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the twelve days of the election… (sung to the tune of 12 days of christmas)

By American Girl in Italy on October 28, 2008 at 10:45 AM in Current Affairs

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  • http://www.theindependentview.com Matthew Weaver

    PERFECT!!!

  • lisa in va

    laughing my ass off!!!

    Someone needs to put this too music and youtube it.

  • barry bums a ciggie

    OMG, I kept on laughing harder and harder as I scroll down to the days. Too friggin’ hilarious. Nine losers leaping is just priceless!!!

    • MEchelle Hates America!

      My fav too! Sing on Sister! Let’s hope it’s a Merry Christmas for McCain/Palin.

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      I liked that one, too! ahahaah

  • Mollye

    Too funny! Sara, you always know what to say and how to say it!!!!!!!!

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      :OD

      I have to say this was my favorite post! It was very entertaining. hhaha

      • AnninCA

        It’s perfect. It makes the point. It hits the right tone.

        And it’s not at all nasty.

        Loved it.

  • DeaninMi

    LMFAO.

    Where, oh where, did you get the pic of Reid flipping people off?

    LMFAO.

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      google. too flippin’ funny, huh?

  • katmandu

    On the first day after the election the LA Times finally gave to me

    A copy of the video showing Ayers and Dohrn and Barack and Khalidi

    http://minx.cc/?post=276718

    • csuzeq

      I sent them this email under letters to the editor:

      To whom it may concern:

      It has been brought to my attention that the LA Times has a video tape of Barack Hussein Obama at an event with Rhashid Khalidi, Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorhn. this must be released immediately. I am a democrat! I want to have the complete knowledge and trust in who I vote for. If you are withholding information that the public should be allowed to have to judge for themselves if a candidate is worthy to hold the office of President and you refuse to release it and anything bad happens to this country, the LA Times should and will be held accountable! Make no mistake that many democrats have personally vetted their candidate due to the media’s lack of doing it. We are fully capable of banding together to file a class action lawsuit against the LA Times. Release this tape immediately! What does Obama have on you that you have to fear him? You should fear a class action lawsuit more because if McCain wins next week, Obama has no more power over you, however, millions of democrats who say no deal, still can file a lawsuit and would enjoy doing so!

      Angry voter

  • http://www.wewillnotbesilenced2008.com OBAMA IS A FRAUD

    AWESOME…ROFLMAO.

  • IronMan

    LMAO!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

  • justus949

    Brilliant, simply brilliant! Bravo!!!

  • IronMan

    Nine losers leaping, hahaha!!

    Great stuff!! :)

  • katmandu

    On the week before election the French president said to thee

    Obama’s Iran policy is immature and quite crazy . . .

    Actually, what Sarkozy said was that he views the Democratic candidate’s stance on Iran as ‘utterly immature’ and comprised of ‘formulations empty of all content.’”

    http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/10/sources-say-sar.html

    • barry bums a ciggie

      This is what I find absolutely frightening. If Israel even smells that Barry is not going to defend them in his presidency, they will take steps to defend themselves against Iran and that whole region will be like a tinderbox. The people that Barry hold in high regards in his life are all anti-Israel…I’m so friggin’ amazed that this doesn’t sound alarm bells with everyone.

      • http://JohnMcCain.com Galt, Master Thrall of Planet Triskelion

        I’m so friggin’ amazed that this doesn’t sound alarm bells with everyone.

        Just because the MSM ignores it does not mean millions of people ignore it. ;)

  • Tj
    • tek

      Yes, that what the New Dems are looking forward to, taking our money and our lives without opposition.

    • csuzeq

      someone should have that old dog euthanized!

    • postmaster

      I swear, Howard Dean is a total idiot.

  • NewHampster

    I love it but I was hoping to come back each day for the next one. I guess I can take them all at once, but I only have so many laughs left.

    I will spread this far and wide.

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      sorry! they are on my blog, one a day.

