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Obama, Depends on What the Meaning of Muslim Is

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Boy, you’d think after a heady vacation at Martha’s Vineyard that Barack Obama would have learned that being a whiner is not a turn on for the voters. Nope. He’s a goddamned cry baby. Here’s the boy-child from Hawaii in a sob fest with Brian Williams:

President Barack Obama dismissed a recent poll showing that a third of Americans don’t know he’s a Christian – and blamed an online campaign of misinformation by his conservative enemies for perpetuating the myth that he’s a Muslim.

Obama, speaking with NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams on Sunday afternoon, was equally dismissive of conservative talk show host Glenn Beck – saying he didn’t watch the Fox host’s Saturday rally in Washington but wasn’t surprised that Beck was able to “stir up” people during uncertain economic times.

Williams . . . asked Obama why so many people were uncertain about something so fundamental as his faith.

“I can’t spend all of my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead,” quipped Obama, who took a deep breath to gather his thoughts when asked if the poll reflected his inability to communicate with voters.

“The facts are the facts. We went through some of this during the campaign — there is a mechanism, a network of misinformation that in a new media era can get churned out there constantly,” said a visibly annoyed Obama, referring to “birthers,” who have waged a guerrilla campaign questioning either the existence or the validity of his Hawaiian birth certificate.

Oh boo-hoo.

This interview with Brian Williams is telling in many ways. A political pro would not have blurted out, “I can’t spend all of my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead.” WTF!!! This guy does not realize that bringing this subject up will simply feed the story. This is not the smooth move of a political pro. NOPE. It is an amateur drowning.

And since he mentioned it, I think it would be a pretty good idea if Barack would produce the original birth certificate. For starters his birth father was a muslim. No let’s agree that even though a baby born to a muslim father means that initially the child is a “muslim,” the reality is that the kid needs to be taught the faith before he or she becomes a praticing muslim.

Now here’s the tricky part, Barry Obama (he did not take on the name of “Barack” until he was in college) did not receive any significant religious instruction from his birth father. That education came instead from his adopted father, Lolo Soetoro.

When Barack Obama was enrolled in school (not a madrassa) in Indonesia his name in the application was listed as “BARRY SOETORO” and his religion as “muslim.” Why make up another name if he is actually BARACK OBAMA? He wasn’t. He had been legally adopted and Lolo Soetoro was raising him as his own.

Here’s the proof:

Let’s staple this on your forehead champ! Then you can start by answering some questions. At one point did you decide you were no longer a muslim? And why have you and your handlers gone to such lengths to cover up the fact that your birth certificate was amended to reflect the fact that you were adopted by Lolo. In fact, your half-sister, Maya, continues to carry the surname “Soetoro.”

Joining the church of bat-shit crazy Reverend Jeremiah Wright is not exactly the mainstream religious experience of the average American. It is an extremist sect. I don’t think there is any credible evidence that Barack has been a practicing muslim as an adult. He claims to be a Christian. I take him at his word. But he still fails to understand that the questions surrounding his faith have been generated by his own actions and statements. If you regularly fail to attend a Christian church but find time in your busy schedule to kick off the muslim religious event, Iftar, before starting your vacation, then don’t be surprised if folks start wondering if you are a muslim.

Some actual honesty might help you out of this mess. But that seems a foreign concept to you. Too bad. You once were a muslim. You once were a citizen of Indonesia. You were a young boy at the time and not competent to make these decisions on your on. At some subsequent point, while in college, you decided to change your name to Barack Hussein. You would not be the first one to do some crazy, irresponsible shit in college. You can’t hide from the truth forever. The longer you try to pretend that your past never existed the more the curiousity about what you are hiding will intensify. Bet on it.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0810/41575.html#ixzz0y34QwgGn

  • Larry’s tiny dick

    “Here’s the boy-child from Hawaii…”

    You’re a God-damned fucking racist piece of shit, Larry.

  • OxyCon

    This is why Michelle Antoinette was ducking.

  • csuzeq

    The firing of Walpin????  That story went away quickly, no?

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124511811033017539.html

    I can name more, too!

  • FLDemFem

    Failure to execute the laws of the United States, specifically the immigration laws; not releasing public documents as required by law, specifically the lists of people visiting the White House for political conferences. There are several other good impeachable offenses, such as failing to maintain the sovereignty of the United States by allowing foreign police forces the ability to arrest and remove American citizens without warrants from American courts which he did by Executive Order, again the sovereingty question regarding his allowing foreign illegal aliens to take over portions of US territory, as he has along the southern border. At least two ranches, owned by American on American soil, have been taken over by Mexican gangs, with no response, not even a protest, from Obama’s government. And then there is the question of eligibility. Is it legal for him to be President having been the citizen of another country? That is a question for the courts, as well as Congress. Unfortunately, just being a fool with no work ethic isn’t an impeachable offense. If it were, he would be long gone.

