You know you are succeeding in getting under the skin of the Obama crowd when you receive an unsolicited piece of “fan” mail. The following is from a gentleman who claims the name of Richard Tibbets:


I’m impressed with your resumé, or at least would be were it not for the fact that you reside in Fort Lauderdale – geriatric capital of the U.S.

Also, I’m impressed with how impressed you must be with yourself, showering yourself with accolades and things like that. Actually, it sounds like you single-handedly invented counter-terrorism tactics and all by yourself shoved the foreign menace back to where it came from. Whoo-hoo, buddy, you must be one tough customer. CIA and workin’ on a doctorate, yowsa! (Didja ever finish that difficult course of study?

Droppin’ TV show names like you produced ’em, hell yeah!

Your picture identifies you as a Class-A Southern Cracker, which means you prob’ly don’t lahk havin’ no nigga in the White House, no suh! That ain’t what we fought the War o’ Secession about, tell you what.

Incidentally, concerning your numerous blogs:

Right, right, yer bloody well right
Got a bloody right to say.
Right, right, yer bloody well right
Don’t much care anyway.

PS Where’s that Michelle Obama tape anyway? You know, the one where she said “Down with whitey!”

Diplomat that I am, I felt compelled to respond:


Thanks for writing. I’m sure that the time you took to write this piece of imbecility gave your gerbil some time out from your thrice daily sodomy session. I realize that your obsession with bestiality tends to cloud your thought process and those animal urges get you all worked up. I guess your caretakers not only forgot to give you your psych meds but forgot to chain you to your safety chair. Remember to wear that plastic helmet when you leave your house. You don’t want to run the risk of damaging that clump of fat between you ears that you believe to be a brain.

Also, please send me your mailing address. I want to send you a complimentary box of condoms. Not to be too much of a nudge, but I feel the need to remind you of the importance of practicing safe sex, especially while fucking yourself. And with respect to the nasty? I encourage you to do it to yourself with great frequency and verve.


There, I feel better.

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Larry C. Johnson is a former analyst at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, who moved subsequently in 1989 to the U.S. Department of State, where he served four years as the deputy director for transportation security, antiterrorism assistance training, and special operations in the State Department's Office of Counterterrorism. He left government service in October 1993 and set up a consulting business. He currently is the co-owner and CEO of BERG Associates, LLC (Business Exposure Reduction Group) and is an expert in the fields of terrorism, aviation security, and crisis and risk management, and money laundering investigations. Johnson is the founder and main author of No Quarter, a weblog that addresses issues of terrorism and intelligence and politics. NoQuarterUSA was nominated as Best Political Blog of 2008.