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Margaret Carlson Still Hearts Fred Thompson [UPDATED WITH PHOTO]

[UPDATED WITH PHOTO BELOW -- Don't miss it!] Back in 2000, Atrios reminded us last week, it was rumored that then Time columnist Margaret Carlson dated Sen. Fred Thompson. In fact, Sen. Thompson’s VP chances were hurt by his liaison with the “too liberal” Ms. Carlson. (And that, kids, is one reason the Shrub selected Dick Cheney, and the rest is history …)

It was also rumored at the time that Sen. Thompson was “simultaneously involved with another woman.” But that didn’t stop Margaret Carlson, now a Bloomberg columnist, from gushing about her old heartthrob on Hardball with Chris Matthews yesterday:

CARLSON: He does look like the dad. He has everything that Pat says. He‘s handsome, he‘s charming, he sounds like a president, he looks like a president, but Pat says he might not have the fire in the belly. That could help him, not having the hunger, not being willing to do anything could help him. [...]

CARLSON: The theme song of Republicans should be “Some Day My Prince Will Come,” and they‘re waiting and they‘re hoping. And so Fred Thompson is not late at all. His moment is here.


It gets better:

CARLSON: The theme song of Republicans should be “Some Day My Prince Will Come,” and they‘re waiting and they‘re hoping. And so Fred Thompson is not late at all. His moment is here.

MATTHEWS: Some day he will come along. Do you think he‘s coming now?

CARLSON: I think he‘s coming soon.

Good gracious, Margaret!

Both Matthews and Pat Buchanan have the hots for Fred too:

MATTHEWS: I notice it used to be you had to look like an anchorman to get the presidency. You needed to have a big thick head of hair. And he and Giuliani and McCain -

BUCHANAN: He looks like a big truck driver.

MATTHEWS: With a semi behind him.

BUCHANAN: Looks like a teamster, sure, a southern guy, a teamster. He‘s in from Tennessee. He‘s perfectly positioned, I think, but the question is, does he get in and is he really ready to do battle? Iowa, those things are very hard to do, Chris.

MATTHEWS: OK, you put him up against Hillary in the general election, who wins?

BUCHANAN: He wins.

CARLSON: Agreed.

MATTHEWS: Margaret Carlson? This is treason! Margaret, the sisterhood‘s at stake here. You said it so quick.

So much for being too liberal, eh Maggie?

And it’s entirely irrelevant that she once dated Thompson. That couldn’t possibly affect her judgment, could it.

As Jim Marcinkowski says below, there ain’t no cure for stupid. Especially in ga-ga love stupid.

The full transcript.

OF COURSE, we here know that Fred Thompson HEARTS Scooter Libby: “Self-described friend of I. Lewis (“Scooter”) Libby, Jr, Thomson lent moral and financial support to Libby while on trial for his role in the Plame affair, serving on the advisory board of Libby’s defense fund that had taken in 3.5 million USD as of February 9, 2007.”

That, of course, endears Thompson to the hardcore neo-cons in D.C. Just the kind of affiliation we desire in our next president.

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Agathena just sent me this photo of Thompson and his wife, er trophy wife. Agathena presumes that, this year, Fred’s wife will be wearing a crew neck:

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  • http://profile.typekey.com/MarshaWalsh/ Agathena2

    From TPM this am:
    March 30, 2007 — 10:15 AM EST // link)

    Your media. Behold the wit and wisdom of columnist Margaret Carlson on Bill Clinton:

    “Only Hillary thinks he has changed his ways.”

    Update: Don’t miss the exchange on video, where the buffoonery really shines.


    From the Horse’s Mouth
    Okay, we have a winner! Today’s Peter Pan Press Award — which our panel of judges awards periodically to outstanding examples of childish, inane, we’ll-never-grow-up political coverage or analysis — goes to…

    Margaret Carlson!

    CARLSON: Some people are polling two things in their mind at the same time, which is he`s [Clinton] still the same person, but it`s not going to hurt him.

  • Chris Vosburg

    Fred Grandy, Ben Jones, Fred Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan…

    It’s always been amusing to me that republicans deride Hollywood– by which they mean the entertainment industry– as ground zero of all that’s wrong with the world, but never, ever, pass up a chance to vote one of its denizens into office.

  • http://noquarter.typepad.com SusanUnPC

    Just added an item I’d forgotten to put in: That Thompson serves on the advisory board for Scooter Libby’s defense fund and has given BIG BUCKS to Scooter.

  • http://noquarter.typepad.com SusanUnPC

    And this from Wikipedia:

    [James] Dobson – now the most politically powerful figure in the U.S. Christian right movement – said in a phone call to Dan Gilgoff, senior editor at U.S. News & World Report. “[But] I don’t think he’s a Christian. At least that’s my impression.” [2] Thompson’s spokesperson Mark Corallo replied that “Thompson is indeed a Christian,” and that “He was baptized into the Church of Christ.” [3]

    Whew.

