelligence community’s version of Playboy pictures and they cum in their jeans. They are acting in the same way that Forrest Gump did with Jenny:

The NY Times pants breathlessly:

A six-year archive of classified military documents made public on Sunday offers an unvarnished, ground-level picture of the war in Afghanistan that is in many respects more grim than the official portrayal.

The secret documents, released on the Internet by an organization called WikiLeaks, are a daily diary of an American-led force often starved for resources and attention as it struggled against an insurgency that grew larger, better coordinated and more deadly each year.

We are now in an alternate universe.

Unless you have lived in a cave or had your head shoved completely up your ass, you might have picked up in the media that we have had some problems in Afghanistan. Why? Bush withdrew key military resources starting in December 2001 and did not consider making Afghanistan a priority until the summer of 2008. Yes, things have not gone well in Afghanistan. But this ain’t news.

In fact, the New York Times even grudgingly acknowledges this fact:

Over all, the documents do not contradict official accounts of the war. But in some cases the documents show that the American military made misleading public statements — attributing the downing of a helicopter to conventional weapons instead of heat-seeking missiles or giving Afghans credit for missions carried out by Special Operations commandos.

How fucking stupid are journalists? Honest to God, this is ridiculous. They want the military to tell the enemy exactly what is going on? Congress has been briefed on these things in secure session. Just because the Pentagon is not announcing to the world everything that is being done by Top Secret units does not mean all is lost and that we are getting our ass kicked.

Read this crap if you must, but don’t get your shorts in a wad. We actually are doing better in Afghanistan and have a reasonable shot at keeping Afghanistan out of the hands of the Islamic crazies.

  • Fred

    Larry,

    What percentage of the Taliban would you consider ardent Wahhabis?

    And what percentage would you say are Pashtun power types?

  • Larry Johnson

    I’d put the ardent “Wahhabis” at 20%.  The real challenge is Pashtun power, which takes us back to Pakistan’s refusal to really help deal with the threat in Afghanistan.

  • Kieran

    Why the profane and sexist opening?  Not necessary, Larry.  We get your point.

  • Texas Playwright

    Well, Larry, maybe we’ll have some journalists pop up and report the news foreign and domestic again.  THAT would be hope and change.

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    Stellar commentary as I have come to expect, LJ. Journalists are no longer interested in the story but in making a fucking buck irrespective of the consequences.

    My stepson leaves with the 101st very soon. He isn’t worried and I’m not, either, though I would like it to be finished. Were I younger, I’d go to save him the trouble. I’ve done a lot of living and he hasn’t.

  • jbjd

    Kieran, for this same reason, I hesitated several times before clicking to read the rest of the story.  And I only read the story because I have stopped reading mainstream news; and I figured, given that Larry reported this story which involved news of Afghanistan, it was probably substantively (mostly) true.

  • susiepuma-crazy cracker

    Don’t hold your breath waiting for that to happen – journalism has been on a downward slide for a number of years and it really started to die completely during the 2008 campaigns……………………

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    LJ was making a point. Grow up, Kieran.

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    The Pashtuns are a rigid lot.

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    Over all, the documents do not contradict official accounts of the war. But in some cases the documents show that the American military made misleading public statements — attributing the downing of a helicopter to conventional weapons instead of heat-seeking missiles or giving Afghans credit for missions carried out by Special Operations commandos.
    ===============
    What unmitigated rubbish. The NYT takes a single issue, out of context, and then formulates the conclusion. I deny the major and minor premise put forth by those bozos. The conclusion does not follow and the argument is moot.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Kieran, where are your manners?  It’s Larry’s blog, not yours.  He is free to post what he wants.

    We do talk like adults around here with complete sentences, words mostly spelled correctly, and written thoughts having a paragraph form and a beginning and an end.

    We also use adult language.  If you’re too young or too uneducated to deal with it, the NQ is not for you.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Isn’t released intel alot like military technology?  What we see is almost always already inconsequential or obsolete.

  • Larry Johnson

    Because it makes me happy and makes the point I want.  But sexist?  What are you talking about?  What world do you live in where 11 year old boys aren’t starting to get curious about sex?  More importantly, their immature, hyper reaction to such things is, in my experience, the best metaphor to describe the psuedo-frenzy of the idiot media.

  • Larry Johnson

    Because it makes me happy and makes the point I want.  But sexist?  What are you talking about?  What world do you live in where 11 year old boys aren’t starting to get curious about sex?  More importantly, their immature, hyper reaction to such things is, in my experience, the best metaphor to describe the psuedo-frenzy of the idiot media.  Girls don’t react like that.  They tend to be more mature and do not act like Forrest Gump.

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    We do talk like adults around here with complete sentences, words mostly spelled correctly, and written thoughts having a paragraph form and a beginning and an end. 
    =============
    Damn–I like your style Buzz. I agree.

  • susiepuma-crazy cracker

    Well, they (whoever ‘they’ are) call the NYT the Grey Lady – if this refers to an older lady – then it is time to give her a long rest – as I am also a ‘Grey’ (kinda) lady (sometimes), I vote for the rest – mostly becuz I see nothing of value coming from them or any of the other newspapers, magazines, or news shows in this country – poor
    Founding Fathers – they thought a free press was essential – too bad the press didn’t………………….

  • yttik

    I’m completely baffled as to why this is news? I’ve read several articles and I can’t make heads or tails out of it. What exactly are they telling us that we didn’t already know?

  • confloyd

    keiran, I rather liked Larry’s true grit description of what’s going on. I am a woman and don’t take what he said personally. Gee, don’t ever work in medicine,you wouldn’t survive one hour in the operating room or the emergency room.

  • Docelder

    Well, this is the problem with using the embedded journalists as PR machines. When you lose control of the message you are feeding them, it all goes to crap. We would have never won WWI or WWII with these embedded journalists. Might as well call Hanoi Jane and let her put her two cents worth in. Her celebrity status makes her as every bit as qualified as a reality show war journalist.

  • Nice Try

    Larry,

    I am not sure what the point of your post is? What exactly are you complaining about?

    Are you complaining that the NYT and Guardian are writing about 90,000 documents that have been released that give us a better portrait of what is actually been going on over there? What is wrong with that exactly?

  • Tamara Cracker

    Are you fricking kidding me, Larry? 
    We’ve lost more people in Afghanistan under Obama than the the entire NINE years that Bush had our troops there.

    And Larry, the NYT and other publications have spit out more classified information to undermine our troops than has ever happened in history.
    They should be tried for TREASON under Bush AND Obama. 

    What do you expect with all of the bimbos in the government who now have “top secret” clearance? 

    Our country is screwed with these morons in office.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Nice Try, think of Larry’s point as out of your league.  If you don’t like Larry’s point or for some lame reason can’t understand or choose not to understand said point, then it’s not for you to figure out.

    It could be seen as an opinion.  That’s something you know about since you sprinkle them freely, unwanted, all over the place.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Keiran, we even correct our mistakes.

    …..deal with it, then NQ is not for you.