      • NewHampster

        They are great.

  • Lisabona

    The LA police said, that the Effigy of Sarah(hanging) is just a Halloween expression. What would be, if instead of Sara, would be Obama? this would be, JUST A HALLOWEEN” EXPRESSION???? ASK LA POLICE DEPARTMENT?

    • Midlife Mama

      Someone should hang one and find out what happens. That would be real reporting.

      • Pragmatist

        an excellent idea!

  • ladynite54

    This is so funny. Please make a You-tube video of this. It needs to go viral.

    After this election is over, We the People need to put our heads together and find a way to rewrite some of these laws that have protect Obama.

    He is a national security threat to our way of living. If We the people have to show at least 4 to 6 pieces of ID just to secure a drivers license, then why pray tell do we not have laws in place to require all candidates who are running for office to show these same or more forms of ID?

    We need to enact laws to set term limits on judges, mayors, senators, governors, and presidents. Judges should not be able to sit on the bench until they die, there should be two term limits for all of them.

    To have Judges, Senators and the like rule from the bench or congress for up teem years is not right, that is disasters waiting to happen they start getting greedy and will stoop to taking bribes or anything else.

    What the media, DNC, RBC, Nancy Pelosi, Howard Dean, Harry Reid, and the rest of the Brady Bunch did to these election this year, they should all be bought up on Treason charges.

    They have threaten our way of life by putting forward a candidate, who may or might not be a illegal alien, and they are protecting him to help him get into the White House.

    The Constitution was written By the People, Of the People, for the People. Well we the people have to find a way to never have another election like this ever happen again.

    We need to overhaul the Media, we need Journalists who are fair and balanced to all not just a chosen few, we need to do away with the Caucuses, the Super Delegates, we should have the primaries held all on the same day, just like the General.

    Super Delegates did not do their jobs which was to vote the way of their Constitutients. They have been around too long that is why they were able to be bribed.

    Can anyone add onto this. This needs to be done as soon as November 5th.

    We must take back our country from the greedy who only have their best interest at heart. We need to not have any newspapers endorse any candidate, as we will get slanted news in their candidate favor.

    All of the Sexist reporters need to be fired and take a course on women rights and issues before they are allowed to report again. We need to have laws in place to prosecute anybody who violates women rights just like there are laws against racism.

    Laws need to be in placed to guarantee women equal pay just like men. Because a lot of women are single parents and they need that money just to raise their children.
    COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS!
    WE WILL REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!
    PUMAS ROCKS!
    Say NO to Obama too much drama!
    Send the Zero back to Chicago or better yet straight to jail.

  • IronMan

    Doing halloween a bit different this year.

    I will put on a BO costume. When kids come to the house, I will take candy from the kids that I feel have too much. After wasting between 15-25% of what I take, I will then decide to redistribute the candy as I see fit. So what if Joey the lazy kid only goes to two houses while other kids work the whole neighborhood to earn more candy. He gets the same as everyone else. It was just because the man was keeping him down that he had less.

    • http://caffinequeen.wordpress.com/ caffinequeen

      Loved this post and I find myself singing it. My new favorite song. Think I’ll sing it everywhere!

      IronMan my husband is also dressing up as Obama for Halloween and then he says he will hold a press conference and announce that he is dropping out of the race! gotta love that!

      CQ

  • http://www.wewillnotbesilenced2008.com OBAMA IS A FRAUD

    Can someone help me here? I am not a PUMA (the DNC is just too nasty for me to even call myself a liberal) but I do know a ton of them and they are campaigning/voting for McCain. Why do people keep saying that PUMA is dead? Is this a BS way to try to demoralize PUMAs? I don’t get it. It seems to me that the PUMAs I know have NOT changed their position and would NEVER vote for OHitler. Am I missing something?

    • AnninCA

      Because some polls indicated that Obama has pulled in all but about 10% of registered Democrats, which indicates that many Hillary voters have opted for him.

