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The Ultimate Diet Plan

Move aside Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Meridia, Alli and all those other products and services that add up to a multibillion dollar industry.

The science is apparently in!

The “magic bullet” for shedding those ugly extra pounds has finally been discovered. But, is it expensive? Does it require a prescription? Are all those pesky (and sometimes serious) side effects worth it?

No, it’s free! It’s already in your house! There are no side effects!

Just drink 16 ounces of water before each meal and the pounds will fall away. No, I am not kidding, and I didn’t get this information from a blaring headline in a rack by the market checkout counter.

Science Daily, a publication of the National Association for the Advancement of Science, reports on a clinical trial that had remarkable results.

Scientists report results of a new clinical trial confirming that just two 8-ounce glasses of the stuff, taken before meals, enables people to shed pounds. The weight-loss elixir, they told the 240th National Meeting of the American Chemical Society (ACS), is ordinary water.

“We are presenting results of the first randomized controlled intervention trial demonstrating that increased water consumption is an effective weight loss strategy,” said Brenda Davy, Ph.D., senior author on the study. “We found in earlier studies that middle aged and older people who drank two cups of water right before eating a meal ate between 75 and 90 fewer calories during that meal. In this recent study, we found that over the course of 12 weeks, dieters who drank water before meals, three times per day, lost about 5 pounds more than dieters who did not increase their water intake.”

The suspected reason is also simple—water fills up the stomach cavity with something that has no calories, thus curbing the appetite. And, we need water to survive (but not too much though), so this weight control method is also life sustaining.

A win-win all around. Yes?

Well, not exactly. The manufacturers of all of those programs, elixirs, and drugs that make us feel unsightly unless we’re shaped like a Q-tip may be out of luck if the word gets out. You can bet they are already conducting their own studies to try to prove that the water diet doesn’t work. (Either that, or they will put water in a cute little bottle with a fancy name and charge ten bucks for it.)

(h/t to Dr. Ken for sharing the article with me.)

  • EllenD

    Thanks, Pat!  Any help is appreciated!!!

  • don x

    Maybe that is why some people swear by the “watermelon diet”. Mostly water but with lots of nutrients.

  • creeper

    Having finally shed the extra sixty-five pounds I was carrying, I can tell you the secret to losing weight.

    Quit eating!

  • Janis

    Honestly, a lot of very overweight people don’t eat because they’re hungry.  They eat because of every other reason on Earth.  They’re bored, they’re tired, they’re happy, they’re sad, it’s raining out …  Hunger has very little to do with overeating.

  • betty

    I’m gonna try it.

  • Pat Racimora

    An update–As I predicted in my last paragraph.  Minutes ago I recieved in my spam file an add for the “Coffee Diet.”  If I buy this “special (and expensive) coffee” and drink two full cups bnefore every meal, I will lose weight.  Research proven!

    Ha–what did I tell you?

  • tango

    But I like to eat.

    I see another sure fire way to loose weight.  Become President.  It’s working for Obama quite well.

  • susiepuma-still a crazy cracker

    That weight loss might also be attributed to his continued use of cocaine…………………. just sayin’

  • oowawa

    A common reason for people to eat: they’re nervous and uptight.

    Pat, thanks very much for this story.  I’m going to try it!

  • wodie j crackerdawg

    congratulations!

    Water does make a difference along w a nutritous diet and exercise.  It can be a walk with your dog or a walk through the grocery store.  Everything counts.  Eat alot of small meals instead of 3 big ones.  Things w alot of protein hold your appetite longer. Look for the calories from fat.  Should not be more than 50% of total calories and dont’ eat after 7. 

  • PssttCmere

    Yeah…..he is losing weight and “lardass” michevil is finding it….lol

    Being the WH occupier also seems to speed the graying of hair too!!

    If only the Congress was suffering from bulemia and it would purge all the unsavory characters that have helped bring America to her knees!!

    “Say What You Will…It Feels So Good”

    http://www.saywhatyouwill.proboards.com

  • jbjd

    Pat, that’s so funny; I saw the sparkling water and the trail of… well, I thought this was your tongue in cheek way of drawing bubbles to represent an oil slick cum shrimp net or something.  I thought you were going to say, ‘Eat the fish polluted by the oil spill in the Gulf!

