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News That Sounds Like It’s From “The Onion,” But Isn’t

There have been a few items in the News recently that really do sound like they are straight from The Onion, but are, in fact, true. Chalk it up to the “truth is stranger than fiction” meme. Hopefully, this will provide a bit of a respite from our undeclared war on Libya, which cost us over $100 million just the first day in missiles alone, and Obama’s callous disregard for Congress, and the Constitution.

To make matters worse, as Jake Tapper reports, Obama informed the Congress via a letter that we had gone to war. Surprise! Separation of powers? What separation of powers? Read it here:

Amidst claims by members of Congress that they were insufficiently consulted, and ensuing White House pushback, President Obama Monday officially notified congressional leaders that at “approximately 3:00 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, on March 19, 2011, at my direction, U.S. military forces commenced operations to assist an international effort authorized by the United Nations (U.N.) Security Council and undertaken with the support of European allies and Arab partners, to prevent a humanitarian catastrophe and address the threat posed to international peace and security by the crisis in Libya.”

The notification was part of the president’s “efforts to keep the Congress fully informed, consistent with the War Powers Resolution,” but given complaints from both Democrats and Republicans in Congress, and the fact that the war started two days ago, it had the effect of a rather discomforting “While You Were Out…” note. [snip] (Click here to read the rest.)

Then there is the little problem of Obama turning over control of our military to a political coalition.

You can’t make this stuff up. Well, maybe if you worked at The Onion or Mad Magazine.

Holy moley.

So check this out. Remember back in the day when Obama was depicted as the Hope And Change Agent of the Universe? I know, I know, some are still caught up in that Kool Aide induced haze, but not everyone went so far as to change the 100+ year old name of a school. You may recall that a school in New Jersey did just that. Yes, Bangs Avenue Elementary decided to change its name to Barack Obama Elementary a year or so ago.

Guess what? That school is closing. Yep, turns out it will save the district a bunch of money to close it, and send the children to two other schools instead. At the end of this school year, the Barack Obama Elementary School will be no more. The building will keep Obama’s name, though, ans be used for other things (basketball? Golf? Parties?).

I have two quotes from this article I have to share with you. The first is from the Superintendent, Denise Lowe:

[snip] “Change is never easy, but the district is at a pivotal point where difficult decisions must be made,” Lowe said in a statement Thursday afternoon. “The consequences of idleness are far greater than the improvisation that is now necessary.” [snip]

And this one:

[snip] “We needed a change … we need to fix our school district,” said Nina Summerlin, the Parent-Teacher Organization president at both the Obama and Middle schools.[snip]

Oh, my. Now THAT is some “change we can believe in,” right? The irony, the irony.

Oh, want to hear another irony? Wanna guess how much money was being spent PER child in this district (Asbury Park)? About $36,000 per child. And as Michelle Malkin points out, what they get for this hefty price tag are the lowest test results that Education.com offers. Holy moley.

And now for another story you may have seen, but which bears repeating. That would be Senator Claire McCaskill, her plane, and the hundreds of thousands of dollars she owed in back taxes on said plane.

Now, here is what makes this so, oh, what’s the word, laughable. Or hypocritical, take your pick:

[snip] McCaskill recently co-sponsored a bill in the Senate that would send pink slips to federal employees who are found to have unpaid taxes, a measure Republicans also highlighted Monday, calling the Democrat a hypocrite. But a McCaskill aide said that was not a fair attack. “Those are people who knowingly have not paid their taxes and have refused to own up to it and to make that right,” an aide told Fox. “She didn’t knowingly do this. This is a situation where a mistake was made. As soon as she found out…she made it right,” the aide told Fox.

Because planes are not licensed the way automobiles are with the state of residence, rather they are licensed with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), the state has no record of ownership and, therefore, sends no property tax bill.

As for that bill, the McCaskill aide said, “The senator has already written and sent the check to repay this money. There was no effort to evade taxes here.” [snip]

Um, over $287,000, 3 years worth, is not trying to “evade taxes”? Yeah, okay, sure. I suppose that could happen to just anyone, right? And the IRS would SURELY understand such a thing if it happened to a regular old citizen, no doubt about it! They are so understanding about things of that nature. Cough, cough. Well, unless someone is a senator or representative (think Charlie Rangel) that is.

As an aside, who among us can sit down and write out a check for that amount of money at the drop of a hat? Yeah, me, neither. I also have to ask, what the hell kind of plane is this that the annual taxes are so hefty? Good grief.

There were other issues with the plane, too, like her use of it, for which she had to pay back $89,000 to the government. Oops. I guess she forgot what the rules are around things like using taxpayer money to fund political trips, 89 of them, to be specific. Yeah, right, that’s the ticket, she just forgot! Sheesh, what do you want from her? Ahem.

