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President Obama — “an amateur cipher” — begins speaking at 8 p.m. ET. Don’t miss Larry Johnson’s post, Barack Obama’s Mission Accomplished Moment.” Share your take below, and check out more stories:

Obama thanks troops, looks to Afghanistan,” Politico.

“It sure makes things easier when you reject your own campaign rhetoric about how the surge — the Petraeus plan — shouldn’t happen and wouldn’t work,” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said.”

Previewing Obama Iraq speech, Gibbs won’t credit surge,” Byron York at the Washington Examiner. York’s essay is RICH with examples of Obama’s wildly varying comments, including this gem:

“in July 2007, Obama told an audience in New Hampshire, ‘Here’s what we know: the surge has not worked’.”

WH: Hey, maybe Obama should be talking about the economy,” Ed Morrissey at Hot Air.

Having Obama descend from Mount Martha’s Vineyard to declare that all is well! will only reinforce the notion that Obama has completely lost touch with mainstream America and perhaps with reality as well.

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[The following is from an earlier section of Morrissey's essay]

The priorities of this administration are rather interesting. Instead of focusing on the crisis at hand, Obama wants to focus on the crisis from five years ago, no doubt to reinforce his PR strategy of if-you-think-I’m-bad-remember-who-I-replaced.

In the very next step, Obama will take credit from his predecessor, who handed the withdrawal date and plan to Obama (who at least had the wisdom not to blow it). And while the Israeli-Palestinian peace process is important, it’s hardly the highest priority for most Americans, especially those struggling to keep jobs and homes.

Maybe that’s for the best, though, if Obama tries to shill Recovery Summer, too. The problem isn’t the salesman, it’s the product. Arguing that the economy is headed in the right direction, when joblessness remains at a generational high and the GDP has dropped from a middling 3.7% to an embarrassing 1.6%, has already discredited Biden. Having Obama descend from Mount Martha’s Vineyard to declare that all is well! will only reinforce the notion that Obama has completely lost touch with mainstream America and perhaps with reality as well. Obama can afford to have Biden play court jester, but he can’t do it himself without completely losing his political support.

The weeks-long delay in responding to the numbers is quite easy to explain. Obama doesn’t want to address the fact that his extremely expensive stimulus plan has failed, and he doesn’t have a Plan B to unveil to American voters. Instead, it’s just easier to let people slowly realize that the White House is rudderless while the President eats his shrimp and finds new ways to talk about George Bush.

That’s just a couple choice snippets from Morrissey’s essay, which draws heavily on the always sharp Jake Tapper at ABC. Read it all: “WH: Hey, maybe Obama should be talking about the economy.”

Obama’s Orwellian Iraq,” James Denselow at The Huffington Post.

If war is peace then perhaps failure is success.

Two years ago candidate Barack Obama criticised his rival John McCain for offering ‘fake’ change by stating that “you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig”. This evening President Obama will apply lipstick to the catastrophe that was the Iraq war. He will seek to suck the political poison out of America’s involvement in Iraq by presenting a far more nuanced case for victory in the country than George W Bush’s ill-advised words spoken on an aircraft carrier over seven years ago.

Obama has succeeded in depoliticizing the Iraq conflict. By virtually sticking to the identical exit plans of his predecessor, utilizing Vice-President Bidden [sic] as the face of American policy in Baghdad, and simultaneously withdrawing uniformed soldiers while up scaling the numbers of civilian contractors, Obama has been a champion for winning the official narrative for the US invasion of the country.

Yet as violence in Iraq continues to spike, with two consecutive months of over 500 civilian deaths, it would appear that Operation: New Dawn could be a case of rhetoric winning over reality.

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The beefing up of the civilian contractor presence guarding the largest US Embassy on the planet (some 80 football pitches large) and its new consulates in Kirkuk (where US-Iraqi forces joint patrol the ominously named ‘trigger line’) and Mosul by some 7,000 personnel equipped with MRAPs and Blackhawks is smart politics. This privatisation of the conflict takes the sting out of the argument around ‘bringing our troops home’ perhaps giving Obama a foreign policy win as Afghanistan continues to bleed American lives.

The supreme irony with the entire masquerade is that a US mission that originally invaded to locate WMD (there were none) changed tact to endorse the birth of democracy in Iraq. Yet as US Stryker vehicles roll across into Kuwait bearing the scars of seven-years of lessons learnt fighting IEDs, there is no democratically elected government in Baghdad to wave them goodbye. …

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tir all these ingredients together and you have the volatile broth that is the ‘new Iraq’. Whilst some political relativists with no imagination will cling to the now redundant argument over ‘things are better than they were under Saddam’, most Iraqis are too busy trying to survive the present to argue over the past.

All things considered the lipstick applied on Iraq by the supposed US exit may quickly begin to smudge.

And of course, Larry’s post, “Barack Obama’s Mission Accomplished Moment” is not to be missed. Here is a teaser:

We come now to Barack Obama. Although the White House insists this is not a “Mission Accomplished” moment, there is no other possible interpretation. Once Barack completes his speech tonight he will take full ownership of Iraq. This is likely to be seen with the benefit of hindsight as one of the dumbest moves of the Obama Presidency. Why?

