How The Trolls Win – Required Reading
By NewHampster on September 19, 2008 at 11:35 AM in Current Affairs
Or. Why they earn their $7/hour*.
Last night was a perfect example of the reasoning behind the Obama campaign hiring paid trolls. It also demonstrates what happened on other blogs this year to drive away, or quiet the voices of reason. I hope that every loyal No Quarter member will follow what I say, suck it up and make a conscious effort to keep No Quarter an Oasis in the desert of the Internet.
Last night I wrote about Sarah Palin and the Economist article The triumph of feminism. This post was about Palin, success and feminists who dismiss that success because they do not agree with her politics. Upon waking this morning I had the blogger’s little thrill. I saw that my post was compelling enough to engage people in 283 comments. WhooHoo!. But they were, for the most part, the wrong comments, or at least off topic comments and the reason is so simple.
A troll did her/his job and successfully changed the subject.
The Obama Internet team learned well from their mentor Karl Rove. They learned that distraction, subject changing distraction works and they learned the art of doing it so that the ones being distracted rarely know it has happened. How can they/we not know? Because my friends we are the enablers.
We are too quick on our keyboards and cannot resist answering the call of a Troll. And believe me, all they want, all they are paid for is to get one answer, one comeback to whatever they may have typed.
This is the same tactic the south side bully asked his canvassers and our neighbors to use. “Get in their faces, argue with them”. Essentially don’t give them(us) a chance to question The One™ as they shove him down our throats. Here is Obama encouraging this behavior.
But I digress. Distraction.
That is the key word.
The job of our pet trolls is to distract us from our discourse.
Change the subject even if they become the subject.
Preferably change the subject like last night to an un-winnable discussion of like, dislike. Last night 283 comments were not about Sarah Palin, feminism, the Economist or anything resembling the questions raised in the post.
One troll, Freedom Fighter, did as they so often do and got in the first comment, copied and pasted from a library of suggested crap.
And what then happened?
Someone makes Freedom Fighter’s night, probably gets him a bonus, and entered Troll Alert!
Freedom Fighter cracks his knuckles, has another swig of Corona and sits back to watch the fun.In fact, without looking at names or knowing I’d say there is a good possibility that the one making the alert was Freedom Fighter himself as what we call a sock puppet or an accomplice.
I apologize if I accuse anyone falsely but I’m trying to make a point.
Trolls live on attention.
Trolls thrive on taking the discussion from here to there.
Answering, acknowledging or in anyway mentioning the existence of the troll plays right into their game plan.
An old rule is Ignore them and they’ll go away.
Never Never Respond to them.
There is a great site that was written, I think, before the word Blog came into fashion. http://www.flayme.com/troll/ where he helps recognize trolls and has a special intelligence test for Trolls; it will not work for normal human beings.
So, you’re maybe new to the web or blogs. Good chance you are my 87 year old mom. How do you avoid falling into their trap? How can you not respond when someone says something 100% counter to all your beliefs and is just begging for a response?
It really is easy. Places like No Quarter or even Obama’s site are echo chambers and we know it. Bird’s of a feather flock together and we come here to converse with people of like mind. It’s that easy. If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll and tastes like a troll the odds are that it is a Troll.
When I see or smell a troll, no matter how horrible their comment, I IGNORE THEM. I don’t write a comment for the admin to delete the troll comment. I don’t answer the troll. I don’t write Troll Alert. I IGNORE THEM. And I do say I get more pleasure from ignoring them than I ever have in answering them. I like to think it’s like a serial killer who gets no press. The murders aren’t written about and there are no press conferences.
Quiz.
1) Looks like a Troll?
_ Ignore It
_ Engage them in adult conversation hoping to help them see the light
2) Smells like a Troll?
_ Tell it’s mommy or site admin
_ Ignore It
3) Tastes like a Troll? (a trick question)
_ Spit it out
_ Ignore It
You can’t spit it out without first tasting and you should not ever taste.
The correct answers are, I know you guessed it – IGNORE THEM
* I wonder if the IRS has added a new job classification, 6969 – Internet Troll
My site actually allows trolls but has an ignore user button. Stop in for a visit http://www.partizane.com

















