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NoQuarter Fan Mail

By Larry Johnson on October 6, 2012 at 7:29 PM in Current Affairs

You know you are succeeding in getting under the skin of the Obama crowd when you receive an unsolicited piece of “fan” mail. The following is from a gentleman who claims the name of Richard Tibbets:

Sir:

I’m impressed with your resumé, or at least would be were it not for the fact that you reside in Fort Lauderdale – geriatric capital of the U.S.

Also, I’m impressed with how impressed you must be with yourself, showering yourself with accolades and things like that. Actually, it sounds like you single-handedly invented counter-terrorism tactics and all by yourself shoved the foreign menace back to where it came from. Whoo-hoo, buddy, you must be one tough customer. CIA and workin’ on a doctorate, yowsa! (Didja ever finish that difficult course of study?

Droppin’ TV show names like you produced ‘em, hell yeah!

Your picture identifies you as a Class-A Southern Cracker, which means you prob’ly don’t lahk havin’ no nigga in the White House, no suh! That ain’t what we fought the War o’ Secession about, tell you what.

Incidentally, concerning your numerous blogs:

Right, right, yer bloody well right
Got a bloody right to say.
Right, right, yer bloody well right
Don’t much care anyway.

PS Where’s that Michelle Obama tape anyway? You know, the one where she said “Down with whitey!”

Diplomat that I am, I felt compelled to respond:

Richard,

Thanks for writing. I’m sure that the time you took to write this piece of imbecility gave your gerbil some time out from your thrice daily sodomy session. I realize that your obsession with bestiality tends to cloud your thought process and those animal urges get you all worked up. I guess your caretakers not only forgot to give you your psych meds but forgot to chain you to your safety chair. Remember to wear that plastic helmet when you leave your house. You don’t want to run the risk of damaging that clump of fat between you ears that you believe to be a brain.

Also, please send me your mailing address. I want to send you a complimentary box of condoms. Not to be too much of a nudge, but I feel the need to remind you of the importance of practicing safe sex, especially while fucking yourself. And with respect to the nasty? I encourage you to do it to yourself with great frequency and verve.

Regards

There, I feel better.

  • Malcolm_Reynolds

    Nice response!

  • Hokma

    Perfect

    Assuming this came via email, I might have added telling him that you appreciate the compliment concerning your credentials and as he should know that part of what you do is internet forensics which means your company has the ability to track down perpetrators through the ISP all the way to their basement dwelling. And than ask how many condoms he wants when you come to visit.

  • Theymustbemorons

    LOL! I just fell out of my safety chair! Give ‘em hell, Larry!

  • no_longer_a_democrat

    OMG. I am cracking up over the sheer panic of these idiot Obots!

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too stinkin hilarious!

    Axelrod must be paying the fools overtime this time around!! HA HA

    Loved the respond Mr. Johnson. I suspect the address is probably at the Barry Soetero HQ in Chicago.

  • no_longer_a_democrat

    Maybe the trolls saw this and now in sheer panic and calling everyone who doesn’t worship their King Barry a raaaacist!

    http://www.colorado.edu/news/releases/2012/10/04/updated-election-forecasting-model-still-points-romney-win-university

    • TeakWoodKite

      Very interesting. Ya think that MSN would cover the story?

      The state-by-state economic data used in their model have been available since 1980. When these data were applied retroactively to each election year, the model correctly classifies all presidential election winners, including the two years when independent candidates ran strongly: 1980 and 1992. It also correctly estimates the outcome in 2000, when Al Gore won the popular vote but George W. Bush won the election through the Electoral College.

    • http://www.projectweavers.com/ Matthew J. Weaver

      Curious that just before the debate there were several reports of ‘the race tightening up’.

      Unless the media get onboard with Romney on election eve they stand to be caught in a Dewey vs. Truman embarrassement as they’ve convinced themselves of Obama’s lead and inevitability.

      • TeakWoodKite

        Not that the exit polling has been all that sharp in past elections, but one has to wonder what the conversion went like to achieve this outcome.
        Being a fly on the wall of the board room of the “consortium” would have made for an interesting listen. So much for the Black Panther election monitors BO wants.