Well, Larry will tell you!

As for Obama’s big speech, now’s your chance to weigh in. What say you?

  • arabella trefoil

    Brown suit and an red tie? Did he get dressed in the dark?

    What is that eagle insignia doing drunkenly slanted against the windoe.

    Only two channels are carrying his speech.

  • Required Reading

    Oh good, Arabella T — you’re watching; I can’t. Puts me in a bad mood for days.  Relying on NQ people to sift through the bull ….

  • Bronwyn

    Snore …

    You or I could have written a more scintillating speech.  What a yawner.  What a milquetoast we have for a prez.

  • arabella trefoil

    He sent Biden and Hillary to do the heavy lifing.

    “Iraquis are a proud people … only Iraqis can solve thier own problems.”

    Translation “Saynaro, mother fuckers.”

    “We have met our responsibilities. It’s time to turn the page.”

    Oh! Ooooo! Now he give back handed credit to George Bush. You weasel.

    Al Quaeda continues to plot against us.

    Wait, a sec, I am not as stupid as you might think. Is he trying to cover up for his Muslim proclivities? I think so.

  • arabella trefoil

    “Make no mistake” Drink!

  • Samb

     ”blood sucking  ” Nosferatu ”

    What Bush isn’t to blame this time? 
    :-P

  • Crackerjack -Obamastahn Rebel Resistance

    listening via mark levin makes the speach almost tolerable

  • PortiaElizabeth

    I cannot watch that fraud defile the Oval Office with his lies and boasts and self-congratulations.
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • PortiaElizabeth

    I’m watching the reunion of Real Housewives of New jersey. Sheeesh! Theresa has a mouth on her. I wish she’d direct that emotion toward Jug Ears. Now that’s Must-See TV.

  • arabella trefoil

    Now a bunch of bullshit about the economy. No plans mentioned. No specifics.

    Promises to serve veterans. How? where are the jobs?

    Mention of his grandfather benetting from the GI Bill.

    Playing a lot a lip service to the armed forces.

    I don’t think Favreau wrote this speach.

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    LOL…Good one, AT.

    Seriously, only 2 channels carried his speech?

  • arabella trefoil

    “Better days are ahead. May God bless you and may God bless the United States of America.”

    Oh, snap! I think he finally learned he has to say “God bless you” and “God Bbess the United States of America.”

    Number one, nobody watched this speach. Number two, his vacations and his Muslim mosque support are the two things that people will still talk about.

    Also, his clothes were terrible, but his makeup was very good.

    PS: His speach was 17n minutes long.

  • getfitnow

    I can’t watch. Read elsewhere he mentioned W re: Iraq and then commenced the bashing. Pathetic!

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    What the hell was that shit? That was the most scatter-gun speech I’ve ever heard. It lacked a single focus and was primarliy platitudes and hogwash.

    Moreover, That One looked stoned out of his gourd and he whistled every one of his “esses”.

    Christ, why didn’t I just stay away from the teevee?

  • getfitnow

    I’m watching an original episode of Hawaii Five-O.

  • arabella trefoil

    It was worth it to see his ugly clothes.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Book ‘em, Danno.

  • getfitnow

    It’s over?????

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Thank God, yes

  • Required Reading

    Because Ferd – we got to down a shot everytime he spewed forth an Obamaism: make no mistake, I won’t rest until, let me be clear, I’m Tinkerbell and sprinkling recovery dust on everything I see.  Oh wait – were we supposed (hic) to stop drinking after the speech?

  • Peggy Sue

    The one positive thing?  The speech was mercifully short.  But the shout out to the middle-class was odd, particularly with the listing of all the things “we need to do.”  Translation?  These are all the things we haven’t done, yet. 

    Sorry.  That won’t pay the mortgage or buy the kids shoes.

    I haven’t the foggiest idea why that speech was necessary, beyond Obama reminding us he’s POTUS.  Just in case we forgot while he and Michelle were on vacation.

    [shaking my head]

  • getfitnow

    David Gergen: “Perplexing speech”.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Well, Favreau outdid himself this time in the sophomoric rhetorical claptrap category. This was one of the most pedestrian speeches I’ve ever had the unfortunate “privilege” of having to suffer through. It was banal, self-serving, and less filling while at the same time leaving a bad aftertaste.

  • arabella trefoil

    Zanax. Dry mouth. Ferd, I thought you said you would destroy your tv’s if you watched.

    I watched and live blogged the speach so that others could watch NCIS, Real House Wives of New Jersey, Criminal Mind reruns, Without a Trace, and Southwestern Jewelry Showcase, Bridezillas and many other more interesting programs.

    It was worth it to see how crappy Obama looked. I was bitterly disappointed that he failed to discuss the new decor in the Oval Office. But life is full of slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Because Ferd – we got to down a shot everytime he spewed forth an Obamaism:
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    Had I done that, I’d be comatose. It was bloody awful, Required Reading.