      If you dig deeper, you see that white women are, however, 5 points ahead for McCain.

      I still am asking about the supposed 10 million raised for Hillary that her campaign never received.

      I never heard the end of that story, which bothers me.

    • AnnS

      PUMAs are alive and well all over the country, and they will make a difference in this election and after the election. It’s time to clean house starting with the corrupt dem party and obama’s thieves and minions. Go to the PUMA Action Center to see how you can help.

      http://www.pumapac.org/alerts.html

    • Janet in Texas

      I believe their blog is “on hold” while they are in the final days of campaigning for McCain — but they are out there and going strong.

  • Patrick Henry

    Well Done American Girl..!!

    The lay out is great…Good pictures..and Lyrics..Thanks for all that Hard work…definately funny…but Fitting too..

    Chow

  • AnninCA

    Omigosh…..so funny. I might just send this to my family members who are voting O. *BEG*

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ American Girl in Italy

      yes, send away! leave a comment on my blog, with your email, and i will email you the originals, if you want. (i won’t post your address)

      • AnninCA

        Thanks!

  • It’s me again

    So what exactly are you folks going to turn your energy to on November 5th?

    • Rah-Rah

      and that’s your business, why?

    • tek

      Wither celebrating McCain’s victory or getting rid of Obama in 2012! Replaced by the real winner, preferably, who is Hillary Rodham Clinton.

      I’ll tell you what you’re going to be doing on Nov. 6th if your weenie candidate wins: crying in your beer saying why didn’t I look at all those red flags? Should have paid attention to Molly Ivins and looked at the red flags.

    • AnninCA

      I volunteered to work the polls.

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      if obama manages to win, i will sit back with my big bowl of popcorn and wait for the media to turn on him. because, they will turn on him. All those stories they are holding will come out.

      they want to make money, and get ratings. their love will only last so long.

      • AnninCA

        I think, honestly, the irony is that the worst part about electing him is his economic plan.

        And I’m convinced that the Democrats simply do not have enough clear economic thinkers to offset that plan, so it’s liable to be passed.

        What people don’t want to hear….and I do understand, btw. I’m not nearly as tonedeaf as some about liberals…is that NAFTA wasn’t the problem, ever. That was a smart move. What was a dumb move was raising corporate taxes to the point where survival required moving to other countries to compete globally. THAT was dumb.

        Combine that fact with sheer personal greed promoted by the Bush administration, and that criticism I completely concur with Democrats on, you had the makings of this disaster set up.

        McCain “gets it.” There’s no mystery why Obama used the slogan, “McCain just doesn’t get it.” All year, I’ve paid attention. He uses Rovian tactics. Use the opponents strength as a weakness.

        This is one.

        The person with the best economic plan is absolutely John McCain.

        Frankly, I wish we’d fight out health care another day. I agree with Democrats on that one. I liked Hillary’s plan, but we could wait to stabilize, too, before embracing that. Right now, we could simply shore up the emergency services and make sure people stop having to go bankrupt, etc. John’s plan is good enough for that. It’s a good stop-gap plan and realistic for right now.

        The key issue is how to weather this economy. We have NOT A SINGLE growth industry. Zip. Nadda.

        Most of us think this is going to be our generation’s depression. Screw this idea that this is a recession. I’m seeing no opportunity for recovery, nevermind recovery.

        This is the big one.

        Obama’s plan is a disaster, given the real conditions.

    • La Compania Volante

      Re: Comment by It’s me again | 2008-10-28 11:46:11

      So what exactly are you folks going to turn your energy to on November 5th?

      Perhaps we’ll follow a certain fictional dramatic character’s advice regarding lawyers. Not that we should exact quite so draconian a punishment for their malfeasance in public office … I believe that petitioning to establish a national referendum to decree a decade-long moratorium on any lawyer holding any elected public office, from dog catcher to POTUs, should serve quite well. Reserving the right to reinstate that moratorium at any time, by simple majority vote, would also work for me.