    Uh … he was baptized when? When he was a few months old? But that counts?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Thompson

    – which also describes his young blonde wife and their two toddlers

  • Chris Vosburg

    Agathena2 writes: “Today’s Peter Pan Press Award — which our panel of judges awards periodically to outstanding examples of childish, inane, we’ll-never-grow-up political coverage or analysis — goes to…Margaret Carlson!”

    Hee hee, did you post this aware of the fact that Margaret Carlson’s book is titled “Anyone Can Grow Up”?

  • oldtree

    I always thought that this person was just the afterthought of Charles Schultz’s character that tortured Charley Brown. She is apparently grown up now, but seems not to have progressed beyond puberty.

  • Mart

    Wolcott still has me chuckling with a recent (3/14) post referring to some interview Thompson gave this way: “God what a grumpy old dog farting on the front porch he was yesterday” and
    “Put his gruff ego on the debate stage and the energy level will drop five octaves and take everybody else down with it.” and ended with: “I hope he runs, in no small part because it’ll get him off Law & Order and we won’t have to listen to his gravy-soaked homilies another season more.

  • http://www.littlethomsblog.blogspot.com Thom

    Larry

    Off topic here, but regarding your post on McChrystal the other day, have you seen today’s news?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070330/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire

    It’s ugly.

    “In a memo sent to a four-star general a week after Tillman’s April 22, 2004, death, then-Maj. Gen. Stanley McChrystal warned that it was “highly possible” the Army Ranger was killed by friendly fire. McChrystal made it clear his warning should be conveyed to the president.

    ‘I felt that it was essential that you received this information as soon as we detected it in order to preclude any unknowing statements by our country’s leaders which might cause public embarrassment if the circumstances of Cpl. Tillman’s death become public,’ McChrystal wrote on April 29, 2004, to Gen. John Abizaid, head of Central Command.”

    I don’t care what good work he’s done, that piece of shit needs to go to prison. Abizaid too.

  • Chris Vosburg

    Mart writes: “Wolcott still has me chuckling with a recent (3/14) post referring to some interview Thompson gave this way: ‘God what a grumpy old dog farting on the front porch he was yesterday’…”

    Very funny guy, Wolcott.

    What may have been his best line ever was recently delivered in response to laggard author Jonah Goldberg’s blegging for tips on magic tricks with to impress his four-year-old daughter.

    Quoth Wolcott:

    “Maybe you could pull a completed manuscript out of your ass and watch those little eyes light up with wonder.”

  • Mart

    Yeah Chris, that’s a classic. I would bet Goldberg has had a manuscript ready for awhile, but every day that goes by that neocon shit stinks even worse – he’ll wait until were out of Iraq, rewrite the book and say he warned everyone.

    This Wolcott from 2/20/07 is pretty good as well:
    “Talking big is the only calisthenic exercise neoconservatives get apart from practicing their ‘Hail, Caesar!’ salutes, but to hear them tell it they’re the ones of trim purpose with vital essences coursing through their veins while the rest of us steep in our tepid, watery neo-Weimar malaise.”

    Every time I hear the phrase “vital essence” Dr. Strangelove pops into my head.

  • DeeLoralei

    As a Tennessean, I gotta say Thompson scares me less than let’s say Frist does.Thompson and Alexander always struck me as one of those good old fashioned Republicans from the late 70′s (read their 1976 Party Paper, they are seemingly normal middle of the road people). Thompson proved his chops during Watergate hearings, he of the famous “‘what did the President know and when did he know it?’”

    And Alexander was not a bad governor for TN. Long before NCLB, Alexander instigated a series of tests to find the best teachers. At one point and time, Alexander actually had very thoughtful reasons for his ideas… You never questioned his thought processes, no matter how much you questioned his end points.

    Now, he’s just a water-carrier and has lost all ability to discern any opposing ideas.

    And that is how Alexander has learned to drink the Kool-AID. Thompson also is drinking it, he is one of the main sponsors and contributors to the Scooter Libby fund….

    WTF, the DA in Law&Order thinks it’s ok to commit perjury and to out a CIA opperative?? The world twists on that axis…

    Thompson and Huckabee are the only repugs who can win the base.

    Huckabee is the only Repug who fits pre-1976 profile for president, and as far as I am concerned the best of their best. It’s not a pretty picture.

    And, I’d still vote for Thompson before those other front runners.

    All this is why I still keep my Republican Party membership.. I want to keep the most egregious candidates out of the debate. And I will not appologize for that.

  • mudkitty

    Think about it. They (the GOP) gots nobodys.

    Thompson…may be a hail mary pass that won’t work.

    Guliani – deluded.

    McCain – already dead in the water.

    Romney – will never get the 24% hard core religious right vote, due to sectarianism. Without that magic number, no republican can win.