  • I’m a Dr Kracker 3 Seeded Linda too

    So, they drugged him up for this, huh?

    Or was he joining us in shots while he was going over his speech before airing and he got looped?

  • Eastan McNeal

    WV posted this on Larry’s thread.  I think it is good to remember this:

    1.  Bush set this date for this troop pull out back in the summer of 2008. 

    2.  Obama tried to talk the Iraquis into waiting until The One took power in 2009.  Had the Iraquis listened to Obama we would not have made Bush’s target date.  NQ did a fine article on that episode titled “Treason”  Check it out and see if you remember.  Then see the NQ followup a week later.

    I will add this.  Had Obama succeeded in his attempt to violate the Logan act in 2008 then there would be nothing to brag about today and our kids would still be getting killed there in great numbers.

    I am not watching him.  I prefer to read the transcript later.  I will read your comments, though, and learn a lot more than I would from the TV.

  • oowawa

    The only game to play during the speech was: guess when he’s going to unfold his hands!  He didn’t.  However, he did move his thumbs for emphasis on 3 or 4 occasions.  Exciting! 

    Very safe, very boring, nothing new.

  • Katmoon

    Just kind of curious how the economy is going to handle probably quite a few military all of a sudden looking for a job in the current job market, Haven’t heard that addressed yet. That does fall into the category of supporting our veterans.

  • I’m a Dr Kracker 3 Seeded Linda too

    The entire world is still sitting there STUNNED, with ONE eyebrow! (…huh?  I thought they said he was smart)

  • Required Reading

    And that’s why I thank you and everyone else here for taking the burden off of those of us who have a visceral reaction to watching that mediocrity parading as superiority.  I know you’re in pain — but it was for a good cause…..

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Katmoon watched it and I thought I should be there but I hated every second of it as I’d rather open up my skull and feel my brain than ever do that again. I still think he was stoned on something other than Zanax. His eyes were completely dead.

  • arabella trefoil

    It was great! His suit and tie didn’t match. When he had to say “May God bless you and may God bless the United States of American” he looked like he was going to throw up in his mouth.

    He had so many family pictures on the window sill behind him I thought one of them was going to fall off during the broadcast. The suspense was killing me!.

    It was only 17 minutes long. And the new feed cut in late! Fabulous TV.

  • Required Reading

    Here’s another one, AT, applicable to the One’s speech:  “It is a tale told by an Idiot. Full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.”

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    And that’s why I thank you and everyone else here for taking the burden off of those of us who have a visceral reaction to watching that mediocrity parading as superiority.
    ======================
    LMAO, Required Reading. Yeah, never have so few done so much for a whole lot of nothing. That was a waste of multiple minutes of my life.

  • Crackerjack -Obamastahn Rebel Resistance

    somebody must have told him how assinine he looked waving his hands around like he was praticiing semafore signals

  • arabella trefoil

    If you double up on the Zanax, you look like that. Also, he has dead eyes to begin with.

    I think they super glued his hands together.

  • Crackerjack -Obamastahn Rebel Resistance

    I wish he would snort so much cocaine his brain leaks from his nose and he dies

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Yeah, but he looks even worse as a dime-store mannequin.

  • arabella trefoil

    OK. When does Michelle get her turn? I would pay per view to watch her run her mouth.

  • West Virginia

    Is it over yet?  Did he say anything?

  • getfitnow

    Glad he didn’t slip and say God damn America. =-X

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Thanks everyone!  I haven’t had a good laugh in over a month!

    My sister would be laughing her ass off over your comments!

    I couldn’t watch, I have too much respect for myself!

    :-D

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    If you double up on the Zanax, you look like that. Also, he has dead eyes to begin with. 
     
    I think they super glued his hands together.
    =============================
    Well, I don’t know about anyone else, but he could have had bolts on either side of his neck and a large scar on his forehead and he wouldn’t have looked any worse for the wear. He looked absolutely awful as though he were recovering from a two-week binge.

  • TeakWoodKite

    I need one.  Time to get the tequila down…

  • West Virginia

    OK, Carol.  I have been hit and miss here lately.  What is Matzo?

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Is it over yet?  Did he say anything?
    ================
    Yes and no.

  • arabella trefoil

    Like I said:

    1) Zanax
    2) Super glue his hands together
    3) Fugly, fugly brown suit and scarlet tie.
    4) Almost puked when he has to say “God bless the United States of America.
    5) Speach carried by three station on NY cable.
    6) Feed cut in late.
    7) Great suspense factor created by massing of family photos on window sill. Would they fall off and smash to smithereens. 8) Crooked flags.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Is that a confession “plasterd” to his head?

  • oowawa

    Well, keeping his hands folded kept that middle-finger cheek rub under control, which could have been very inappropriate when talking about the troops . . .

  • carol haka, Matzo

    A Jewish Cracker!

    >:o

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    LOL – good one!

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    What, he didn’t have a “notion” in there??  :)

  • TeakWoodKite

    Ferd, I will pay it forward in your honor, seriously He was thinking “Allahu Akbar” as he said God Bless America.