  • yttik

    I’m curious, do people believe we are setting the stage for a “failure” in Afganistan and a withdrawl of troops? Is Obama trying to live up to his deadlines and his campaign promises of ending the war? Logically, that’s sure what it looks like, but I have a nagging feeling going in the other direction.  I can picture him feeling like a failure on domestic issues, getting no respect at home, so deciding he wants to be a war president. Not an effective war president mind you, but someone scary because they are like an 11 yr old boy trying to prove their manhood.

    I read his books, I listened to his speeches about being anti-war and from the very begininning I thought he was lying. He’s not really the peace loving liberal people pretended he was, he’s that Chicago thug who said, “they bring a knife, we bring a gun.” His MO when he’s “periodically feeling down” is to to strike out.

    That’s why I believe Hillary took the SOS job. I belive he could act rashly (we have lots of evidence about his rashness) and create a foreign policy disaster.

  • jwrjr

    I am going to borrow an old saying here.  Asking the regular (non-troll) posters here what they think about Lousy Try and its ilk is like asking a lamp post what it thinks about dogs.

  • Patience

    Who knows, maybe this is all just a set up to allow the current administration an opportunity to talk tough.  Such instances are usually good for a couple of percentage points boost in the POTUS’ poll numbers. 

  • lorac

    Kiernan expressed her/his opinion in a respectful manner. I don’t think s/he needs to be attacked.  Save the fire for the enemy.

  • typical gram cracker

    Slightly off topic but I’m just curious — when does the male species quit having a hyper reaction to such things as naked titties?  Judging by the reaction of the nerds at Comic-Con to Blake Lively’s titties peeking out of her little white number the grown up boys are as hyper reactive as a prepubescent boy.   Me thinks males have a life long obsession with boobies. 

    Now on topic.  Is WikiLeaks part of the left that is distraught that BO hasn’t pulled our troops out of Iraq, Afganistan and closed Gitmo by now?  What is their agenda?  Are they using this information selectively to push their agenda?  I try not to have knee jerk reactions to breaking news.  What can we learn from this information to increase our effectiveness and achieve the desired outcome?

  • Rose

    Better now to take any news story like this and ask yourself – why this and why now? Because it is undoubtedly part of some developing meme. 

    Any more they are not REPORTING, they are acting as the first wave, and then sending in the archers.

    When a story strikes you as weird, there’s a reason for it. You inherently KNOW that you are about to be played.

    JOURNOLIST is only the easily visible proof, there are many examples of this playing out, Pelosi’s tears and fears of “terrorist’ protestors is one very clear example… just look at the rest of the pack of hyenas as they pick up the cry.

    I don’t know what the meme is here, but nothing is what it seems. Groundwork is being laid. And alot of reporters ought to lose their press credentials for all of eternity.

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  • Tony Stark

    I’m probably just being paranoid, but could this release of the military documents be just Obama’s way of preparing the public so that they would support a withdrawal from Afghanistan?

  • CindyWhiteBaguetteW/OliveOilForDipping

    Were I younger, I’d go to save him the trouble. I’ve done a lot of living and he hasn’t

    Ferd–That’s one of the most incredibly selfless and loving statements I’ve ever read.
    Texas-sized hugs to you and yours.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    What Larry said.

  • Fred

    I tend to agree Larry, though I have heard estimates as low as 10 percent.

    Granted, I think the other major issue here is the Gulf States, especially Saudi Arabia. The continued funding from the Gulf States plays an instrumental role in ensuring that the Taliban leadership will remain ardent Wahhabis.

  • Patience

    As well, the Sunday NYT has a front page above-the-fold article about the Supreme Court in which it’s conjectured that “abortion rights are likely to be curtailed”.   I have a feeling this is only one of many [future] attempts to GOTV.  The base is demoralized and needs prodding, after all.  Anything to help.

  • Docelder

    It’s like asking a flying monkey what they think of Afghanistan. Hell, they don’t know… they are just waiting for the master to throw them another peanut.

  • Nice Try

    Buzz, Jwrjr,

    Not sure what the point of your post to me are? It is not clear to me what exactly Larry seems to be complaining about? What “hysteria”, as he calls it?

    Seems perfectly reasonable to report on these 90,000 classified documents that have been released. They give us a much more accurate portrait of what has been going on in Afghanistan. It would be a bit of a joke not to report on these documents. Again I do not see where the “hysteria” is? Certainly no hysteria like the relatively meaningless story of Shirley Sherrod. The only one making a big deal out of this seems to be Larry.

  • Docelder

    To give perspective to what Bush did do… I do think letting these extremists “win” by holding to their caves in Afghanistan was a legitimate strategy. Especially compared to anything this current administration’s Harvard-Yale braintrust can ever come up with. All we are doing now is making the extremists homeless and desperate. We are giving them no options other than staging attacks on the West out of desperation to exist. Are we trying to create another batch of palestinians (i.e. homeless zealots) here who have terrorism as a national past time? Or what?

  • Docelder

    I think 75% of what is written in our newspapers today is pure bullshit. This is why people don’t read the papers anymore. Not to worry, we will probably be bailing their sorry asses out as well.

  • kafir

    Wow! Larry good work and thanks for your time and energy. I wish you every success in all your endeavors. 

    Now we have Miss Clinton flaunting US naval powers in the Korean seas.

    Sigh! Miss Clinton should exercise restraints and use diplomacy to resolve the rancor instead of the intimidating joined naval exercise.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_FzGIHHdIk&feature=related

  • Diana L. C. Hazelnut Nut Thin Cracker

    I got online early this morning.  I woke up to that NYT article featured as the LEAD story in the Denver Post.  The first thing I did was to read the “by line.”  It seems it was written by a committee, since six people are listed.  Some of them are female.  Now, LJ, I understand your point about young prepubescent boys, but I know a little about prepubescent girls also.  Do you know the term “drama queen”?

    Any way, I stopped reading early because to put this on the front page as NEWS seems misleading.  It’s more “look, we got some documents from the military; we have some people here who can read them, but there are so many, so we’ll have to form a reading team; then they can get together and tell us what they read; it doesn’t matter that this is all information that happened years ago; we’re going to call it news.”

    Afghanistan should have been reported better since the beginning, but to think that non-military writers can ever really know how to assess a military campaign is ludicrous.  I just do question the reason the NYT has put so many people and so much into this now that it’s old news.

    I am happy to say, from reading some of the comments on the thread, that I am not alone in my assessment of this supposedly front page worthy news story.

  • Sassy

    This is another chapter in the intensifying clamor to leave Afghanistan. It has long been suspected that Bin Laden is in Pakistan, if he is alive.
    I have read speculation the Mubarak of Egypt is terminally ill. Factor in Turkey and a growing threat from Iran. If we leave Afghanistan, will Iraq be destabilized as well?
    I don’t have answers, but I have many questions like everyone else. That is why generals run wars while know-it-alls run their mouths!

  • kafir

    Miss Clinton must realize that she is dealing with formidable opponents and not those hide-and-seek Talibans.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSZmqiw0vvY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5j9_vM79-k&feature=fvw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1UPG7XwhWw&feature=related

  • Sassy

    Larry’s terminology was on point. The panel on Morning Joe this am was orgasmic.
    “When will Kerry or another democrat be the man of the hour and end this war?”
    In the event of the Middle East blowing up, or another attack here, they will be first in line with “Why didn’t someone do something?”

