Copy Cat Obama rounds out his cabinet–Hillary has accepted Secretary of State

(This is deep. Uppity told me that. – nasuS yssaS)

As we all know, the man who derided the Clinton years throughout his primary races has rounded out his Copy Cat Clinton Administration by offering Hillary Clinton the position of Secretary of State.

This is the same Barack Obama who, rather than admit his experience in foreign affairs amounted to living in Indonesia or Hawaii as a kid and taking a trip to Pakistan for God Knows What during his mysterious college years, poked fun of Hillary by declaring that she “served tea” to foreign dignitaries. This was right before he poked fun of his superior penis-less opponent by accusing her of “throwing the kitchen sink at me” including “the china“. This, of course, was after he noted her “Periodic” episodes. Brushing her from his shoulders: Indeed.

This is the same man who snorted repeatedly at the thought of “going backwards to the 90s” (when incidentally, everybody, save the the most lazy amongst us, was doing very well for himself or herself).

Now that he has duped the American public into thinking he is even remotely capable of the status quo much less “change,” Obama has arranged his cabinet to mimic the years during which most of us made the money that our Hopey Changey Generation -Y Entitlement-Oriented children are sucking down as quickly as possible whilst suddenly reviling Bill Clinton–an amazing feat considering they were all children at the time, paying full attention to acquiring bright shiney objects from their parents, thanks to BIll Clinton’s ecomony. Ironic, that.

For all of the items mentioned above alone, I firmly believe that Hillary should be telling Barack The Pig Obama to crap in his hat and put it on his head. But this does not seem to be what is going to happen. It seems pretty clear that Hillary Clinton has indeed accepted the position of Secretary of State and that a formal announcement will occur after Thanksgiving. I know that many of you join me in believing that this is a mistake on her part because we all trust Barack Obama as far as we can throw a baby elephant, but apparently Hillary doesn’t think so. She got where she is using her head, unlike the un-bathed Tweety Matthews’ rendition. So we have to assume she is accepting this position for a reason. We just don’t really know the reason, although you can bet all the faux “journalists” will spend a lot of time telling us the reason instead of actually doing some investigative reporting for a change.

Perhaps Hillary sees this as an opportunity to continue her lifelong apparent desire to do things for the world. Because in spite of the attempt to demonize her for a decade and a half, nobody can deny she actually has achieved some things, unlike the man she will “serve”.

Make no mistake: There is an upside here, even in my doubtful mind. Actually there are two things that come to mind:

1. First, Hillary can work for human rights throughout the world. We all know that this was her cause long ago, when she made one of the Top 100 speeches of the 20th Century during her trip to Beijing on September 5, 1995. Those of us who recall her call for boycott of the Olympic Games — a call which Obama ignored due to his acute interest in acquiring the Olympic Games for Chicago in 2016– know that she will also work very diligently towards the improvement of the situation in places like Darfur. For those of you who do not remember how Obama dodged this call using his most smarmy and thoughtless avoidance techniques, your refresher is here. To Obama, genocide and human rights wasn’t nearly as important as Chicago 2016.

I don’t hold out much hope for success in America when it comes to further steps for women though, so long as Barack Obama is in office. As many of us know, he is the quintessential enabler of sexism and misogyny. Those of us who are old enough to remember the past beyond a paragraph in a history book also know that he has already set gender relations backa minimum of 40 years. For this, we must never forgive him. But just maybe Hillary can help a little and hold what is left of women’s rights over for four or eight years, until Mr. Obama is no longer able to Enable the young and impressionable captive dependends who foolishly worship him.

Hopefully, Obama won’t try to stop Hillary from chastising the Middle East, where the woman-hating example has been set for him. A place where women are set aflame for “dishonoring” the family because they were raped against their will. Perhaps she will insist that the Taliban’s habit of shooting women in the head for the hell of it be exposed to the world for the despicable savage shame of it all. The photo at the left is of two women in Afghanistan who were forced to squat while the Taliban shot them both in the head earlier this year. This was also captured on video, I might add, by an AP photographer who himself should be executed in the public square for worrying about his next camera gig while he stood by and filmed this travesty. I do hope no woman has married him. I covered this story here back in July. The video has been “conveniently” removed, but you can still see a photo of these two women, face down and bleeding from their heads if you are so moved.

