Why god why … why can’t it be November already? I say we don’t need the conventions. We don’t need the debates. We don’t need any more campaign speeches. We just need to vote. Like yesterday already. Oh, the video: Do stick this video out through Barnacle’s comments about Europe … yeah, even if you have to listen to Mika the OFA Addict who’s as bad at defending Obama as she is at attacking Romney:

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That Joe is one loquacious Southerner, isn’t he. Mika. She’s hopeless. I mean as a morning host. Her sneering, her I’m-better-than-you airs, her reflexive contempt for anyone else’s views — except for her White House puppet-masters. Ugh. I like Barnacle though. And he has my sympathies because Mika loves to put him down — for superficial things, like the shirt or jacket he might be wearing. Willie Geist is a quick study. Remember when he was just Tucker Carlson’s sidekick, and famous for nothing but that his dad was a respected CBS newsman? He was funnier back then.

But for those of us who can’t seem to sleep like other people do, it’s good to have that show as an option at 3 a.m. PT.

Quick! Let’s talk about something great. Look. Even that big, plump, warm-hearted Midwest state is ready. Where MARGE lives! Via Memeorandum:

Rasmussen Reports:
Wisconsin: Romney 47%, Obama 44% — Mitt Romney now leads President Obama for the first time in Wisconsin where the president’s support has fallen to its lowest level to date. — The latest Rasmussen Reports statewide telephone survey of Likely Voters shows Romney with 47% of the vote to Obama’s 44%. …

Yeah. Let’s vote now!

Damn it, June. Why can’t you be November?