Here a Troll, There a Troll, Everywhere a Troll, Troll…
By Steve_in_KC on February 23, 2012 at 12:00 PM in Current Affairs

Don't make me use it!
In the sport of fishing, trolling is the practice of dragging baited lines behind a slow-moving boat. I guess this gives fish the illusion that the bait is swimming, thus alive. The fisherman is pulling the hook along, hoping something takes the bait. If he’s getting lots of bites, he might keep at it for days. If nothing is biting, he goes elsewhere. This is why we say, “Don’t feed the trolls.” If you don’t take their bait, they’ll get bored and go elsewhere.
In 2008, this blog was comprised primarily of Democratic supporters of Hillary Clinton for President. We were besieged with Obama trolls, all spewing the same cut-and-paste crap. They all sounded so much alike, it appeared they were “web-bots,” a type of software program that crawls over the web looking for key words, to which it responds in a pre-programmed way. So it was an easy jump to call Obama trolls web-bots, or robots, then O-bots for short. Robot, Obot… not much difference. A troll is a troll is a troll.
After Hillary joined the Obama team, many of her fans turned against her. As a result, many anti-Obama Democrats evolved into anti-Hillary Independents. Some went a step further and became anti-Democrat Independents, which means they have a grudge against the current Democrat regime, but they’re definitely not Republicans, so they’ll hold their noses and vote Republican to oust the current crop of Democrats. But they’re still NOT Republicans, by and large. There’s nothing confusing about this, except to certain thick-headed Obot trolls.
Anyway, we’ve come to expect the Obot trolls to “occupy” our blog, and sometimes we even appreciate the entertainment they bring to our little corner of the world with their idiotic and laughable attempts at political dialogue. And we fully expected that there would be a flood of them during this election year. They transparently try to encourage a prolonged Republican primary, knowing it will cause more damage to Republican favorites, and provide more fodder for the Democrats during the General Election campaign. They’re so transparent, we should put little stickers on them so we don’t try to walk through them.
They also will take sides – it doesn’t matter which side – when true members of this blog argue with one another. Their purpose is to sow the seeds of dissent, to promote disharmony, and to turn us against each other. They also hope that some of what they say will start to rub off on some of our readers, thereby diminishing our message and our ranks. And what is this kind of sedition called in the blogosphere? Why, “trolling,” of course!
Now here’s where it gets weird and frankly just pisses me off to no end!
The term “troll,” I’ve noticed extensively on this blog in the last couple of years, has lost its meaning through repetitive overuse. It’s now used as a general insult for anyone who doesn’t agree with your point of view. There is one particular person, who thankfully (in my opinion) has announced several times that he is through with our blog, as if that’s supposed to crush our spirits. Then he comes back and insults some more people, then announces he’s leaving for good. If only we could believe that! If this person was given a nickel for each time he used the word “troll,” he’d be a 1%-er! And he uses many other insulting terms: nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, and I swear I’ve even heard him use insulting conjunctions!
Lately, I’m seeing regulars calling regulars trolls. Old regulars calling new regulars trolls, new readers yelling “troll!” at old regulars who haven’t been around lately. Would you all please just COOL IT with the “troll” crap??!!
Some of us have been around since 2008, and have witnessed and shared to varying degrees all the changes in our reader crowd, and it’s just astounding at who gets called a troll anymore. The old Hillary supporters are trolls in the eyes of the readers who went to the Dark Side and now resemble Bush NeoCons. The true Republicans, especially the newly-converted (hmmm… neo=newly, and con=conservative) are trolls to those who have never fully embraced the party of Dick Cheney and Karl Rove. And all the Indies are trolls to all the extremists. In fact, I think every single person who comments on NQ is a troll! Just like it’s always 5:00 SOMEWHERE to a drunk!
You see what I mean, how if you just keep repeating “troll” how it loses all meaning and impact? It just gets to where it sounds… silly. That’s all, just silly.
I wish we could make troll one of those words that gets censored with asterisks, like some blogs do with obscenities. It might look like “tr***” or possibly “tr*ll.” Or better yet, use a substitution system. When you type the word “troll,” it could come up “genius,” or maybe “cutie-pie.”
So here’s what I suggest you all do.
1. Stop calling each other trolls. It’s just gotten stupid.
2. If you think someone is just trying to pick a fight, ignore them. You’ll keep your hands clean, and they’ll look like an idiot, which they usually are.
3. If you really feel like someone is a troll by the definition “they are only here to cause trouble and start arguments,” just use the picture at the top of this story instead of calling them a troll.
It’s simple to do. Copy the picture of Troll Away at the top of this story and save it to your desktop. Then when you are feel the need to identify a troll, just click the “Image” button in your post window and attach the Troll Away picture. That way you can convey the message with humor instead of insult.
And if you just can’t control your impulse to insult somebody, here’s a new word you can use: NEWT.
Examples: “Oh great, another NEWT.” “Just ignore the NEWT!” Or “Don’t feed the NEWTs!”
I envision it as an acronym: “New Epithet for Wearisome Trolls.”
I think there must be better choice of words for that acronym, but I’m drawing a blank right now. Maybe some of our readers can come up with something better!
How about it, gang? What does N.E.W.T. stand for?
Nasty, Evil Weasel Tasters?
Not Even Worth Trying?

















