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Why DailyKossacks Are High On Fred Thompson

By SusanUnPC … On top of the news that “Thompson, GOP savior, has only raised about $3 million?” — and that his “May wife” Jeri is running the show for the Scooter-Libby-lovin’ Neo-con and serial napper (more on Jeri and money below) — there’s “Fred Thompson: Champion of Stoners and Crackheads“:

Please excuse the title of my diary, but I wanted to imagine how rightwing blowhards would interpret an article like the one the Washington Post put out today on Fred Thompson, No Easy Verdict on Thompson The Lawyer, if it were about a Democratic candidate. Take a look at the first paragraph of the article:

Before he was elected as a tough-on-crime U.S. senator from Tennessee or played a New York prosecutor on TV’s “Law and Order,” Fred Dalton Thompson worked as a lawyer who argued against the government’s authority to regulate drug paraphernalia or to search a boat packed with 14 tons of marijuana.

 

Imagine the field day Ann Coulter or Billo or Sean Hannity would have if this stuff was true about a Democratic candidate:

In August 1981, Thompson, on First Amendment grounds, urged the U.S. Supreme Court to strike down an Illinois village’s ordinance designed to protect children from marijuana by requiring merchants to get a license to sell drug paraphernalia or pro-marijuana literature. His client was a trade association of merchants who sold smoking goods, novelty items and magazines.

The justices unanimously disagreed, upholding the ordinance.

Thompson also lost a federal appeals case involving two defendants in a major drug case. In his appeal, he derided a U.S. Customs officer as “inexperienced” and tried to challenge that officer’s right to search a boat on which 28,000 pounds of marijuana was found. The appellate judges disagreed, writing a detailed opinion supporting agent’s right to search the boat.

If this information came out about a Democratic candidate, you can be sure the SwiftBoat commericials would start coming fast and furiously. Therefore, as a public service to my fellow countrymen, the Right Wing Fire Breathers, I shall provide a rough draft of what a commercial against Fred Thompson would consist of: …

The proposed commercial is priceless.

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Here’s the story-only version of “Fred Thompson: Champion of Stoners and Crackheads.”

For some more fun — and I do mean fun! — check out the hilarious comments in the story/comment version: “Fred Thompson: Champion of Stoners and Crackheads.”

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THEN THERE’S THIS, via my friend Susan T:

The Fred File: Money and the Jeri Factor

from NBC’s Kelly O’Donnell

Sources close to the presumptive campaign tell NBC News that Fred Thompson’s fundraising is down “markedly.” One claimed it has “slowed down big-time.” The pace is described as a consequence of the delayed announcement to enter the race.

“The Friends of Fred, Inc.” will report to the IRS its revenue by July 31st. Sources reveal to NBC News that number will be in the range of about $3 million. Five million dollars had been the talked-about June goal. Sources describe an early burst of donations in June and say the summer fundraising has fallen off. While additional fundraisers are planned, sources say the scheduling of fundraisers was “frozen” for a time while the team was going through some internal strains.

The Jeri Factor

Some sources describe the role of the presumed candidate’s wife, Jeri, as vast and powerful. Sources say “she’s integrally involved in every decision” and that FredThompson has “set it up so everything goes through her.” Critically, that was cast as “running it like a congressional campaign” and from the “kitchen table.”

Sources also describe Jeri favorably as smart, and that her level of involvement could be an asset. However, they also claim she is “reluctant” to shift to the eventual front-stage role she would have to assume as the candidate’s spouse with her own events and public responsibilities. An interpretation of Jeri’s role was described as a “scattershot management style” that “lacks prioritization.”

At present, those close to the planning say Jeri is involved in hiring, salaries, schedule, office assignments at the two headquarters, and small details like the color of bumper stickers. Some sources defend her, adding that “it’s easy to say she’s controlling things.” …

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  • mudkitty

    Thompson’s holding off running cuz he’s got lots of “splaining” to do, so he wants there to be not much time left to do it. He’s the Hail Mary Pass, for the Republicans, but they are trotting him out to early (out of desperation) and Thompson’s resisting. It’s a Hail Mary Pass that won’t work.

  • mudkitty

    Thompson is also the type of person who hates asking for money.

  • GSD

    Thompson is also a thin skinned celebrity who enjoys the kudos and hates brickbats.