As for McCaskill and the plane, well, this is her take:

[snip] An audibly exasperated McCaskill told reporters, “I have convinced my husband to sell the damned plane. He has hired a broker, and I never intend to step foot on that plane ever again.” [snip] (Click here to read the rest.)

Yes, it is all that “damn” plane’s fault! Harrumph!

Oh, and before anyone tries to compare this to Sarah Palin selling a jet on Ebay, bear in mind, Palin did not buy that plane, her predecessor did. Nor did Palin want the state to have to pay for it, so she had it sold for $2.1 million.

Once again, we see demonstrated, from the top down from Obama to McCaskill, that the rules, the laws, do not apply to people whom we have elected. Don’t know quite how that has become the case, since they swear to uphold the Constitution, but it sure does seem to be the way of Washington. We see it from Obama essentially waging war without Congressional approval to failing to pay taxes while expecting others to do so lest they face harsh consequences. Those consequences all seem to be for others, though – “for thee, not me.” That might as well be the mew motto on the Presidential Seal, don’t you think? As long as they can get away with it, they seem hellbent on breaking the rules. I think it is far past time they get their comeuppance. Perhaps in 2012?

  • Jmm915

    McCaskill owed close to three hundred thousand in back taxes and when she found out about it
    she wrote a check and made it right? I must be in the wrong line of work, because I would never be able to do that. It would be off to debtor’s prison for this working girl.

  • lol

    Did we declare war when the Kosovo and Iraq no-fly zones were put in place? Is it standard practice to official declare war on a country for no-fly zones?

  • yttik

    Yikes, 36,000 per kid??!
    Just give me three of them, I’ll educate them! : )

    We spend a small fortune educating kids where I live, too. I didn’t understand how we could possibly spend that much money until I started looking at the bills for pavement resurfacing, administration building maintenance, and million dollar curriculums. My gosh, we spend a lot on education that has absolutely nothing to do with the kids!

  • oowawa

    “Obama informed the Congress via a letter that we had gone to war.”

    A letter?  Really?  Why didn’t he just send a tweet over twitter?  “Hi y’all.  Havin’ a great time in Rio!  By the Way!  We’re at War!  Yep, sent 120 Tomahawks to Moammar!  The B-2′s in Missouri–well, they’re taking a short spring break in Libya!  You folks will have to handle the paper work for me–I’ll sign when I get back.  Oh well!  Blame it on the bossa nova!”

  • ImissReagan

    When McCaskill loses her senate seat maybe Maobama will tap her to replace Geitner as Secretary of the Treasury (IRS). 

  • Ferd Not-My-Site-(click to edit) Berfle

    “Obama informed the Congress via a letter that we had gone to war.”  
    ==================
    This is too good to let pass.

    It began, oowawa, with the salutation, Dear Comrades….

  • Ferd Not-My-Site-(click to edit) Berfle

    Amidst claims by members of Congress that they were insufficiently consulted, and ensuing White House pushback, President Obama Monday officially notified congressional leaders that at “approximately 3:00 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, on March 19, 2011, at my direction, U.S. military forces commenced operations to assist an international effort authorized by the United Nations (U.N.) Security Council and undertaken with the support of European allies and Arab partners, to prevent a humanitarian catastrophe and address the threat posed to international peace and security by the crisis in Libya.”
    ==============
    Ah, new meaning for old words. Notification means approval now. Someone get those illiterati a damn dictionary–PLEASE.

    BTW: Nice essay, RRRA.

  • Ferd Not-My-Site-(click to edit) Berfle

    looney out loose (lol) is on patrol again. Where’s the fly swatter, Kenoshamarge?

  • Ferd Not-My-Site-(click to edit) Berfle

    When McCaskill loses her senate seat maybe Maobama will tap her to replace Geitner as Secretary of the Treasury (IRS).
    ==========================
    She can’t count, unfortunately.

  • AbigailAdams

    I think the question, “Was he/she lying then or are they lying now?”  is a fitting inquiry for virtually EVERTHING happening in the WH and with the D’s right now.  McCaskill KNEW she was bilking.  obama KNEW he was operating outside the law.  They always know!

    OT, but necessary:  Lt. Col. Allen West mocks Harry Reid:

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/see-rep-allen-west-impersonate-harry-reid/

  • lol

    You are clever!
     

  • oowawa

    “News that sounds like it’s from The Onion, but isn’t”

    Is this the plane?
    http://stlouis.craigslist.org/hsh/2278589423.html

  • yttik

    I’m pretty sure you can be Sec of the Treasury and not know how to count as long as you can use Turbo Tax.

  • Ferd Not-My-Site-(click to edit) Berfle

    Lisping out loud, again, lol? Does your Mommy monitor your computer usage? If not, she should since you’re an abject embarrassment, punk. Go ahead, make our day with more of your sophomoric blather.

