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Congressman Jason Chaffetz, Flea Bitten and Foolish!

A display of stupidity and hubris today by Utah Republican Jason Chaffetz left me shaking my head in disbelief. Chaffetz has decided that dogs ought to replace machines at airports and shoulder the task of looking for explosives:

Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, led the dog caucus, arguing that canines are cheaper and less invasive than body scanners.

Dogs are exceptional at sensing explosives, do not require software upgrades, don’t depreciate with use and might even be able to detect bombs implanted under a person’s skin.

“The single best way to find a bomb-making device or bomb-making materials is the canine,” Chaffetz said.
And dogs are widely accepted by the public, he said.

Well, if ignorance is bliss than Jason is one damn happy fellow. Let me explain why he is so offbase.

For starters, I was the Deputy Director at State Department supervising the Anti-Terrorism Assistance Training Program and providing foreign countries bomb dogs was one of the things we did. I have evaluated bomb dogs in the field. So I have some personal expertise in this field.

Point one–Dogs don’t work 8 hour shifts. A dog has a limited attention span. They can work effectively for about 30 minutes and then need a break. To cover just one security checkpoint for a 24 hour period, for example, you would need at least 20 dogs. Don’t forget that if you have a dog then you have a handler. Normally the dog will live with the handler. So now you are adding an additional 20 men and women who, unlike the dogs, will get Federal health insurance and retirement benefits.

Point two–Dogs have a limited attention span and the lack of bombs at airports will degrade their capability. Dogs are dandy for sweeping an arena or enclosed area where the President will speak. It is a finite task and occupies a limited amount of time. At an airport the reality is that explosives are very, very rare. If you ask a dog to find a bomb and the dog works four hours and finds nothing you then have to take the dog out and give them a chance to find the thing you want them to. Dogs are trained in two different ways–they are rewarded with food or with play (there is a huge debate in the dog training community about which method is most effective, I’m not going to get into that morass here. I believe play is the more effective training reward.) Dogs are good at finding the needle in the haystack if you have just one haystack. But if you have a conveyor belt of hay that rarely has a needle the poor creature is screwed. The dog will get bored looking for something that isn’t there. Unless you have very disciplined handlers you run a real risk of the dog losing interest and losing capability. Chaffetz is dead wrong in asserting that “dogs don’t depreciate with use.” Yes they do.

Point three–POOP and PISS. Dogs have to answer nature’s call. Airports are not a poop friendly place for dogs. Take Washington’s Reagan National Airport as an example. You would need a minimum of 200 dogs. That’s a lot of dog waste to police up each day. You can’t send doggie to the men’s room to squat on a toilet.

Dogs are a very effective counter terrorism tool. But using dogs instead of machines at passenger screening checkpoints is foolish. It would be like using a hammer to cut wood. It is the wrong tool for the wrong task.

Too bad Congressman Chaffetz has not taken the time to educate himself on this before shooting off his mouth.

  • Linda Anselmi

    Larry, 
    What about sniffer rats?  http://blogs.abcnews.com/theworldnewser/2010/03/bombsniffing-rats-save-lives-in-africa.htmlThe poop and pee problem would be much more manageable.  And I imagine all around costs and number of handlers would be less. 

  • beetee

    Fascinating. And, coincidentally, all of the same reasons I can’t work for the TSA.

  • Anonymous

    Woof!

  • Ferd_Berfle

    Chaffetz has decided that dogs ought to replace machines at airports
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    Crap. We need some people in this government who have at least a couple of brain cells to rub together. Use the scanners in moderation, allow those who go through a minimal background check to board without all that rigorous screening, and profile, profile, profile. And start arresting agents who molest citizens.

    Actually I like my own idea better–I won’t fly again–they can keep their flying cattle cars and choke on them. Saves me from going to prison for decking a fresh TSA Agent, to boot.

  • Anonymous

    This morning, I saw the video of him on, I think, CNN — forget because I was switching channels.  Having read Larry’s post that sets the record straight, it was painful to see the report and his speech.  And, no. The “news” report failed to critique his idea about using dogs.