  • whoframedrudy

    On the flip side, the makers of high fructose corn syrup has asked the FDA for permission to change its name to Vitamin H so we’ll consume twice as much.

  • carol haka, Matzo

    Are you the Janis that’s son’s in the Military?

    :)

  • carol haka, Matzo

    This just in.  And, it’s enough to make you sick so that you can’t eat:  Murkowsky is going to run as a “write-in”.

    Can’t these people take a hint?

    Go home Crist, Go home Murkowski, Go home the rest of you fake candidates!

    >:o

  • carol haka, Matzo

    O’Donnell has now raised over $1.5 million.  I guess people love “stupid”!

    :*

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    Sometimes they eat when they are actually thirsty.  Lots of water also makes your skin look great.

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    Her ego just can’t accept that Sarah backed Miller and he won!  Hey, Lisa try relating through your essense instead of your ego…

  • Annie Soda Cracker

    BTW, while drinking the water, go to today’s MOTUS post and watch the collage vid of the #1 reason the First Fat Ass lives in hell being FLINO.  This is an excellent complement and diet aide to losing 10 lbs.

  • abbie

    Also Fit for Life (a popular book from the 80′s) recommends eating only fresh fruit in the morning up until noon.  The fruit digests quickly on an empty stomach to give you energy (unlike a big breakfast with animal protein which takes a lot of effort to digest so saps your energy), and you benefit from the high water content of the foods.  Have been trying that and it’s a delicious, clean way to eat by adding more healthy, whole foods to your daily diet.

  • getfitnow

    Most people don’t drink enough water, which causes the body to hold more water. The more you drink, the more you lose–water weight, that is.

    That little principle also holds true for food. A too-low calorie diet will signal the body to conserve energy at a certain point, and weight loss becomes more difficult.

    Our bodies are very efficient in trying to protect themselves in response to our abuse.

  • Deapthrowt

    And think of all the extra calories burned up running to the bathroom after downing 16 ounces of extra water.

  • twistedfister13f

    Yes but he still has fat head.

  • Marvin

    Love the article, Pat!

    More like these, please! ;)

  • Tricia

    LOL!

  • hot librarian

    I just spent 18 weeks hiking with a 30ib pack & lost 18lbs. 

    Nw im trying to get a few back to get my best measurement. 

    Hiking does it & gives great legs.

  • sherley

    I definitely agree with you article,

    drink plain water is good for health, as well as losing body weight.

    I have a blog title how to diet healthy.
    should there is a useful tips on there.

    http://www.how-to-diet.org :*

  • kenoshamarge

    I am one who swears by eating watermelon. It is very filling and as you say, mostly water. Also satisfys the need to munch. I also reccomend pineapple. Works nearly as well and I can get the canned in juice kind year around.

  • kenoshamarge

    Having recently lost 50 pounds and having about 25 to go I recommend eating less, exercising more and finding a support group. I went to that old standby, Weight Watchers and it’s working for me. Met a lot of nice people who have the same problem that I have, i.e. like to eat too much of the wrong things.

    I don’t know about drinking water, but eating a lot of fruit is definitely beneficial. Good for you too!

    I am also a vegetarian so a lot of the foods I eat are filling without having any fat in them.

  • creeper

    “A common reason for people to eat: they’re nervous and uptight.”

    It’s a wonder we’re not all fat as pigs.

  • Janis

    Nope, no kids.  If my son’s in the military, both the son and his career choice are news to me.  :)

  • Marvin

    Fantastic piece, Pat! 

    Please keep these coming! :)

  • Rich

    I have a problem with this story.  First of all the research did not cover years of this diet.  Also, as we know  the more we consume over time, the more the body adjust to that amount of consumption so that what once may have filled one up to the max, no longer does and a new higher bar is set.  Even if not one would have to maintain this program for a life time or the body would require more food to replace the water intake.
    On another note we are running low on water so if everyone did this then what?  Then there is the issue that if people are going hungry, instead of let them eat cake, is it going to be let them drink water? 

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