  • Patience

    An exerpt from an ABC article about the leaks (emphasis mine):

    New York Times reporter Eric Schmitt, who had early access to the reports via Wikileaks, insists the paper removed any sensitive information that could have jeopardized operations.
    “We worked very closely in this case with the White House and in fact the white house praised us for our efforts and due diligence going through this” he told me on “GMA.”

    Full article:

    http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2010/07/whistleblower-blasts-wikileaks-irresponsible-to-publish-intelligence-says-it-enlisted-soldier-as-per.html

  • candymarl light brown cracker

    As someone that has “titties” I would prefer not to used as an example in context with an adolescent child. I don’t care for the majority opinion. I find it offensive.

  • candymarl light brown cracker

    That’s “not to be used as an example”.

  • Michelle from the Resistance

    LJ: “What world do you live in where 11 year old boys aren’t starting to get curious about sex?”

    She must be experiencing an extensive latency period.

  • Nice Try

    Larry,

    There is some important information contained in these documents that is worth knowing about and discussing and some hysteria may be meritted.

    The Guardian says the files revealed a secret black-ops unit which hunts down Taliban leaders for “kill or capture” without trial; how the US covered up evidence of surface-to-air missiles acquired by the Taliban (great CIA blowback from a different era); and how the Taliban have caused growing carnage with their roadside bombing campaign, killing more than 2,000 civilians to date (has the military been covering up civilian deaths and that is a great way to win hearts and minds); how Pakistan is more supportive of the Taliban than one might think; etc. etc. etc.

    Some of this is new and relevant for public debate. We owe it to our soliders to continue to debate this war and anything that gets the public more involved is a good think. Public apathy about Afghanistan has been part of the problem and the reason this is now the longest war in U.S. history. Can you imagine that, that this is the longest war in U.S. history?

    If this info can help us answer the questions; (1) did the government lead the country to believe the war was going better than it really was – i.e., did the government lie to the public? and (2) is the war unwinnable in the sense that our goals are unachievable? then that is a good thing.

    It was a smart strategy to release this in the U.S., U.K. and Germany. It will be interesting to see if there is any different a public reaction and how this imformation is portrayed in the different countries.

    However, I do see in today’s paper that Target has a sale on Huggies.

  • yttik

    “We worked very closely in this case with the White House and in fact the white house praised us for our efforts and due diligence going through this” – Eric Schmitt, New York Times

  • Diana L. C. Hazelnut Nut Thin Cracker

    The problem, not so Nice Try, is that what you called the “longest war” has not been a “war,” as that designation was co-opted by the Iraq War.  Afghanistan was left in the hinterlands of the American and foreign newspapers for a long time.  We had soldiers there, but they were neglected. 

    Then, to suit Obambi’s rhetoric about how Afghanistan was the place we should have been instead of Iraq, he decided to say that HE would fight the war we should have been fighting.  At this point, discussion about where we should have been or where we should be is a bit past due.  And I certainly don’t want the elitist NYT’s reporters “framing” the discussion that you want to have now.

    What I want is a POTUS (and thus, CIC) who will not bend in the wind (a good metaphor for what was coming out of the newspapers today) and who will for once do what he says he will do. 

    But that might take him away from vacationing and golfing.  I do believe that as well as suffering from narcissism, our Dear Leader also suffers from ADHD.

  • Captain Jack Sparrow

    Time for a court marshal….  

  • Diana L. C. Hazelnut Nut Thin Cracker

    And my real opinion is that our soldiers there would prefer that we stop discussing and allow their leaders to lead with our unquestioning support. 

    I do not at all believe that you, Nice Try, and all your bot friends care about our soldiers at all.  I believe you think you’re smarter than they are.  I believe that you feel they are wrong for even enlisting.  I can’t imagine the soldiers wanting you to be “discussing” what to do about them.

  • Diana L. C. Hazelnut Nut Thin Cracker

    Pretty telling, isn’t it?

  • Docelder

    I just do question the reason the NYT has put so many people and so much into this now that it’s old news. - Obviously Afghanistan is Barky’s “pullout target” now. He needs validation and a press posse to pick a vacation spot these days, let alone decide to end a war. But also, he needs somewhere else more pressing to focus on to divert the negative attention from the pullout. Maybe Hillary can come to the rescue for “manger boy” once again.

  • Olivia1998

    Did I miss something?  I must have.  There was a chance for the nearly 3,000 humans on Sept 11 to choose an option. 
    1. I don’t think I want to dis today bye now 
    2. Well I’m dead now but I want to say thank you to the thugs who killed me and make sure they have a fair trail. 
    Grow up!

  • Sassy

    Docelder, with the economy in the tank for the long term, the 2011 drawdown is all this administration can control before the 2012 elections.

  • Ladydawnelle

    “How fucking stupid are journalists?”

    that was rhetorical right? ;)   breathe Larry, b r e a t h e!!  lol

  • Nice Try

    Diana,

    Not sure what you mean “bend in the wind”?

    So you think that Obama should not be able to take a vacation? Given the intensity of the last 18 months does he not deserve to recharge?

    “our soldiers there would prefer that we stop discussing and allow their leaders to lead with our unquestioning support.”

    This is an interesting and loaded statement. Almost every single story I have seen from the soliders in Afghanistan says that they are discouraged by the lack of attention this war is getting back on the homefront, so I am not sure they are against discussing. Second, I would think any discussion that questions why exactly they are there would be supported by the soldier, as I am sure many of them do not know the answer to that question themselves and would like to leave. I am sure everyone has unquestioning support of the soliders, but I am not sure it is wise to have unquestioning support of the mission or the war. This is a democracy and wars should always be questioned, especially given the history of this country. In terms of letting their leaders lead, Obama has given considerably more resources and more or less signed off on the strategy of the military, which is a far cry from the first 6 years of this war, when the military was really forgetten and there was no real strategy in place during Bush’s time. I would say the situation and focus has greatly improved in Afghanistan under Obama, although it remain unclear about the success.

  • Nice Try

    Olivia,

    Not sure what the 2,000 civilian dead in Afghanistan had to do with 9-11. There was not one Afghanistan that was directly involved in 9-11. Most of the plotters were from Saudi Arabia and Egypt. There has never been a case of an Afghani who went outside the country to commit a terrorist act on the west.

    And what are you suggesting that we should be killing civlians in Afghanistan to revenge 9-11. Boy, that will win hearts and minds and really calls into question why the U.S. would even be in Afghanistan.

  • Nice Try

    Jay Rosen goes through the release of these documents and has some interesting comments about the documents, the media and Wikileaks in general. Pretty powerful stuff. 
    Take a look here:

    http://journalism.nyu.edu/pubzone/weblogs/pressthink/2010/07/26/wikileaks_afghan.html

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Your opinion, NiceTry, only your opinion.  So what

  • Boxer Mum 06

    Included in the panel on Morning Joe discussing this topic was none other than Ezra Klein the numero uno JournOlist! I can’t believe they have him on their panel – what a joke..