    - Bronwyn

  • Anonymous

    My neighbor’s ex husband raises dogs for the military. By the time he brings them to sale, he gets about $35,000 a dog.  At least, that’s what he tells me. Those dogs are not cheap!

  • Anonymous

    Great post, Larry.  The extent of your experiences and your knowledge always blows my mind.  

    Let’s hope some staffer prints out your post for Chaffetz.

    -Bronwyn, logged into the Admin area

  • Anonymous

    Dogs may not be the answer, but something has to change…

    Mother Arrested For Not Letting Her Daughter Be Searched By TSA

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/07/13/mo….ch-of-daughter/”Say What You Will…It Feels So Good”http://www.saywhatyouwill.proboards.com

  • elizabethrc

    Larry, at least he is trying to think of ways to better a bad situation.  I give him credit for trying.  He just needed to be a little more informed. 
    What Democrat has come up with a single idea for this problem?

  • AbigailAdams

    Yes, Larry, but at least for the moment he is a useful idiot:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RHE4WyWzs

  • Anonymous

    I gotta love Larry Johnson. The man makes sense, dammit.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, but he also inspires people to swear, dammit.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, he is one of the current crop of GOP know nothings. Can’t imagine what would become of America should they be totally in charge.  God help us!  

    • elizabethrc

      Oh yes, Maggie, and the Democrats who were recently totally in charge, haven’t royally messed up this country?  Where have you been hiding your brains? 
      God deliver us from ever having a Democratic majority in either house, or , for that matter, in the White House.

  • Guest

    Dogs are a very effective counter terrorism tool. But using dogs instead of machines at passenger screening checkpoints is foolish. It would be like using a hammer to cut wood. It is the wrong tool for the wrong task.
    _______________________________________________________
     It also wouldn’t work because scanners also detects all types of contraband objects…and the TSA is more worried about boxcutters than bombs or drugs. 

    I’m lucky that international flights are getting so expensive I can only afford it two or three times a year. 

    • Anonymous

      Next time I’ll fly: when bunnies grow wings….

      • Anonymous

        How cute oowawa! And such a great flight it is.

  • Mister Natural

    “ Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” - Mark Twain 

  • elaine

    Perhaps Chaffetz was reacting to a recent story about “cancer clusters” being found in the screeners operating the scanning machines. Hopefully he’ll read Larry’s opinion on the matter.

    On the general topic of airport security:  a couple of months ago I read a story about a chief air traffic controller in France being stabbed to death in a highly secure area of the tower & then I never saw another thing about it. Was that crime ever solved?

  • Anonymous

    Jason Chaffetz is an idiot.  He has been bent on being the next darling of Capital Hill and Utah.  He’s a bit like Obama, not much behind the blather.

    • Guest

      Ahhh….and I was seriously wondering. lol So THAT is why a former Huntsman chief of staff and hero of the Tea Party has endorsed Mittens. Apparently he thinks everyone else is an idiot too.lol  

    • Anonymous

      Actually he is more like the GOP version of Chuckie Schumer – anything to get in front of a camera.

  • Anonymous

    This was a very interesting and informative article.

    Another question comes to mind: would it be more offensive to have your genitals groped by a stranger or sniffed by a German Shepherd?

    • Anonymous

      And here all this time I thought my dogs really, really liked me.

      • Anonymous

        LOL, HARP.  But now that I think about it, German Shepherds could be a bit intimidating.  Perhaps a TSA agent holding a chihuahua instead of a wand as an up close and personal scanning device….

        • Anonymous

          I dunno, I think I’d rather have the dog myself, especially a cute little chihuahua, than the pat down to which I am subjected every single time I fly. I like dogs, after all… :-)

          And they don’t use wands anymore.I wish they did. But that’s the problem. Because of the Underwear Bomber, they do pat downs instead if you set off the metal detector. The logic is nonexistent. So, if you are going through an airport that does not have a screening machine, you get the pat down. (They don’t always tell you they HAVE a screening machine, either, btw.)

          Thanks for the very informative post, Larry, but I think you are missing an opportunity for your dogs to get a J-O-B!  :-D

    • Anonymous

      And here all this time I thought my dogs really, really liked me.