  • Onofre’s arm

    While still an infant, Jackie’s rat family soon realized that the close quarter living in their sewer abode was causing Jackie to laugh convulsively when their furry flea infested bodies brushed up against HER furry flea infested body. Jackie’s incessant laughter was exposing the entire rat colony to the detection of the city exterminators, so remedies for this problem were discussed among the elders. It was agreed that exile from the colony was out of the question since the cockroaches attracted by Jackie’s presence had become a welcome staple to the diet of the happily fattening group of rats, so it was determined that the most medically advanced among them would perform a humorechtomy on the belly laughing bambino. Tensions ran high as Jackie’s funny bone was deftly removed by nervous rats who were deeply invested in her continued well being, but the thought of ending the deafening guffawing and preserving an endless stream of crunchy cockroaches, was more than enough incentive to make the operation a great success. But sadly, as with all good news, there’s always corresponding bad news, Jackie would never be able to laugh again. (to be continued)

  • Jackie

    If it is not their original, yes, they will be turned away. The kind Obama produced would never qualify.”

    I’m sorry, but you’re wrong.  The child cannot produce “the original”, because the state record is “the original”, and that is archived and not to be handed over at the mere mention of Little League.  Your child is either producing the hospital-issued “original” birth certificate, or a copy issued by the state.  Maybe it was the first copy issued to you.  But it is a copy.

    And just who are these crack Little League baseball coaches-slash-original birth certificate authenticators?  Do these coaches spend hours peering over these things with magnifying glasses before they print the roster?  Give me a break.

  • Armymom

    If it is not their original, yes, they will be turned away. The kind Obama produced would never qualify.

  • Jackie

    Are you joking or just being obtuse. If they child does not have their original birth certificate with the seal, they can not play. Period. No if’s and’s or but’s about it. It is so they can’t lie (cough cough like our president) and claim they’re someone they’re not, the correct age, and so on.”

    I am definitely not joking nor being obtuse.  Seriously, are you claiming that a child who produced a state-certified copy of their birth record–you know, a LEGALLY BINDING DOCUMENT–to the Little League, would be turned away?

    Just to refresh: I am focusing on the words “original” and “state certified”.  The first is not legally necessary.  The second certainly is.

  • Armymom

    Are you joking or just being obtuse. If they child does not have their original birth certificate with the seal, they can not play. Period. No if’s and’s or but’s about it. It is so they can’t lie (cough cough like our president) and claim they’re someone they’re not, the correct age, and so on. It is for fairness, one word I’m sure Obama doesn’t understand.

  • Jackie

    “Jackie was born twice! The first time she popped out, the Doctor was so revulsed that he shoved her back in. They brought in a blind panhandler off the street for the second delivery, with the caveat that he would take her to the nearest dumpster upon exiting the Hospital. A family of large rats rescued her from a trip to the landfill, and raised her as their own. To this day, people can still see the family resemblance.”

    Of course an NQ moderator will be along any minute to encourage you to dial down the nasty.  Susan?

  • Jackie

    They most certainly do issue Original state certified birth certificates as I know we’ve had to have our boys get them to play tournaments for little league. So you’re out of your league on this one. If they don’t have them, they can’t play, period. If little boys have to have their original state certified birth certificates to play baseball, you’d think that the President of the United States sure hell would have to have one. I take it you either don’t have kids, or have never had them play sports competitively.”

    Are you saying that a non-original state-issued birth certificate is illegitimate? That if one of your son’s “original state certified birth certificates” was lost, it could never be replaced again?

  • Onofre’s arm

    Jackie 
    “I have 2 birth certificates”

    Jackie was born twice! The first time she popped out, the Doctor was so revulsed that he shoved her back in. They brought in a blind panhandler off the street for the second delivery, with the caveat that he would take her to the nearest dumpster upon exiting the Hospital. A family of large rats rescued her from a trip to the landfill, and raised her as their own. To this day, people can still see the family resemblance.

  • Armymom

    They most certainly do issue Original state certified birth certificates as I know we’ve had to have our boys get them to play tournaments for little league. So you’re out of your league on this one. If they don’t have them, they can’t play, period. If little boys have to have their original state certified birth certificates to play baseball, you’d think that the President of the United States sure hell would have to have one. I take it you either don’t have kids, or have never had them play sports competitively.

  • Armymom

    Obama’s birth certificate wouldn’t allow him to play little league ball. I know, I had to hold on to my hubby’s teams ORIGINAL certs with the seal for proof. I’ve said that from the beginning.