    Anyone else wondering why all the leaks were prior to Obama’s administration taking over?

    There is no coincidence with this WH.. wonder what the ‘real’ story is here?

    Oh, and did anyone see Barry will be on The View on Thursday? Trying to help give his poll numbers a boost. No doubt he’ll talk about his date nights, the girls, vacations, his golf game and of coure the piece de resistance Bo. Maybe Bo will make a cameo appearance?

  • TeakWoodKite

    a better portrait ???

    Julian Assange, a convicted felon for hacking, is the source of your Norman Rockwell conclusion?

  • carol haka, Matzo

    :’(

  • TeakWoodKite

    Must have missed who, Catian Jack Sparrow, you are talking about? The allegedly leaked info from Bradley Manning of the United States Army’s 2nd Brigade, 10th Mountain Division? 

  • TeakWoodKite

    What access was granted?
    Seems like there are more intel turds floating in the bowl…ready to be flushed into the MSM for political consumption.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Why wouldn’t they have one of their brotheren on?  They have Mika’s Dad, the creator of the Taliban and ultimately AQ.  But, don’t worry, he balks at the idea that anything could go wrong with this heavily armed group.

    Pat Buchanan tried to get in a word about the ground to air missiles supplied by Daddy Mika, and they shut him down quickly.

    >:o

  • TeakWoodKite

    So you think that Obama should not be able to take a vacation? Given the intensity of the last 18 months does he not deserve to recharge?

    NO. Hell no!

  • TeakWoodKite

    There has never been a case of an Afghani who went outside the country to commit a terrorist act on the west. 
    Wow. You know all and are all seeing? Geez.

  • oowawa

    Most of us lead lives of quiet desperation.  “Recharging” is a luxury that most can’t afford, particularly when times are tough.   Needing a continual “recharge” is for wimps and slackers–not presidents . . .

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Nice Try, we know you’re trying come off sounding intelligent, mature, and superior.  But, the fact of the matter is, you’re trying to take over a thread in a blog that belongs to someone else.

    If your opinion is so high and mighty and the only correct pattern of thinking in your world, then start your own blog.

    You reveal yourself as one of the lazy generation, adept at video games and not much else.

    Obama is indeed your leader.  Mr. VaCay Partier Obama is a affirmative action slacker.  That should appeal to your ideals, Nice Fail.

  • oowawa

    And Messiahs never need a “recharge.”  They’re hooked directly into the mainline cosmic source of energy, and they’ve got a universe to save . . .

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Join the military and request assignment to Afganistan if you’re so concerned about them.  Put your money where your mouth is Nice Fail.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Do you know anything about how this all works? It’s not that simple and no, it’s not some liberal journo victory.

    You’re really naive to think that any of this is earth shattering.  When people first started seeing the Stealth fighter in the sky, it was already obsolete.  When the journos saw the intelligence, it was already obsolete.

  • Boxer Mum 06

    I think they should change their name from Morning Joe to Morning JournOlists..

  • Patience

    Big Media love to do self-important stories about Big Media.  It happens all the time.  They love to talk about themselves.  And that’s the main course this narrative is taking.  Since there are no bombshells (pun intended) in the leaks, a lot of the coverage is concerned with background info about wikileaks; informing the public about wikileaks’ rationale for coordinating with the NYT, Der Spiegel and The Guardian (what a trio); the process employed by media figures vis a vis wikileaks, etc., etc.

    And it’s absolutely laughable that the White House is feigning indignation and crying foul at this point, in light of the NYT admission it consulted with the administration prior to publication.

  • oowawa

    Problem is, too many journalists are so really genius clever that they know what ignorant people should read in order to think the proper thoughts that will lead them to a brighter tomorrow . . .

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    …”generals run wars while know-it-alls run their mouths!”

    Sassy, were you thinking of our latest pest, billed as ‘Nice Try’, when you wrote that? ;)

  • oowawa

    This is what happens to rechargeable batteries when they’re all worn out.  You use them for a couple of hours, and they need a recharge.  Less and less work–more and more recharge time.   Pretty soon, they won’t work at all.  Time for the trash heap!

  • oowawa

    He ain’t exactly the energizer bunny, is he!?!?

  • Retired

    Larry,

    If the WikiLeaks papers are “news” to the NYT, it kind of makes you wonder about what constitutes “news” in their eyes, doesn’t it.  I remember a time on this blog when everyone seemed to ask for a “link” to prove what one was saying, as if being a firsthand eyewitness wasn’t sufficient if one couldn’t provide a link to the NYT to back up what one had seen with their own eyes.  The credibility of the NYT has never been so clearly exposed as with their reaction to the WikiLeaks Papers.  Of course, Brit Hulmes recent comment that the NYT was “the last thing that I read each day, if indeed I even get to it” pretty much told the story, as well.

  • Justine

    Any connection between the leak of the documents and the WH should be taken very seriously.

    I suspect these wikileak documents, the Sherrod fiasco, Shieffer blaming “new media”, and other current happenings to lead to WH censorship of the Internet.  Get ready…
    .

  • oowawa

    Yes, and now that it’s all in the open, Wikileaks is passe and obsolete.  Time to move on to Wikitreason . . .

  • TeakWoodKite

    Such are the Ori….

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    Time for a court marshal….  
    ===============
    LMAO at the functional illiterate. Shit, Goob, try to learn to spell. Court martial is the phrase. You lack of ability to actually use proper grammar makes me think you’re a moron. Learn the English language or stop posting, dud.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Oh, more popcorn please and a Dr. Pepper!

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    Time for a court marshal….  
    =============
    Oh, is that the police official who stands next to the Judge during court hearings, Chester?

  • Ferd Tam Tam Berfle

    Time for a court marshal….  
    ==============
    Is that the usher who seats people in court?

  • Diana L. C.

    How do I ask for an online barf bag?  I do not even know how to respond to such a condescending response.  I am happy that others did while I was doing some editing on a project I have going.  I’m trying to remember the last time I got a vacation.

    I will say that the soldiers do want the American people to pay attention to Afghanistan.  Perhaps the type of attention they would like is the same type of attention the public gave our soldiers in my father’s generation’s war.  They supported the efforts.  They didn’t play political games with our soldiers’ lives by arm-chair managing the military command with ABSOLUTELY NOT FIRST-HAND EXPERIENCE IN THE MILITARY.  They wanted to win; they chose to win; they did everything possible to win.  But back then adults were in charge, not wishy washy college prep boys who have never gotten their fingers dirty in the real world.

  • oowawa

    Someone call “Chester”?  I’m coming, Marshal Dillon!

  • oowawa

    Why, what a thought!  Look what was going on while Bush was President!  But, being the certified Prince of Peace, I’m going to make it all better . . .

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    LMAO. Now all we need is DocElder, er, Adams.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Alternate reality?