    Hagel, another hail mary pass, this time an anti-war republican.

    Newtie – boy would I love to see this, and boy would it be rich, he’s got too many zipper problems for the right, and too many ethics problems for the moderates. Smart guy though. The best of their bunch.

    Now we’re left with Hucabee…too mushy, and Hunter…way too extreme and hawkish at a time when even the right is experiencing war fatigue.

    They got nuthin.

    We on the other hand, on the left, on the dem side, have an embarrassment of riches.

  • Mart

    Gingrich’s whole “great thinker” aura is hilarious – at bottom he’s the consummate bullshit artist. Take a look at some of his wisdom:

    “The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.” Compare that genius with this: “This is not one person doing one bad thing. You can’t have a corrupt lobbyist unless you have a corrupt member (of Congress) or a corrupt staff. … This was a team effort.” Make up your mind, Newt.
    And then we have Newt The Wise: “You have to give the press confrontations. When you give them confrontations, you get attention; when you get attention, you can educate.” Yes Newt, we received quite an education on blowjobs in the 90′s – and hypocrisy.
    And finally that chickenhawk classic: “Politics and war are remarkably similar situations.” Except for all the blood and killing and stuff.

  • mudkitty

    Like I said, Newt is the BEST they’ve got.

    They got nuthin.

    Painted themselves into a corner.

    Rope a dope.

  • Mart

    Your right mudkitty – it’s a sad state of affairs. I say we help them out and send Lieberman over to run for them.

  • GSD

    To paraphase the repellent Laura Ingraham. Mr. Thompson, shut-up and act.

    -GSD

  • mudkitty

    Let’s trade Hagle for Lieberman.

  • Fred C. Dobbs

    RE: Gingrich

    If you could buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what he THINKS he’s worth, you, too could be skiing in Gstaad and riding in a Gulfstream.

  • Chris Vosburg

    “BUCHANAN: He looks like a big truck driver.

    “MATTHEWS: With a semi behind him. ”

    This is a prince? Hail and well met, Brave Sir Geargrind the Sleep-Deprived…

  • http://profile.typekey.com/mpumpky/ PrchrLady

    yes, i agree with you mudkitty… hagel would be a fair exchange for lie beer man… neither one sits too good on my stomach, except that Hagel still has too many ghosts in his closet to my liking, considering his allegience in the past…

    MSM has been cowering to bushco seems like forever. no doubt in my mind that they have been bought lock stock, and barrel… I think back in the days soon following 911, where there was a meeting of the media at the WH, to discuss their ‘roles’ in the new world we face since that time… remember the schrub or chiney saying something about a ‘war of deception/war where media would play a new kind of role or something…’ sort of hush hush and all that, like was chiney’s energy task force meeting…

    this marg colsen thing sickens me and i can’t understand why she is still listened to by any of us… sort of the harriet miers of the pundits.

    OT. but thinking about the propaganda that is consistently spewed from the mouths of the right wing pundits, I did some checking on what FauxNews was up to… I found this great segment from the king of sheet, OLiely, trying to out talk a retired colonel… I want to share my misfortune of laughing so hard I wet my pants… Enjoy

    http://www.newshounds.us/2007/03/31/bill_oreilly_cuts_mic_of_us_colonel_ann_wright_as_she_defends_her_service_and_stance.php

  • kenoshaMarge

    Margaret Carlson needs to get new glasses or else get her bangs out from in front of her eyes so she can see. She also needs to grow up. Good grief, a grown woman having vapors over this rather repellent man is disgusting. Expect such fatuousness from Matthews, it’s all he’s got. Until Carlson’s hit on John Edwards and this prepubescent crap I though she had some chops. My bad.

  • mudkitty

    A truck driver would be a better president than W.

  • Mary

    gagg- me with two fingers down my throat

  • http://www.dangerblond.org dangerblond

    OMG – Fred Thompson’s wife has no feet.

  • Mart

    I think she’s a mermaid – & I didn’t realize Freddie’s legs were only 2 ft long – plus he apparently has no teeth, lol.

  • Thinker

    Love finds strange bed fellows. Is money always attracted to the greedy?

  • mudkitty

    Shoot, I forgot to add to the list, the oh so charismatic Sam Brownback? That modederate…not!

    They got nuthin!

  • TC

    That’s a lovely prize, um…wife, I mean. Oooh that dastardly librul media. When will white conservative males ever get their due? Man, they just get it so bad…..

  • http://www.elephantbiz.com/2007/04/the_daily_fred_april_3_2007.html ElephantBiz

    The Daily Fred, April 3, 2007

    Good morning! Its Tuesday, April 3, and this is The Daily Fred, your daily round-up ofof news, commentary and blog postingsaboutformer U.S. Sen. Fred Thompson and his possible presidential candidacy that is generating so much buz…

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