  • Mr. Natural

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny…

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    It is a pretty big price tag, especially since the kids in that area were so low on the testing totum pole. Good grief.

    And you are spot on – a lot of the money goes to peripheral issues…

    Jmm915, no kidding, right? How does someone, a public servant no less, pulls out that kind of cash? Wowie zowie…

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Thanks, Ferd.

    No kidding, huh? You’d think they would at least know WTH is in the Constitution, seeing as how they swore to uphild it and all…

  • Tony Stark

    Didn’t Obama promise a new change from the old ways if elected and say the following in a Boston globe interview in 2007:

    “The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.” Obama responded.“As Commander-in-Chief, the President does have a duty to protect and defend the United States,” Obama continued. “In instances of self-defense, the President would be within his constitutional authority to act before advising Congress or seeking its consent. History has shown us time and again, however, that military action is most successful when it is authorized and supported by the Legislative branch.”
    So much for his promises of hope and change.

  • yttik

    Maybe Obama “notified” them of his own speech:

    “The president does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation. In instances of self-defense, the president would be within his constitutional authority to act before advising Congress or seeking its consent. History has shown us time and again, however, that military action is most successful when it is authorized and supported by the legislative branch.”

    Obama, 2007

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Oh, great – now I have this stuck in my head:

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Why, yes he did, Tony. Amazing the difference just a few years can make. Heck, Obama was ready to throw the Constitution under the bus while still campaigning for Prez when he voted for warrantless wire-tapping (McCain and Clinton did not).

    But this – what glaring, glaring hypocrisy from The One.

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    ROTFLMAO…

  • Cindy

    Are you sure they didn’t read about it in The Daily Worker?

  • Cindy

    Wonderful post, Rev. Amy—Thank you!

  • FlDemFem

    It was different back then…he was in the legislative branch. Now he is president so it’s different. See??

  • Donna Brazilla Nut

    LOL: I see the family resemblence :-D

  • creeper

    Jmm915, you could do it if you had a nice, fat campaign fund.

  • Cindy

    Oh lord, Rev. Amy—now i can’t get it out of my head either…LOL!

  • creeper

    Yeah, but TurboTax will mess you up.  Makes you do bad things.  It’s really vicious.   Like airplanes. 

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Blame it on oowawa!  :-D

  • Cindy

    I am Laughin’ Out Loud, Rev. Amy—Indeed! I vote to blame the bunny, too!

  • creeper

    LOL!

    But I don’t think that’s really McCaskill’s plane.  Hers is an eight-seater.  That one looks much bigger.It’s much bigger than hers.  Hers is only an eight-seater.

    Funniest thing…not one article I’ve read (and I’ve googled a bunch of ‘em) mentions the manufacturer and/or model of her plane.  Info above was found here:
    http://titansoftalk.com/tag/sunset-cove-airplane/

    Do reporters ever bother to get details any more?

  • TeakWoodKite

    So I clicked on the link, oowawa and got:

    “This posting has been flagged for removal”…

    Oh well, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing, the rule must apply to the IRS as well.

    Great Post Rev. Amy.  If she will never step on that plane again, what about the G4?

    I have always found it odd that Pelosi is representing San Fransisco but her plane lands at the Sonoma County airport and she spends most of her time at her Napa residence.

    If I could write checks for 300 large on an “oops”, and I was an Accountant for a STATE….she is either corrupt, inept, lying or all three.

  • creeper

    LOL!  
     
    But I don’t think that’s really McCaskill’s plane.  Hers is an eight-seater.  That one looks much bigger.
     
    Funniest thing…not one article I’ve read (and I’ve googled a bunch of ‘em) mentions the manufacturer and/or model of her plane.  Info above was found here:  
    http://titansoftalk.com/tag/sunset-cove-airplane/  
     
    Do reporters ever bother to get details any more?

  • oowawa

    Hey–Onofre’s arm played Bobby Goldsboro singing “Honey”–talk about a crime against humanity!

  • oowawa

    LOL, Teak.  This is what the text was above the pic:

    THIS DAMN PLANE – $287000 (THAT DAMN HANGAR)

    Date: 2011-03-21, 5:48PM CDT
    Reply to: see below

    Trying to get rid of this shit bird pain in the ass. Husband flew me around in this POS and we got some good life and laughs out of it at someone else’s expense, before he stopped paying taxes on this migraine on wheels. How an accountant forgets that you have to pay personal property taxes on hangared airplanes is beyond me, but if you too want to avoid sitting back with the peons in coach, this is the deal for you. Line for offers starts outside my office; if a seat’s not open when you get here, just wait a while. It will be soon.

    Location: THAT DAMN HANGAR it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Thanks, Teak – appreciate the compliment, and your great comment.