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    But, being the certified Prince of Peace, I’m going to make it all better . . .
    ============
    Indeed, oowawa. That yellow belly isn’t fit to mow my lawn or take out my trash. Screw him and the morons who put him there. He isn’t fit to hold the office. Sorry if I seem bitter but That One hasn’t the spine of slime mold and his bots collectively can’t provide him one.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Jay Rosen goes through the release of these documents ….
    ============================
    Wow, can you give us an even more ideological hack, Nice Fail? Your predilection for the absurd is your undoing.

  • Boxer Mum 06

    This is OT but it’s burning up the internet now. So, Michelle and Sasha are taking yet another VACATION to Spain with their personal family and friends. It’s off limits to the press but guess who’s paying for the 30 rooms in the 5 star hotel? You got it! Bend over and assume the position!

    Since she is having an ‘official’ visit with the King and Queen of Spain guess it racks up to the taxpayer to fund the trip.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Join the military and request assignment to Afganistan if you’re so concerned about them.  Put your money where your mouth is Nice Fail.
    ======================
    Nice Fail is about 12 and lives in Mommy’s basement. His chubby cherub cheeks are coated with a thin layer of orange dust from all the cheetos he consumes. Moreover, he wears a beanie with a nifty propeller that is affixed thereto. The entire rig is then attached to his adolescent head with a plastic chin strap. To make the picture complete, his orange-dusted cheeks have the imprint of the chin strap. He’s *so* cool.

  • EWard

    Jay Rosen is a journolist.  He blogs for the Huffington Post, Salon, and Wired in otherwords he is a progressive hack

  • Armymom

    hahahahahahhahahahhahahalolololllllomg hahahahahaha…

  • Armymom

    above post for nice fail……what an idiot, I’m still laughing my ass off about his ignorance……

  • Patience

    Rose, maybe I’m biased but I feel the Journolist story is newsworthy and worth distinction.  While it may not’ve been a surprise to participants on this forum, PROOF of liberal media considering/attempting to coordinate coverage with the agenda to help the POTUS get elected is eye-opening, even for this cynic.  AND it revealed the strategy of arbitrarily accusing conservatives of racism in order to mitigate damage to Obama regarding Rev. Wright. 
     
    My husband is a great one for saying that if he hasn’t read/heard about something in the NYT and other Big Media (except for Fox), then he doesn’t consider it newsworthy — just unsubstantiated blog blather.  
     
    I think it’s worth noting the Journolist story hasn’t gotten nearly the mileage it would have if it revealed an attempt to help McCain rather than Obama.  Can you imagine the outrage if that were the

  • Nice Try

    Teak,

    Not to get too off topic here, but you commentors brought it up.

    Obama has taken a grand total of 36 days of vacation during his first year and a half. Bush had 96 days over the same period.  A period during the 9-11 attack and war in Afghanistan and preparations for war with Iraq.

    The President of the United States should and deserves vacation.

    http://www.factcheck.org/2010/01/president-obamas-vacation-days/

    Bush took a total of 977 vacation days during his entire presidency or the equivalent of almost 3 years out of his 8 years in office. That is incredible and is the most by a long shot of any President ever. Reagan took 349 days during his eight years.

  • oowawa

    Michelle’s gotta recharge.  The Fight Against Fatsos is very tiring.

  • Boxer Mum 06

    Yes, the Sangria and Jamon is calling her name. Pathetic! Why can’t they vacation in the US so at least the money spent will help our economy?

  • oowawa

    Jay Rosen, ooooooooo . . .

  • Nice Try

    Buzz,

    Why not stay on topic? Why all the personal insults about something you don’t know anything about?

    Discussion boards are for opinions and debate. If you do not like it then why do you read this or why don’t you go somewhere else where there is no discussion boards.

    It sounds like you are very heavily into groupthink. Not the kind of country I want to live in where people cannot have alternative views.

    And by the way this website is not your website and I have as much of a right to be here as you do, particularly given that LJ opens this site for the world to read and discuss, although NQ likes to censor different views from time to time, which is weak. If you cannot stand up to your arguments then why present your arguments in such a public forum.

  • Nice Try

    Diana,

    Who exactly is playing politics with soliders lives? Please explain.

    Secondly, how do define “winning”? particularly in Afghanistan.

    So you are saying that Americans and the world should not question our government, which you and NQ do all the time on here, and particularly question war. We should just blindly follow our orders regarding war?

    I think the soldiers in Afghanistan welcome the debate about why they are there and when they should come home.

  • ~~Justme~~

    Is that Journolists?

  • stodghie

    lorlac, well may i make a suggestion. if you don’t like it, don’t read it. i don’t mean than in an insulting way just common sense. there are times that the subject gets to me or the comments, i just turn it off.

    i have found that i can change me and my comments but no one else. larry used that method of expression to make a point. i well remember A MODEST PROPOSAL by johathan swift where he suggests the irish eat their children. of course he was doing it also to make a point. see what i mean?

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Buzz, 
     
    Why not stay on topic? Why all the personal insults about something you don’t know anything about? 
     
    Discussion boards are for opinions and debate. If you do not like it then why do you read this or why don’t you go somewhere else where there is no discussion boards. 
    ======================
    Nice Try:

    It is you who have no business here. Everything you post is regurgutated hogwash from some site that worships That One. I don’t care a whit if you want to worship him but do so on you own time and on your own website, Your adoration of him is, frankly, appalling. get a hotel room, dink.

    Moreover, Buzz is a longtime regular and has her own opinions which the rest of us value as we aren’t as rigid as you obamabots. We have real discussions and sometimes disagreements.

    But we’re honest.

    You’re not.

    You can slice that bovine excrement of yours until it is paper thin but it is still bullshit and still stinks.

    Go away, drip.

  • oowawa

    We ain’t got no kings nor queens in our neck of the woods . . .

  • Nice Try

    Where exactly am I being dishonest? Please give me an example!

    My views are every bit as worthwhile as yours. You just cannot deal with a different take on something.

  • CindyWhiteBaguetteW/OliveOilForDipping

    BoxerMom—Or what about mourning   journalism!

  • stodghie

    doesn’t really ever try, here is the POINT. you run away from reality in other places and put tuck your head up your arse refusing to see the damage the obama administration is hoisting on america. then you want to go all judgemental for reporters who aren’t really doing their job?????????????????????????

    what you are is boring, predicitable, uninformed, rather stupid and silly for assuming that we take anything you writer seriously.

    thanks for playing but you don’t get the doll.  try again another day, we’ll take your money as usual.

  • Nice Try

    Ferd you are a class act. Your juvenile posts say quite about a bit about your own maturity level. I would not expect nothing less from you. Have a nice day.

  • Nice Try

    Armymom,

    Where is the ignorance? Please explain. Easy to give one liners and personal insults, but very few of you actual make a conherent argument to support your views and attacks.

  • ~~Justme~~

    Ignorance is Bliss to some…… Wrong information is Right to some too!
    Interesting times we live in!

  • Retired

    One wonders what one must do to become part of Michelle’s entourage so that one can accompany her on a taxpayer-funded globetrot.  I suspect that Barack and Michelle might have ventured to the Gulf for a quasi-vacation of sorts had one of the states affected sported a Democrat for governor.  With the “enemy:” Perry, Jindal, Barbour, Riley and Crist holding the Gulf, it’s obvious why neither Obama has spent very much time there.
    Of course, another reason might be that their fellow Democrat pols are having “scheduling problems” whenver the Obamas get anywhere near the point of being within the same field of view of a single camera.
    Even two Harvard Law grads can take that hint.