    ( I kid the president) Not.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Well, arabella, I’ll raise you a:

    1) Cocaine
    2) Nervous as a cat
    3) All-night parties
    4) Too much drinking
    5) Too much smoking
    6) Me-chelle
    7) Piss-poor speech writing 8) This war ain’t really over
    9) Way out of his league.

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Well, arabella, I’ll raise you ;)
     
    1) Cocaine 
    2) Nervous as a cat 
    3) All-night parties 
    4) Too much drinking 
    5) Too much smoking 
    6) Me-chelle 
    7) Piss-poor speech writing  8) This war ain’t really over 
    9) Way out of his league.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    O’Reilly screamed “He’s dead.  He’s finished. No one watched this speech.”

    :-D

  • Puma.for.Life

    Really enjoyed this thread…I never watch the idiot…brown suit and red tie? I wonder if that is what someone told him the ‘average’ anxiety ridden American wears to church.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    You both forgot “Dumb Fuck”!

    :-D

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Have you seen the clip they were showing today of him talking back in 2007?  That was my reaction, too – he didn’t sound all that bright then, either.  But he didn’t have a teleprompter, either…

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Yeah, I’m watching the Yankees on my laptop…

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Oh, and another thing–that royal “we” rubbish was entirely annoying. Yeah, Oblahblah, as though you were there with the troops fighting. You aren’t qualified to fill their canteens.

  • getfitnow

    Too busy eating ice cream.

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Carol, it is so good to have you back. And what a sweet thing for you to say abt your sister.  Thinking of you…

  • arabella trefoil

    Yeah, nobody watched his speach.

    Because who cares?

    Nobody is fainting any more. Passing out from playing the Obama Drinking Game, yes. But not fainting.

  • oowawa

    Here’s the song to play over the credits at the end of this speech . . .

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Wolf Blitzer just said they would be right back with “President Obama’s Historic Speech”, they went to commercial and then back to the Oval Office with a shot of the empty chair and desk.”  After 10 minutes, Wolf started asking his guests to comment on Obama’s latest remarks……………. and, of course they proceeded with the WH talking points …………

    :-D

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Are you serious? LMAO all the way home.

  • Katmoon

    I was waiting him to slip up and say something about restoring honor….

  • oowawa

    “brown suit and red tie”

    Remember, we have to match taupe . . .

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    OK. When does Michelle get her turn? I would pay per view to watch her run her mouth.
    ===============
    You have to watch those snapping-turtle types–when they bite they don’t let go until sundown.

  • candymarl red bone cracker

    I love Matzo! I have bought it by the box.

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    I repeat from an earlier thread…he’s color co-ordinated to the new decor.  Brown couches with red threads running through the material; beige, beige, beige and a coffee table made of walnut and…MICA (this finish actually looks like glue backed shelf paper).   He could have done a blue tie to match the blue couch threads and the lamps.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    O/T Hope her security is stepped up!
    Iranian Media Says French First Lady Deserves Death (Michelle O Silent With Her Recipes)
     
    An Iranian newspaper said on Tuesday that France’s first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy deserves to die after she condemned Iran’s decision to stone a woman to death for adultery.
    The hardline newspaper Kayhan first labeled Bruni-Sarkozy a prostitute on Saturday after the first lady signed a petition calling for the release of Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani.
    Iranian state television has also accused Bruni-Sarkozy of “immorality.” And again on Tuesday, Iranian state-controlled media repeated the prostitute charge. 

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    Oh, hell, I’d rather see “Mission Accomplished” and Bush in a codpiece than EVER watch That One burn up multiple minutes of my life for absolutely nothing again.

  • sowsear

    shout to the middle-class was odd, particularly with the listing of all the things “we need to do.”  Translation? 

    translation: things the middle class needs to sacrifice to pay for…

  • Ferd Premium Saltine Berfle

    David Gergen: “Perplexing speech”.
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    Ya think, David? Really?

  • Katmoon

    We kept trying to find his pupils, an he sounded hoarse, with weird ssss sounds.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    I miss George and Laura!

    :*

  • Nobama4me

    Thank you all for watching so I didn’t have to. Greater fun reading the comments. I am waiting for the slobbering slobs in the MSM to call it the greatest speech evah and telling us how many tingles they got up and down their legs…lol

  • carol haka, Matzo

    David will probably get the “Pulitzer” for that statement.

    :-D

  • ~~JustMe~~

    At least we know they were American through and through!

  • ~~JustMe~~

    At least we know they are American through and through!

  • arabella trefoil

    I’d watch her eating ice cream. She could go through gallons of the stuff in 17 minutes. It would be a great on-line betting opportunity. Her table manners are so atrocious it would be worth the gross-out factor to watch her hoovering down the Ben and Jerry’s, belching and wiping her mouth with back of her hand.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Over???????

    The only thing that is going to shut him the fuck up is either Michelle knocking him up side the head, again, or the Iranian’s lob a nuke into Martha’s Vineyard on his next vacation next week!

    :-D

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    BTW, I’m willing to bet the color coordinated outfit was picked out by First Valet and Man Servant, Reggie Love.