        Here is a list of the states that will be excluded from coverage: Alaska,
        Arkansas, Delaware, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Kentucky,
        Louisiana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South
        Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia and Wyoming.

  • HObama HObamanana

    I’m sure the Obot used a false name. It’s obvious that his real name is Richard Cranium.

  • TeakWoodKite

    Why does that name ring a bell? Or should I say, respond so quickly to them?

  • TeakWoodKite

    (the sound of a fly in retreat…zip) Ahhhh…Never under-estimate the power of relieving ones spleen. :)

  • http://www.projectweavers.com/ Matthew J. Weaver

    Plastic hat? Shouldn’t it be tin foil?

    • TeakWoodKite

      It might cook the “clump of fat” and make a greasy mess.

  • HELENK2
    • HELENK2

      this might be the letter writer

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIf5XvFrBFo

      • Theymustbemorons

        hahahahaha!

      • DianaLC

        I actually got that same prank email link once. Got my heart pumping. But I didn’t punch my computer or wet my pants. The guy was either faking or being a total twerp.

  • DianaLC

    I am quite speechless over the fact that someone would write to Larry that way. Doesn’t he know he can’t compete with Larry’s ability to turn a phrase, especially when putting down people with the low IQ of the typical Obama supporter?
    I know it’s one of the major reasons i visit this blog daily.
    Thanks, Richard. We all enjoyed the laugh at your expense.

  • JohnnyTwoDog

    Larry’s blog and Obama bringing nothing to an everything fight. Yeah that tipped them over the edge alright.

  • akaPatience

    The racism meme has become a facile and boring argument for Obama supporters. On the other hand, Larry’s ANYTHING BUT BORING! I hope Mr. Tibbets takes his advice regarding condom use — the world will be a much better place if the stupid dickhead doesn’t procreate.

  • Fred82

    Funny how this guy pokes at Larry for working on a doctorate when his own writing style implies that he never finished High School.

    Is this guy’s name really Richard Tibbets? He sounds more like a Richard Head to me.

    • foxyladi14

      dickhead llololol

  • Retired_from_SPOnaj

    Must be a white guy with that fake southern accent and easy use of the n-word. Kinda like Obama.

  • Stopthemadness

    AWW shucks….someone had not only his jugular, but his pancreas ripped out Thursday night. And his cerebral membrane torched. Desperation combined with envy is so unbecoming.

    • Stopthemadness

      whoops…this is me..don’t know what happened here…

      • DianaLC

        That’s o.k. I liked reading it twice. Here’s a photo my uncle sent after the debate. Seems to have also has an ass whooping.

        • getfitnow

          Here’s another

  • HARP2

    Larry…..Just send him a picture accompanied by 2 words.

    Want One ?

  • jrterrier

    wow, look at the crowds Romney is getting. This is last night in St Peterburg, FL http://youtu.be/42QYG1dma1A

    • http://www.projectweavers.com/ Matthew J. Weaver

      That is inspiring and gives hope for November. I was impressed when I saw him and Ryan in Manassas the day he announced Ryan as VP–an incredible and spontaneous crowd. Maybe we will get a real landslide in November, despite media hysteria otherwise. What will they then say on the morning after?

      • Stopthemadness

        They will cry racism…that the voters didn’t have the intestinal fortitude to tell the truth to the pollster that they were voting against the lazy, failured black man…same old crud….

        • DianaLC

          By then, no one will be listening.

    • Theymustbemorons

      Holy cow! That’s terrific! Hope he’s also raising a ton of money.

    • http://www.projectweavers.com/ Matthew J. Weaver

      Okay, I just finished watching the whole video. If you haven’t watched this, do so! I first saw Romney early this spring at a business sponsored keynote where he was not inspiring and fit the stereotype the media painted of him. Then Manassas came a different Romney, energized. This video of Romney shows him finally loosening up, being truly warm in public, and finding his groove. I first voted for a president in 1980 and can say that, for me, finally here is a candidate that has the character and all worthy of my vote. There won’t be any ‘pick the least worst of two candidates’ this year.

      • Theymustbemorons

        You said it!