  • Nice Try

    Jay Rosen is also a very smart guy. Try reading his stuff once and while to open your mind. Go to the link and read it, then tell me what you think.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    My views are every bit as worthwhile as yours. You just cannot deal with a different take on something.
    ================
    IF they were yours, you might have a point other than that which resides between your sunken shoulder blades.

    My point, tiny, is that you have no POV other than that spoon fed you by your masters. You are singularly incapable of argument because the data that form your opinions have been given you through PowerPoint Presentations. Getting down to brass tacks: you are a bot, a paid troll, an internet skid-row bum. Go bother them, Goob.

  • Nice Try

    I think you will find some interesting things in 93,000 documents marked “secret”. It is funny, as you are all and Larry in agreement that there is nothing new here, just like what the WH is saying. NQ finally agrees with the WH. That is pretty earth shattering.

    We will see.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Jay Rosen is also a very smart guy. Try reading his stuff once and while to open your mind. Go to the link and read it, then tell me what you think.
    ================
    I’ve read the shit and it looks like your shit, Not-So-Nice Try.

    Do go on, though, tidal bore.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    I think you will find some interesting things in 93,000 documents marked “secret”. It is funny, as you are all and Larry in agreement that there is nothing new here, just like what the WH is saying. NQ finally agrees with the WH. That is pretty earth shattering. 
     
    We will see.
    ==================
    You don’t understand the meaning of “secret”, with respect to government documents do you?

    What do you do for a living, tiny, besides getting money for bothering adults here?

    There certainly is nothing new in you banal comments, boy.

  • Armymom

    God you’re killing me with your idea of “smart”.    I haven’t laughed this much in quite a while. Come on , keep telling more of those jokes you been telling us. Tell us how smart Obama is, we need to hear it again…….hahahahahahaha

  • EllenD

    the nerds at Comic-Con

    Hey, we’re not all nerds at Comic-Con!

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Ferd you are a class act. Your juvenile posts say quite about a bit about your own maturity level. I would not expect nothing less from you. Have a nice day.
    =============
    NiceTry:

    Get your silly adolescent ass an education. While you’re learning, shut up so that information can be transported across that monumental barrier that you call a skull. While you’re trying to learn, stay away from here as both the individual and collective IQs here will only make you depressed as you will never make up the gap. You are but a diversion and nothing more.

    That’s OK. Huffington Post is right up your alley. All blow and no go. After you’ve perhaps learned something (>10 years), you will then know what it means to be told to perch and rotate.

  • ~~Justme~~

    Well someone needs to whisper in Meeechelles ear she is polishing off her Tiara! ;)

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Armymom, 
     
    Where is the ignorance? Please explain.
    =============
    Nice Try speaks = ignorance.

    Any more questions?

  • Nice Try

    Another class act reply from Ferd. You must have used a lot of brain cells to come up with that one. Enjoy!

  • EllenD

    Now we have Miss Clinton flaunting US naval powers in the Korean seas. 
     
    Sigh! Miss Clinton should exercise restraints and use diplomacy to resolve the rancor instead of the intimidating joined naval exercise. 

    No need to be snarky about Hillary on a post that doesn’t have anything to do with her.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    God you’re killing me with your idea of “smart”.   
    ===============
    Hey, Armymom:


    Jay Rosen is smart.

    LMAO, too.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Another class act reply from Ferd. You must have used a lot of brain cells to come up with that one. Enjoy!
    ================
    Is that all you have, Inadequate Try? Wow. At least jackie has a few brain cells too work with when she come here to get her daily quota of abuse. You’re a neophyte. For your own good, do try another website that has a collective single-digit IQ like yours.

  • sowsear

    Most of us lead lives of quiet desperation. 

    One of my favorite quotations…We’re living it.

  • sowsear

    Here’s the ticket…

  • sowsear

    I thought they were to spend a mini-vacation in FL with Crist.

  • sowsear

    Isn’t King O going too? I thought they said they were going to the big golf resort town near Marbella.

  • TeakWoodKite

    No, Nice Try, he doesn’t deserve a vacation. That would imply he actually worked.
    Second, you brought up him taking the vacation time not me.
    Third, he is the bullshit artist, saying “I won’t rest until…______( fill in blank.)
    well ?

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Here is another!! Love when old women know best ;)
    This one is for “Nice try”

  • Diana L. C.

    My point is really this:  The goal in Afghanistan should have been made clear long ago.  Since Bush dropped the ball there, so to speak, when Obambi took office and declared Afghanistan HIS war, why did he not then outline the goal?

    OOPS!  I forgot, he chose to accept McChrystal’s goals and plan–but just did not choose to really follow them or give them the support that was really needed.  Then when it became clear that McChrystal, far more honorable than he, perhaps did not think of him as the savior of mankind, he fires him.

    So here we are now, still without a plan that he is supporting and he’s waffling and perhaps leaking info to the “approved” journolists to try to get himself out of the mess he created because he just doen’t have the fire in his belly to be CIC.

    Obambi didn’t have a plan for HC.  He let the goon squad of Pelosi and Reid staple together a totally confusing, possibly financially devastating, and a very UNPOPULAR plan while tacking on lots of really non health care related items on so he could jam it through before he’s booted out of office.

    Before that Obambi could not make up his mind to vote very much on anything, as he voted “present” while serving in Illinois and campaigned while supposedly serving as a Senator.

    Obambi doesn’t really have a plan for the Gulf disaster.

    Obambi doesn’t really have a plan for controlling the borders or for immigration reform.

    Obambi lets committees do all his planning, has no real interest in them.

    Obambi likes to party and vacation–don’t make him make decisions and stick to them.

    Obambi is the worst POTUS I have ever experienced, and I was a Dem (though I had my epiphany about that after experiencing the rampant primary fraud) since I could vote since ’72.

    NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PUBLIC DISCUSSION.  NOW IS THE TIME FOR A PRESIDENT TO REALLY BECOME CIC.    I am not willing at this time to even discuss what other countries, allies or not, want or think.  I am not willing to listen to any more of the arguments one way or another—and especially arguments made by journolisters.

    JUST DO IT! 

    (But that will never happen under Obambi’s watch.  He’d wet his pants if that phone rang at 3:00 in the morning.)

  • Seymour

    My good friends……Nice Try is merely trying aggravate and wear good folks down here. Like I told him on the “Dumbo and the Polls” thread, I explained as simply as I could the current political terra firma we all find ourselves on. I don’t choose to keep batting political fact and realities over the net with an imbecile. I told him that we could certainly pick up the discussion after the November mid-terms where we can banter  together about the reasons for the ass whoopin my ex party will be receiving.