      Or, perhaps we’ll follow another fictional dramatic character’s advice: “A riot is an ugly thing …”

      You?

  • Midlife Mama

    Celebrating John McCain’s victory and watching you Obots meltdown all over the net! I can’t wait!

  • Lurker

    American Girl In Italy

    OMG this is too, too funny!! :D Nine losers leaping. ROFLMAO!!!

    You did a great job!

    I’m sending your post to family and friends.

  • http://www.wewillnotbesilenced2008.com OBAMA IS A FRAUD

    Hey It’s Me Again…ROFLMAO…Well I personally will be sending champagne to the following losers and morons:

    Howard Dean
    Nancy Pelosi
    Donna Brazile
    Harry Reid

    I already emailed them to tell them to expect some fancy bubbly in thanks for their lies, deceit, cheating, violation of the Constitution, etc. in selecting OHitler and thinking America was so frigging stupid they would fall for it. Should I send your troll azz some too? You’re gonna need it.

  • Tj

    Cnn is going to show kids rapping for obama. looks like 7-10 year olds. I cannot find it on the web yet though.

  • Alley

    Ohh All of this is called F.E.A.R!!!!

    But Americans,will many times vote elect the wrong guys anyway…G.W. Bush will continue to be a big pain reminder especially if Mc Cain is elected…and if he drops dead the Sara will bring all of your down with her for sure.

    Btw he does have a normal American Birth Ceritificate and he is fully Christian…no matter where he went to church or who preached to him,the real Christ Jesus is the leader of him.
    See the link below to view his real Birth certificate…which America gave him as a child.
    http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

    The devil remains alive based on the fears of human beings…who forget he is real and on those who do not believe he trully exists.

    Leave out the F.E.A.R and choose the Right man who will really care about you the poor people and all his country.
    He will trully work for You not against YOU!

    A new Era of poltics has begun..a new Generation of great Leaders will Arise!

    America can only grow better now from the bottom up.
    God bless Mr OBAMA the great name which God gave him.

    To find out more about the real Barack OBAMA…see the following link.

    http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/splashsignup_welcome

    • AnninCA

      I think your fear of Sarah sort of defeats your entire post, doesn’t it?

      I mean, my gosh….she dared to wear something not purchased at Wall Mart, so she’s a hypocrite, right?

      LOL*

      The fear of Wall Mart by the far left is a complete crack-up.

    • torland077

      Alley,
      Are you for real!? You are writing this from Tehran, aren’t you? The bad english, the Saddam Hussein like flowery language…

      That was amazing.

  • debbief

    does anybody have a true count of how many of us pumas there are? i am getting nervous to about recent articles saying we are becomming irrelavent. big or small i am proud to be a puma.i will be voting for mccain….. i use to be a lifelong dem but switched to indie after the famous may meeting.

    • AnninCA

      Who cares? I don’t.

      IBD shows a huge swing to McCain by investors. Then you’ve got a strong Cuban coalition in FL. In PA, Joe the Plumber…he’s everyman. In Indiana, I think Joe the Plumber hits the mark. It’ll be tighter than it looks.

      In NH, I think the tax plan will give suburanites pause.

      This is the week people discard the platitudes.

      I personally think, just my 2 cents, that this is the week when everyone figures out what’s best for their pocketbooks.

      • debbief

        i am worried because i really fear obama may get it……pelosi,reid obama,dean and brazile scare the crap out of me. i remeber being angry about bush, but i am fearful of this possible administration.

        • AnninCA

          debbie…..this won’t comfort you one bit.

          Neither candidate is going to be able to spare the people from a serious, serious economic downturn.

          We’re all going to change.

          • debbief

            annwhat do you think is yet to come? i know we all had alot of paper money loss… god knows my 401ks took a hit. so i am curios to others opinions.

