Comments on: Obama, Depends on What the Meaning of Muslim Is

By: Larry's tiny dick

Larry's tiny dick — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 07:13:09 +0000

“Here’s the boy-child from Hawaii…”

You’re a God-damned fucking racist piece of shit, Larry.

By: OxyCon

OxyCon — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 04:51:41 +0000

This is why Michelle Antoinette was ducking.

By: csuzeq

csuzeq — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:32:27 +0000

The firing of Walpin???? That story went away quickly, no? http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124511811033017539.html I can name more, too!

By: FLDemFem

FLDemFem — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:30:34 +0000

Failure to execute the laws of the United States, specifically the immigration laws; not releasing public documents as required by law, specifically the lists of people visiting the White House for political conferences. There are several other good impeachable offenses, such as failing to maintain the sovereignty of the United States by allowing foreign police forces the ability to arrest and remove American citizens without warrants from American courts which he did by Executive Order, again the sovereingty question regarding his allowing foreign illegal aliens to take over portions of US territory, as he has along the southern border. At least two ranches, owned by American on American soil, have been taken over by Mexican gangs, with no response, not even a protest, from Obama’s government. And then there is the question of eligibility. Is it legal for him to be President having been the citizen of another country? That is a question for the courts, as well as Congress. Unfortunately, just being a fool with no work ethic isn’t an impeachable offense. If it were, he would be long gone.

By: Onofre's arm

Onofre's arm — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:55:57 +0000

While still an infant, Jackie’s rat family soon realized that the close quarter living in their sewer abode was causing Jackie to laugh convulsively when their furry flea infested bodies brushed up against HER furry flea infested body. Jackie’s incessant laughter was exposing the entire rat colony to the detection of the city exterminators, so remedies for this problem were discussed among the elders. It was agreed that exile from the colony was out of the question since the cockroaches attracted by Jackie’s presence had become a welcome staple to the diet of the happily fattening group of rats, so it was determined that the most medically advanced among them would perform a humorechtomy on the belly laughing bambino. Tensions ran high as Jackie’s funny bone was deftly removed by nervous rats who were deeply invested in her continued well being, but the thought of ending the deafening guffawing and preserving an endless stream of crunchy cockroaches, was more than enough incentive to make the operation a great success. But sadly, as with all good news, there’s always corresponding bad news, Jackie would never be able to laugh again. (to be continued)

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:04:47 +0000

“If it is not their original, yes, they will be turned away. The kind Obama produced would never qualify.”

I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. The child cannot produce “the original”, because the state record is “the original”, and that is archived and not to be handed over at the mere mention of Little League. Your child is either producing the hospital-issued “original” birth certificate, or a copy issued by the state. Maybe it was the first copy issued to you. But it is a copy.

And just who are these crack Little League baseball coaches-slash-original birth certificate authenticators? Do these coaches spend hours peering over these things with magnifying glasses before they print the roster? Give me a break.

By: Armymom

Armymom — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:32:01 +0000

If it is not their original, yes, they will be turned away. The kind Obama produced would never qualify.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:23:08 +0000

“Are you joking or just being obtuse. If they child does not have their original birth certificate with the seal, they can not play. Period. No if’s and’s or but’s about it. It is so they can’t lie (cough cough like our president) and claim they’re someone they’re not, the correct age, and so on.”

I am definitely not joking nor being obtuse. Seriously, are you claiming that a child who produced a state-certified copy of their birth record–you know, a LEGALLY BINDING DOCUMENT–to the Little League, would be turned away?

Just to refresh: I am focusing on the words “original” and “state certified”. The first is not legally necessary. The second certainly is.

By: Armymom

Armymom — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:17:11 +0000

Are you joking or just being obtuse. If they child does not have their original birth certificate with the seal, they can not play. Period. No if’s and’s or but’s about it. It is so they can’t lie (cough cough like our president) and claim they’re someone they’re not, the correct age, and so on. It is for fairness, one word I’m sure Obama doesn’t understand.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:11:57 +0000

“Jackie was born twice! The first time she popped out, the Doctor was so revulsed that he shoved her back in. They brought in a blind panhandler off the street for the second delivery, with the caveat that he would take her to the nearest dumpster upon exiting the Hospital. A family of large rats rescued her from a trip to the landfill, and raised her as their own. To this day, people can still see the family resemblance.”

Of course an NQ moderator will be along any minute to encourage you to dial down the nasty. Susan?

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:10:17 +0000

“They most certainly do issue Original state certified birth certificates as I know we’ve had to have our boys get them to play tournaments for little league. So you’re out of your league on this one. If they don’t have them, they can’t play, period. If little boys have to have their original state certified birth certificates to play baseball, you’d think that the President of the United States sure hell would have to have one. I take it you either don’t have kids, or have never had them play sports competitively.”

Are you saying that a non-original state-issued birth certificate is illegitimate? That if one of your son’s “original state certified birth certificates” was lost, it could never be replaced again?

By: Onofre's arm

Onofre's arm — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:00:24 +0000

Jackie "I have 2 birth certificates" Jackie was born twice! The first time she popped out, the Doctor was so revulsed that he shoved her back in. They brought in a blind panhandler off the street for the second delivery, with the caveat that he would take her to the nearest dumpster upon exiting the Hospital. A family of large rats rescued her from a trip to the landfill, and raised her as their own. To this day, people can still see the family resemblance.

By: Armymom

Armymom — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:53:58 +0000

They most certainly do issue Original state certified birth certificates as I know we’ve had to have our boys get them to play tournaments for little league. So you’re out of your league on this one. If they don’t have them, they can’t play, period. If little boys have to have their original state certified birth certificates to play baseball, you’d think that the President of the United States sure hell would have to have one. I take it you either don’t have kids, or have never had them play sports competitively.

By: Armymom

Armymom — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:47:00 +0000

Obama’s birth certificate wouldn’t allow him to play little league ball. I know, I had to hold on to my hubby’s teams ORIGINAL certs with the seal for proof. I’ve said that from the beginning.

Also, some of you know on here that I just had a new little grandbaby and guess what? I was curious if I could call into my local paper and get the birth annoucement in the paper because the baby and family isn’t from our home town, but a lot of our relatives are still there and they printed it several days later without batting an eye, without having to prove that the baby was even born, or let alone where he was born at. So the bit about the “local” paper printing the birth announcement of Obama’s and that they wouldn’t do it if he wasn’t born there is bunk. Complete and utter bunk. Someone could have called it in because I know they use to do that over 30 years ago and I was just curious if they still do that. Yes papers still do!

By: candymarl red bone cracker

candymarl red bone cracker — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:42:54 +0000

Are you sure? I can trace my lineage back several genrations to slavery. Something Obama cannot do not matter how hard he tries.

But it’s odd that you suddenly chose to reveal this after trashing a group of people because of what they choose to call themselves.

What you’re selling I ain’t buying. However there is that bridge in Brooklyn….