    He continues entering the conversation politely with the “whad I say?” or “whad I do?” persona requesting specifics when we, who have participated and lived through many an election and more importantly the resulting consequences know that Obama’s political situation is so bad, where does one begin? Throw a dart? He or she is young thinking they have all the answers as I did when I was young. Looking back my mind was a mere lump of fat three feet above my ass just like Nice Try. If he can’t see how bad this administration is which he obviously can’t at this point in his life, trying to engage him is like trying to persuade a used brick to change its color. It’s futile. It’s just an exercise in aggravation. We see clearly what’s going on as we’ve seen it before, many times.

    I also think we can all concur that somewhere an organ grinder is missing his monkey. 
     
    Peace………Seymour

     

     

     
      

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Target is calling….. Can you hear it in the distance letting “Nice Try” know the diapers are getting low?…. ;)

  • TeakWoodKite

    4) take Annenburg and stick it where the sun don’t shine. Factcheck my ass.
    Do your own homework genius.

  • sowsear
  • arabella trefoil

    Seymour – I appreciate your wise words. On the other hand, I find Ferd’s beatdowns of trolls amusing. He has a way with words, does Ferd.

    I am a firm believer in ignoring trolls. However, I can understand the counter-argument that trolls and their nonsense should be countered.

    Some trolls are just idiots who derail threads. Other trolls are of the “astroturf” variety. They are repeating the messages given to them by the Obama Brain Trust. I find the astroturf trolls more threatening than the idiots because they want to drown out all rational discourse. Revision – they want to drown out all rational thinking.

    We have some trolls who are monkeys and some trolls who are parrots. The monkeys scream and throw feces. I igore them. The parrots, on the other hand, repeat the same propaganda over and over again. The parrots are annoying.

    An organ grinder is missing his monkey, and a pirate is missing his parrot.

    But heck, I’ll admit it. I love Ferd. If he wants to conduct a troll capture and release program, I’m all for it.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    But heck, I’ll admit it. I love Ferd. If he wants to conduct a troll capture and release program, I’m all for it.
    ===============
    Damn, arabella, you made me blush.

    There really is only one troll in my gunsights and she’s at the lagging end of the herd.

  • TeakWoodKite

    very heavily into groupthink….

    (hey Donna stop the ?)

  • TeakWoodKite

    Nice Try, fuck off with the NQ censor meme. Prove it. Lord you are historically clueless on this subject.

    RIP UnderCover Blackman.

  • Captain Jack Sparrow

    Ferd… Try this one on for size….

    Fuck You! Now did I spell that one right?

  • Captain Jack Sparrow

    Teak…

    No your mother….

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    4) take Annenburg and stick it where the sun don’t shine. Factcheck my ass. 
    Do your own homework genius.
    =========
    Teak:

    Less-Than-Adequate Try is only programmed to regurgitate data uploaded into it and not actually engage in conversation. It’s a machine and poorly designed one, at that.

  • Captain Jack Sparrow

    No Ferd it’s your shithead brother … the court jester…. 

  • arabella trefoil

    Hmm. That would be the feces throwing monkey, I’ll bet.

    Are you familiar with Sondheim’s Assassins? Jackie reminds me of the Squeaky Fromme character.

    (Listen to the song “Unworthy of Your Love”

    I am nothing,
    You are wind and devil and God,
    Charlie,
    Take my blood and my body
    For your love.
    Let me feel fire,
    Let me drink poison,
    Tell me to tear my heart in two,
    If that’s what you want me to do…

    I am unworthy of you love,
    Charlie darlin’,
    I have done nothing for your love.
    Let me be worthy of your love,
    Set me free-”)

    But Jackie singing about Obama, not Charlie Manson.

  • Mr. Sourdough Natural

    >>>  It’s off limits to the press but guess who’s paying for the 30 rooms in the 5 star hotel? You got it! Bend over and assume the position! 

    Or, as we used to say in that place Far, Far Away, Long, Long Ago:

    BOHICA!

  • Captain Jack Sparrow

    ‘What do you do for a living, tiny, besides getting money for bothering adults here?”

     Yes Ferd your a legend in your own mind. Compared to you a cockroach is a higher form of life.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    It’s a parrot. Its comments are dangerous because it takes a snippet of comment, makes it the entire context, and then goes on the berate the commenter. It is the worst sort of troll in that it never admits to anything but will beat another commenter for doing to it what it did to the other. It is a perversely sick individual who needs to be put in a cage, or better, banned from this site.

  • Onofre’s arm

    Then there are the monkey-parrot hybrids. I hate these the most. They not only mindlessly repeat nonsense that has already been thoroughly debunked (like spitting and the “N” word on the Capital steps), but when you patiently point out for the umpteenth time that they are factually challenged, then they start screeching and tossing their shit balls. There are only two ways to handle this type of wretched beast, you can either ignore them and fend off their shit shower with a sturdy umbrella of stoicism, or you can drop them from their perch with a rhetorical blow-dart coated with curare logic. It’s best to aim at their ass, it’s the largest part of their physique, and never attempt a head shot, not only is the target incredibly small, but it’s usually so dense that the darts just bounce off. 

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Ferd… Try this one on for size….  
      
    Fuck You! Now did I spell that one right? 
    ========== 
    Wow, kid. You sure did. How many ships have you capsized today, sodden turd?

  • TeakWoodKite

    So you are saying the soldiers are questioning their orders and commanders in the field??? They volunteered to go. When they, the soldiers, should return home is not up to them. Bless everyone of them in harms way, but that’s the JOB. 

    It is up to the asshole squatting at 1600, who made a waffle sandwich look like a steel beam when comes to Afghanistan. Are you THAT naive to think politics have nothing to do with BO and ANY decision he makes?

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    No Ferd it’s your shithead brother … the court jester…. 
    ==============
    Is that all you have?

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    ‘What do you do for a living, tiny, besides getting money for bothering adults here?” 
     
     Yes Ferd your a legend in your own mind. Compared to you a cockroach is a higher form of life.
    ======================
    Wow. You used the wrong word, dink. It is you’re, a contraction for you are rather than the possessive your. Stop while you’re ahead tiny.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Thanks for playing. There is no try there is only do. Nice or otherwise.

  • TeakWoodKite

    “Please explain” (Input Input) Why state the obvious?

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    What’s earth shattering?  The WH is apparently growing up.  It’s about time isn’t it? 

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Nice Try, why not take a hint?

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    and a pirate is missing his parrot.  
    ========
    Oh, you mean Captain Jack Spooge?

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Thank-you Ferd. I was gone for awhile.  Bammy’s minion doesn’t seem to be able to read social clues, such as, get lost.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Ah, the word maturity got to the bot.  Heh, heh, heh!

  • TeakWoodKite

     pretty earth shattering…. Hey bozo, this ain’t the planet Alderon.

    mmmmm.. ((fairy dust fairy dust Fairy dust) strum of the harp) fade into;

    93,000 documents and all maked “secret” (oooooohhhh ahhhh)

    So there being nothing “new”, why is your manchild POTUS saying they have negitive impact on national security?! yet at the same time the WH is “working” with the NYT in disclosing / LEAKING  of classified documents?
     I read the Karzia is “shocked. I am not.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Hello!!! How? Where? Can we have proof? PROOF??

