Rick Perry Answers Obama’s Prayer (UPDATED WITH ABC VIDEO)
By Larry Johnson on January 19, 2012 at 11:36 AM in Current Affairs
Historically, a sitting President presiding over a faltering economy and burgeoning budget deficit would have a snow balls chance in the Sahara desert under the August Sun of getting re-elected. But these are not normal times and Republican Obama Derangement Syndrome is promoting a level of insanity among the Republican masses that gives Obama strong hope that he will survive and will be sworn in come January 2013.
Rick Perry just dropped out and endorsed Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich? I knew Perry was not a very smart guy, but by this act he has confirmed his mental midgetry.
Men are frequently counseled to not think with their dicks. The penis is not a brain. Well, when it comes to Gingrich, frustrated conservatives who are rallying to him are doing the equivalent of thinking with their dicks. Conservatives, especially the men, love the muscular, combative rhetoric of Newt Gingrich. He knows how to kick verbal ass.
Gingrich is the political equivalent of a sexual fantasy for the conservatives who long to destroy Barack Obama.
But instead of a hottie blond dressed in a French maid’s outfit and wearing fishnet thigh high stockings, we get the volcano of Gingrich railing against liberals and media who are sundering America. Gingrich is a shrewd propagandist. He knows how to fire up his base.
But Gingrich is anything but a conservative. He’s the guy that trashes Bill Clinton for immorality while engaging in even more outrageous sexual excesses. And he does it without a troubled conscience. He claims the mantle of Reagan conservatism but, without a moments hesitation, embraces Nancy Pelosi’s global warming agenda and trashes the visionary Paul Ryan for “conservative social engineering.”
Gingrich is a master opportunist. He is about the expedient, not the principal. That’s why he can turn so easily on Mitt Romney and trash Wall Street and capital formation. That’s why he can take credit for “creating” jobs while serving as a member of Congress. It is understandable that Democrats would embrace the delusion of “GOVERNMENT CREATING JOBS,” but a so-called conservative? Newt Gingrich is unfazed by such intellectual inconsistencies. Satisfying his urges is the core of his being.
Barack Obama has had a religious ephiphany. He is on his knees in the Oval Office praying that Republican hatred of him will so blind Republican voters that they will install Newton Leroy Gingrich as their candidate.
Newt and Obama, in terms of their arrogance and ego-centric exaggerated sense of self, are soul brothers. Unlike Newt, however, Obama is more self-disciplined in public. He is leashed to the teleprompter to avoid the temptation of riffing on his latest thought. Newt cannot and will not do that. He speaks his mind and his mind, while fertile, is quite messy and inconsistent.
Gingrich has a real problem with female voters. Obama does not. While I believe Romney will be a much stronger candidate against Obama, he lacks the sex appeal of Gingrich. And when it comes to sex appeal, people ain’t thinking with their brains.
UPDATE–Speaking of thinking with one’s penis, here’s Newt:
UPDATE II–This takes the cake. We have a new synonym for “chutzpah.” Chutzpah, thy name is Gingrich. Gingrich supporters are putting out the word that Newt’s ex-wife, Marianne, is bitter and jealous:
“There’s always been a real — almost like a jealousy issue with her,” my source adds. “She likes attentiion. And she’s very bitter. And this is behavior of someone who likes attention and is very bitter.”
Let’s face it–Marianne is an angry, unreasonable bitch. How dare she expect her husband to be faithful to her? How dare she expect her husband’s behavior to match his highfalutin, moralism on the campaign trail? Must be the lingering effects of menopause. He gave her two kids, albeit daughters. What is her damn problem? He put up with her unattractive ass for 18 years. Doesn’t she recognize the genius and brilliance that is NEWT? Doesn’t she appreciate that he needs a jewel hungry trophy wife on his arm to get the big job? Great men must be allowed to screw around. Who the hell is Marianne to deny the other women of the world the chance to enjoy the seductive charms of Newt? Damn you Marianne, damn you.
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