Wiki Hysteria
By Larry Johnson on November 28, 2010 at 2:13 PM in Current Affairs
Oh MY GOD!! Julian Assange has leaked thousands State Department cables and our world is going to end. Jesus SAVE US!! The world might be subjected to an actual moment of candor from a U.S. diplomat serving in Kazakstan. Oh the humanity.
If you have been trapped in a Chilean mine or otherwise occupied doing something meaningful you probably are out of the loop. NY Times has just published a news summary of this “AMAZING” data dump:
A cache of a quarter-million confidential American diplomatic cables, most of them from the past three years, provides an unprecedented look at backroom bargaining by embassies around the world, brutally candid views of foreign leaders and frank assessments of nuclear and terrorist threats.
Some of the cables, made available to The New York Times and several other news organizations, were written as recently as late February, revealing the Obama administration’s exchanges over crises and conflicts. The material was originally obtained by WikiLeaks, an organization devoted to revealing secret documents. WikiLeaks intends to make the archive public on its Web site in batches, beginning Sunday.
The anticipated disclosure of the cables is already sending shudders through the diplomatic establishment, and could conceivably strain relations with some countries, influencing international affairs in ways that are impossible to predict.
Sorry, but this is ridiculous.
As someone who drafted more than 1000 cables during my tenure at State, the notion that this leak is going to shake up US policy or damage our relations overseas is wishful thinking. The ones really jazzed about this are the media. Once again they are reacting like 13 year old boys getting their first taste of pornography only they are being shown pictures of Hooter’s waitresses.
If we are lucky we will find a 100 cables out of the more than 250,000 that will tell some uncomfortable but necessary truths. I encourage all of you to read through the cables posted. You will find mind numbing prose, banal details of largely meaningless meetings and a style of writing that is akin to Kabuki theater.
I am more worried by the apparent surprise express by the New York Times over the so-called “revelations” from the stash of cables:
Among their revelations, to be detailed in The Times in coming days:
A dangerous standoff with Pakistan over nuclear fuel: Since 2007, the United States has mounted a highly secret effort, so far unsuccessful, to remove from a Pakistani research reactor highly enriched uranium that American officials fear could be diverted for use in an illicit nuclear device. . . .
Gaming out an eventual collapse of North Korea: American and South Korean officials have discussed the prospects for a unified Korea, should the North’s economic troubles and political transition lead the state to implode. . . .
Bargaining to empty the Guantánamo Bay prison: When American diplomats pressed other countries to resettle detainees, they became reluctant players in a State Department version of “Let’s Make a Deal.” . . .
Suspicions of corruption in the Afghan government: . . .
A global computer hacking effort: . . .
Mixed records against terrorism: . . .
So basically, the State Department diplomats are reporting on matters that the press also is covering and our national security is at risk because we suspect members of the Afghan government are corrupt? Jesus, what next? Are you also going to make the shocking discovery that your parents had sex and you were conceived?
I suppose this is a nice distraction from the genuine worry that a war of terrible consequences will break out in Korea. But why worry about that when we can fret over Ambassador Snerdley’s candid observation that some third world tyrant is a corrupt asshole.

