  • http://www.wewillnotbesilenced2008.com OBAMA IS A FRAUD

    Alley…take the troll nonsense and BO’s PHONY Birth Certificate to the Daily Kook. We know you’re in Gaza blogging in your basement in your underwear. How sad for you.

  • Lisabona

    I saw that FAKE birth certificate. Show the real one, or you didnt’ have time to fabricate one other close to the real BC.

  • http://N/A breeze

    ALLEY:

    “A new Era of poltics has begun..a new Generation of great Leaders will Arise!”

    NO, NO, Alley is not in Gaza.

    Alley is an ET, she fell out of the UFO that was
    supposed to land on October 14, 2008 to help the
    “Starchild”……

    Only, it did not make it, something to do with
    ‘averse vibes’ or some s–t like that…..

    GUYS, YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE THE STUFF THAT GOES ON
    ON THE UFO AND ‘NEW AGE’ blogs…..

    They all sound like Alley and Pelousi (“Obama is
    a gift from god….”)

    Maybe they’ll take him off to another world with them, after he loses.

  • Tricia Spiegel

    VERY FUNNY!!! Clever work.

  • ghost

    Someone who can sing, should make this a video, it would go viral.

    • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

      i wish i could do it. i suck at singing! but it would be hilarious, especially the counting backwords part. HA

    • NewHampster

      done without my voice that kills
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBuxfUijQs

  • http://www.nextgenerationcorp.com/nextgenblog/ AdrianS

    What do we know about Barack Hussein Obama?

    Obamalies or Lies Obama Tells
    http://www.nextgenerationcorp.com/NextGenBlog/?p=73

    The videos that will cause Barack Obama to lose the election.
    http://www.nextgenerationcorp.com/NextGenBlog/?p=68

    2008. The Year The ONE … Lost.

    Vote for and elect John McCain — Honesty, Integrity and a true Patriot.

  • Sarah
  • JudyR

    OMG, that made my day, no, make that WEEK!! Thank you so much for this wonderful, wonderful presentation. I’m so grateful to Larry for doing No Quarter because it has brought so many like minds together to commiserate in these dark times and bolster each others spirits.

  • Annie Oakley

    LOL, that’s great. Some of it probably isn’t suitable for children, like day 4, tooo scary. The ninth reminded me why I was so glad the day I reregistered as an Independent. But I really, really liked day 6. Our media does not deserve re-election. People complain about career politicians and call for term limits. I wish there were term limits for the media.

  • Alley

    Hahaha that all was very funny guys!
    Loved it all
    Thanks for the laughs!
    love you Americans for the comedy.:)
    Stay down to earth!

    STOP THE SMEARS AND FIGHT THE FEARS!!

    http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/splashsignup_welcome

    • DeaninMi

      I hear Gaza is nice this time of year.

      • http://rightandleft.wordpress.com Marissa

        LOL

  • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ American Girl in Italy

    I am so glad ya’ll liked it! I had a blast making it. And hats off to NewHampster | 2008-10-28 15:20:33

    for putting it to music!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBuxfUijQs

    (puts me in the mood for Christmas!)

  • Faith

    American Girl,
    Loved it. Now about Pelosi’s picture in the four party hacks, I simply can’t stop my brain from thinking “rabid chihuahua” whenever I see that picture of her.

  • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    sent, short and sweet.

    this puma still says NOBAMA

  • Shiloh

    mike is a bot troll. We are seeing many of these posts – an intro line pretending to be anti Obama following by a long pasted article intended to (I suppose) depress McCain supporters. Learn to recognize these and ignore them.

  • http://americanpumainitaly.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    The writer already replied to me, and said she is loving all the replies she is getting. I wanted her to know we were still here!

    (she was nice, so I hope people are polite. :O)

    People left all kinds of great comments on her story, about all PUMAs supporing McCain, etc.

    go PUMA!

  • tzada

    Not so short, bittersweet and sent. I hope one of you invite her to come read things, I forgot to.