    • DianaLC

      jrterrier,
      I have to admit that I am one of those people who just can’t make myself go where I’ll be in a large crowd. I thank you so very much for providing this link. I was able to see and hear a Romney speech. This speech is so much what a political, patriotic speech should be.
      No fake angry accents. Just a few appropriate jabs at the opponent, then inspiration and real hope, not hopey dopey slogans.

    • getfitnow

      This man exudes humbleness.

  • Stopthemadness

    AW SHUCKS..someone had not only his jugular, but his pancreas ripped out Wednesday night. And his cerebral membrane torched. Desperation combined with envy is so unbecoming.

    • elizabethrc

      Obama may prepare like crazy for the next debate but he’ll never be able to get past the fact that devastates his ego: Romney was the teacher and he was the student, though I’m sure nothing sank in of the lesson. The protective wall he has built for himself from reality has crumbled and he has nothing to hide behind.

      • getfitnow

        And, simply–he’s not that smart.

        Also, some are worried about the moderators. I was, but I’m not anymore. Out of the gate, Romney put them all on notice.

      • BettsAZ

        The next debate will be foreign policy, which Obama has miserably failed at,also. I hope Romney brings up the off-the-mike comment of Obama to Medvedev to tell Putin to be patient,that after the elections he will have more flexability.

    • getfitnow

      That One actually won the debate last Wednesday night when Affirmative Action curving was applied, doncha’ know.

  • TeakWoodKite

    So I am jammin with Eric Claptopn and Sheryl Crowe on the youtube to a song called “My Favorite Mistake” and wouldn’t ya know up pops an ad from Lord Obama. (f’ing commercials) He is askin me to stand with him!
    I hope enough folks on the group W bench start singing it.

  • Theymustbemorons

    OK, very OT but I wandered over to pjmedia.com to follow a story about why Romney may win Ohio. While I was over there, I saw another story, which made me ask WTF? That one says Turkey, the country not the bird, infiltrating Native American tribal lands. I’m hearing Twilight Zone music. Here’s the link:
    http://pjmedia.com/blog/stunner-turkey-infiltrating-native-american-tribes-—-and-may-get-congressional-help/

  • TexMexSoup

    Damn why is it, every freaking time an Obama mouth breather speaks its about Race. You know last week I had an Asian client in town, they in turn brought their Asian handyman. My god was he prejudiced. He wouldn’t even acknowledge me if I made a comment and kept giving me eat shit and die looks AND he vandalized the property we were inspecting it was very insulting.

    My point is, I know what prejudice is and its infuriating to deal with. However 95% of people who do not approve of Obama are because of his policies, his contempt, his divisive actions and NOT his race. Racism does exist but not anywhere near the capacity that these f*cktards wish it were. And for the millionth time, obama is HALF WHITE. Why don’t his asswipe supporters acknowledge this??
    what is hysterically stupid is he is calling Larry a “cracker” I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with this picture.

    • getfitnow

      and in terms or racial and vile comments–I have never seen anything like it, and it is mostly coming from the compassionate, inclusive, diverse left. Facebook and Twitter have given these idiots license to show who they really are and it’s not pretty.

      Did you see the latest comment from the “esteemed” Snoop Dog?

      One of things that has become increasingly clear — black people can be, and some are as racists as the stereotypical “white cracker.”

      • vinnie winkel

        I saw the tweet by SnoopDog and he called the prez the N word. OMG, where is the outrage from the left? Nevermind if a white person said this, even if it came from A. West, the msm would go crazy with Andrea Mitchell going nuts asking West to take it back. What upside down world do we live in here. The hypocrisy is so blatant and appalling.

      • TexMexSoup

        no they are more racist than a white cracker. 95% of the black community insists on calling ANY Latino a Mexican. It is very annoying. And many blacks straight up hate white people but I’ve noticed its an excuse for their failures. It really gets preached in the churches, the white man is just using them kind of deal.

        • elijahzabmom

          Let’s not have any “black” on “brown” mess sir/ma’am. South Americans have their issues as well.