Perhaps, just perhaps, Hillary’s example will also be able to quell any future “Honor” Killings perpetrated by similar two-legged animals right here in America – such as has already occurred in Georgia and Texas–the one in Texas features two beautiful young teens, one of them pleading for her life on a 911 tape. The beast who did this is still in hiding, aided by other sacks of crap just like him. This kind of savagery is brought to us by others who have learned it in other parts of the world that are living in the year 600 AD, places where we foolishly think we are going to install “democracy”.

Her appointment might also help to stop Barack Obama from implementing universal health care using the useless Insurance Company pandering plan he was pimping throughout the election season. His “plan” clearly bore the mark of a man who has been on the public teat so long, enjoying the very best health care at the expense of taxpayers, that he has no idea what health insurance really costs at a single pay rate. He also has no idea the ways in which the health insurance industry has State legislators in their back pockets. if he did know these things, then he would have known that his $2500 “reduction” plan is an absolute joke. So maybe, just maybe, health care reform will be done right with off-side input from the person who has dedicated decades to that subject–sometimes at her own peril. This is the woman who actually knows what the hell she is talking about when it comes to health care reform. Let’s face it folks. What Tom Daschle knows about health care reform he could write on the back of a postage stamp — and still have room to lick it without getting any ink on his tongue. It is kind of ironic that the man who is lobbying for three Ethanol manufacturers and snatching up as much corn as greedily possible, thereby causing both famine and the tripling of cost of grains worldwide, should be in charge of “Health and Humans”.

There is one more “perhaps” in this appointment. Perhaps, just perhaps, Hillary will keep Barack ”I-don’t-know-shit-but-I-sure-can-talk“ Obama from making a complete ass of himself in the world of foreign relations and at the expense of America. We’ve already had 8 years of that. There is a certain amount of applause due knowing that Hillary will be talking to some very unsavory people before they get to Obama “without preconditions”. It is especially fun knowing that many of them won’t like the idea of talking to a penis-less person with power. They will have to go through her to get to Obama and, based on what I have seen of Mr. “ummm ahhhh, I don’t know, but I will make believe I do,” this is a good thing. It just might keep us from being blown up by people who perceive our President-To-Be as a weak petulant, narcissist manchild who can’t make up his own mind without changing it for the polls.

Now onto the second and far more amusing positive to Hillary’s appointment:

2. The other positive to Hillary’s acceptance of the Secretary of State slot is more impish on my part, I confess. The Hillary offer is resulting in borderline vascular incidents among the left cliff socialist Huffys, Movey Onzers and Kossacks. They are truly having attacks of anxiety as they watch Barack Obama put together a Bill Clinton administration, complete with his superior opponent, Hillary.

Words cannot express the joy I am feeling at watching smoke come out of these people’s ears. As an additional assault to their currently apoplectic demeaners, Henry Kissinger thinks Hillary is a great pick.

Henry Kissinger said Hillary Clinton, a leading contender to be the Barack Obama’s secretary of state, would be an “outstanding” appointment.

“She is a lady of great intelligence, demonstrated enormous determination and would be an outstanding appointment,” Kissinger, who served in the post from 1973 to 1977 under presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford, told the World Economic Forum’s India Economic Summit in New Delhi on Sunday.

Now that’s an announcement that truly ensures we will watch a bunch of communist wannabees have mini-strokes for years to come. Tis’ pure delight to watch and I truly wish I had called nibs on the popcorn concession as I watch these Democracy-hating entitlement freaks blow enough gaskets to keep an entire rubber industry in profits. The rest of us can rest a little easier knowing that Barack Obama won’t get our country blown into the next millennium.

So maybe, just maybe, in spite of Obama’s paranoid need to park Hillary out of Congress, something good could happen here. We women who have spent significant time working the Corporate America ladder in the past understand that Barack Obama’s thumb isn’t big enough to hold Hillary down–even if he thinks so.