  • Diana

    Oohhh… Nice one getfitnow.

  • arabella trefoil

    Well dayum, if he wants to look like the rug, let him lie on the floor. I swear that was the ugliest looking suit and tie combo I’ve ever seen.

  • Talk2ThePaw

    At least when George or Laura said God Bless America they truly meant it.  Obutt had to get drugged up to say it and probably went straight from the speech to his prayer rug to beg forgiveness.

  • candymarl red bone cracker

    My husband talked me into a drinking game to watch Obama. I swear I will never do this again as long as I’m black/native american/british.

    Please give me your sympathies.  Oh good grief.

  • arabella trefoil

    I told you, they cut in late so we missed the first bit of the speach. Then I guess Wolf cut in late. Nobody gives a shit, OK?

    And I’m betting that nobody watched the speach anyway. Except the pundits. Who nobody cares about.

    I’d rather watch Snooki give a speach. And more people would watch her too.

  • creeper

    Hey, platitudes and hogwash have carried him this far.  Why change now?

  • Onofre’s arm

    That’s it AT, he lies like a rug! :-D

  • kinthenorthwest

    Carol Haka I never thought I would say that I miss GW but I do.

  • creeper

    Ferd, my hat’s off to you.  I simply couldn’t do it.  You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

  • susiepuma-still a crazy cracker

    Thanks for watching and the comments – haven’t heard anyone on the tube say the speech was good except for a couple of dems and of course, they have to follow the talking points -
    My stomach turns when I accidently see a glimpse or hear a few words before I can change channels…………………. so appreciate the man ups here……………..

    okay – what’s next for the fraud to destroy or eliminate?  There isn’t really a whole hell of a lot left…………………………………..

  • PortiaElizabeth

    This is the headline from The Guardian —Barack Obama ends the war in Iraq. ‘Now it’s time to turn the page’

    US president delivers on key election promise and thanks troops for ‘job well done’ – but cautions against triumphalism

    What will he take credit for next?

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    Yes, it went like ” wink, wink, sorry, Allah you know I’m just kidding, right?”

  • creeper

    Pleading “guilty” to Criminal Minds rerun.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    arabella – that was a joke!

    :-D

  • Docelder

    Operation New Dawn… right. I guess in this new age military operations aren’t military operations at all. Damn. This is morhphing into Vietnam now. We are boxing ourselves into something unwinnable because it’s now a soccer mom’s soccer game of sorts where everybody wins… meaning nobody wins. Futility is what it is… just like Vietnam was. But what could we expect from a POTUS who never misses a chance to apologize for our past greatness. Pardon us for winning in the past… we didn’t realize we were playing soccer mom’s soccer. We know now unfortunately. Who would have ever believed that in just four years under democrat control that a country’s entire history of greatness could just be undone? It never happened apparently.

  • creeper

    That’s the thanks the French get for harboring the Ayatollah all those years. 

  • creeper

    Jeebus, Ferd, it couldn’t have been THAT bad!

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Kenya just declared us a “Third World” Banana Republic.

    Even his cousin is turning on him.

    :-D

  • carol haka, Matzo

    O’idiot head declared Iraq had responsibility for their security.  Too bad the Prez doesn’t have responsibility for our security.

    Oh well, another man-made disaster pending.

    >:o

  • Docelder

    the middle class needs to sacrifice to pay for… everything. Everything our grandparents had. Everything our grandparents grandparents had. We are supposed to bleed and pay some imaginary generational karmic debt to the undeveloped world and to anybody darker complected than we are and to anybody who is more enlightened in peraonal religion than to actually believe in a creator. Screw that. Keep your damn change.

  • ~~JustMe~~

    Here is the new rug!

  • Docelder

    I guess he will get next years Nobel Peace Prize as well… for what it’s worth.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Damn that’s scary!

    :-D

  • WhatNow

    Don’t worry about the troops. They’re going to have a break, a quick turn around and head to Afganistan. None of them are going to remain in the USA very long.

  • margaret

    Maybe Meechelle is pissed at him, hence picked the awful outfit out

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Oh wait, I meant “work place incident”!

    :-D

  • carol haka, Matzo

    I long for the days we could just use the word “terrorist” and we all knew what we were talking about.

    :-D

  • HARP

    Obama says TURN THE PAGE….

  • ~~JustMe~~

    That’s right in “Obama World” you never know if one may sneak up on you unexpectedly in the grocery store, even! ;)

  • TeakWoodKite

    If an “itellectual gaint” like David gergen is “perplexed, then think about the pea brains like me that will be experience a “close encounter of the BO kind…”

    guess BO gots to get them to exercise the Basic Instinct of “willing suspension of disbelief” so he can load some more BS on

  • TeakWoodKite

    If an “nitellectual gaint” like David gergen is “perplexed, then think about the poor sods peabrains, like me, that will be experience a “close encounter of the BO kind…” 
     
    …guess BO gots to get them to exercise the Basic Instinct of “willing suspension of disbelief” so he can pile him some more BS on that barge.

  • Patience

    Ho ho ho, good one.