    Also, some of you know on here that I just had a new little grandbaby and guess what? I was curious if I could call into my local paper and get the birth annoucement in the paper because the baby and family isn’t from our home town, but a lot of our relatives are still there and they printed it several days later without batting an eye, without having to prove that the baby was even born, or let alone where he was born at. So the bit about the “local” paper printing the birth announcement of Obama’s and that they wouldn’t do it if he wasn’t born there is bunk. Complete and utter bunk. Someone could have called it in because I know they use to do that over 30 years ago and I was just curious if they still do that. Yes papers still do!

  • candymarl red bone cracker

    Are you sure? I can trace my lineage back several genrations to slavery. Something Obama cannot do not matter how hard he tries.

    But it’s odd that you suddenly chose to reveal this after  trashing a group of people because of what they choose to call themselves. 

    What you’re selling I ain’t buying. However there is that bridge in Brooklyn….

  • Jackie

    I have 2 birth certificates.  One issued by the state I was born in.  One issued by the hospital I was born in.  The hospital one is an “original”.  The state one was issued by mail some years ago after applying for it online.  It looks just like the one Robert Gibbs posted of Obama’s.  Which I imagine is pretty typical for most people.  Even more years ago, I presented my “original” hospital birth certificate along with my social security card and other documents at the DMV in order to renew my driver’s license in NYState (the driver’s license originated in my non-NY home state).  I was laughed out of the room.  They told me to I had to apply online with my home state’s government records dept for them to issue me a certified copy of my birth certificate, in order to renew my license.  That was the only birth certificate they would take seriously.

    My point is that all of this “show me the original birth certificate!” stuff is just nonsense.  There ISN’T an “original” state-certified birth certificate for most individuals.  The state documents who you are through varying intersecting means, and then issues you an electronically created document.  Many states have gone to digital records of this stuff by now, and thrown out the “original” paper anyway. 

    What would satisfy you?  Would you need a long, slow, videotaped tour of the Hawaii Birth Records facilities?  Broadcast on FOX News?

    DON’T GET STUCK ON STUPID.

  • Jackie

    And you think YOU don’t have racial problems? 
    Coloreds, Negroes, Blacks, African Americans (the name you guys choose for yourself is as undeveloped as your intellect) or whatever you’re calling yourselves today have developed hypersensitivity to a highly ridiculous level.  We’ll call you whatever we choose and if you think that calling Obama ‘boy’ is racist, you’ll just have to get over it or just move on.  We’re just not going to allow you to dictate our vocabulary choices. 
    Cracker, honkey, whitebread…Those sound familiar??? 
    Racist?  Whatever.  Next?!!”

    The funniest part of that rant is the default assumption that I am African-American, when I have never claimed to be.

  • Butterplex

    The point is BO has been out of integrity from the beginning.  He doesn’t grasp the power of integrity.  If he did he would have produced all the documents that show he is eligible for the office of President.  And then he would have nominated people who have their lives in order and do not have a criminal record or are currently evading taxes or have spent their lives plotting the overthrow of the US Govt.  It’s one thing after another with this guy. 

    So here’s the deal.  He’s a god-damned crooked politician.  Simple as that and all the evidence points to that.  The biggest disgrace for America provided we survive this castrophe is that we fell for this man.  This is almost as bad as the Germans falling for Hitler.  These national mistakes don’t come cheap and it’s going to take some work to get our self-esteem repaired.  I think we need to impeach him and exile him, cleaning up our national life; and at the same time, take the Beck remedy and get our own lives squeaky clean so we don’t fall for this crap again.

  • TeakWoodKite

    On his watch, indeed.

  • Onofre’s arm

    “It was easy for the Chinese to purchase all theUS  Nuke designs,”

    Yes…………especially when the salesman was Bill Clinton.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Poor thing, don’t ya know it’s a blowjob?

  • TeakWoodKite

    It was easy for the Chinese to purchase all theUS  Nuke designs, than get a peek at BO’s paper trail.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Quack! Quack!

  • Breeze

    -
    The roots of the left’s love affair with Islam


    Daily Caller,
    by Alex Knepper   

    Original Article

    9/1/2010 

    When, as a teenager, I became an atheist, I assumed that I would find some kind of sympathy from the left. Whatever the left’s flaws, I saw it had no patience for the Christian Right’s nonsensical obsession with abortion, school prayer, and gays. An atheist’s natural position on the social-issues spectrum, I figured, was the left. Wrong. Totally, utterly, blindingly wrong. And I was wrong for this reason: I committed myself to consistent rationalism, not merely to a political crusade against conservative Christianity. A consistent rationalist has no home on the modern left….

  • Breeze

    -

    Do Most Christians Decorate
    Christmas Trees With Ornaments
    of Chairman Mao and Transvestites?