    I am afraid I have to correct you, though. It is that “DAMN plane,” and apparently, it is all that plane’s fault that she owed 3 yrs back taxes on it. Ahem.

    Excellent points abt Pelosi, and being able to write a check that big at the drop of a hat. I am going to go with D. all three.

  • Onofre’s arm

    Forgive me oowawa, I was desperate, you backed me into a corner with “Old Shepp”, and I’ll admit, dragging out “Honey” as the saddest song ever, was certainly a low blow, but I would never back down from a bar room challenge like that. Just be thankful that “Brian’s Song” was a movie, and not an actual song, or I’d have used that.

  • PortiaElizabeth

    It is sickening to see the way the bias operates in our news coverage. But I think the tide must be turning on the slanted reporting. Ironically in The Boston Globe (!) for the last two mornings, a comic strip called “Stone Soup” has used a spelling similar to the Won’s name as a metaphor for vomiting. In huge letters, “BARRACK” has stood in for a major hurl. I loved it!

  • honestlawyermostly

    Rev. Amy– I read the Onion.  I know the Onion.  And this post is no Onion.  (If you know the source of the line, it will show your age).  The Onion makes me laugh.  This post made me alternate between nausea and projectile vomiting.  Excuse me for slaughtering Jefferson’s great words but I am reminded of his thought that a democracy needs a revolution every few decades (the blood of patriots is the natural manure of democracy) because over time those in political office become so corrupt that there is no other way to dislodge them.  I think we have reached, if not passed, that point.  Something must change or this great country will continue to spiral downward until we are, at last, the great mediocrity that Obama and his tribe so want us to be.  Amy, do you have any more baseball stories?  Please?    

  • Onofre’s arm

    This will be the official excuse of the obama team when “Operation: Tony Orlando and Dawn” becomes the Carter botched helicopter rescue times 100:

  • oowawa

    I remember the movie but not the song: Demi Moore was really upstaged by Michelle Johnson….

  • Rabble Rouser Rev. Amy

    Apparently not, creeper. It is very hard to find out exactly what kind of plane McCaskill had. One commenter at the Daily Caller said it was a a Pilatus 12, but I have not been able to find verification to support that. As you said, the media hasn’t bothered to do its job – that should have been pne of the first questions they asked. But no…

  • oowawa

    And speaking of botched helicopter rescue attempts:
    U.S. rescue chopper shoots six Libyan villagers as they welcome pilots of downed Air Force jet
    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1368633/Libya-war-US-chopper-shoots-6-villagers-welcomed-Air-Force-F-15-crash-pilots.html#ixzz1HNjasGy1

  • honestlawyermostly

    Rev. Amy– I just read over my post and realized I should have decompressed from my legal occupation (making other people’s lives a living hell) before writing.  I meant to say “The stories in the post…” not the post itself.  As always, your posts are on the mark and excellent.  Next time, I will have a glass of wine before approach the keyboard.  As always, thanks for your excellent work. 

  • FlDemFem

    And her plane is a jet, this is a prop plane..see the propellers???

  • honestlawyermostly

    Portia—It’s so good to have you commenting here again! I’ve noticed you have mentioned a couple of times that the tide does seem to be changing with respect to the mainstreammedia….I’m grateful that you’re seeing that change up there where you are…because the NorthEast is Mecca to the Liberals, esp. in the media…. so you’ve really got a birdseye view  in New Hampshire.
    Sorry you’re not coming back to Texas—(I’m always looking for an excuse to eat at Gaido’s!)—but I must say, things are going to be getting very exciting, politically, in your state in a few months! I do envy you that!

  • Cindy

    Portia—It’s so good to have you commenting here again! I’ve noticed you have mentioned a couple of times that the tide does seem to be changing with respect to the mainstreammedia….I’m grateful that you’re seeing that change up there where you are…because the NorthEast is Mecca to the Liberals, esp. in the media…. so you’ve really got a birdseye view  in New Hampshire.  
    Sorry you’re not coming back to Texas—(I’m always looking for an excuse to eat at Gaido’s!)—but I must say, things are going to be getting very exciting, politically, in your state in a few months! I do envy you that!

  • Cindy

    Onofre—Oh no she didn’t!! LOL…

  • momule

    Rev. Amy – McCaskill’s wealth was estimated a few years back as somewhere between 13-30 million. Her second husband made a fortune on rural low income housing while her first, whom she divorced, was found shot to death.

  • JB in VA

    Except that right about the time McCaskill loses her Senate seat, obama will lose the authority to appoint anyone to anything.

  • M.C.

    This article is the kind of thing which makes me wish there was a way to keep fools from writing -_____-

    Never knew separation of powers meant letting Congress run the whole show. I can’t believe how much power people let Congress have just because they are scared of the Black man in the White House.