  • TeakWoodKite

    If an “intellectual gaint” like David gergen is “perplexed”, then think about the poor sods, peabrains like me, that will be experience a “close encounter of the BO kind…”  
      
    …guess BO gots to get them to exercise the Basic Instinct of “willing suspension of disbelief” so he can pile him some more BS on that barge

  • TeakWoodKite

    If an “intellectual gaint” like David gergen is “perplexed”, then think about the poor sods, peabrains, like me, that will be experiencing a “close encounter of the BO kind…”  
      
    …guess BO gots to get them to exercise the Basic Instinct of “willing suspension of disbelief” so he can pile him some more BS on that barge.

  • sowsear

    blah, blah, blah

  • Patience

    creeper, my husband got me hooked on Criminal Minds!

  • Onofre’s arm

    Oooooo, you could sure sweep a lot of crap under THAT rug!

  • sowsear

    Brown is for anal personalities,,,does BO qualify?

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Murkowski just conceded!

    Another one bites the dust, oh yeah, another one bites the dust ……….

    :-D

  • My Site (click to edit)

    sowsear:  exactly.  I can’t wait until the productive people in this country have to start paying 3/4 of everything they make to cover Bush & Obama’s national debt and to keep paying millions of Obama’s voters not to work.  What’s left of the middle class will be deserting this country in droves.

  • TeakWoodKite

    If viewed on a laptop do the odds of them winning go up?

    Looks like 82 / 50 is the baseball this year. Think Tampa has anything for them?

  • twistedfister13f

    Where’s the “Peace Prize”? Must be out of frame.

  • Required Reading

    Wow. Be careful – I think disseminating this or forcing any captive audience (like: “the nation”) might qualify as torture,

  • TeakWoodKite

    OUCH! Ferd, didn’t you know even dime-store mannequins got a union?

    Has one of those dime-store mannequin ever made ya flinch?

  • My Site (click to edit)

    so many family pictures?  everyone who’s living in the WH, no doubt.

  • twistedfister13f

    Book em Barry

  • Required Reading

    Wow. Be careful: I think disseminating this or forcing any captive audience (like: “the nation”) to watch it might just qualify as torture.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Number 8, for real? I am sure my sanehalf will want to see it later so, will the re-runs have any legs?

  • twistedfister13f

    He won’t be taking a vacation in M’s Vineyard, He joined forces and will be declaring war against Arizona with his Muslim outreach progam at the U.N.

  • HARP

    It`s MILLER time in Alaska.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Maybe yes and maybe no, to you Ferd. (LOL)

  • West Virginia

    Thank you.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Night, Night!

    :*

  • TeakWoodKite

    oops.

  • twistedfister13f
  • Required Reading

    Ooooh Katmoon – this is a good one.  He stole everything of Hillary’s all the while “scratching his face,” so why not do the same with “Mr. Beck”?

  • Patience

    So, the POTUS has lost David Gergen?  Ruh-roh.

    Thank you all for so many chuckles!  Ferd and Arabella, I swear…

  • sybilll

    The one thing that stuck with me was PresidentPitchingWedge acknowledging that President Bush was devoted to the troops, and his loyalty to the Country.  *Crickets*.  No “I love them, and this country, too”.  Was that a wink, wink, nudge, nudge to his die-hard supporters?  I think so.  And, had I known that profanity was tolerated here during such times, I would have been calling him a fuckstick here, and not at Ace’s. 

  • Required Reading

    And speaking of which, did you see that Quadafi (I never get the spelling right and to tell you the truth, I don’t care….) is in Italy this week trying to convert Italian women to Islam? Apparently, a bevy of Italian “hostesses” were hired to surround him, as he passed out Korans and presided over a ceremony in which several Italian Catholic women converted (don’t ask me how that works) to Islam, while this particular Great One expounded on the future joys of an Islamic Europe. No lie – it was in the Wall Street Journal today. Will try to find link….

  • sowsear

    Some links are harder than others to recapture…Right after the election, Quadalfi said, Now we have our man on the inside, or words to that effect. Never have found that link again, though.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Hey now. we have pretzels for that.

  • sowsear
  • sowsear
  • Onofre’s arm

    Well, I watched the speech when it came back up (I missed it the first time), and I can sum it all up with a single word…….”lithifying“.

  • eyelets

    You know that guy who stands around at the office holding a cup of coffee, chatting everyone up?  Who never does any work?  That’s Obama.

  • eyelets

    What I have learned about Obama is that he is very careful to word things just so.  He leaves himself the “WORM” every time. 

  • Obama: Dubya 2 Electric Boogaloo

    Pyschiotic serial killers are always more entertaining that Mohammad Obama. I’d rather have Frank as president before Obama =-O

  • Obama: Dubya 2 Electric Boogaloo

    Pyschiotic serial killers are always more entertaining that Mohammad Obama. I’d rather have Frank as president before Obama

    “It’s magic time!”  =-O

  • EllenD
  • greenlantern

    AT, you are on a roll tonite! Love it!

  • creeper

    So did mine!

