Al Qaeda’s Operation HEMORRHOIDS–A Pain in the Ass for Them
By Larry Johnson on November 27, 2010 at 8:49 PM in Current Affairs
The folks claiming to be part of Al Qaeda who are currently trying to stir things up in Yemen (known in the West as Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula aka AQAP) may not know how to build an effective bomb but they put out a hell of a magazine. Inspire, vol 3, is the work of a graphically gifted jihadi hiding somewhere in the deserts of Yemen. Much of the current issue is devoted to what AQAP calls OPERATION HEMORRHAGE. But if you look at what was actually not accomplished in the failed bombings, you come to the conclusion that this was more akin to a giant Hemorrhoid. Just to show you how desperate these clowns are, they quoted yours truly as part of its pathetic effort to persuade the world that they are a terrorist force to be reckoned with.
Here’s a synopsis of the one of the key articles (thanks to Bukisa):
‘THE OBJECTIVES OF OPERATION HEMORRHAGE’ written by the ‘HEAD OF FOREIGN OPERATIONS’, as the title would suggest, discusses the aims of OH. The author says that air freight is a multi-billion dollar industry and AQAP’s aim through OH was ‘not to cause maximum casualties but to cause maximum losses to the American economy’. This, he continues, is why the group targeted FedEx and UPS specifically. He goes on to describe the downing of the UPS plane in Dubai [mentioned above] as a practice run for OH, and that if it were not for an intelligence tip-off, both explosive devices would have detonated. He also says that AQAP has developed its bomb-making capabilities to the point where its bombs can ‘pass through the most stringent and up-to-date security equipment’. He adds that the parcel bombs were addressed to synagogues in Chicago, ‘Obama’s city’, and that one of the synagogues was a ‘Gay and Lesbian synagogue’ [sic]. He finishes, saying: ‘We were very optimistic about the outcome of this operation, that is why we dropped into one of the boxes a novel titled, Great Expectations.’ The article also includes images of the parcels and their contents [including the novel] before they were dispatched.
Are we sure these guys are not part of Obama’s campaign team? Declaring victory in the midst of defeat is something they seem to share with David Axelrod and other top tier Obama advisors. So let me make a few comments to these AQAP nitwits:
News flash you raghead motherfuckers–THE BOMB DIDN’T GO OFF!! Hell, you clowns could barely torch Abdulmutallab’s balls last December. You wanted to cause maximum damage to the American economy? Don’t you get it? You actually have to do something before the U.S. Government will give a rats ass about you and your boasts. If you are going to quote me in your piece of shit magazine than at least take time to get a translation and understand my point:
If you guys had an ounce of competence you could down at least one plane a day. No problem if you knew what you were doing. We don’t have an effective security in place overseas. But thank God you are incompetent. You mistake enthusiasm for capability. Just because you are popping wood and frenzied about going to see Allah, it does not equate with actually knowing how to construct a bomb that will explode where and when you want it to.
Let there be no mistake, the so-called AQAP wants to do us harm and wants to kill Americans. But they are stuck in Yemen and have been penetrated by Saudi intelligence. They are being killed on a regular basis by Predator strikes. And that will continue to be the case. If they spent more time studying the art of explosives and less time watching Larry King Live and recording my comments we might have a real problem on our hand.
Instead, we are facing the not ready for prime time Jihad. The latest example was the arrest last night of some stupid ass Somali American traitor. I personally hope we deport his whole fucking family. If they can’t do a better job of raising their idiot son to love and appreciate this country then yes, they should go back to where they came from. Reuters reports:
A Somali-born teenager was arrested on Friday for attempting to detonate what he thought was a car bomb at a Christmas Tree lighting ceremony in Oregon, officials said.
Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, was charged with attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction in connection with an alleged plot to bomb the annual event in downtown Portland, the Justice Department said late on Friday.
The bomb was a fake and had been provided to Mohamud as part of a long-term sting by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, federal officials said in a statement.
Officials said Mohamud, a naturalized U.S. citizen and student at Oregon State University, had been in contact with an unnamed individual believed to be in northwest Pakistan and involved in terrorist activities.
A couple of points worth noting. Mohamud was too stupid to even understand that he didn’t have a real bomb. Hell, he didn’t even build the device. Yes, it was an FBI sting, and good on them. This story illustrates that the Bureau is doing a good job of tracking down potential threats and dealing with them before the aspiring terrorist can hurt someone.
I realize that many 19 year old guys spend too much time thinking with their dicks and ignoring their brains. Old Mohamud in Portland had a lot of sexual frustration and displaced anger. He also apparently had shit for brains. Good for him. Convict him, lock his ass up and throw away the key. Oh, and by the way, we stopped terrorism using law enforcement tactics and didn’t need to ring up Delta Force. Imagine that.
by Ronald Scott
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