Open Thread Giggler
By SusanUnPC on November 6, 2008 at 6:15 PM in Afghanistan, Obama Administration, Open Thread
Okay, so we published a list of many of the most important positions that president-elect Barack Obama will need to fill — especially those in the vital areas of national and international security. And we invited YOUR input on who should get those jobs!
Perhaps President Obama will send VP Joe on some more harrowing, very dangerous helicopter rides, er — EXCUSE ME! — investigative missions to Afghanistan? Along with Secretary of State-wannabe (god help us) John Kerry?
Perhaps President Obama can ask our elite special forces to get Joe some more hair plugs — DARKER HAIR PLUGS, please, you clever Delta guys — and to grow a beard (with hair plugs there too as needed but don’t let Joe comb them since Joe is vain and won’t like his scruffy beard). Then Joe can land that helicopter, and camp out in the mountains with the special forces working with the Afghani locals who help our special forces by day and the Taliban by night? Joe aka Josama , with his persuasive skills, can no doubt influence the Afghan locals to go 24/7 for the U.S. And President Obama will surely want Joe to spend as much time in the mountains there accomplishing that critical goal.
And, President Obama, Larry Johnson has one more request. Could you also have VP Joe aka Josama teach the local Afghans how to speak English? He was so good at that on the campaign trail. Larry fondly recalls Joe’s line about the three-letter word, “JOBS.”
On November 3rd — a day before the election — Politico asked, “Where have you gone, Joe Biden?”
What will Joe Biden be doing during the next four years?
Will Joe be lonely?
As in on his own alone?
And lonesome?
And in the existential grips of “a sense of disorientation and confusion in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd life, er world“?
Just asking myself that got me into a fit of giggles, and I couldn’t stop! You remember those? Those little-kid giggles that went on so long that your tummy would hurt?
So …
What in the hell is Barack going to do about Joe?
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