    I thought it was a little bloodthirsty at first but the cast and writing hooked me.

  • EllenD

    I miss George and Laura’s furniture!

  • EllenD

    lol Candy!

  • Jackie’s Lobotomist

    I can’t stand to watch that bloviating toxic noxious gasbag. But surely the comments here have much more value and are entertaining to boot! 8-)

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    So what did you do with Jackie’s frontal lobe?

  • Onofre’s arm

    It’s on display at the Museum of Wretched Oddities………….under a high powered microscope.

  • Babs

    In a few years our school children will have to have two books for studying American history, one for all the years since the pilgrims first landed at Plymouth Rock, and one for all the Obama “historic” moments.

  • greenlantern

    Stone cold eyes.

  • EllenD

    Anyone know what that green furry thing that looks like a giant caterpillar is on the mantel in the Oval office?

  • Hope

    Did you notice he hair is much dark than a day ago he has time to do his hair but no time for the ecomony

  • Docelder

    History has been revised. It has all been pulled out of it’s proper and historical time reference and placed in our modern politically correct time reference and judged not by relevant historical standards but today’s politically correct standards. So, when the pilgrims came to settle in America… they are no longer brave people who sailed the ocean in the 1600′s before it was safe to do so and who left everything to settle in a land full of natives who understood nothing of the old world… no by today’s politically correct standards they were just conquerors who stole from the friendly natives just because they were nomads and had no concept of land ownership. Let’s just lift those people out of the 1600′s and judge them by today’s liberal politically correct standards. It’s bullshit is what it is. Pure bullshit.

  • Onofre’s arm

    Ellen, is this one of those few occasions when I should be thankful that I’m color blind?

  • EllenD

    Oh. Sorry. Just saw the Bush oval office – the caterpillar apparently lives there. Hope he enjoys the new 1970s motel look.

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    I’ll tell you when I want to hear FFA run her mouth again…the day they’re moving out of Big White…all bitter, clutching her Koran and all.

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    She leans down low over the table so she won’t miss a drop.  There’s so much wrong with these two I wish I could fee sorry or pity or something for them.  But they are too dangerous for the country in their stupidity.

  • csuzeq

    Maybe he was keeping his hands clasped to keep from flipping us all the finger!  You know he wanted to.  This is not as fun as a vacation!

  • csuzeq

    oops!  Didn’t read your comment before reaching a similar conclusion, oowawa!

  • FranSC

    MySite, you failed to list one of the biggest coming outlays of all:  the union pension funds that the American taxpayers are going to be paying to bail out the hedge funds who have or will not be able to follow through with their promises to union retirees.

    That will be more than many of us can stand, especially when our own retirement funds have a lot to be desired. 

  • FranSC

    PortiaElizabeth, hilarious!  Watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion has got to be the ultimate bottom-of-the-barrel insult for not watching Thee One. 

    I did something really exciting while the king of speechmaking was on- grocery shopping. 

    He sure looked haggard in the clips forced upon me.  Can’t decide if it is from his exhausting day of going to TX to see hand-picked returning troops or if the sh*t rolling down hill on him is finally sinking in his thick skull.  

  • FranSC

    getfitnow – I disagree.  I wish he had made the Fraudian slip - God Damn America.  Then we could be sure to get rid of this incompetent sooner rather than later.  

  • FranSC

    Ferd – funny that you say he has dead eyes.  O’Reilly was carrying on about his folded hands – and kept hallerin’ out, “He’s dead.  He’s dead!”

  • getfitnow

    Grecian Formula?

  • getfitnow

    weird sss sounds.
    *********************
    Maybe he wears dentures. If they don’t fit snugly, it causes that sound. =-X

  • getfitnow

    I don’t support either war, but the troops love W. How wonderful for those returning home to be greeted by the first couple–no fanfare, just genuine love, respect and concern. I read yesterday, that the photos that are showing them are taken by private individuals. Laura and W requested msm NOT to be there.

  • getfitnow

    I miss Jimmy Carter’s sweater. :)

  • getfitnow

    Recovery Summer! Another thing that’s a figment of his imagination.

  • getfitnow

    He’ll be back. all these tools return. Even Carville–after his roaring statement about the oil diaster. Somebody must have spanked him ’cause he softened it a few days later.

  • arabella trefoil

    Joseph Wambaugh (in his cop books) always used the expression “‘We’ is a French word.” (“  ‘Oui’ is a French word.”) He used this sentence when disgruntled cops were told by their bosses that “We have to solve this crime right away etc.” In other words “We” coming from a superior meant “You.”

    I always found this funny. I guess if you have to explain a joke in this much detail, it loses something, Only a Wambaugh fan understands the depth and profound meaning of “Oui is a French word.”

  • arabella trefoil

    From Quint’s speech about the sinking of the Indianapolis:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/quotes

    “shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the shark go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces”

  • arabella trefoil

    David Gergen: “Perplexing speech”. 

    Ah, shaddup, David Gergen, you coelocanth.