    • FormerLiberal9

      I could easily vote for a black or latino, race is not a priority for me. However I will not vote for a Liberal Democrat no matter what race the candidate belongs.

      • KenoshaMarge

        Ditto!

      • TexMexSoup

        I agree with you. I can’t vote for democrats anymore ever! They are just plain stupid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.ahern.773 Charlotte Ahern

    The funniest Obot blog/website I’ve seen (and there are some hilarious ones) is the one that has the slogon, “Every morning I wake up, I feel better that Obama is the president!” Or words to that effect. The comments just can’t be real. They can’t. They seem made up by some adolescent from an upper middle class gated community in, oh, maybe upstate Minnesota.

  • shelldoll2

    Thank you for trying to save us from that dark smelly place.

    Signed,

    The Gerbils

    • KataKimbe

      Not happy with the cruelty to animals picture in my head… but that response was classic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hank-DeCat/100001190387982 Hank DeCat

    You should have added “Where’s that 5.4% unemployment Obama promised if we passed the stimulus?”

    • shelldoll2

      I believe 5.4% was sharing a space with the rescued gerbils.

      The gerbils escaped. The promised unemployment rate? Not so much.

      • elizabethrc

        Oh Lord, now we have gerbils standing in the unemployment line!

        • getfitnow

          lol–coffee everywhere! Stop it!

    • getfitnow

      Yeah, where’s all that receding oceans and healing planet?
      Reality can be so uncomfortable.

    • bbf
      • http://www.projectweavers.com/ Matthew J. Weaver

        Obama’s lies started early and often.

  • shelldoll2

    What is it with these fools?

    1. You serve your country and you ain’t worth nothing.

    2. You are a southern cracker.

    3. You’re racist.

    4. No matter how hard you work for what you have you don’t deserve it.

    5. Did I mention you’re a racist?

    6. Millions of Americans underemployed or unemployed? Who cares?

    7. A President and his wife that are multi-millionaires. Good. Anyone one else in that category? Bad.

    8. An expert in your field and called by Congress to testify? That means nothing.

    9. Pointing out that Obama’s mama was white? That’s not done.

    10. The best they can come up with is a tape with Michelle saying whitey that was scrubbed and disappeared? You might remember that I suggested you pull that until you had absolute proof. I knew that if you did not have it they’d use it as a stick to beat you with.

    11. I’m tired of liberals telling me what it’s like to be black. I’ve lived it. Take your faux concern elsewhere.

    12. History has been re-written to “white wash” the fact that Democrats led lynching, southern apartheid, formed the KKK, and fought the Republicans on every bill they tried to pass giving black people equal rights. Remember Republicans were the party of Lincoln.

    13. Maybe people don’t read history book these days. Some of us do.

    14. Bottom line: None of our Presidents have been perfect. But then no human being has ever been perfect. But Jesus wasn’t just holy he was smart. He warned us not to put our faith in princes (leaders in modern parlance).

    15. Some princes deserve less respect than others.

    Just sayin’.

    • Dave L.

      Who wants to be perfect, I was taught that Jesus was the only perfect person, AND WE NAILED HIM TO A CROSS !!!!!

      • foxyladi14

        AMEN

    • HObama HObamanana

      The worst of all of this is that regardless of every fact you so eloquently point out, the answer from these idiots is: So what? These people have no regard for service. They have no sense whatsoever of patriotism. And truth is whatever sounds good or is socially acceptable among the pack. The dumbing down of America is perhaps our greatest enemy. And it has come from within.

  • Eyes Wide Open

    Epic

  • jrterrier

    i just watched the debate again; i was too busy to watch it in its entirely earlier in the week.

    my take is that Pres Obama was prepared. it’s just that he’s not debated anyone who had ready facts at his disposal since he debated hillary. he had talking points but romney just batted each one of them down. he doesn’t know a thing about the economy except what he reads in the briefing books. and mccain didn’t know much more than that either.

    prime example is when the Pres referred to the innovations at the Clevelan Clinic. Except Romney came back to explain that the Cleveland Clinic is a private hospital – not a govt run beuraucracy. And just for good measure, Romney mentioned similar accomplishments at the Mayo Clinic & another clinic (whose name i can’t remember), both also privately run. and for good measure, romney threw in that during his business career when he consulted with health care providers he was always impressed with their innovations. the Pres smirked and you could see him going through his catalog of experiences trying to bring up a story from his days communhity organizing in Chicago or at Columbia and Harvard but couldn’t come up with anything.