     
    American Thinker,
    by Stella Paul   

    Original Article

    9/1/2010

    Our beloved president has expressed bewilderment at recent polls showing large numbers of Americans doubt his commitment to Christianity. Because we hate to see our president even a wee bit flummoxed, let’s help him out. Do most Christians you know choose to decorate their Christmas tree with smiling images of Chairman Mao, who murdered at least 50 million of his countrymen, as well as signed photos of transvestite Hedda Lettuce? Well, that’s the very special holiday magic the Obamas decided to hang on their tree for their first White House Christmas, courtesy of famed Barney’s designer Simon Doonan.

  • Breeze

    -

    Obama Is Not A Muslim
     
    Human Events,
    by Ann Coulter   

    Original Article

    9/1/2010

    The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist. Leave aside Obama’s fanatical opposition to allowing Illinois hospitals to save the lives of babies with God-given souls inadvertently born alive during abortions. Also leave aside the fact that neither of his parents were Christians. And leave aside his current crop of “spiritual advisers,” which is a collection of Mother Earth worshippers, polytheists and other nonbelievers. Now rest from all that “leaving aside.”

  • Breeze


     
    I found this very, very insane (as Sarko of France called the Lightbringer….) 
     
    “Williams . . . asked Obama why so many people were uncertain about something so fundamental as his faith. 
     
    “I can’t spend all of my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead,” quipped Obama 
     
    —————————————————————————————————- 
     
    Why would he mention HIS birth certificate when he should know damn well 
    that the OFFICIAL one given by his minions does NOT mention religion at 
    all?

    Does he have the original and this is a “Freudian Slip”?

  • Noogan

    To me, it’s the fact that he flat-out REFUSES to release any proof. The “fact-check” short form is simply not enough. Where is the PROOF of his natural born citizen status? Why won’t he release his school records? There are far too many secrets. 

  • Breeze

    -

    Can somebody please put up a picture of the lightbringer giving the speech
    last night?

    It seems the presidential seal was tipped roughly 45degrees…..

    http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/2010/08/obama-disgraces-america.html

  • carol haka, Matzo

    One that allows their grandchild to hang out with a pedophile that later writes about their matching “yellow stains”.

    >:o

  • kafir

    Obama is a desert Muslim bringing his desert shits to the White House!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt4WVmwhyRw&feature=related

  • Mr. Natural

    They wouldn’t let him into the Pastafarians?

  • HC123

    Lots of progressive apologists probably would. Its some bizarre stockholm syndrome like complex they have.

  • FLDemFem

    I use the old “duck” rule. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

  • elizabethrc

    What is really going to be interesting is what is going to happen when, even if he is out of office, that one Ellsberg is going to get his or her hands on Obama’s hidden documents.
    If it turns out that he is not legally entitled to be President, what do we do?  What does Congress do?  I rather suspect that Democrats will want to sweep it under the rug, shrug and say Oh well, it’s too late to do anything about it now.
    That would be a mistake because it could happen again. 
    Knowingly accepting the role of President would be a crime and Obama and all who were involved in the fraud would need to be tried and given whatever the appropriate sentence is. 
    Democrats should be held accountable for not vetting this man and should lose their seats.
    Finally, an ironclad law must be enacted which demands a completely open examination of candidates and if one refuses, they should not be allowed to run for that or any other office which requires transparency.
    Our Constitution is supposed to mean something.  Let’s see if Democrats believe that, should it come to it.

  • Murray

    What kind of a guy wouldn’t visit his mom on her deathbed?

    And, you ask, “How many grandmothers do you know who would die the day before their grandson was elected president of the usa?”

    Answer:  How many grandmothers do you know who are despised by Meechelle?

  • EllenD

    I luv it OA!

  • EllenD

    THAT’S WHY HE WILL NOT RELEASE HIS BIRTH CERTICATE.  HE JUST DOES NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN THE FACT THAT HE ONCE WAS A CITIZEN OF INDONESIA, NOT BY CHOICE BUT BY THE DECISION OF HIS BIRTH MOTHER AND HIS ADOPTED FATHER. 

    Yes, that seems the most logical reason. But sometimes when the truth comes out it is something much different that no one anticipated.

    BTW – as an aside – what family names their daughter Stanley?

  • EllenD

    What I want to know is why not one single organization, security group like FBI, CIA etc. is allowed to look at BO’s records-WHY?

    When Presidential records are sealed does that mean from the CIA and FBI too? That seems a little nuts.

  • barry bums a ciggie

    C’mon, he just wants to eat his waffles.

    He also told the Gulf residence that he can’t just go and suck up the oil with a straw. Nice, a true leader…for pre-schoolers.