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Thank-you Ferd. I was gone for awhile.  Bammy’s minion doesn’t seem to be able to read social clues, such as, get lost.
    ==================
    You are more than welcome, Buzz. You’ve come to my defense on many ocassions. My pleasure to be able to return them.

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    N. Try: “We’ll see” … a sure sign of wavering belief or concurrence.

    Cognitive dissonance has been served.

  • TeakWoodKite

    I did “go to the link”. , I did read it. What I thought? He is confused.

  • confloyd

    Larry, All this wikileaks stuff seem to be getting to the Fox News crowd. They seem to be rethinking if this war is worth the money now…which is OK, but I find it unusual that the administration cut a deal with the UK and the NYT not to print all this stuff until this Sunday after Hillary delivers the goods to Afganistan….

    Sounds like a setup to me?? Please give your opinion!

  • TeakWoodKite

    I plead guilty to the “need a link” retired. As a newbie I thought it a good idea to get a topology of citations…

    What I found was all roads lead back to ……..Kenya.

    How is the Cutlery Show going for you?

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    It’s only worth it if we mean to win it, irrespective of the politics. But then, I’m too close to this shitty war to be objective.

  • sowsear
  • AC Gluten Free Cracker

     Needing a continual “recharge” is for wimps and slackers–not presidents . . .
    ************************8
    You go, oowawa!

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Sorry, I had the like thingy marked on the wrong post.  My sentiments are with Ferd.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Early 7.4 Macintosh Variety, “It’s not my fault”…. when they bust.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    It is up to the asshole squatting at 1600, who made a waffle sandwich look like a steel beam when comes to Afghanistan. Are you THAT naive to think politics have nothing to do with BO and ANY decision he makes?
    ===============
    Thank you, Teak. A great quesstion for an ignorant bot.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Michelle’s gotta recharge.  The Fight Against Fatsos is very tiring.
    =============
    LOL. I wonder what Me-chelle’s BMI is.

  • Docelder

    Sometimes… I don’t think this guy is really a captain. Maybe it’s captain “crunch”.

  • Docelder

    it kind of makes you wonder about what constitutes “news” in their eyes - That part is easy… news is whatever Alexrod says news is. News isn’t anything Axelrod says isn’t news. Pretty simple.

  • sowsear

    Same old, same old….
    http://www.johnwsmart.com/

  • Seymour

    arabella I must agree, I too enjoy reading Ferd lay into this politically challenged incompetent.         
     
    I guess NT’s style reminds me of a guy I had to fight as a sophomore in high school. The guy kept messing with me, my locker, my scooter, my girlfriend, etc., and then one weekend I caught hell from my folks about the toilet papering of our house that took an entire weekend to clean up. It was this guy because he told me. A few days after this event I had no choice. I confronted him, I caught him solid between the jaw and chin and he went down like beef. But the guy would not stay down. I pleaded with him to stay down as he was bleeding and I could see his nose was definitely broken with his cheek basically grated off from the stucco on the outside of a house where the fight took place yet he kept getting up. I’m certain I did permanent damage to this kid which has bothered me to this day. I do realize it was he not me that created the situation.  
     
    But point well taken arabelle as this is my own mental gig but we’re in a whole new ballgame here as NT keeps getting up and back into Ferd’s and others faces here. In my minds eye, I think what would I do to someone like NT given a live situation? Walk away or unleash holy Ferd Berfle on him? My answer is unleashing holy Ferd Berfle on him.  
     
    Ferd, you have more than every right to pop him every time NT gets back up and you do LMAO with finesse and spicy sarcasm.  With this said Ferd my friend, go for it and just know I have your back vertically, horizontally, sideways, upside down and inverted and that support goes for any one of you.
     
    Respectfully………Seymour
     

  • TeakWoodKite

    Captian Jackass, You better pull that Sparrow out of your ass before it dies from the “birdseed” your feeding it. She is DEAD. NEXT. 
     
    But since you bring her up, she had more guts than you have brains, more brains than you have heart, and more heart than you have common sense, and more common sense than you were born with. (See? your mother was never mentioned, ’cause it’s not her fault you were born) 
     
    I asked in earnest and without snark and even miss-spelled ‘Catian’ for a joke. Apparently you are slow on the up take(and you work with hazardous materials?)

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Ferd, you have more than every right to pop him every time NT gets back up and you do LMAO with finesse and spicy sarcasm.  With this said Ferd my friend, go for it and just know I have your back vertically, horizontally, sideways, upside down and inverted and that support goes for any one of you.    
    ================  
    Thanks, Seymour. I really don’t want to do it but when I am confronted with the tasks of life–a stepson going to Afghanistan for his fourth combat tour, my wife staying with my daughter-in-law at Ft. Campbell to help out, me being here alone with a menagerie to take care of, and everything else life has to “offer, I will slay a troll in a New York nanosecond. Bring them on. I’m in no mood to put up with claptrap.

  • confloyd

    Why does everyone keep saying we’ve been fighting there for 9 years…Bush did the very minimal for 8 freaking years….now we are really trying to win…I consider it 18 months

  • AbigailAdams

    Well done, Seymour. 

  • TeakWoodKite

    ooooww! Comparitive biology.

  • Retired

    Well, Teak, so far everyone is telling the station that I’m the most popular guest host.  But that may have something to do with asking political candidates questions lke, “You don’t really think that raising taxes incentivizes small businesses to grow, do you?  Can you give me some specific examples–where, when and how–that has worked in the past?” 
    That usually leads to a lecture by the guest political hopeful to the listeners on how “rich businessmen” (like the local beauty salon owner) must support ”those less fortunate than themselves” with increased taxes.  Then I throw it open to callers:  “How much of your ‘wealth’ is due to ‘fortune’ as opposed to hard work, sacrifice and the willingness to take a risk?”
    I haven’t had a guest win yet.

  • lorac

    lol reread what I wrote.  I wasn’t talking about Larry.  I was talking about some people’s need to be nasty to another commenter’s respectful expression of her own opinion. 

  • Docelder

    I look for more of this outlandish spending from Michelle and the kids before November. Obama desperately needs a “victim” card to throw up in white people’s faces for guilt and into minorities faces for support. They are fishing for an attack on the family here with this. These jackasses that handle Obama’s PR are so damn shallow. Everything they need to know about politics they learned in Kindergarten.

  • Seymour

    Thank you Abigail, very much….AND great heartfelt response Ferd. Life is hard even when it seems to be easy as I grow older. Sometimes you gotta say WTH, I’m not putting up with this one more second. I get this way oh…..I’d say 20 times a day, maybe more to differing degrees? My folks used to tell me that one develops more patience as they grow older. Yep, right on track until the year 2008.
     
    Warmly……..Seymour 
     

  • TeakWoodKite

    Keep cutting Retired 8-)

  • kafir

    Larry:
    How fucking stupid are journalists? Honest to God, this is ridiculous. They want the military to tell the enemy exactly what is going on?

    They are the same components in a system involving taxpayers’ money and lives. Are you from another planet?

  • Buzz water cracker Latte

    Your opinion only.  Were would we be if we were always stuck in PC gear?