    He is now juggling with the idea of being the point man for all of the pent up anti-Bush anger that is out there.

    Frederick of Hollywood is in line to be the heir apparent to the disastrous Bush Administration.

    Who would want to invite that trainwreck of animosity?

    -GSD

  • Fred C. Dobbs

    THAT made my day!

  • mudkitty

    “Where’s my gift bag?”

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ SusanUnPC

    MORE:

    HOUSTON, Texas (CNN) – A woman screaming “you’re not a real conservative, sir” was removed by police from a welcoming reception for likely GOP presidential candidate Fred Thompson Wednesday morning. A second protester was also taken from the room. … All.

    • Leslie

      As if the Bushies are real conservatives?

  • Leslie

    Glad he’s less and less viable, but I’d still like more details about his involvement with the Bushies?

  • konopelli/wgg

    When the next ‘terra’ attack comes, the Pukes will blame the Dems/Libs for preventing Boosh from stopping it.
    After that, it won’t matter who the candidates are, all that will matter will be who can mount the most draconian, repressive ‘security’ campaign, and the Pukes are a lock on that.

  • PrchrLady

    He should run as the pro pot candidate. Might attract a few new voters who don’t know the con in rethuglicon…

  • mudkitty

    There’s a reason why he’s holding back…can ‘o worms doesn’t describe it.

  • Montag

    Here’s an article about Thompson’s campaign difficulties. Looks like Larry dodged a bullet by not signing on to such a hapless campaign. If you think about it, it’s a case of natural selection:

    http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2007/07/exodus_continues_more_staff_to.php

  • Jess Wonderin

    Fred should play it smart – use the “campaign” money just to “test” in Hawaii, San Diego, the Keys, little Vegas, a few guest spots here and there – then go back to his porch n’ rock away with his “retirement fund” – why “declare” and subject himself to being exposed as a lazy shallow ex-lobbyists ex-Senator Nixon Crony with fewer ideas than Paulie Shore . . .???? ‘though his campaign is shaping up to be more fun than bow hunting puppies with Ted Nugent . . .

    • Montag

      “fewer ideas than Paulie Shore”? Ouch, that’s gotta hurt! How about “more fun than hunting UNDERAGE GIRLS with Ted Nugent”? He was supposed to be a Republican candidate at one time too, until his past caught up with him–and his present–and his dubious future, too. But it would be fun to see Thompson on the campaign trail and see people realize that he’s just a hollow man, with the only “redneck” thing about him being that he’s got a red pickup truck in his Momma’s driveway that’s permanently up on blocks. I hear she’s fixin’ to make it into a planter.

  • CK

    It strikes me as idiotic that any republican candidate would encumber his campaign staff with members of the Bush family or team members from the past Bush campaigns. Given that, when can we expect Karl Rove to sign on with the Romney campaign? Libby to the Guiliani team? Wolfowitz and Feith as advisors to Hillary?
    So the latest news shows that all the folks who worked for Bush and then went to McCain has succeeded in sabotaging olJohn and now abandoned ship and the ones who went with Fred are doing the same to olFred. Might serve as a warning to the other Bushclones as they go about their campaigns that having Bushies in your organization is a good way to get scrod. And if enough of them get scrod maybe olJeb will be the “compromise” candidate to emerge from the repub convention or maybe Bush44 Jeb’s son.

    At the risk of sounding a wee bit like a broken record, there actually is a conservative running under the republican banner, and I notice that he has had a 300% improvement in his name recognition over the past month, he appears to have received the majority of the monies so far donated by active duty and retired military, and is one of only two republicans willing to face the dreaded UTUBE debate format. Something about answering questions from their supporters is bothering the “respectable” rethugs.
    And for your viewing pleasure:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRPxN7DGy5c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etheagitator%2Ecom%2Farchives%2F2007%5F07%2Ephp
    Which I hope gets embedded properly but if it doesn’t just search UTUBE for Incarcerex

  • Jerome

    Fred has been thinking about running for President since LBJ. It never happens.

  • mudkitty

    I agree, Thompson is not going to happen. More and more. Less and less.

  • http://www.NewsQuotes.org Vera

    Fred Thompson has two reasons to run: To take votes away from someone else, and to increase demand for his acting.
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