    Romney just has a layer of experience from his years at Bain, MA governor, Olympics and probably even from his father’s days in govt to add to what he reads. and i always thought that romney would be very well suited to talk about obamacare because he probably knows the problems & possible solutions with our health care system better than anyone because (for better or worse) he enacted romneycare in MA so he knows more about the ins & outs of health reform than most.

    during the 2008 debates it was the same thing when Obama spouted off stuff about foreign affairs. you could tell he was just repeating what he had read but didn’t really know what he was talking about.

    • getfitnow

      The word is Bobby Rush cleaned his clock when he ran for the House. Apparently, that video is not available for national consumption.

      • jrterrier

        is this what you are talking about? here’s a 2000 rush/obama debate from youtube
        http://youtu.be/5L4xIBKNePg

        • getfitnow

          Thanks. I don’t know if this is the one. Obama even mention other debates in the clip. But, I found it interesting, once again, he agrees with his opponents. He agreed with Hillary; his affirmative head nodding when Romney was ripping his policies, and now here, he starts off by agreeing, except the one thing thing that’s missing is…wait..LEADERSHIP! Bwahhhh!!!

          Appreciate you looking it up.

  • jrterrier

    And tonight’s rally at Apopka, FL with Artur Davis introducing Romney.
    http://youtu.be/CNno__Y81Ts

    • getfitnow

      Our Servant!!! Right on!

    • Sharon Long

      This is speech is great! I plan on making sure all my friends see this. What a smart person and patriotic too. What a difference for a change.

    • KataKimbe

      I know, totally other topic
      OMFG. What the hell happened on Homeland this week? Amazing writing and is it next Sunday yet? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-hogan/homeland-recap-season-2-episode-2_b_1947096.html

      • jrterrier

        i’m with you. another great episode. can’t wait for the entire season to develop. and who is brody going to kill in a future episode? one of the other marines? Saul?

  • elizabethrc

    Larry, that gentleman just gave an expansive display of projection.
    He forgot to put Obama’s name in the salutation, for most of what he said pointed to Obama’s faults, narcissism, not yours.
    Imagine how empty his little life must be that he had to sit for what must have been hours to compose that pitiful little tome.
    Maybe if we don’t feed it bread crumbs it will go away.

  • http://pumping-irony.livejournal.com/ Buck O’Fama

    “Where’s that Michelle Obama tape anyway? You know, the one where she said “Down with whitey!”

    Probably with Barack’s college records and stuff, I reckon.

  • http://twitter.com/skymominmass SkymomInMass

    Letters like that say more about the author than they do about the recipient. It uses the usual cliches we hear from the O-bots though. I was surprised to hear Larry equated to a southern cracker, that was a new one on me.

  • KenoshaMarge

    As others have said better than I, this letter shows a closed and narrow mind. Also a bigotry the fool didn’t even realize he exposed. Resumes from Fort Lauderdale – geriatric capital of the U.S. are unworthy? Who knew?

    Haven’t made up my mind if the writer is dissing Fort Lauderdale or seniors. Or both.

    An ageist at least. One who more than likely calls others “racist” at the drop of a hat. Without having the brains to see the hypocrisy.

    Anyone with any introspection whatsoever would have read what they wrote, realized how banal it was and hit delete. People like this haven’t the intellect to realize that they aren’t nearly as clever as they think they are.

    Unlike myself who realizes I’m not all the clever and types away any how.

    • FormerLiberal9

      Just some young punk with no brains don’t ya’ll think?

      • KenoshaMarge

        No brains for sure. Young? Not so sure. Given the maturity of the average obot I’m not sure he/she/it is young. Punk certainly.

  • iert2

    LJ you sound like an 8 year old kid. You are also extremely thin-skin for someone who runs a public blog and puts your views out there for the world to see. Your response says alot about you.