  • arabella trefoil

    I love Criminal Minds! I just discovered it when it went into extensive reruns on A&E. Yet, in the spirit of sacrifice I gave up watching Criminal Minds to watch Obama’s speech.

  • arabella trefoil

    Superglue.

  • Breeze

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    Barack the neocon  
       
    New York Post,  
    by John Podhoretz     
     
    Original Article  
     
    9/1/2010  
     
    Last night, President Obama did something amazing. He delivered — dare I say it? — a rather neoconservative speech, in the sense that neoconservatism has argued for aggressive American involvement in the world both for the world’s sake and for the sake of extending American freedoms in order to enhance and preserve American security. Perhaps Obama did not even realize it, but when he said that “as the leader of the free world, America will do more than just defeat on the battlefield those who offer hatred and destruction — we will also lead….

  • arabella trefoil

    First Valet and Man Servant, Reggie Love:

    “Oh, baby look what I picked out for your speech! This suit is just so fun! It’s coordinated with the carpet, and the red tie adds the accent. But see, the tie’s not really red, it’s kind of scarlet. I took the ties out to the street to see them in sunlight, cause the lighting in the store was just impossible.

    Your a good lookin’ guy and I want to see you step it up with the colors, baby. Too bad they won’t see your hand-made Italian shoes cuz you’ll be sitting at a desk.”

  • arabella trefoil

    Reggie Love and Michelle fight all the time, butt you didn’t hear it from me. Reggie, if he looks at women at all, likes them to look like hangers, the better to show off the clothes.

    Michelle found out that Reggie sent in an audition tape to “Project Runway” and she went nuts! That’s why she’s eating up a storm. It’s the reverse of getting into shape for an athletic event by getting into shape. Her idea is to get as big and fat as possible so she can literally crush her enemies.

    (disclaimer: the above is totally made up.)

  • Breeze

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    A Tiny Treasury of Responses
    to Obama’s Address on Iraq

     
    New York Observer,
    by Steve Huff   

    Original Article

    9/1/2010

    President Barack Obama’s 2nd Oval Office address tonight was about the end of the war in Iraq. Naturally, there were mixed reactions to the President’s nearly-20 minute speech, which gave a polite nod to former president George W. Bush but avoided any Bush-like “mission accomplished!” notes of triumph. Here are some of the responses to the President’s words—there are few surprises: The Wall Street Journal called the speech an example of “Oval Office Ambivalence” and editorialized: “But to our mind-and we suspect to the foreign ear-he also focused too much on the ‘huge price’ and burdens of the last seven years….

  • Diana L. C. Hazelut Nut Thin Cracker

    Got some good chuckles from this thread–I guess Ozero’s speech was good for that.  Couldn’t bring myself to watch a second of it.

    And, thanks, Onofre’s arm, I’ve learned two good geology terms this week–my sig other has his MA in geology and worked for EPA–”lithifying” and “eutrophication.”  I’m pretty sure that some how–as your term did so nicely–we could also apply “eutrophication” to Ozero’s speech.

  • Breeze

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    Iraq Through the Looking Glass
     
    National Review Online,
    by Victor Davis Hanson   

    Original Article

    9/1/2010 

    Most Americans will support President Obama’s call for patience in Afghanistan and his policy of continuing the long-planned drawdown in Iraq. But there was something bizarre about his entire Iraq speech — it was as if it were being delivered by an exhausted Obama factotum, rather than the animate Obama of old. So we got a flat Iraq / flat Afghanistan / flat hope-and-change recession address. It almost seemed a chore. Perhaps Obama’s ennui arises from the impossibility of squaring his circle. How could an erstwhile fierce critic of Iraq — as well as his diplomatic team….

  • Required Reading

    Darn it! Why is it that when I find the full article via google and then post the link, only a synopsis comes up with the annoying tag line that “you have to subscribe to get the full article”??? Sorry….

  • getfitnow

    Compare and contrast:

    Gulf War vet, bronze star recipient, Yale law grad with masters in economics, youngest federal magistrate judge in state’s history, against RINO appointed to seat by her father. Tough call.

  • creeper

    The eyes got me, too, when I looked at the stills.  Utterly dead.  He looked like a zombie.

  • bamaLV

    did anyone get mathews or olbermanns take on this? (i cant bear to actually watch any of them, including BO.)   did they get tingles up their legs and declare it his best speech EVAH??  by the smartest man EVAH?     btw..i wish they’d stop referring to him as a “law proffessor” he was only a law LECTURER but of course he has never corrected them.

  • Breeze

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    Obama Has Learned Nothing
    About Being Commander in Chief

     
    Big Peace,
    by Jim Hanson   

    Original Article

    9/1/2010

    President Obama’s biggest problem as Commander in Chief is that he is not a leader. He is detached from the troops who fight our wars and they will never feel about him the way they did about George W. Bush. He is uninspiring and it is obvious that he considers the fight against Islamic extremists to be a distraction from his true mission, fundamentally transforming and rescuing America from its failed past. There was not a single moment in his speech where he spoke to the troops about their mission. He spoke about them in reverent tones….

  • bamaLV

    maybe its time someone super glued his mouth.

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